Dear sweet long absent lord, how the pond loves Melbourne trams.
The pond realises that they can be a slow commute out in the 'burbs (when the pond lived in Toorak it was a grind to get to the city), and that some resentful, deeply stupid drivers hate them - apparently they see the Interstate 5 in LA as a role model - but there's that blessed free tram zone, and riding the rails is as good as taking a trip to tram-loving Amsterdam ...
When the pond realised that it was a Labor government led by Jim McGirr that had presided over the wanton destruction of Sydney's trams, the young and bitter pond resolved never to join the Labor party.
Strangely the Labor party's role isn't mentioned in Mike Ticher's nostalgic piece for the Graudian, Erased from history: how Sydney destroyed its trams for love of the car. Face up to it Mike, it was Labor wot started it, it was Labor wot done it.
Melbourne is also the answer to that question, won't someone think of the children?
Of course they do ...
It should be obvious by this time in the filibuster that the pond is having a travel day, and this is just a place holder.
By the time this hits the full to overflowing intertubes, the pond will likely have reached the mighty Wang (only to return to tram heaven in a month or so).
The pond faithfully promises to find a slot for our missing Friday Henry somewhere over the weekend - the thought of losing his history and philosophy lessons fills the pond with horror - but in the meantime, all the pond has to offer is a left over, reheated, slightly soggy groaning from Dame Groan ...
First up however the pond would like to celebrate the latest comedy surrounding that king knob, that prize boofhead, Uncle Leon ...
Barely had the pond finished reading Kit Yates in the Graudian, with Elon Musk is a proven danger to good science, but the Royal Society won’t say it. That’s why I resigned than the pond caught up with Arwa Mahdawi's piece First Trump threatened to nuke hurricanes. Now he’s waging war on weather forecasters
Ultimately, however, the attacks on Noaa show that even the weather has been swept up in the culture wars. It used to be a safe topic, something you could chat about with strangers. Now, simply providing context to weather reports can get people very heated indeed. For example, during the summer 2022 heatwave in the UK, when temperatures reached record highs of 40.3C, weather forecasters such as Laura Tobin found themselves getting harassed for linking the heatwave to the climate crisis.
This abuse is part of a trend. Meteorologists around the world have been subjected to increasing harassment. This is partly, I suspect, because, deep down, even the science deniers are fearful. There is an apt tweet about the climate crisis that pops up a lot: “Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.” What used to seem abstract and remote is now steadily encroaching on all our lives – even those of people living in places once considered climate havens. Trump can declare war on the weather all he likes, but it’s become alarmingly clear that this is a war that no one will win.
When looking for Uncle Leon's participation in this folly, the pond stumbled on George Monbiot's The fact that humans can only survive on Earth doesn’t bother Trump – and I know why.
Heaven's Gate 2.0! Mass suicide, a new form of genocide:
On Mars, Musk dreams of building private cities under the exclusive control of his company SpaceX. Never mind the technical impossibilities; it’s the fantasy that counts: the definitive release from social and biological constraint. His subterranean prison cities, in which survival would depend on extreme technological intervention – the slightest interruption of which would mean instant death – would make the worst terrestrial dictatorship in history look like a yoga retreat. Deus Invictus would reign supreme.
Where there is no love, there can be only destruction. Smash the planet then transcend it; leave your indelible mark on Earth while reigning triumphant in the heavens: this, I believe, is a deep, unspoken urge that helps explain Trump’s programmes. But even if, through some grim miracle, the planet wreckers succeeded, they would soon discover that no technological wonderland, no space station or Martian city, compares to what we have.
Cranking it down a little from Uncle Leon as a new Heaven's Gate cult leader, the pond can't confirm the memes as being true, but what fun they are, what fun is to see Teslas now so shamed they have to pose as other vehicles. Giving Telsa buyers a Roman thumbs down apparently works wonders.
One day a Tesla, the next day a Honda!
A Honda!
Even worse, a Buick!!
The pond left out this detail in yesterday's immortal Rowe, but it seems to fit today ...
