Thursday, December 30, 2021

In which the pond continues its travel and other studies, with herpetological duties scheduled to resume in the new year ...

 

 

The pond, continuing in its travelogue vein, sans reptiles and herpetological studies, couldn't help but note what a sad and sorry town Gundagai has become over the years ...

The pond always stops in the town, but each year the cafe that always reminded the pond of the glory days of the Greek cafes of Tamworth and Gunnedah sits in sombre silence, a shadow, rather like the few ancient picture palaces that can still be found in odd locations ...

 

 


 

 

Of course there's a sign in the window promising that the glory days will soon return ...

 


 

 

Soooon!?? That sign has been there for yonks, if the pond might drop into its Sloane Ranger argot.

For years, the cafe dined out on having hosted Ben Chifley for a meal, but now the only dining to be done is by way of a sign ...

 

 


 

 

Many other buildings are closed, abandoned, verging on the derelict, as with one very forlorn looking ex-hotel, though the odd curiosity remains, such as the town museum - though it was closed the day the pond visited, and who knows if it's still working ...

 


 

Fifteen bucks for a family, when really that exotic conjunction of  dinkum cottage and ancient civilisation was free for all to see ...



 

 

Was there any need to see more? How could the pond movie past that majestic portico?

The pond can't remember how many bets it has won regarding the distance of the dog on the tucker box from Gundagai - people tend to think the now largely ignored statue out of town was the correct distance - but again the museum gave away the figure featured in the original poem ...

 


 

 

There was also a plaque on view on the front wall ...

 

 



 

That reminded the pond of a discussion, call it an argument if you will, that took place over the seasonal break. 

The pond was advised, in one of the usual gatherings of assorted clans, that the past should be forgotten and forgiven, so we can all move forward together. 

Invasion day, under the patriotic label of Australia day, was cited as an example, with the pond noting that there were still a few people with reason not to celebrate the day, what with dispossession, genocide, terra nullius, a couple of centuries of abuse, degradation, stolen children, and so on and so forth …

The pond pointed out that the obvious day to celebrate Australia was the day of the actual creation of Australia, namely 1st January, but of course there's a big problem right from the get go with that notion. 

We already have an excuse for a public holiday that day, so we'd prefer to allocate another holiday for the celebration ... and so we started out with state colonist day, or if you will, NSW colonist day …

The pond also noted that the day has been contested, though it didn't go so far as to resort to the day's wiki … though as we're here now, why not?

Although it was not known as Australia Day until over a century later, records of celebrations on 26 January date back to 1808, with the first official celebration of the formation of New South Wales held in 1818...

Yes, it was NSW day, cockroach day if you will, which only counts as Australia Day in the minds of people happy to be considered new Welshpersons dwelling in the south... 

And there are other confusions to note ...

On New Year's Day 1901, the British colonies of Australia formed a federation, marking the birth of modern Australia. A national day of unity and celebration was looked for. It was not until 1935 that all Australian states and territories adopted use of the term "Australia Day" to mark the date, and not until 1994 that the date was consistently marked by a public holiday on that day by all states and territories

It has been a moveable feast, as anyone with an interest in history knows, and with historians eager to trot out assorted ironic images ...

 




 

What else?

Well the pond has also been noting the decline and fall of cinemah, but on the occasion of the grave-snatching known as the latest re-boot of The Matrix, the pond will leave it to Kermode and Mayo to have a word on YouTube

Kermode is inclined to be a garrulous enthusiast, but the pond shares his taste for Paul Thomas Anderson and is looking forward to Licorice Pizza, and who could argue with Kermode proposing that only one Matrix movie has been made, and the rest are just phantoms of the silver screen, a miasmic mishmash of surfaces? Or words and concepts to that effect ...

As for paying attention to political knaves, the pond has only intermittently glanced at headlines, though it was deeply moved to spot a little example of cancel culture at work ...

 


 

 

Robert is by far the dumbest of the SloMo ministry, only kept in cabinet because he's a clap happy fundie of the SloMo kind.

He's a walking disaster area, but he bounces back time and again, like Cats the movie, or Spielberg somehow getting the money to fuck over West Side Story ...

His wiki has a list of blunders and errors and stupidities, but a nanosecond's googling will produce heaps more ...

For once the pond could breathe a sigh of relief. No need to read stupid reptiles defending a stupid clap happy ...just the irony of the cancel culture clowns doing a little cancelling of culture was more than enough holiday comedy.

There was a particularly nauseating speech made by SloMo, in full here ...

Inter alia ...

