Tuesday, September 27, 2022

In which the pond bunga bungas with the bromancer and the lizard Oz editorialist, then rounds it out with a standard groaning ...

 


Is this the silliest 'wondering why' of the year?

...we asked Graham Lloyd and his editor Chris Dore why they did not highlight any of those studies or conclusions, or mention them in the article. And why they failed to tell readers of some of the authors’ history of climate scepticism. 

They did not respond. 

But you have to wonder why The Australian lets its Environment Editor cherry-pick claims from climate sceptics and deniers and publish them without challenge from the vast majority of climate scientists who say they are wrong.

You have to wonder why? 

Why? What's with the wondering? After all these years, isn't it apparent? As the scorpion said to the frog, it's in my nature. 

The pond would be startled, shocked, if they changed their nature. It's a tricky, hard thing to do at the best of times and the lizard Oz's entire business model has depended on climate science denialism for decades.

There was at least one startling insight ... the pond still had the image of Lloydie as a bright young thing, still wet behind the ears and off to save the Amazon. 

Suddenly Media Watch gave the pond a peek at the saturnine figure in that portrait of Dorian Gray usually hidden beneath the drapes, smirking and nodding along with the braying dog botherer ...








So there is a price to pay for years of trolling, and fellow travelling in a deeply cynical way, with the climate science deniers ...

Remember how he looked in his jungle salad days?






Meanwhile, the pond isn't shocked or startled to see the bromancer wildly excited about the arrival of a new far right bunch of ratbags. It's in his nature, and changing your nature is terribly hard ...








Mind you, it only took the pond a few minutes of googling to land on Newsweek, of all places ...

...Tafuro said that what makes Meloni so compelling to Putin is that she has presented herself as a defender of "Italian interests," which have recently suffered thanks to "war fatigue" and the skyrocketing energy prices that have stemmed from Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
"Putin sees this and considers Meloni the best option in the framework of a bad political relationship with Italy," she said.
Even as Meloni has taken a more centrist position in condemning the invasion of Ukraine as an effort to appeal to voters, Meloni's political partners—Silvio Berlusconi and Matteo Salvini—are among those who have been even less aggressive in their criticisms. If the Brothers of Italy party wins a majority in both houses of Parliament with Meloni in charge, it is likely that she will seek an adjustment of the European Union recovery fund program—and use her public support for Ukraine to do so.
Lawrence C. Reardon, a political science professor at the University of New Hampshire, said if Meloni fails to persuade Brussels into reducing Italian economic targets for the year's end, "Putin and his internet trolls no doubt will attempt to exacerbate the situation in order to divide the EU and its economic sanctions against Russia," adding that the Kremlin may even consider offering Meloni cheaper barrels of Russian oil this winter.
At the same time, Meloni's biggest opponent—Italy's Democratic Party—has been far more outspoken in its anti-Moscow stance.
"A Meloni win would not be a revolution, but obviously Putin would welcome it," Michael Kimmage, a former member of the U.S. secretary of state's policy planning staff, told Newsweek.
So, even though the Kremlin won't be seeking an ally in Meloni, the power play between the greater Brothers of Italy party and the Democratic Party will hand Putin a "right-wing coalition [that] at least offers small racks that the Kremlin could try to exploit," Tafuro said.

Put it another way ...








Now back to the bromancer, defending, in his inimitable way, the deeply problematic ... and of course any chance of sanity throws itself out the window the minute that "woke" comes crashing through the glass ... but then, it's in his nature, so there should be no surprise ...








"I don't like identity politics"?

Oh puh-lease, at least be honest. You love it, just have the courage to say it. There's nothing wrong with declaring proudly that you're a white man, a father, a fervent Catholic god botherer of a fundamentalist kind, and a long serving member of the reptile pack, an Australian happily employed in the service of an American owner of an American company that has done much to keep the orange Jesus at the centre of attention ... and a GOP down there with the best of them ...












And so to a last gobbet ... and a billy goat butt about migrants and a celebration of little Johnny and Brexit ...









And there you have it, the usual blather about surrendering to the woke, and a counter-reformation against the zeitgeist, suggesting that the bromancer's heart is still somewhere back in the middle ages, or at least with the Inquisition ...

