A Sunday singalong with Akker Dakker ...

The pond has been a little slow to get going this Sunday, what with the distress caused by the sight of the fading curtains, and the suffering of the cows, but there's always one guaranteed way to lift the spirits ...

Better than a bleach job, come on down portly prince of prejudice in print: 

Ah, still they come, the Murdochian hordes, to batter down Malware ...

Now Akker Dakker doesn't provide any actual evidence for this statement. It's not quite clear how Akker Dakker obtained this insight into Liberal Party membership, but hey, why should the pond be a doubter?

Why not just pile on, knowing full well that big Mal is just a pawn of the appalling ABC? And heartland Liberals are in complete despair.

Oh the fiend. Pro-climate science, pro-gay marriage, quite possibly a republican, and then there was the night they did poor enviable Tony down ...

Come on, sing along with the Band and Akker Dakker:

Tony Abbott is the name 
And I served on the Abbott express train 
'Till Turnbull's cavalry came 
And tore up the tracks again 
In the spring of 2015 
We were hungry, just barely alive 
By September the 14th, 
Canberra had fell 
It's a time I remember, oh so well 
The night they drove old Tony down 
And the bells were ringing 
The night they drove old Tony down 
And the Murdochian commentariat were singing 
They went, "Na, na, la, na, na, la"

And so on and on ... as the Leftist media elites triumphantly stalk the land ...

The ALA will attract a high sneer quotient, sweet portly potent prince of prejudice?

Far from it, the pond applauds the initiative, and looks forward to the Liberal party having its very own DLP, ranting and railing and maintaining the rage, and following Pauline Hanson into the land of the irrelevant ...

Can everybody join in? You see, fat owl of the remove, you failed to mention the bleeding obvious when it comes to Malware:

But enough of Mr Fraudband for the moment, please Akker Dakker, do go on ...

Yes, yes, they firmly reject any controversial individuals, which is why they're getting a barking mad Dutch man to launch the show ...

And how strange that you should in your very last par, allow that your first par might well be complete gibberish, and that Malware might have attracted new support for the Liberals and perhaps only the angriest voices are being heard, since all the pond hears in the world of Murdoch are angry voices ...

As a result, dear portly prince of prejudice and bile,  the pond's not putting its money anywhere near where its mouth is ...

We'd rather join the angry voices and dissent.

Of course back in the day - yes the pond remembers 2009 as if it was yesterday - you were firmly in Malware's camp, talking of ugly wires overhead, and $47 billion to be flushed down a broadband pipe dream ...

And now each day, the folly of Malware's version of the NBN comes back to haunt him... why perhaps it might even haunt you and your foolish support of the luddite Abbott ...

(And more of this at the AFR, paywall limited)

Well the chance of Akker Dakker doing a Nadia Comaneci is as unlikely as him coming to realise that Geert Wilders is a little out there, but what fun it is to see the extreme right in the Murdochian commentariat talk up eccentric far right groups and denounce Mr Fraudband himself ...

Let there be more of it ... why, along with the tin can connectivity, we might even manage to save a few curtains, and improve the milking capacity of the nation ...