The pond was astonished to see Morning Joe boasting about being banned by sociopathic Vlad the Impaler, together with the news that Seth Meyers had also been banned, and not for his terrible jokes about his writers and an ongoing inability to be funny as opposed to smirking, and that Colbert was also on the list ...
As if any of it mattered, because the writers' strike had banned the late night comics much more effectively than the sociopathic poisoned dwarf could manage, and the pond is beginning to feel the pinch at the comedy shortfall ...
Meanwhile, speaking of poison ...
It turned out that an extraordinary number of the mango Mussolini's perceived enemies had made the Ruski cut, but not the Donald himself, leading to fresh speculation about that buddy bromance ... (and if you want to read the list and don't mind a click on a sociopath's website, it's here).
Sadly the pond is unlikely to make the list, which has been worn by some as a badge of pride ...
While on catch-up duty with Vlad the impaler's fellow travellers, the pond thought it should celebrate this story in Rolling Stone, which began...
Amazing how the reptiles manage to keep repeating themselves, though it provided the opportunity for the pond to lift that story in the Catholic Weekly up from the correspondents' section ...
The pond has no idea where it would be without the links below the fold ...
One aspect of this is the long and convoluted history of ACT government efforts to buy Calvary hospital, which culminated 15 years ago with an agreed sale being vetoed by the Vatican.
Despite its history as a very Catholic capital city, including a disproportionate number of Catholics in the commonwealth public service, Canberra is now a more secular jurisdiction than any other state or territory.
The recent census confirmed a higher proportion of non-religious citizens than anywhere else in Australia.
Canberra is growing fast and approaching 500,000 people, meaning that travel across the city to a hospital of your choice has become less and less easy.
Calvary is one of only two major public hospitals. Canberra Public Hospital (670 beds) on the south side and Calvary Public Hospital (240 beds) on the north side.
The balance between public and private hospitals in Canberra is not the same as in Sydney, Melbourne, or Brisbane.
This means greater public attention to the services not offered on principle, like abortion and euthanasia, by Catholic hospitals like Calvary.
Thirdly, the rapidly growing northern suburbs will mean a population of 400,000 there alone within 40 years, according to the Chief Minister. The government has its own big plans for a new public hospital on the Calvary Hospital site.
If the reptiles can repeat themselves, why can't the pond?
As for actual content from today's lizard Oz, it was slim pickings, with a few """'s scattered below the fold ...
Little goodwill from all? Well, the reptiles have set the tone, but all the pond could feel was a kind of ennui ...
Rachel talking of a rabble was tempting, but why go there when there's an apocalyptic groaning to come?
Meanwhile, Cathy Wilcox decided to revisit 2012 ...
The pond certainly won't be watching any video, not if the chief NSW plod slapped on a R rating on it and refused to watch it herself ...
Luckily the infallible Pope was on hand to explain everything with an exciting new bat phone ...
Meanwhile, before this turns into a solemn cartoon fest, the pond should note that the dog botherer had already gone, disappeared into the reptile ether, though he was there last night, tossed up from the aged belly of the beast, and so it was left to the pond to note the passing...
What else? Well last night the pond checked out the top of the digital edition and there, in a moment of glory, was Dame Groan herself, top of the world and the centre of attention in the revolving door, and with a splendid snap of the demonic one at the centre of the revolving fickle finger of visual fate ...
Tragically by this morning, it had been swept away by the reptiles ongoing obsession with the Lehrmann matter, and the only thing to note there was the strange absence of Dame Slap ... that surely must be some kind of first ...
Oh and demonic comrade Dan had been replaced by a standard snap of the glowering Groaner, glaring out at the world ...
The pond decided it would ignore "Ned" harking back to the days of Holt and Gorton and would go with the Groan, though when it comes to comrade Dan and his budget, the pond felt very Wag the Dog, and film producer "that's nothing" up against news from elsewhere ...
Still, if we must keep on demonising comrade Dan, we must, and so we must have an epic groaning about the sky falling, as it does on a daily basis at the lizard Oz ...
Could the pond have at least one quibble?
After furiously scribbling all that, why did the groaning end with a "There could be..."?
Surely after all that, the groaner should have ended with an apocalyptic "There most certainly, absolutely and terrifyingly, will be difficult times ahead. Victorians, head to your bug out as soon as you can on a slow moving train." If you find yourself in a loop, relax, this is the usual state of mind for Victorians.
The old chook* still has something to learn from "Ned" - if you're going to go full apocalypse, don't spare the horses (* as an old chook, the pond invokes the chook privilege to refer to another chook with chookly affection).
After all that, the pond faced only one final dilemma.
