Sunday, November 03, 2024

In which Polonius stays snug and secure in his Sunday spot ...

 

The pond must apologise at the get go, because two serves of the Mango Mussolini on one weekend is simply too much.

But what can the pond do? The pond doesn't tell the reptiles to chose diverse and interesting topics; they're weak-willed creatures who tend to flock together and chant in unison (perhaps it's the Catholic conditioning).

The pond had already ruled out the likes of "Ned" and the dog botherer for dealing with Covid, which is about as interesting as the Burmese railway death march. Neither of them even mentioned the impending arrival of RFK Jr. as health Tsar, and they refused to speculate on what a world without vaccines might look like. (If you insist on an alternative read, try The Crash of the Hammer, How concerned citizens ran a neo-Nazi out of rural Maine. It's long, but deeply, satisfactorily weird).

Besides, prattling Polonius has always been a pond Sunday favourite, ever since the Pellists and the angry Sydney Anglicans faded from view, and being deeply conservative, the pond rarely likes to stray from its preferred pets.

So it comes to pass that the pond proudly presents Polonius's view of the MM, defiantly headed If Donald Trump derangement persists, read your WWII history, Contrary to the slurs against Trump, there is no one in mainstream politics in Western democracies who can remotely be compared with the founder of the Nazi totalitarian dictatorship.

It's wordy, but then Polonius has never been short of a word, and as usual for the reptiles these days, the layout began with a snap, this time featuring the MM:




Frankly the pond would have preferred it if they'd lashed out and ran that recent meme hit, featuring the MM in high vis gear, mouth open like a gaping fish, designed to provoke a crude Colbert joke (think sex doll), while a mike with windscreen was allegedly designed to hide his gigantic Arnold Palmer:




Now that's a snap and it would have set a better tone for the Polonial mush to follow (the pond is tired of eating mush, and swallowing Polonius is worse than baby porridge):

In the lead-up to the US presidential election next Tuesday (Wednesday AEDT), the evidence suggests that the condition known as Trump derangement syndrome is not in remission. If anything, it has become more widespread.
It is not just that Vice-President Kamala Harris, in a response to a question from Anderson Cooper, told the CNN interviewer that Donald J. Trump was a fascist. After all, Trump on occasions has called Harris a fascist and a communist.
The problem is that the pointscoring by abuse has been up­graded to describing the former president as a Nazi akin to Adolf Hitler. This is quite a step up (or down) from linking Trump to Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, who is primarily associated with fascism. In his book Fascists, Michael Mann wrote that, as a word usage today, fascism “appears largely as the exclamation Fascist!”. To the author, fascism is an “imprecise term of abuse hurled at people we do not like”. Mann wrote this two decades ago; today the noun is almost meaningless.
So it comes as no surprise that this term of ideological abuse has been scaled up. That’s why Trump is now being described as not only a Nazi but also as Hitler. This dimin­ishes the memory of the millions of victims of Hitler and his Nazi Germany regime, in particular, the six million Jews who were murdered during the Holocaust.
Speaking on Fox News’ The Five last Friday, American political consultant Jessica Tarlov, a strategist for the Democratic Party, spoke out against the association of Trump with Hitler.
In Australia, the ABC is very much a conservative-free zone. I am not aware of any conservative presenter, producer or editor at the taxpayer-funded public broadcaster who is an employee or paid regular contributor. However, on Rupert Murdoch’s right-of-centre Fox News in the US, several Democratic Party supporters who are liberals (in the North American sense of the term) appear on the channel’s leading public affairs panels as presenters or contributors. It makes for interesting debate, which is rarely found these days on the ABC.

Okay, okay, the pond finds itself in the position of celebrating, for the zillionth time, the quintillionth time that Polonius has hit his keyboard short-cut key to announce: 

In Australia, the ABC is very much a conservative-free zone. I am not aware of any conservative presenter, producer or editor at the taxpayer-funded public broadcaster who is an employee or paid regular contributor. 