And so I want to talk about a topic tonight that is dear to your hearts - community. Community of individuals, we heard it on the video, a nation of individuals.
Now, as some of you may know and as Steven has mentioned, I have been deeply influenced in recent years by the writings of the late Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks and Julian is responsible for that, because he has thrust Jonathan Sacks works into the arms of anyone who he can get a book into the hands of, rightly so and I am very grateful that he did.
On one occasion, he said because I was consuming this, that you’d better be careful, you might become Australia’s first Jewish prime minister. And I said, don’t tell Josh.
But his books Lessons in Leadership, Covenant and Conversation, and Morality, his last work, have given me a more textured understanding of Judaism, my own Christian faith and what unites us all as human beings. I shared some of these learnings with my own church community last week at the Gold Coast with Stuart Robert at their national conference.
In his works, Rabbi Sacks wrestles, a bit like Jacob, wrestles with the practical complexities of our modern pluralistic world and finds, through the tenets of his faith, as he did, a pathway to the common good.
At the heart of our Judeo-Christian heritage are two words.
Human dignity.
Everything else flows from this.
Seeing the inherent dignity of all human beings is the foundation of morality. It makes us more capable of love and compassion, of selflessness and forgiveness.
Because if you see the dignity and worth of another person, another human being, the beating heart in front of you, you’re less likely to disrespect them, insult or show contempt or hatred for them, or seek to cancel them, as is becoming the fashion these days.
You’re less likely to be indifferent to their lives, and callous towards their feelings...

 

All the usual bullshit from a consummate bullshit artist. So here's your human dignity, love, compassion, selflessness and forgiveness, and seeing the dignity and worth of another person, another human being, a beating heart ... waiter, the pond needs a second puke bucket, there's too much puke for one bucket to handle...

 

 


 More from men in search of complimentary women here ...

What else?

Well the pond wasn't deeply moved by Crikey pronouncing Scotty from marketing the arsehat of the year ... the pond would only have been astonished if he'd lost.

But the pond did shed a quiet tear reading Leslie's open letter to the chairman. 

It's outside the paywall here, but for anyone who missed it, this will give the flavour of what happened to her dad after overdosing on the poison called Fox ...

 ...the person he’s become, Rupert, is so unfamiliar and hard to deal with. If he wasn’t my dad I’d be keeping the same distance adopted by his former friends and golf buddies who, my brother says, got so sick of Dad’s constant political aggression — even after they all agreed not to discuss current events any more — they dropped him.
My stepfather almost did the same the other day after yet another pugnacious assertion by my father of a false fact, this time that Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States.
“Why is he even talking about Obama?” I asked when my brother called to tell me about the near implosion of my extended family in Boynton Beach.
“Who knows? But I told him 'Dad, if you don’t stop talking about politics, you’re going to lose what’s left of your friends.’”
But my father can’t stop because he can’t bring himself to stop watching Fox News and compulsively regurgitating its content…
...I've tried everything to return the soul of the man I once knew to the void beneath his skin; ignoring him, reasoning with him and trying to distract. But this holiday season I’ve suddenly accepted I just can’t win. Fox News is more present than I am in his life, and the way it’s taught him to “think” and what he’s come to believe is true has made him a citizen of a planet of resentful unreason where I can’t — and won’t — follow.
No one will, not even my brother who loves him more than anything in the world, which means he’s been left there on his own, destroying his legacy as a person as he stamps his foot and says mean and silly things.
So, here’s to you Rupert. For what your evil disinformation empire has unleashed on the most precious things in this world: the love of family and the freedom guaranteed by democracy. As we head towards the close of another difficult year on Earth One, I hope life in the alternative reality your fact-free infotainment complex has created — and the jangle of coin in your pocket — is worth it.

The pond thinks that chairman Rupert probably prefers the jingle of coins in pocket, in keeping with the Xmas season ...

It made the pond pause. Did the pond really want to get back into the cesspit of the lizard Oz, kissing cousins to Faux Noise?

With a shudder, the pond realised it was likely, and it got the pond to thinking that at some point it would have to abandon its travels and resume herpetological studies. 

There was the weekend of course, prime time for reptiles, but the pond felt a deep, overwhelming sense of fatigue and foreboding, and given the pond's notes on Australia Day, it would be too ironic to start on the Monday, the 3rd being New Year's Day holiday and all ...

That might missing the Major and the gang, but the thought cheered the pond up ... it wouldn't have to think about SloMo, and Iron Pyrites' standard Dom or reptile defences thereof until the Tuesday ...

And with the spring back in the pond's step, a few cartoons to end on ...