How to segue to the immortal Rowe celebrating the visit of an aspiring authoritarian and fundamentalist Hindu nationalist?
Luckily the immortal Rowe made it easy, because the pond is coming to you direct from the heart of Camperdown ... and has been known to drive its Camperdown chariot through the back streets in search of a narrow scrape ...
By golly if that isn't a giant thong bringing back fond memories of giant thongs...
Yeah "go with the Groan" and let us see "the mistake of equating more spending with better outcomes" which we can then compare with 'the disaster of equating less spending with fiscal virtue'. What do the Groanies of the world reckon we should do with all of that money that we don't spend ?
ReplyDeleteSo, apart from Covid acting to prevent Victoria from fixing its budget but instead acting to worsen it, we have "Victoria has overspent to a greater extent than the other states." Really ? It's not just maybe that the other states have badly under-spent, perhaps ?
Besides, an ABC radio interview I happened to hear on the car radio a few days ago (sorry, can't seem to find the reference) provided the insight that analysis of thousands of projects in 150 different countries (not just Victoria) showed that of the three measures - on time, in budget, produced benefits - only a very small percentage (much less that 10%) came in on at least two out of the three. About 10% came in on at least one, and the vast majority didn't achieve any. So Demonic Dan is just matching worldwide performance.
And incidentally, Victoria's population from 2014 to 2022 increased from 5.76 million to 6.71 million: an increase of very mearly 1 million in 8 years. No wonder we needed more government employees.
Groany: "One of the key lessons of the Victorian experience is that ambition and hubris get you only so far ..." The reptiles can't help themselves, they've just got to project, haven't they.
ReplyDeleteBut hey: "Apart from strong population growth and a vigorous housing market, it's not clear what Victoria has going for it." What, lots more Victorians in lots more houses isn't enough ?
It took us just under 100 years for the human population - despite wars, famines and pandemics - to go from 2 billion to 8 billion. Now it seems we might get back down to 2 billion even faster:
ReplyDelete"Two billion people, including many Australians, will find themselves living in dangerously hot places this century if global warming reaches 2.7℃, research released today reveals."
Study finds 2 billion people will struggle to survive in a warming world – and these parts of Australia are most vulnerable
https://theconversation.com/study-finds-2-billion-people-will-struggle-to-survive-in-a-warming-world-and-these-parts-of-australia-are-most-vulnerable-205927
Looks like they will all be coming your way!
DeleteFortunately, I'm quite unlikely to be home anytime about then. Pity, I was hoping to see the Great Migration to Antarctica around then. BTW, did you know that fitting very wide/thick tyres to a standard bicycle means it can be ridden across Antarctica via the south pole ?
DeleteSomething to put into your bucket list.
Ah yes, economists and reserve bankers all agree that "productivity increase" is essential. But ...
ReplyDelete"The only way we can support improved pay rates, they argue, is if productivity starts to improve.
As theories go, it is perfectly sound. Like most economic theories, however, it doesn't neatly translate into real life. It's complex, difficult to measure and open to interpretation.
Unfortunately, most of those preaching its virtues, have little understanding of what it is, how it works, let alone any idea how to fix the problem we now have with it."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-23/why-your-pay-is-not-keeping-up-with-inflation/102379114
Yeah, that's about it then: one more prime example of throwing around words that simply aren't understood but you hope make people think you are intelligent and well-schooled. A little like our favourite reptiles, really.
And in the spirit of 'so much to learn, so little time to learn' - our Dame suggests that social/public housing isn't a great commercial prospect. Oddly, she doesn't try to compare with the outcome of slathering thick layers of 'incentives' (a.k.a subsidies) to 'mum'n'dad investors' that they might provide necessary rental accommodation. Looking at the gross figures for costs/returns declared to the tax man most years - that system is not a great commercial prospect either.
DeleteWould it be too radical to suggest that the essential function of housing is to provide somewhere for families to keep out of the rain, stay warm in winter, and otherwise get on with their lives?
Civilisation and human society has never quite worked the way it should, has it; but it's just great for some:
DeleteHome advantage: federal politicians’ hefty property portfolios revealed in register of interests
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/aug/31/home-advantage-federal-politicians-hefty-property-portfolios-revealed-in-register-of-interests
Apparently Ananda-Rajah now owns 7 homes, one for each day of the week.
I think I just heard the first shot fired in a war
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEnHf-xwgto
It has been odd how often the various parties have avoided naming their real enemy and wandered off into a vague denunciation of anonymous trolls on social media. “When your true enemies are too strong, you have to choose weaker enemies” - maybe Murdoch now looks vulnerable enough to be attacked.
ABT (About Bloody Time).
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