And so to the Groaning:
Quarterly national accounts: it’s all about productivity, stupid, The economy is still travelling below trend and the most important message in these national accounts is the continuing decline in productivity.
The entire point of any Groaning is to induce misery and despair in the reader, but luckily the reptiles clocked this as a mere two minutes ... so this practitioner of the dismal science has little time to strut her stuff on the reptile boards, before disappearing off into the arras ...
As always there was an opening snap, or even worse, artwork posing as a collage ...No doubt Treasurer Jim Chalmers will be out there bragging about the positive growth in per capita GDP. Artwork: Frank Ling
Oh Frank, just stop it, stop it before you go blind, or you make everyone else go blind.
Then came Dame Groan, determined yet again to drive everything into the ground ...
No doubt Jim Chalmers will be out there bragging about the positive growth in per capita GDP after seven consecutive quarters of negative growth. GDP per capita is a reasonable proxy for living standards.
At this point there came a lengthy AV distraction, featuring Satan's little helper ...
Treasurer Jim Chalmers has reacted to the latest National Accounts figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics, which revealed that the gross domestic product increased by 0.6 per cent in the December quarter. “These numbers show that the Australian economy has turned a corner, and it looks more and more like the soft landing that we’ve been planning for and preparing for,” Mr Chalmers told Sky News Australia. “These National Accounts are very encouraging; they do show a solid rebound in growth, and I think the most heartening thing from my point of view is that ... we’re seeing a solid rebound in the private sector, and that’s very welcomed as well.”
That was followed by the rest of the Groaning.
The pond isn't going to interrupt. It was all very predictable, though it might bring out correspondents devoted to the cult of Groaning.
No doubt the old biddy's confusing of the banging on keyboard and the churning out of another column with actual productivity might set someone off.
While public spending continues to make an excessive contribution to output growth, there were signs in the last quarter of last year that private spending, particularly household consumption, was making something of comeback. Whether this improvement is sustainable remains unclear.
A key question is whether these national accounts figures will influence the thinking of the new monetary policy board. Note that its first meeting is due for the end of this month, with a decision on the cash rate to be announced on April Fool’s Day, albeit in the afternoon – no jokes anticipated. This will likely occur during the election campaign.
Overall, the economy is still travelling below trend, at an annual rate of just 1.3 per cent. But the pick-up in the December quarter may be sufficient to influence the thinking of the MPB members. A pause in the cash rate may be seen as the most prudent call, particularly since the trimmed mean of the CPI has not yet printed within the target band.
But the most important message in these national accounts is the continuing decline in productivity. GDP per hour worked fell by 0.1 per cent in the quarter, after declines of 0.7 and 0.5 in the previous two quarters, respectively. The level of labour productivity is where it was in 2016, a dismal and historically unprecedented outcome.
As the previous governor of the RBA, Philip Lowe, has observed, the main game in terms of explaining falling living standards and the associated financial pressures that many people feel is productivity. Interest rate rises are a small part of the explanation. Had we been able to achieve trend productivity growth over the past nearly 10 years, real incomes would be 9 per cent higher. This would be a very material outcome.
Sadly for the country, the Labor government has completely failed to implement policies that would facilitate higher productivity. Indeed, there are a series of productivity-sapping policies that are undermining private sector incentives to invest – think here industrial relations regulation, the regulation/approval quagmire, rapidly rising energy costs, the care economy. While some members of the opposition appear to grasp the problem related to productivity, we are yet to see a compelling agenda that would turn things around. Perhaps we will learn more during the election campaign.
As a bonus, the pond had leftover Jennings of the fifth form ...
Some might think that Jennings is clueless - he's certainly no substitute for the bromancer - so get prepared for six minutes of cluelessness ... in Donald Trump shows strong hand, but we still hold AUKUS ace,The US President’s speech to congress played to his strengths, but his announcement to ‘resurrect shipbuilding’ may present Australia with a golden opportunity.
AUKUS is an ace card?