It reminds the pond of other big numbers that have been doing the rounds of late.  There was the MM suing CBS for $10 billion for allegedly enhancing Harris's 60 Minutes interview (the US legal system seems incapable of dealing with frivolous law suits quickly),  while also having a go at WaPo via the FEC. Both foreshadow whaat might come by way of court clog, whether he wins or loses.

Then there was the fine that Vlad the Sociopath's legal sock puppets handed out to Google:

Russia fines Google more than the world's entire GD,  $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is the number a Moscow court wants the YouTube parent company to pay for blocking Russian media outlets. It is a sum “filled with symbolism,” the Kremlin told NBC News on Thursday.

The fine amounts to around $20 decillion — 20 followed by 33 zeros — or two undecillion rubles, a 37-digit figure...
...Not only does the figure eclipse Google’s $2 trillion market value, but it’s also far larger than the size of the entire global economy, which the International Monetary Fund puts at around $110 trillion — a figure with a mere 13 zeros. 
That said, at least the fine is not as large as a googol, which has 100 zeroes. Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin picked the number as the name of the search engine they then hoped would organize large quantities of information. 

That makes Polonius's quadrillionth (or was it quintillionth?) reference to the ABC being a conservative free zone quite modest. Hey ho, on we go:

When discussion on The Five turned to the allegation that Trump was a Hitlerite, Tarlov had this to say: “I don’t think anyone should be called Hitler. Hitler is a uniquely depraved human being and I don’t want to use his name in those contexts.”
Quite so. The Nazi party in general and Hitler in particular are a unique product of Germany from shortly after the end of World War I until the nation’s total defeat and surrender in May 1945. Put simply, there is no one in mainstream politics in Western democratic societies who can remotely be compared with the founder of the Nazi totalitarian dictatorship.

With the greatest respect, this is mindless historical revisionism, history refracted through the lens of what later happened.

Sure, Hitler started with a profound hatred of the Jews, but no one had a Holocaust in mind when he set off on his beer hall putsch journey.

Hitler might have in his scribbles and speechifying, but it didn't stop German industrialists, media barons and the upper class rallying around him, on the basis that he could be managed and he promised great things for them and the German economy. 

See How Big Business Bailed Out the Nazis:

It’s a largely forgotten piece of history, but in 1932 the German Nazi Party was facing financial ruin. How did the Nazis move from being broke to being in control of the German government just a year later? The Nazi Party was bailed out by German industrialists in early 1933.
The industrialists who led the way were two huge German firms, I.G. Farben and Krupp. Leaders of both of companies were among the few civilians who were later charged with war crimes at the Nuremberg Tribunals after World War II. These trials placed the story of their financial and moral support of the Nazis into the historical record. Krupp was a huge arms manufacturer. I.G. Farben was a vast chemical company which made everything from Bayer aspirin to Zyklon B, the poison used in the gas chambers.  
According to The Arms of Krupp, the Nazi Party was essentially bankrupt in late 1932. Joseph Goebbels, who would later become the Minister of Propaganda, complained, “[w]e are all very discouraged, particularly in the face of the present danger that the entire party may collapse….The financial situation of the Berlin organization is hopeless. Nothing but debts and obligations.”
Regardless of the party’s financial problems, Hitler was named Chancellor in late January 1933. He called for elections in early March. With less than two weeks left before the vote, Herman Goering sent telegrams to Germany’s 25 leading industrialists, inviting them to a secret meeting in Berlin on February 20, 1933. Attending the gathering were four I.G. Farben directors and Krupp chief Gustav Krupp. Hitler addressed the group, saying “private enterprise cannot be maintained in a democracy.”  He also told the men that he would eliminate trade unions and communists. Hitler asked for their financial support and to back his vision for Germany.
According to Robert Jackson, the former Supreme Court Justice and chief U.S. prosecutor at Nuremberg, “[T]he industrialists…became so enthusiastic that they set about to raise three million Reichsmarks [worth about $30 million today] to strengthen and confirm the Nazi Party in power.”
Gustav Krupp was the first executive to speak at the Berlin meeting, and pledged one million marks. As the United Nations summarized in a 1949 report, Krupp was a key financier for the Nazi Party, including through his corporation:
"It was clear from the evidence that Gustav Krupp embraced Nazism shortly prior to the seizure of power by the Nazi Party and continued his allegiance thereafter. He played an important part in bringing to Hitler’s support other leading industrialists and through the medium of the Krupp firm… from time to time made large scale contributions to the [Nazi] Party Treasury."
Hitler awarded Krupp the title of Fuhrer of Industry later in 1933.