Meanwhile, the pond was still stuck back on the bromancer's celebration of the trussing of Little England. With the immortal Rowe on a break, these days the pond must turn to Rowson for its neo-gothic cartooning ...









By golly, speaking of Dorian Gray, that really is a picture worth framing, now it's out and about and running wild and free ...











And for those wondering, the lizard Oz editorialist was also on board with the bromancer ...









Hmm, that shirt is a tad unfortunate, but at least it's fully woke and taps into the zeitgeist of fascist lovers of Putin, a trend from way back when, noted in the Financial Times ... (paywall?)











But everything's for the best, the pond expects, having been told so by the chairman's minions. 

There's no climate emergency, and it's back to having bunga bunga parties with Silvio and what could possibly go wrong ...

And so to the day's groaning, though really we had all this from our Gracie on the weekend. Still, Dame Groan's love of landlords is to be expected, it's in her nature, and her imprimatur is the sort of official licence that all readers of the reptiles seek ...








The pond never presents a good groaning for an argument or disputation. The pond is always pleased to see an expert do a painting of overalls, or at least the overall picture, knowing it can throw in a cartoon by the likes of Shakspere ...










Now on with the overall picture, and please, let's have no talk of public housing ...









Avaricious owners switching from long-term rental arrangements to Airbnb? But didn't the Groaner say that portraits of avaricious owners are highly misleading?

Oh it's all too hard for the pond, and what a relief that there's just one gobbet of this week's groan to go ... and of course it's all about the suffering of landlords and landladies and please, some more gruel, a lot more gruel ...








Perhaps renters could be offered the sort of referendum that Wilcox celebrated recently. Would you like Dame Groan as your landlord? Yes. Of course ...










And is it wrong of the pond to find room for an infallible Pope celebrating an entirely different triumph?












19 comments:

  1. By the look of that pic of Lloydie, supplies of Grecian 2000 and cosmetic fillers are running pretty low in the Amazon region……

    As for the Bro… well, what is there about the Brothers of Italy that’s not to like, assuming you’re a reactionary Catholic DLP nostalgist? Particularly when they dress up their message with a bit of modern talk about opposing “identity politics” and supporting “traditional values” (ie, boot out the foreigners, encourage hatred towards minorities and pay plenty of lip service to the Church).

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  2. Speaking of Little Britain’s exciting new government, they certainly have their economic priorities right - https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-fur-foie-gras-import-ban/amp/

    Next - subsidies for the manufacture of top hats and spats.

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  3. Classic Groan - ‘State governments . . . need to make it unambiguously more attractive for private investment in the rental market’.

    er - by doing what?

    We needed little effort the other day to compile the many supposed incentives created by federal governments to make such investment ‘more attractive’. I guess slipping ‘unambiguously’ in there hinted at perverse outcomes from that chain of incentives, which largely lie within the purview of the federal administration.

    So, your Judithship - you have put yourself about in that economic trade in your day - do share with us what it is that states, within the Australian federation, can add to the federal incentives to achieve that unambiguous result?

    Give investors free land? Oh, but it costs sooo much to instal services. OK, if serviced land is considered to have no initial cost, then the states are better placed to fund construction on that land themselves - particularly as the federal ‘incentives’ don’t particularly promote building new housing stock - they work just as well with buying existing houses, for no net gain in overall accommodation.

    As I have cited here before, from a minister who wanted to get something done, to ‘expert’ who went on about how hard it all was - we can get anyone off the street, on a fraction of what we pay you, to tell us how hard it is - what you are paid for is to come up with solutions.

    Your groan today was not worth the $4 cover price, let alone your retainer.

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    1. Apart from free land, as you note, what indeed can a State government offer ? A pass on some government charges - stamp duty and such - but it really doesn't amount to much.

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    2. and - as I understand it, GB - as an acquisition cost, stamp duty (and such) boosts the investor's base cost, so reducing apparent (taxable) capital gains when those sweet 'mum'n'dads' sell.

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  4. The Bromancer is truly a most useful moron. Asserting that the Italian fascist isn't a fascist is followed by acknowledging that she is abhors 'international finance', code for 'Jewish Conspiracy' since at least the 16th century. But not in this case asserts he Bromance offering us no reason why we should believe him. And she is all over the Great Replacement, apparently not racist fantasy slogan chanted by torch wielding fascists dressed as golf caddies. Why TF the ABC puts Greg 'Dickhead' Sheridan anywhere near a microphone is ... beyond the capacity of reason.

