After yesterday's stunning success with the return of Dame Slap - way more comments than usual - the pond dared to hope that it might repeat the feat this day by bringing on petulant Peta ...
Foolish pond ...
As for Albo posing with the talking tampon, the infallible Pope said it all ...
The pond began to sense that this was a day when it might strike out completely and sure enough the tree killer edition was just a case of numerical alarmism, with a repeat of that snap designed to delight republicans ...
Below the fold was a wasteland, and so there was no time for the pond to be informed ...
Raving ratbag lizard Oz editorialist ranting at renters having rights?
Sorry, the pond found it hard to get 'excited' at a loon who'd put inverted commas around 'rights', and so the pond hared off to old favourites to see if anything was happening, but the best thing that can be said about Petronella is that she's intermittent in her output ... though her old piece in the Sieg Mail, The day I first met Camilla she was no one's idea of a Queen. But now I think she'll help save the monarchy, writes PETRONELLA WYATT, did reveal a couple of modern tragedies ...
'The coronation robes have real fur and it was decided this would not be a good look,' I am told. 'Parliamentary robes have artificial fur, so peers will wear those instead. This has caused sneers about a Woke Coronation, but it's what Camilla and Charles want.'
Ede & Ravenscroft, the London company that has made and stored coronation robes for centuries, is similarly dismayed.
Camilla has also reconciled her husband to the media and its attentions. While Charles was once fractious, now he is emollient as Camilla ensures that photographers are always given the picture they want
Camilla has also reconciled her husband to the media and its attentions. While Charles was once fractious, now he is emollient as Camilla ensures that photographers are always given the picture they want
Storing fur-lined velvet robes in temperature-controlled environments is a costly business, running into ten of thousands per year. One peer tells me: 'They're so angry that they may sell all their coronation robes and coronets to rich Americans. Which opens up the prospect of a bunch of Texans wearing our ancient and historic robes to fancy dress parties. One shudders at the thought.'
Yet it would be churlish to denounce such breaks with tradition. Camilla, like Charles, is conscious of the expense to the taxpayer of events such as the Coronation and she grounds her husband, who is not averse to overspending when it comes to his comforts.
Too much information, and there was much more, about the difficulty of finding a crown to fit Camilla's overblown head and such like, but not a single joke about her having a big head, and at the end of it all, the pond decided to run with a placeholder.
There'd always be tomorrow, tomorrow is another day, and Henry was certain to be there, and there'll be advice on how to fix sundry holes in assorted ancient Roman and Greek buckets, and there'd be no need to brood about the leftie across the dutch wanting to do a Pinkie and the Brain ...
Sure, it's a sign of the weird ways reptile obsessions develop, because if the UN Secretary-General is world leadership, why then the invasion of Ukraine by war-mongering Vlad the impaler will be sorted by tomorrow, right?
What's that? ‘Absurdity to a new level’ as Russia takes charge of UN security council.
Okay, okay it's old news, but this is a placeholder until Henry turns up tomorrow.
And that's how the pond ended up with a reheated WSJ piece, but then heated-up baked beans on toast is still a comfort food for the pond, because you can leave Tamworth, but you can't ever take the Tamworth out ...
Well it was just a placeholder, and the pond should have known, because the country has turned into a comedy wasteland ...
Sure, there's still one running joke ...
And then the pond decided to turn serious for a moment, with the lizard Oz editorial that had been hidden below the fold ...
The pond apologises. It is just a placeholder ... it's good to know that the reptiles and Kevin have suddenly discovered that Vlad the impaler is a war monger, but that surely is ancient news.
If you wanted something else, there's always more recent Charlie at The Bulwark, with All Trump's Women ... where before it turns subscriber, you can find him ravaging the pitiful CNN ... and where you can find the hot links ...
And so to the immortal Rowe for a closer, and the pond wishes it knew the import, but like the rest of the day's offerings, it seems vaguely pornographic ... as if apples had turned into balls ...
Another gem from Petronella Wyatt, courtesy of Helen Lewis in The Atlantic (https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/05/king-charles-coronation-ceremony-2023-british-monarchy/673897/):
ReplyDeletePetronella Wyatt offered my single favorite paragraph on the whole hoopla: “It is particularly disturbing that the Earl of Derby has not been asked to provide falcons, as his family have done since the 16th Century. These little things deprive people of their purpose in life.”