Others helped out. See The Nazi rise to power:

The conservative elite were the old ruling class and new business class in Weimar Germany. Throughout the 1920s they became increasingly frustrated with the Weimar Republic’s continuing economic and political instability, their lack of real power and the rise of communism. They believed that a return to authoritarian rule was the only stable future for Germany which would protect their power and money.
The first move towards this desired authoritarian rule was Hindenburg’s increasing use of Article 48 . Between 1925-1931 Article 48 was used a total of 16 times. In 1931 alone this rose to 42 uses, in comparison to only 35 Reichstag laws being passed in the same year. In 1932, Article 48 was used 58 times.
The conservative elite’s second move towards authoritarian rule was helping the Nazi Party to gain power.  The conservative elite and the Nazi Party had a common enemy – the political left .
As Hitler controlled the masses support for the political right, the conservative elite believed that they could use Hitler and his popular support to ‘democratically’ take power. Once in power, Hitler could destroy the political left.  Destroying the political left would help to remove the majority of political opponents to the ring-wing conservative elite.
Once Hitler had removed the left-wing socialist opposition and destroyed the Weimar Republic, the conservative elite thought they would be able to replace Hitler, and appoint a leader of their choice.
As Hitler’s votes dwindled in the November 1932 elections, the conservative elite knew that if they wanted to use Hitler and the Nazis to destroy the political left, they had to act quickly to get Hitler appointed as chancellor.
Von Papen and Oskar von Hindenburg (President Hindenburg’s son) met secretly and backed Hitler to become chancellor. A group of important industrialists, including Hjalmar Schacht and Gustav Krupp, also wrote outlining their support of Hitler to President Hindenburg.
The support of these figures was vital in Hindenburg’s decision to appoint Hitler as chancellor. Once elected, the conservative elite soon realised that they had miscalculated Hitler and his intentions.

Well yes, they really mucked up, nobody really thought a second world war and a vast killing machine was in the making ... but it all feels uncomfortably like the feuding billionaires on view in the USA, thanks to the Supreme Court opening the floodgates and thanks to the likes of Uncle Leon spending up big. 

It might well be that the MM retires to his telly and his burgers and diet Cokes and nothing much happens if he squeaks a win, but it also might be that his minions will wreak destruction of an immense kind (attempting to lock up 20 million people would only be the start, with Uncle Leon promising to slash and burn and produce hardships, and that's just a few of the promised low lights).

Never mind, at this point the reptiles inserted a ticking clock, already out of date whenever the pond decided to screen cap it, perhaps to generate a sense of faux urgency lacking in the Polonial screed:




Who cares? It'll be what it will be, and Polonius will keep on rambling in the meantime:

The attempt to link Trump with Hitlerism picked up pace in recent days when Tim Walz, the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, drew a connection between Trump’s rally at New York’s Madison Square Garden last weekend to an event that occurred in 1939. Walz declared: “There’s a direct parallel to a big rally that happened in the mid-1930s at Madison Square Garden – and don’t think that he (Trump) doesn’t know for one second exactly what they’re doing there.”
The reference was to a rally held in February 1939 by what is best described as an American pro-Nazi party that was supported in the main by some German Americans. It is not at all clear whether Trump was aware of this fact. Moreover, the site of the 1939 rally was demolished in 1968 and a new Madison Square Garden was constructed about a kilometre from the earlier location.