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  5. A Cafflick Love Story

    He no longer thinks about Tony
    He’s paid up on his palimony
    Now the poor tyke’s a goner
    For a fascist madonna -
    Bromancer loves Giorgia Meloni!

    … … ...

    Each night the fool dreams that he’s kissed her
    His little Italian fascista
    While he has a great hunger
    For some real bunga bunga -
    Right now all he’s got is a blister!

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    1. Yep - that puts it in perspective, thank you Kez. Noel Coward would have been pleased to couple 'kissed her' and 'fascista'

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    2. He's got the touch.

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  6. A radical once said, a man's view on the Potemkin Uprising tells you all you need to know about him. A modern person would use abortion as a test. Guess what, Ms Meloni is against it.

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    1. Well of course she is, Joe: she's a 'Christian mum' and she knows that abortion is a deadly sin for which no redemption is possible - her "God" isn't real big on forgiveness unless it's for her. She also thinks a whole bunch of other crazy stuff that in a sane world would see her ensconsed in an asylum.

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    2. According to Emma Bonino, the leader of More Europe party and an abortion rights activist from the 1970s, Meloni is unlikely to criminalise abortion. But Bonino added that she could "push for the law to be ignored" instead.

      "There are entire regions where ... the gynaecologists are all conscientious objectors," Bonino said, referring to the Marche region in central Italy, among others.

      For the past two years, Meloni’s far-right Brothers of Italy party has been in control of the area.

      One of the first measures it enacted was to restrict abortions, limiting access to the procedure from nine weeks of pregnancy to just seven weeks.

      And many medical professionals in the region now refuse to help end a pregnancy. Italian law allows them to refuse to perform the procedure.

      “I called several people, on the phone, they said 'call this doctor.' 'That one is not here'. 'We don`t have an appointment, later,'" said one woman from the town of Ascoli Piceno in the Marche region.

      “I called in other cities in Pesaro, in Ancona. No one wanted to prescribe me an abortion pill. I saw the days go by, and I was desperate."

      And her story is not unique.

      "We have plenty of stories like this, too many,” said a woman from the area's family planning office.

      "Elsewhere, women are forced to move to another region, to have an illegal abortion, to go abroad or even not to have an abortion."

      It has also been difficult to obtain an abortion in Umbria, where the right-wing Lega has come into power.

      In one hospital in Perugia, which is in the Umbria region, 80% of its doctors refuse to give the procedure.

      Other people are also worried about their rights being rolled back after Meloni's win, such as the country’s LGBTQ+ and migrant communities.

      She has previously railed against LGBTQ+ rights and mass migration.

      In a speech in June, Meloni said: "Yes to natural families, no to the LGBT lobby! Yes to sexual identity, no to gender ideology! Yes to the culture of life, no to the abyss of death!"

      So it goes, so the reptiles have their fascism ...

      https://www.euronews.com/2022/09/27/italian-activists-raise-alarm-over-abortion-rights-after-melonis-win


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    3. Yeah, that's homo saps saps alright; 'even if you don't believe what the powerful believe, you've got to act as though you do, or else'. However, all this ultra-wokish 'tolerance' is new and it's all come in something of a rush, so it's gonna take a generation or three to become thoroughly established. Climate change will be on the world much quicker.

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    4. Apologies, not Kropotkin, I meant Kronstadt: "The Kronstadt rebellion was the major last Russian buntarstvo—the rural, traditional, spontaneous, preindustrial uprisings.[1] It clarified an authoritarian streak in the Bolshevik approach in which emergency Civil War-era measures never expired.[207] Though the rebellion did not appear decisive or influential at the time, it later symbolized a fork in Russian history that turned away from libertarian socialism and towards bureaucratic repression and what would become Stalinist totalitarianism, the Moscow Trials, and the Great Purge" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kronstadt_rebellion

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    5. Potemkin, Kropotkin, Kronstadt - they're all the same to a blind Tsar, Joe. But I've always had a soft spot for that long bed-favourite of Ekaterina (and multi-village faker) Potemkin. Though why a mutiny over food on a pre-dreadnought Black Sea battleship named after him should be so important has always been puzzling - Russians had been startving for years.

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