The reptiles followed with a snap, President Donald Trump addresses a joint session of Congress at the Capitol in Washington on Tuesday, local time. Picture: AP
You can get an idea of Jennings of the fifth form's abilities when he seemingly managed to endure that terrible speech, and then dubbed it "a strong speech".
The strength that was required was to endure it, to get through it, a triumph of the will, a bit like the intestinal fortitude needed to swallow a mouthful of Jennings ...
The speech was a mix of longstanding Trump themes: strengthening borders; deporting illegal immigrants; rebuilding the economy behind tariff barriers; strengthening the American military.
As presidents do in these congressional addresses, Trump tied policy themes to the (mostly tragic) personal stories of individuals invited to attend: family survivors of violent crime; a poor young boy with brain cancer; the wife and daughters of an individual killed at the Pennsylvania rally where Trump was hit by, and miraculously survived, a sniper’s bullet.
As political theatre this was an assured, one might even say a great, performance, were it not for Trump’s instinct always to score the partisan point, rather than to unite his audience towards a common goal.
There were flashes of humour: Trump repeated his objective of reclaiming the Panama Canal; “we’re taking it back” he said. Then, to broad laughter and looking at Secretary of State Marco Rubio: “Good luck, Marco. We know who to blame if anything goes wrong.”
That's what passes for a flash of humour?
Joking about monstering a sovereign state?
A strong speech?
See Bill Kristol, in The Bulwark, explaining why he didn't bother to watch the agony in eight fits, Trump Didn’t Help Himself Last Night, The president is losing popularity and the public’s patience.
Weirdly, this cheered me up.
Why?
Because the speech was childish, silly, unimpressive — and, I suspect, unsuccessful.
Early in the address, Trump boasted about how well he was doing:
And what makes it even more impressive is that do you know who Number 2 is? George Washington. How about that? How about that?"
The polling numbers confirm the findings of the focus groups.
Trump’s approval rating has been sinking. Four days after his inauguration, Trump had, according to the FiveThirtyEight averages, an approval rating of 49.7 percent and a disapproval rating of 41.5 percent. Now he’s underwater at 47.6 percent approval vs. 47.9 percent disapproval.
Is last night’s speech likely to have done anything to stop or reverse the trend of Trump losing a percentage point a week?
I don’t see it. If you weren’t already on the Trump train, the speech gave you no reason to jump aboard.
And if, as seems to be the case, the economy is slowing and inflation isn’t; and if, as seems likely to be the case, the kleptocracy and plutocracy of the Trump administration become more and more evident; and if, as will surely be the case, it becomes more and more obvious that in foreign policy Trump is on the side of Vladimir Putin—where are Trump’s numbers going to be in three months?
Lower, I think. Trump could have used last night to try to fix some of the perceptions that have been hurting him in the eyes of the public. Instead, he boasted that he’s doing a better job than George Washington. He barely addressed the issue of inflation—casting off responsibility for the price of eggs to Joe Biden and telling farmers and consumers that their lives could actually get a bit more turbulent. That isn’t going to help him with anyone not already in MAGA world. Nor will it help him to keep on highlighting his sidekick, Elon Musk, whose approval ratings are lower than Trump’s.
And so on, and yet this Jennings is a marvel, the way he manages to worship King "Krasnov" Donald 1 ... President Donald Trump arrives at congress as Democrat Melanie Stansbury makes her feelings clear. Picture: AP
Ah, the pond can match that with a snap of its own ...
Meanwhile, Jennings of the fifth form kept on fawning in the way of a lapdog or quisling ...
He devoted a lengthy part of his speech to detailing American aid programs – millions to produce the “Arab Sesame Street”, for example, or to impossibly large numbers of centenarians still apparently on social security lists.
To these supposed examples of waste, fraud and mismanagement, The New York Times’ rolling coverage of the speech self-importantly applied labels such as “this is misleading” or “this needs context”.
Even more pathetic were Democrat members in congress holding up little paddles with phrases such as “Musk steals” or “False”.