Let's ignore the pathetic attempt at that MSG not being the MSG fudge. The MM thinks it's the MSG and that's enough for the pond.

Best not to obscure another classic Polonial fudge, a tidy bit of dissembling and deflection, that note: best described as an American pro-Nazi party that was supported in the main by some German Americans.

Best described? It was a shamelessly Nazi American Nazi party. No reason to fudge. 

The German American Bund wasn't just pro, it was full on Nazi (possible The Atlantic paywall, but with good snaps), with Fritz Kuhn fancying himself as America's Führer. 

It's a feature, not a bug, of the US and other political systems, that the far right is always around, with George Lincoln Rockfeller forming the American Nazi Party in the 1950s.

As for Trump, a native New Yorker with a Germanic past, not being aware of the MSG do, let's not forget that in 1927 daddy Fred Trump was arrested at a Ku Klux Klan demonstration, and that Trump himself was aware of the comparison:

“They started to say, ‘Well, in 1939, the Nazis used Madison Square Garden,’” Trump said. “How terrible to say, right? Because you know, they’ve used Madison Square Garden many times. Many people have used it. But nobody’s ever had a crowd like that. And I tell you what, right now, nobody’s ever had love like that. That was love in the room, and it was love for our country.”

Yep, he got a bigger crowd than the Nazis. His cult is bigger than Adolph's.

The pond has no time for CNN both siderism, but the notion that the bile on display at MSG was a love fest is hilarious, especially as the MM is prolific in his use of "fascism" and "fascist" as descriptors:

Donald Trump on Tuesday defended his controversial Madison Square Garden rally, telling supporters that the event was “an absolute lovefest” and that it was “my honor to be involved.”
The former president’s comments come amid backlash over disparaging and divisive remarks at his Sunday event in New York City, which included a comedian describing Puerto Rico as a “floating island of garbage.” Allies expressed worry the remarks could have political repercussions, especially given Puerto Ricans’ growing influence in battleground states, with about half a million residing in Pennsylvania alone. But Trump at his Mar-a-Lago rally did not directly address the criticism of that remark.
“I don’t think anybody has ever seen anything like what happened the other night at Madison Square Garden,” Trump told a crowd of supporters at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida as he addressed criticism of his rally for the first time. “The love in that room – it was breathtaking. And you could have filled it many, many times with people that were unable to get in.”
He claimed that veteran politicians told him there had “never been an event so beautiful.”
“It was like a lovefest, an absolute lovefest, and it was my honor to be involved,” he said.
CNN reported Monday that several of Trump’s allies expressed dismay at the language used by speakers at the event, particularly the Puerto Rico remark, which set the tone for an evening of disparaging and divisive comments. The violent and vulgar rhetoric at the rally has prompted finger-pointing within the former president’s inner circle and deep concern that his message was once again eclipsed by controversy.
In an interview that aired Tuesday night, Trump said that the comedian behind the offensive comments about Puerto Rico, Tony Hinchcliffe, probably shouldn’t have attended his Madison Square Garden rally.
“Yeah. I mean, I don’t know if it’s a big deal or not, but I don’t want anybody making nasty jokes or stupid jokes. Probably he shouldn’t have been there,” Trump told Fox News’ Sean Hannity.
Earlier in the day, Trump tried to cast himself as an ally of the island, saying at a roundtable in Pennsylvania, “No president’s done more for Puerto Rico than I have.”

Well he did offer them a generous serve of paper towels, but after that lengthy detour, back to Polonius for another short gobbet:

Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton jumped on the Walz ideological bandwagon, apparently forgetting for a moment that she had participated in a political event at the Garden some years earlier.
In Australia, Walz’s fake historical comparison was repeated on Wednesday by American journalist Bruce Shapiro in his slot on ABC Radio National’s Late Night Live. He said the announcement of Trump’s proposed rally “immediately evoked comparisons with a kind of notorious event in New York City history in February of 1939 at a rally at Madison Square Garden of the … leading American pro-Nazi group at the time”.