10 comments:

  1. Deary me, there really is only one Australia Day: "Australia became officially autonomous in both internal and external affairs with the passage of the Statute of Westminster Adoption Act on 9 October 1942." And it just may be memorable that the government of the then still 'self governing Australian colonial dominion' sat in Melbourne - in what is now the Vic State parliament - until May 1927.

    So clearly, there is actually only one "Australia Day": 9th October. And fortunately there's no other state or national holiday on or near 9th October. At least none that I know of.

    And as to country institutions, how about the Parthenon Milk Bar ?
    https://youtu.be/yZSSYqHYjxY

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    1. Newcastle? Pshaw, the pond has the sadly departed Olympia Milk Bar on Parramatta Road just around the corner ...

      https://www.commercialrealestate.com.au/news/owner-of-olympia-milk-bar-in-sydneys-inner-west-inundated-with-offers-to-help-reopen-it-48817/

      As for Australia Day, really GB, you should have considered 25th April 1915, with the nation now routinely coming together as one to celebrate our ability to join in an epic military failure ... (the pond will allow that 3rd August 1962 is equally deserving).

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    2. Yep, that's a true Aussie Milk Bar that one, DP. I wonder what its double chocolate milkshakes (a favourite of my youth) were like ? Back in (and after for a while) the days you could get one for two bob.

      But hey, DP, what about 25th April ? On 25th April 1918 the Aussies drove the Germans out of Villers-Bretonneux essentially ending WWI. Now you wouldn't really like to confuse people - especially the large number of "we are one, but we are many" folk who know nothing whatsoever about colonial wars (which includes Vietnam), lost or won.

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  2. DP - no doubt you sang, or hummed, Jack OHagan’s hymn to Gundagai as you approached, or departed, the site of that settlement.

    The song is included in the Top 30 ‘Australian songs of all time’, compiled by the Performing Right Association. An odd distinction, given that, for example, ‘Waltzing Matilda’ did not make the list. With no sense of irony, APRA did include Bogle’s ‘And the Band Played Waltzing Watilda’ in that list.

    I mention this only because the Wiki entry tells us that, although O’Hagan wrote the song in 1922, and the sheet music was a big seller, he only got to visit the town in 1956, as Guest of Honour for Gundagai’s centenary celebrations. Just what that was the centenary of is open to discussion, given that the first town of that name was gazetted in 1838, but subsequently swept away by floods.

    What was that about there being only one true ‘Matrix’?

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    1. :)³ Loved the irony so much Chadders that the pond felt the need to put a link to the wiki version of the listicle ...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APRA_Top_30_Australian_songs

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    2. How can they be the '30 top Aussie songs' ? I've only heard about half a dozen of them. And how could they leave out the national anthem ?

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  3. Oh - and thank you for the verse about 'ScoMo the Clown'. Put away in the personal archive for regular revisit as we approach that election thingy.

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    1. Trouble is, Chad, that Australia is full of people who barely know their PM's name and will vote for him again anyway (the devil you know, even though you don't).

      I'm almost beginning to think that Nicholas Gruen is right and we should have copied Greek "democracy" and had leaders selected by sortition.
      https://clubtroppo.com.au/2021/12/29/some-podcasting-for-democracy/

      Could it be any worse ?

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    2. GB - I have long thought there were possible advantages in sortition. Starting with the principle that the very act of presenting oneself for election should be reason for automatic disqualification. There is support for that in the public psyche, because just about all persons who are nominated by a ‘party’ run the line that standing for election was not their idea, oh dear no - other citizens came to them, and urged them to stand, for the national good. We all know that that is utter baloney, but even long-time party apparatchiks still try a version of that. Often with the further qualifier that ‘It is not the money - I could make many times a parliamentary salary if I remained in private enterprise.’

      I have long found it interesting that we look to 12 citizens, selected partly at random, to determine our fate if we are accused of serious crime, but look to election to deliver those who will decide what laws might govern the lives of those of us not accused of serious crime - and even what issues should be debated with a view to regulating them. Electors do not get to indicate their preferences for issues that they think should be considered by a parliament.

      I would add one condition on sortition - I think a maximum age for a citizen to go into the draw might be appropriate. As it happens, the age I have in mind is one I passed 4 years ago.

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    3. Then I reckon that, thankfully, I too would be a age rejection non-candidate.

      But I reckon that the Greeks could maybe get away with sortition because the "voting" population was quite small - around 30,000 or so at most in Athens-Piraeus whereas ancient Rome was a city of getting up towards 1 million at peak - a great many of whom would have had suffrage.

      So, maybe a mix would work ? Double the population size and halve the number of electorates, and each electorate has both an elected and a sortitioned representative ?

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