Trump’s opponents have made no headway since the presidential election in November on how to regain some political momentum.
For the moment at least, Trump is sweeping all before him.
The key political message from the speech is that Trump will not be stopped in pursuing his political agenda.
Spending cuts, tariffs, eliminating funding for woke causes, pursuing allies to pay more for their own security, and chasing investment in the US economy.
Australia was not mentioned.
Oh dear, no mention of down under, that's a canker at the core, a fly in the ointment. Time for an AV destraction ... In his first major speech since his inauguration, President Trump told both chambers of Congress that the “golden age of America has only just begun.”
Oh yes, it's a golden age alright, full of rich meals, at least for some ...
As for tariffs, it was what the bludgers deserved ...
Trump will never be in a stronger position than he is today. He received a resounding endorsement from American voters, narrowly controls congress, has political momentum from a fast and largely effective entry into the Oval Office, and his political opponents are in disarray.
Trump’s speech ended with some resounding phrases about American ingenuity, capacity to overcome hardship and build for the future.
It’s such a pity these higher-sounding phrases get lost in the day-to-day style of the Trump White House, which is more about the brutal business of who has power and who doesn’t.
We know Trump thinks of politics and international affairs as being like a poker game. Many strong cards are in Trump’s hand, and these were prominently displayed in his speech to congress.
Resounding, if also resoundingly brutal, and then came a weird billy goat butt, first as a billy goat butt snap ... Trump has more in common with his predecessor Joe Biden than he thinks. Picture: AFP
After that note about the brutalist's brutalism, there came an even bigger billy goat butt in the text ...
In this, Trump has a lot in common with predecessor Joe Biden.
Biden assembled a cabinet of low-profile implementers; he brooked no advice countering his disastrous withdrawal of forces from Afghanistan; he privileged a small group of family and friends around him, and governed by instinct.
Biden’s approach worked for a year or two, but when his mental deterioration overwhelmed him, the administration drifted on cruise control.
Might that happen to Trump? He is clearly mentally stronger then Biden, but age catches up with everyone. What looks like energy and direction now will falter in time as reality catches up with the Trump machine.
But, but, billy goat, just a moment ago, you were singing his praises and celebrating the strength of the union, you know ... Russia and its president Vladimir Putin is not a genuine partner of America. Picture: AFP
What's that? He's not a genuine partner? But the state of the union is strong ...
Jennings of the fifth form didn't seem to get it ...
Putin is playing a different card game, one that ultimately attacks US interests in Europe, the Middle East and Asia.
Here’s a small example of what I mean: overnight it was revealed Russia sent senior missile technology experts to Iran on several visits in 2024.
Help with its missile programs is Tehran’s reward for selling Russia drones. Trump may not be worried about Iranian drones being used to kill Ukrainians, but Iranian nuclear-armed missiles threaten Israel, Saudi and American interests in the Middle East.
Russia is likewise helping North Korea to improve its missile capabilities.
Nuclear-armed North Korean intercontinental ballistic missiles already can directly target American cities. It’s not in American interests to let Russia help Kim Jong-un build a stronger nuclear arsenal.
Putin will never submit himself to a public dressing down in the Oval Office. It turns out that type of treatment can only really be handed out to allies.
By this time, the pond was lost and an AV distraction didn't help ...In his address to a joint session of Congress, President Trump also said Russia has sent "strong signals" that it’s ready for peace.
This new rebranded, remodelled, Tesla-style Jennings was inclined to be sceptical ...
Trump’s speech mostly covered old ground, but here are some new elements he announced.
He quoted from a letter he said he received from Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky just before giving his speech. The letter seems to indicate Zelensky is now “ready for peace”. It seems the Ukrainians have rethought how they need to deal with Trump.
Trump has also said he had received “strong signals” that Russia is ready for peace: “Wouldn’t that be beautiful?”
Well, maybe! It’s well over time for the White House to start pressuring Putin for some public concessions on the way to a ceasefire.