At this point the reptiles interrupted Polonius with a snap captioned Democrats have been trying to liken Trump to Adolf Hitler, taken from some cheap arsed public domain archive:




Of course it's a distraction, and it entirely misses the point. Strip away the love of a uniform, and you can find the MM in all sorts of evocative poses up there with a rhetorical Adolf:


 




There's no point underselling his ability as an entertainer and a performer with an ability to grab the moment, ranting away for hours in a manner which more than matches Adolf. 

He also has an uncanny ability to produce "there are good people on both sides" moments, as when he inveigled a general into marching with him on a bible stunt, with the general later calling him a distilled essence of fascism:






Obviously there are many differences, but the point of the comparison is the many similarities noted by Bruce Wolpe in Polonius's old rag, outside the paywall here.

The pond is so tired of Polonius that it seemed worth mentioning at length all that Polonius wants to fudge, or disingenuously ignore (follow the link for the embedded hot links):

It was clear, as soon as Donald Trump announced his rally in New York’s Madison Square Garden, that to Make America Great Again he would have a thunderclap echo from the infamous rally of American Nazis in that arena on February 20, 1939. That night, the Garden was packed with more than 20,000. A portrait of George Washington commanded the stage. American and Nazi flags and swastikas were on display. The crowd gave “sieg heils.”
The American Nazis gathered to keep America pure from alien influences, and to bring America closer to Hitler’s Germany and his vision of the world. James Wheeler-Hill, the Nazi party’s national secretary, was as clear as day: “If George Washington were alive today, he would be friends with Adolf Hitler.”
Trump wants to come home to Madison Square Garden to continue his fight for America First to purge the country of alien influences and radical left extremism.
The creators on an Academy Award-winning film of that 1939 event, A Night at the Garden, have written: “Every one of the characteristics of Donald Trump’s rallies is present in the film above: the same vicious denunciation of the press, the same appeals to patriotism and white nationalism, the same urging that the audience, the only ‘true’ Americans, need to ‘take their country back’ from a despised minority (just substitute ‘illegals’ or ‘liberals’ for ‘Jewish’ here).”
When Trump has been called out on his flirting with Nazis in America – when he said there were “good people on both sides” in the Nazi march and violence, leaving one dead, in Charlottesville, Virginia in 2017; when he had dinner with white supremacists and antisemites; when he instructed the extremist Proud Boys in the middle of a presidential debate with Joe Biden in 2020 to “stand back and stand by” – he denies knowing who they are, their intent, their racism. Trump never accepts that he is complicit.
But Trump has no restraint in being antisemitic. “If I don’t win this election, the Jewish people will have a lot to do with the loss.” He has described Jews as “voting for the enemy”. In his closing arguments in the campaign, Trump has declared war on “the enemy within” that must be put down with military force.
For the Jews, he makes it personal. “Any Jewish person that votes for Democrats hates their religion. They hate everything about Israel, and they should be ashamed of themselves because Israel will be destroyed.”
Trump faces his full house crowd in New York not only as a former president, but as a fascist. In recent days, two military veterans, General Mark Milley, the former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and John Kelly, Trump’s former chief of staff in the White House, have both gone on the record on their views of Trump’s character, and why he should never be elected to returned to power.
“Certainly the former president is in the far-right area,” says Kelly, a former general in the Marines. “He’s certainly an authoritarian, admires people who are dictators – he has said that. So he certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, for sure.”
Kelly says he heard it first-hand from Trump. “He certainly prefers the dictator approach to government … He commented more than once that, ‘You know, Hitler did some good things, too.’”
As chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Milley refused to deploy the armed forces to put down demonstrations in cities across America in the wake of the murder by police of George Floyd, a Black man, in Minneapolis. “No one has ever been as dangerous to this country as Donald Trump,” Milley told Bob Woodward in an interview for his new book, WAR. “Now I realise he’s a total fascist. He is the most dangerous person to this country.”
Trump loves the icons in New York. He wants to own them and to be the subject of adulation in them. The fascist candidate for president of the United States cannot wait to bring into Madison Square Garden his grievance, retribution and intent to wreak vengeance on his enemies, together with a desire for absolute power to prosecute his agenda and vanquish his opponents.
Another New York icon, legendary baseball great Yogi Berra, conjured this wisdom: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” It turns out that the 2020 election wasn’t the most important election since the Civil War – this one is. Trump is the divider-in-chief, incapable of bringing the country together to move forward together. His authoritarian impulses are unchecked.

