It was a long time ago that the pond drove through an ice storm in the south of the USA. George W. Bush was about to be inaugurated, and Americans, deluded by the size of their vehicles, drove like mad things, with patches of black ice sending them spinning and into rollovers and crashes and chaos. The pond remembers one loon spinning out, and then a little while later, overtaking the pond at the same mad speed that led to the original spin out ...
The highway was eventually closed, and the pond retired to a motel, apologising to the makers of the film for thinking it exaggerated, with director Ang Lee for once being understated. Talk about a boat ride with a tiger ...
Yet even today, as the pond shudders and notes another event, and sympathises with those caught up in it, the experience steeled the pond for each day's encounters with the reptiles ... as the usual crew return in force at the start of a new month...
Okay, there's a red card right away. The pond simply isn't going to put up with Dame Slap offering a lecture on womyn's rights, and doing a J. K. Rowling style of tranny bashing ... shouldn't she be scribbling furiously about that recently announced inquiry on that other matter? She stuck her oar in that one often enough ...
But what else then? Well there's simplistic 'here no conflict of interest' Simon, but the pond has already had a reptile lecture about the voice, and he's simply echoing the top of the digital page ...
Ah yes, the details, the details ...
Meanwhile, the reptiles have just discovered that big tobacco is behind vaping, and it's worth an EXCLUSIVE? Only in reptile la la land, where no one gets out behind the paywall ...Really?
There was nothing for it but to start with the bromancer moaning about his lack of kit. How's a Generalfeldmarschall going to start a war with China by Xmas without decent kit?
Colour the pond shocked, startled and surprised ... no "that's nuts" and instead "that's ridiculous", and it just goes to show that the bromancer is capable of an infinite variety of thoughts and an abundant exploitation of the richness of the English language ...
Moving right along, the other pieces this day featured nattering "Ned" and a certain Dimitri, and the object of their fixation was Jimbo and his essay ... it's likely to become as familiar as climate science denialism ...
For no particular reason, the pond decided to let Dimitri go first ...
Good old Milton, but after that effort by Dimitri, principal at Eminence Advisory, and former government policy analyst, the pond knew it had to turn to a heavyweight of the nattering "Ned" kind for the good oil, the drum, on Jimbo and his wayward journey to fiscal doom ...
It actually turned out to be a pretty subdued and restrained effort, just four gobbets long, and yet again the reptiles showed off their graphics department by offering a simple snap of the Satanic figure, designed to conjure up fear and loathing in the readership ...
Yes, Jimbo, better get a lawyer, better get a real good one. Fast. The reptiles now have their new bête noire and they'll be returning to this well as often as they can ...
What an excuse to talk of the zeitgeist as only "Ned" can do ...
And with both the immortal Rowe and the infallible Pope seemingly on a break - at least they were early in the day - the pond turned to Wilcox to sort out the economy and the real problems of the day ...
The Bro: "The AUKUS sub program has to be effectively veto-proof in three nations for 20 years." Oh yeah, that's a doddle isn't it. Just a mere 20 years takes us up to 2043, yes, by which time Xi Jinping will be 90 if he's still mortal and will have either taken Taiwan or given up trying.
ReplyDeleteBut nonetheless "The 2009 Defence White Paper said we needed 12 regionally superior submarines as soon as possible." Does "regionally superior" mean superior to the Chinese ? Who else would we need to be "regionally superior" to ? The Indonesians, maybe; Malaysia, Philippines or Myanmar maybe ? And again I ask: if we had them, what exactly would they do that we haven't needed to be done for at least the last 13 years and many more to come ?
Exactly what essential 'defence' task would just a handful (maybe as many as 5 seaworthy at any given time) of nuclear powered submarines perform that clearly hasn't been even remotely needed in the last 13 years and also not for the next 13 years at a minimum ?
GB - with Dorothy's allusions to movies about ice storms, I got to thinking about an earlier movie in which a US nuclear sub. was put under Australian command - the one where Gregory Peck takes USS ''Sawfish" out to sea, from Melbourne to - who knows what future.
DeleteChecking on dates, I find that our Bromancer was one year old when 'On the Beach' was being filmed, so not sure if he might have seen it, ever.
Ah yes, 1959 when I was but a bright-eyed teenager in my second last year of High School. However, I remember the movie only very vaguely, but I do remember the illuminating comment attributed to Ava Gardner during the shoot: "On the Beach is a story about the end of the world, and Melbourne sure is the right place to film it." (which she denied).
DeleteThere is an impressively detailed item about the movie on the 'Wiki', including the inadvertent irony that the US administration was not going to allow any footage of a real nuclear sub. to be used in the movie, so the conventional British sub. HMS 'Andrew' became USS 'Sawfish'. Should we point that out to the Bro.?
DeleteAnd Britain didn't even have a nuclear sub until HMAS Dreadnought in 1960.
DeleteWell, the first thing that springs out from Dimitri's offering is his attempt to rephrase the Declaration of Independence to suit his own theme. To do so, he has used what he probably sees as a clever feint between Jefferson and Locke, so he did not have to put the actual wording of the Declaration -
ReplyDelete'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness'
The 'all men are created equal' is still too closely associated with Martin Luther King, and how that nation has yet to 'live out the true meaning of its creed' - and, anyway, that was 60 years ago, so - ancient history, right? And the pursuit of Happiness? Really?, when there are dark forces of liberalism to be put back in their cells as the first priority of gummints in the home of the free, land of the brave.