My read of the past week is that JD Vance derailed a planned deal with Ukraine on rare earths in that disastrous Oval Office media conference. It seems Zelensky has offered Trump a way back from his Vice-President’s intemperate behaviour.
Trump announced an initiative to establish a “golden dome” missile defence shield over the American homeland. His claim was that technology has advanced from the days of Ronald Reagan’s “Star Wars” missile defence program of the 1980s, such that a defensive shield is now possible.
I’m sceptical. The physics of countering an intercontinental ballistic missile reaching its target with a terminal velocity of 6-8 kilometres per second (that is 22,000-29,000km/h) remain stubbornly hard to counter. Good luck with that aspiration, Mr President.
Lastly, Trump announced he would “resurrect shipbuilding” by establishing a “new office of shipbuilding in the White House”.
Still, Jennings of the fifth form lived in hope ... there might yet be rewards for grovelling lapdogs and lickspittle lackeys, Anthony Albanese’s chat with Donald Trump on February 11 could yet reap rewards. Picture: X
AUKUS to the rescue ...
An American interest to lift the priority of military shipbuilding could help save AUKUS. Both countries have a common need to build ships and submarines faster.
So, there is an opportunity for an Australian Prime Minister to say to Trump that we can be a meaningful part of his shipbuilding renaissance.
While American shipyards struggle to expand, we can apply some workforce capability to shared naval ends.
The challenge for Australia is to grow our maritime workforce so we can build AUKUS submarines, but there will be no work for years.
Surely there is an opportunity here for us to help build American naval capabilities while we wait for the AUKUS design to be completed?
For lapdog lackey Jennings of the fifth form, this is merely a "challenge" ...
"...a Labor government led by Jim McGirr that had presided over the wanton destruction of Sydney's trams". Just as well that Melbourne has hardly ever had a Labor government then. Old Henry would never have demolished what has now become the 'largest' (ie longest) Light Rail Transit network in the world - 250km total and just a wee bit larger than St. Petersburg (205.5km).
ReplyDeletehttps://rail.nridigital.com/future_rail_sep23/10_largest_tram_networks
GrueBleenMar 6, 2025, 1:24:00 PM
ReplyDelete"For US based readers": sad for you JM, really sad.
GB,
Yes, sad. This swine and his jesting stock masquerading as government, I just can't fathom it anymore.
I feel like a rube in a small moment of cosmic slapstick.
Old Hawaiian saying - "One day we shall be strangers in our own land."
I do look forward to DP's snapshots when she goes traveling. I am one of those
eccentrics who enjoy looking at other's holiday photos or just the everyday.
Especially as I continue my Oz studies. Melbourne's Flinders Street Station is
stunning, I saw it on Dr. Blake Mysteries and wondered if you were there as a
kid with your family, and now in the new century.
To me great buildings are like a fixed place in time. I rubbed the tail of the lion
outside the Chicago Art Institute, knowing my mother and her parents had done
the same 80 years earlier. But I digress.
Dunno about DP, but I've been "at Flinders St station" on and off for just a few decades in my lifetime as I travelled daily in and out of the CBD to my work location. It was once - almost certainly mistakenly - credited as being the busiest station at least in Australia because it was essentially the one and only CBD destination for lots who like me did the in-and-out train trip 5 days per week. Not recently though, having now been retired for about 17 years. And anyway, Melbourne is now credited with having the world's largest (ie longest total track length) of LRT (Light Rail Transit) in the world, so more people are probably taking trams nowadays.
DeleteOtherwise, I guess that a considerable number of people are always "strangers in their own land". And hopefully Trump may one day become one in his. It is distressing, though, just how many people are basically 'blind, deaf, dumb and stupid' such that the likes of Trump/Vance can get elected and not only once.
Jersey Mike, stay sane.
ReplyDeleteI posted that link as maybe someone you know needs a bit of info or support.
You said "I feel like a rube in a small moment of cosmic slapstick"
More like "Norman Jewison’s ‘Rollerball’ depicted a world in which corporations controlled all information – is this dystopian vision becoming reality?
Published: February 2, 2024
...