And for a perceptive Canadian view on the coronation: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/03/king-charles-iii-coronation-canada-britain. My favourite line: "To be a small country is to know that you can’t afford to be absurd. You can’t leave negotiating trade agreements to people whose primary qualification is that they know there’s no ablative in Greek."
Anonymous,
DeleteThat line from the writer in The Great White North is a keeper, it's going
straight to the pool room.
Dorothy should put Petronella on the payroll, she is a goldmine of
material.
As for this bit from Petronella -
One peer tells me:
'They're so angry that they may sell all their coronation robes and coronets
to rich Americans.
Which opens up the prospect of a bunch of Texans wearing our ancient and
historic robes to fancy dress parties. One shudders at the thought.'
Not to worry about shabby Texans buying up their glad rags.
This Jerseyman - we were once part of the Empire after all -
bought 3 of the robes, one for GB, one for Chadwick and one for me.
Now all we have to do is score some Coronation invites thru DP's
connections and bobs your uncle.
Though I'm not sure about them being ermine robes, all 3 have flea
collars attached and reek of Fancy Feast Tuna for Senior Cats.
I reckon that with those kinds of stylish duds we should have no
problem picking up Petronella and some of her Sloane Rangers
crew.
Got it in one, JM, my 'seniorish' cat really does enjoy her Fancy Feast Tuna (and her Greenies and Royal Canin Dental, too).
DeleteJersey Mike - So good of you to think of me for the costume (sorry - ceremonial robing) disposal. I have always been a bit dubious about various fur trim. Back when I were lad, ladies of (un)certain age used to wear fox pelts around their necks when they stepped out. I never could work out why the final effect had to suggest that it was not long taken off road kill - but that is fashion for you. I think this will bring up an appropriate image -
Deletehttps://www.gettyimages.com.au/detail/news-photo/eleanor-roosevelt-wife-of-president-franklin-d-roosevelt-news-photo/585326759?adppopup=true
- without getty images pursuing my heirs and successors for the huge fee they demand. Anyway, the 'search engine of your choice' will happily turn up plenty of other images of ladies with fox draped around their necks.
I suppose there are plenty of clever remarks we might make on the more recent associations that mention of 'fox' brings to mind.
Oh my, that does indeed bring back memories, Chad. People will always dress as fashion dictates.
DeleteOh my goodness, Ms Magnay: "UK Defence Secretary tells Anthony Albanese he's confident the first AUKUS submarine will be ready in the 2030s to see off threats that are approaching us." Just 10 tears and we'll have one, solitary, single AUKUS sub to hold back the terrible ýellow peril'. Boy, are we safe, or are we safe.
ReplyDelete"Ready in the 2030s" could be as late as 2039, GB. That's another 16 years.
DeleteShush, Anony, don't frighten the political kids...just gotta stay optimistic and hope we'll get at least one by 2033.
DeleteA song by Harry Belafonte https://youtu.be/Ibd5wajy9AY
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, Joe, thanks.
DeleteWhen it comes to CNN, if Trump is 'already well into the habit of saying the same things over and over in interviews', surely they just need to pre-empt the facts that will need checking, and they should have some ready retorts?
ReplyDeleteAnd shouldn't the tagline for that final Rowe cartoon be "Gillon's Map of Tasmania"?
DeleteAll that cyber stuff is interesting, but will it ever catch on ? Or will we just have to stick with spending an awful lot of money on very few submarines that will finally arrive maybe a decade or two in the future:
ReplyDelete"Australia doesn’t need to wait ten or 20 years for its new submarines, or for long-range missiles, to project effective military power against China.
It has the ability to use its cyber forces to strike strategic targets inside China now, or for the sake of deterrence, to hold out that threat."
Deterring China isn’t all about submarines. Australia’s ‘cyber offence’ might be its most potent weapon
https://theconversation.com/deterring-china-isnt-all-about-submarines-australias-cyber-offence-might-be-its-most-potent-weapon-204749
And I thought it was only the Russians and the Chinese who could do that. Well, they get all the 'peacetime' practice, anyway.