Could Dimitri be hinting that there it is time for an amendment - that the proclamation actually should read 'life, liberty so you can sustain the economy'?
Life, liberty and the right to own as much property as you can manage to get hold of, Chad ? Just a wee bit of "spoon-fed mush" from a "sole trader" trying to drum up some well paid business via the Murdoch media ?
DeleteHardly worth your attention at this formative stage of his career, I reckon. Though I suppose there's enough ding-dongs around to keep him fed - if KillerC and NickC and the Groany can do it, surely Dimitri can. (Interesting that he's 'anglicised' his name from the Russian Dmitry - only one i - though).
But then Noodlenut Neddy was no better, so what's an expert Loonpond commentator to do ?
The pond just knew that Dim would attract some comments. Surely, as astutely noted, the new Groaner this way comes ... with the first offering of "Ned" passing almost unnoticed in the comet-like way he arced across the pond's sky ...(the pond has heard that on Feb 7th another companion comet will be visible)
DeleteWell, that’s a reasonable job application from young Dim. Ludicrous, twisted analogies - in this case pretending that the US Declaration of Independence has some sort of relevance to current Australian economic policy? Tick. Singing the glory of unfettered capitalism and the infallibility of the markets? Tick. Bagging Labor Party policy, with a reasonable dose of patronising sneering at the relevant Minister (and not that academic qualifications and relevant experience mean everything, but based on the evidence presented, Chalmers exceeds Dimitri on both)? Tick? And most important of all, invoking the gods - in this case the highest of highs, Milton Friedman? Tick - though if he’d managed to mention Hayek and Adam Smith as well, he may well have scored a gold star - or at least an elephant stamp. A promising start - keep it up, young Dim, and you may eventually find yourself one of the second or third tier Reptiles, called upon to fill in when required in one of the regulars such as Ned, the Caterist or, if you’re really lucky, Our Henry. After all, referring to the US Founding Fathers comes damn close to invoking the spirit of the Enlightenment.
ReplyDeleteYep, a 'job application' pure and simple, isn't it.
DeleteAnyway, here's a thought from a reptile that already has a job: Andrew Blot.
“The issue is they can’t stand Christians having Christian values.”
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/abc-can-t-stand-christians-having-christian-values-andrew-bolt/ar-AA16W5B5?
And who is "they" ? Why, anyone and everyone whom The Blot wishes to calumniate because that's how he earns his pay.
Well Dimitri might "thinks clearly" but his writing sure leaves a lot to be desired.
ReplyDeleteThat he and it should depart forthwith is surely a consummation devoutly to be wish'd, Merc.
DeleteJust for us (and maybe DP) Chad:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/OPWNiVdnU8Y
Dear sweet long absent lord, GB, Rhiannon Giddens and Paul Simon! The pond has always believed in a mandolin and banjo led recovery, but possibly you can't be forever blessed ...
DeleteOh alright, have another one then:
Deletehttps://youtu.be/IZTWSJFuuAY
GB - and DP - thank you for the music. I am always ready for a reminder that there is more - much more - to life than the dross and drek slung at us by the person who traded his Aussie citizenship for the prospect of having access to a much larger group of stupid people, who could be conned into sending money his way. Also - reminder that banjo can deliver sweet things in the hands of someone who wants to extract those things from it.
DeleteYou might enjoy this then Chad. But don't let the Bromancer see it! https://youtu.be/5LTMuLS9tqk
DeleteVery good, Kez, but how about a bit of real sentimentality:
Deletehttps://youtu.be/NFutge4xn3w
Abigail Washburn! Deliverance!
DeleteAnd what about the mandolin-led recovery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqWBth_rLgw
Seems Governor Cooper, of C'lina, is essentially a good guy, to use Executive Mansions in this way.
DeleteOh yeah, DP, a while since I've listened to Mandolin Orange. Thanks for the reminder.
DeleteAnd just for the sake of completeness:
https://youtu.be/rYETHsxAv8c
https://youtu.be/2sF8LIgLAEc
https://youtu.be/QECRR89fbX4
with Gerry Garcia on the banjo, BOC.
Hi all. So good to see the Bromancer back on board, full fathom five off the Spratlys with periscope erect, scanning the briny for nuclear powered sampans. Apologies to Queen.
ReplyDeleteStrange Elusive Things Called Subs
We need...more subs
It’s just...ridiculous
It’s mad...it’s nuts
We must...get right on it
Instead of waiting
Ten or twenty years for subs
Xinping’s...got subs
That guy has a navy we’d be crazy to fight
We’ve been...downsized
As a naval power we’re a jellyfish
It’s frightening
This is why we need more subs
Under Albane-e-ese
We may not get our subs at all
It drives me cra-a-zy
Gives me uncontrolled seizures
Leaves me in a reptile sweat
But I’ve got to be cool...relax
Get hip… and just face the facts
Take a chill pill...sit tight
Fabricate a plan for a counterstrike
Then get ready...
But we're gonna need more subs
:)³, but this day's bromancer is more nausea than periscope erect ...
DeleteKez - links to uplifting music, AND stirring verse. Thank you, but is this part of a trend to transform the pond from a puddle for catharsis into a palm-fringed lagoon, around which we may recline, sipping metaphoric G'n'Ts, for our abiding mental health?
DeleteDunno about you, Chad, but I'm not quite sure my 'mental health' is entirely recoverable. Though a good verse helps keep it tranqilised, thanks Kez.
DeleteCheers all!
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