Owners versus the public good
The oligopoly of owners who are consolidating and liquidating media outlets are asking citizens to be satisfied with the information they provide – much like the corporate overlords of “Rollerball.”
Researchers at the Medill School’s Local News Initiative predict that one-third of community newspapers that operated in 2005 will be gone by the end of 2024. In January 2024, the owners of two venerable legacy news reorganizations, The Los Angeles Times and The Baltimore Sun, decided the bottom line was more important than their ability to gather news.
...
https://theconversation.com/norman-jewisons-rollerball-depicted-a-world-in-which-corporations-controlled-all-information-is-this-dystopian-vision-becoming-reality-222099
A bit of biff though...
PEPFAR Demonstration on Friday the 7th at Foggy Bottom
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Washington, DC – 3/7/2025 – We will be holding a public demonstration on Friday at noon at Foggy Bottom Metro to raise awareness about PEPFAR and demand that Secretary Rubio fulfill his promise of waivers and let PEPFAR save lives.
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Hi falutin'... constitution used as a shield...
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/toward-a-theory-of-civic-sede-vacantism
Best, an aussie annony.
GB,
DeleteI should have written more clearly, I had you in mind as using
the Flinders Street Station as you are the only Victorian I "know".
As for the people who voted for the ex-gameshow host, they are
the kind who think the moon landing was fake and professional wrestling
is real.
Anonymous,
Staying sane is a challenge when no matter how many of the melon felon's
lies are exposed he remains above criticism and beyond contempt.
Ah well, in the words of the immortal philosopher Kookie -
"Sit tight, live right and keep the lamp in the window".
Jersey Mike!
DeleteScore an entry in the...
Loonpond word competition
Word of the Coup Era - WotCE
Pronouced wotce! + expletive.
WotCE 2025 Nomination #003.
"melon felon"
Luxury. Hard on the outside, soft in the head, seemed tasty yet rotten to the core.
(Rules relaxed for our comrades in CoupLand)
WotCE #001 at
https://loonpond.blogspot.com/2025/03/in-which-sundry-reptiles-try-to-cope.html?showComment=1740957229956&m=1#c2887842259190562373
"Melon Felons" ... "the growth formula turns his watermelons into giant monstrous fruits as they terrorize the city, even chasing Gumby and his friends on the way back to the farm.". Appropriate.
Delete19th episode of Gumby Adventures.
Synopsis
After Gumby used the Alive Super Grow formula on his crops, the Blockeads stole most of Gumby's watermelons and sold them to various markets. However, the growth formula turns his watermelons into giant monstrous fruits as they terrorize the city, even chasing Gumby and his friends on the way back to the farm."
https://gumby.fandom.com/wiki/Melon_Felons
Anonymous,
DeleteI thought you were kidding then followed the link. I had no idea about Gumby and
melon felon. Or that Gumby was so big in the 21st century.
It is not sufficient to thank our Esteemed Hostess for what she skims the scum off, so we do not need to; the reader should be prepared to contribute, particularly when it involves the cult of Groaning.
ReplyDeleteWe assume that Killer Creighton’s expressed concern over possible loss of life for US troops will be carried over to another day, particularly with his cover story that it is to do with ‘economic method’, so back to the Biddy.
She considers a few entrails, as is appropriate for trying to reach some kind of conclusion from fractional percentage changes over the shortest available time - a quarter of a year. More sensibly, she then moves to a longer time period - telling us that if ‘trend’ had continued over nearly ten years, we would be so much better off. Now - is it impertinent to point out that going back ten years takes us to the administration of the Onion Muncher (and, of course, the real brains behind his time, the Petulant Peta)? Then we had ‘Thank you Mistah Turn-bull’, although some thanks carried over from that one’s time with the Muncher, where he was so productive in shafting the NBN. Then - ScoMo. There goes 7 of those 10 years.
Of course, it is the Labor Government - in for 30% of that time - which has failed to implement policies that would ‘facilitate’ higher productivity. Not that Our Dame is likely to educate us on policies that ‘would facilitate’. Best not to mention the almost free money the coalition system waved at the ‘private sector’ during their 7 years, apparently to promote investment in the national interest. Certainly do not mention how much of that went into acquisitions of smaller firms, who otherwise might be challenging the big players, nor of how much went into buying-back shares to boost the bonuses of senior management. The latter was a dubiious contributor to productivity, the former almost certainly reduced prospects to improve productivity through the market-place.
Far easier, and more acceptable to whoever still reads the Reptile Press with any kind of serous intent, to throw them bits of raw meat labelled ‘industrial relations’ and regulations ‘quagmire’. Y’r h’mbl has no idea how the ‘care economy’ might be considered to be ‘undermining private sector incentives to invest’. Perhaps Our Dame will explain at another time.
Perhaps if Rupert could be persuaded to pay her more - she would set out her own surefire policies to ‘facilitate’ higher productivity - regardless of which party governed.
Aah, Chad: sad is the fate of s/he who would seek to practise sense and sensibility in an insane world.
DeleteI think I have said once or twice before that it takes at least a 110 IQ to enable 'intelligence' and that this amounts to absolutely no more than 25 - 30 percent of humanity.
Now what IQ score could we reasonably attribute to the Groaner ?
The Productivity Commission produced a report "Housing construction productivity: Can we fix it?" that said that productivity in the industry was awful, and made proposals to fix it, some sensible, and the perennial 'slash red tape'.
DeleteBut, strangely, there was no mention of climate change (I jest, of course they wouldn't mention climate change), and very few mentions of weather. But of course weather has a major impact on building. For instance, here in lovely misty Leura, 'days without rain' has gone from an average of about 22 per month in 2018 to about 17 now. So there is about 5 days per month when building is more difficult. And in the time when it is fine, there are more days when it is too hot to work.
Things are different in other parts, but climate change must be a factor in building everywhere - there would not be much building work in SE Queensland at the moment.
The Dame's tickler** " ‘would facilitate’ ... to "throw them bits of raw meat labelled ‘industrial relations’ and regulations ‘quagmire'." ...
DeleteChadwick, you butcher you. Yet how appropriate for an article headline "it’s all about productivity, stupid," from a Professor of Economics - using her tickler to slap statistics, economics and truth, so cutting us a serve, not of the whole, just cuts of "meat labelled ‘industrial relations’ and regulations ‘quagmire'.
"Bright Sparcs
Biographical entry Sloan, Judith (1954 - ) Judith Sloan holds degrees in science, arts and economics."...
"Bright Sparcs
Biographical entry Sloan, Judith (1954 - )
1994 Chairman of Santos Ltd.1994 - 1998 Member of the Australian Statistics Advisory Council
1995 -Chairman of Mayne Nickless Ltd.
1997 -Chairman of SGIO Holdings Ltd.
As a Knob Member of "the Australian Statistics Advisory Council", prof dame slap is well able to slap stats around to her will, as scribling, tickler in hand, and unkowing or uncaring, she scribes proof of the classic - lies, damned lies and statistics - both in butchery of her columns, and employer, Limited "Dame Bitch Slap Statistics" "News".
As Chadders elucidates her trickery in prose, so a Prof of Economics would mark down any essay with the following accounting, economic (I'm a Prof!) and statistical (Member) butchers tickler trickery used to prove propadgandised proofs;
"trying to reach some kind of conclusion from fractional percentage changes over the shortest available time - a quarter of a year."
Cherry picker with a tickler.
"she then moves to a longer time period - telling us that if ‘trend’ had continued over nearly ten years, we would be so much better off."
she then moves to a longer time period - telling us that if ‘trend’ had continued over nearly ten years, we would be so much better off" and again, weilding her trickery via her tickler, slices and dices her way through...
..." the Labor Government - in for 30% of that time - which has failed to implement policies that would ‘facilitate’ higher productivity. Not that Our Dame is likely to educate us on policies that ‘would facilitate’"
Carving out "the almost free money the coalition system waved at the ‘private sector’ during their 7 years,"
From a Prof. Thesis reviewers said "she used every trick" Fail. Banned from tickler usage until she wipes up the blood oozing from the butchery "nooz"ing.
Society and culture slip on the blood constantly. Ripper Dame.
** Tickler.
a small knife or pistol
1843–44 Dickens Martin Chuzzlewit (1995)
519: A sword-stick, which he called his ‘Tickler.’ and a great knife, which (for he was a man of a pleasant turn of humour) he called ‘Ripper.’."
https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/ugponti
The Dame's IQ? I have noted here before that in here time as graduate student, then member of faculty in economics in South Australia, she was known, sort of, for having minimal engagement with the Economic Society. The South Australian branch was particularly active, and, as my personal experience shows, very accommodating.
DeleteIt held regular sessions with most of the truly outstanding economists of the time. The Groan (how I might wish we had that name to play with then) was already cobbling together a weekly column for Rupert's Adelaide papers, but saw no need to attend talks by the likes of Bob Gregory, or Alan Fels, or Geoff Harcourt, let alone take up the offer to discuss matters of real economics with them, that she might advance the study of economics through her columns. Even then she was serving up those strips of raw meat to Rupert's readers, apostrophizing unions, and many other issues that can now conveniently be grouped as 'woke' - so the rest of us were never able to see her engage in discussion, or even ask a question or two from the floor, or across a table at lunch, of those visiting practitioners.
Which is a roundabout way of saying, we had no way to gauge what her IQ might have been from conversation or discussion, and she must have been one of the least published PhD candidates ever from Flinders/Adelaide, in the recognised, professional journals.
It is quite possible she is of genius level - the economics profession still awaits written evidence for that.
ReplyDeleteICYMI: "Another chickenshit Democrat" https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2025/03/06/another-chickenshit-democrat/ "Gavin Newsom, the governor of California who also has aspirations to the presidency, has destroyed any chance he has of achieving that higher office, by creating a podcast... They found common ground in their shared hatred of transgender athletes."
Jennings of the Fifth appears to have cribbed his homework from elsewhere, most likely the cousins at Fox Nes; as has been widely reported, Trump’s “resounding endorsement” at the 2024 election was actually incredibly narrow, and he was helped by the distribution of votes. But hey, never let reality get in the way of a good story…..
ReplyDeleteAnd I’m not sure what’s so “self-important” about the NY Times pointing out the lies in Trump’s speech. Perhaps Jennings is peeved at the Grey Lady’s polite language, and would prefer comments such as “This claim is utter bullshit” or “ This has been thoroughly disproved” ?
If Jennings is an example of what his organisation has to offer then it appears to be neither strategic not analytical. I'm not too sure if it knows much about Australia, either.
Trump being Trump, even if he had only won by one vote, for him that's a "resounding endorsement". And that probably isn't a lie because he really does believe it. (Remember: if you really, truly believe it, then it isn't a lie).
DeleteAh well, JM, just to finish the day: as your "man in Victoria" I should mention that Melbourne - home of the Flinders St station - though founded in 1835 - didn't really get under way until the mid 1800s and a few decades later experienced the great Australian gold rush in which a lot of people - including quite a few from the USA - came to Australia via Melbourne. Which, for a while, was the largest city in Australia - yes, bigger than Sydney - and was quite wealthy even though much (most) of the gold was repatriated to England to finance Threadneedle Street.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway, if you are at all interested in the Flinders t station, the Wikipedia entry is good:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flinders_Street_railway_station
The later station (after 1909) served as a public venue for assorted activities such as great balls and public meetings and then that sort of died away and the station just became a railway building. Though the 'public venue' aspects are sort of being restarted now.
GB,
ReplyDeleteI like that - GB, our man in Victoria.
That Wiki entry is most excellent, thank you.
As for the gold rush, I had seen a number of Americans portrayed in the disappointing
three part 1984 mini series Eureka Stockade. I understand the 1949 movie is far
better.