Indeedy doody, a bit of a mouthful, but just because Fred T. cannily avoided being associated with German fascism and donated to Jewish causes - he was a businessman interested in making oodles of money so his son could piss billions up against the wall - shouldn't obscure his son's authoritarian impulses.

And so to the final Polonial gobbet, wherein he has a triumphant "I wuz right, and, triple yahoo, I was wuz right on the ABC" moment. 

Please allow him his tattered pundit glories:

Trump is no historian. But he did tell Sean Hannity on Fox News’ Hannity program last Wednesday that his father told him never to speak about Hitler or Nazism. The former president’s paternal grandparents were born in Germany.
Appearing on the ABC TV Insiders program on September 11, 2016, I stunned presenter Barrie Cassidy by stating that Trump had a possible path to victory over Clinton by winning in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. In fact, he won Michigan and Wisconsin as well. In doing so, I said that I was no fan of Trump. He is not my preferred political conservative. But he does have appeal and he is a great performer.
Trump won narrowly in 2016 and lost narrowly in 2020. Clearly, he has significant support in the US, especially among those whom Clinton once dismissed as deplorables and President Joe Biden recently described as garbage.
Writing in The New York Times on October 22, columnist Bret Stephens commented that if Trump happens to win, the main culprits will be the Democrats. In particular, those who treated the former president’s supporters with condescension and engaged in name-calling, gaslighting, identity politics and pretending that Americans never had it so good. Stephens is a Trump critic but recognises the former president’s appeal.
Trump has many critics, including some who served in his administration. Former military leaders John Kelly and James Mattis have accused him of being soft on Hitler and having an authoritarian streak. Both were dismissed by Trump when he was president.
The US survived the first Trump presidency – indeed, he oversaw a successful government. There are many checks and balances in the US political system and it is hard to believe that Trump is a threat to American democracy. Unless you have a particularly bad case of Trump derangement syndrome.

Gerard Henderson is executive director of The Sydney Institute.

Is it any biggie to note that the MM now has sundry paths to victory, as has Harris, if only because of the bizarre, labyrinthine morass known as the electoral college, which manages to strip the United States of any notion of democracy and turns it into the unrepresentative swill elected to the Australian Senate.

If you want to do a little counter-programming, try Anne Applebaum at Substack, On Vermin (there's a link to her full piece on the topic in The Atlantic, Trump Is Speaking Like Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini):

A couple of weeks ago, I downloaded a collection of Hitler’s speeches and started going through them. I also searched my own files, especially the notes I took when working years ago in Russian archives. I was looking for the word “vermin.” Also “parasite.” And, in the Hitler speeches, references to “blood.”
The result was an article that mostly just quoted Donald Trump, noting that some of language he uses comes directly from the 1930s. Not just Hitler but Stalin, Mao and the East German Stasi liked to talk about their enemies as vermin and parasites who “poison the blood” of the nation:

"The word vermin, as a political term, dates from the 1930s and ’40s, when both fascists and communists liked to describe their political enemies as vermin, parasites, and blood infections, as well as insects, weeds, dirt, and animals. The term has been revived and reanimated, in an American presidential campaign, with Donald Trump’s description of his opponents as “radical-left thugs” who “live like vermin.”
This language isn’t merely ugly or repellent: These words belong to a particular tradition. Adolf Hitler used these kinds of terms often. In 1938, he praised his compatriots who had helped “cleanse Germany of all those parasites who drank at the well of the despair of the Fatherland and the People.” In occupied Warsaw, a 1941 poster displayed a drawing of a louse with a caricature of a Jewish face. The slogan: “Jews are lice: they cause typhus.” Germans, by contrast, were clean, pure, healthy, and vermin-free. Hitler once described the Nazi flag as “the victorious sign of freedom and the purity of our blood.”
Stalin used the same kind of language at about the same time. He called his opponents the “enemies of the people,” implying that they were not citizens and that they enjoyed no rights. He portrayed them as vermin, pollution, filth that had to be “subjected to ongoing purification,” and he inspired his fellow communists to employ similar rhetoric. In my files, I have the notes from a 1955 meeting of the leaders of the Stasi, the East German secret police, during which one of them called for a struggle against “vermin activities” (there is, inevitably, a German word for this: Schädlingstätigkeiten), by which he meant the purge and arrest of the regime’s critics. In this same era, the Stasi forcibly moved suspicious people away from the border with West Germany, a project nicknamed “Operation Vermin.”
This kind of language was not limited to Europe. Mao Zedong also described his political opponents as “poisonous weeds.” Pol Pot spoke of “cleansing” hundreds of thousands of his compatriots so that Cambodia would be “purified.”
In each of these very different societies, the purpose of this kind of rhetoric was the same. If you connect your opponents with disease, illness, and poisoned blood, if you dehumanize them as insects or animals, if you speak of squashing them or cleansing them as if they were pests or bacteria, then you can much more easily arrest them, deprive them of rights, exclude them, or even kill them. If they are parasites, they aren’t human. If they are vermin, they don’t get to enjoy freedom of speech, or freedoms of any kind. And if you squash them, you won’t be held accountable."

So he's an aspirational Commie and Fascist authoritarian dictator ...and so on in the rest of the read.

But then Applebaum made the leap against a wannabe authoritarian fascist, while Polonius is stuck with "not my preferred conservative" who nonetheless has appeal (perhaps to Catholics with a taste for Franco), while that lengthy detour also shouldn't thereby obscure another classic Polonial moment in his closer, even if it's stolen from that dire hack Bret Stephens. 

The main culprits will be the Democrats? 

Nah, not really, the main culprit will be the cult, and all those who have encouraged, supported and become a part the cult for their own reasons, including the Emeritus Chairman, Uncle Leon and a shadowy bunch of billionaires intent on using their oligarchical power to create at least a hundred year MM reich ... (perhaps a thousand in time).

As for the MM running a successful government? You have to join Polonius at the Sydney Institute, way above the faraway tree, in amongst the CBD 'leets, to get that one without collapsing into a Covid coughing fit (way better than joining the above average deaths the bleach- and Ivermectin-loving MM managed to produce) ...

And so to close in the usual way with a few 'toons, because what will the world's cartoonists do if the MM loses?





Saturday, November 02, 2024

In which the bromancer wins the pond's Saturday hunger game ...

 

The pond is currently only up to the task of looking at one reptile a day. 

In past heroic times, the pond might tackle two, or even three reptiles in a day, a bit like ascending a Neddy Everest and then heading off to climb a bromancer K2 (nobody can produce a higher pile of drivel than "Ned").

There's an upside to the pond's indifference because the pond can start the day relaying invaluable information  provided yesterday by the keen Keane in Crikey, under the header News Corp, Santos, Qantas and other tax dodgers make up the usual suspects in latest tax data, News Corp, Transurban and Santos are yet again Australia's top tax dodgers, the latest tax data shows, while the big miners paid full freight (paywall):

Thanks to a handy search function in the yarn, the pond could cut to the chase and get the relevant figures for those who take an interest in the reptiles at the lizard Oz:



As for that company name, it's easy enough to find out the sordid details of a wholly American owned subsidiary offering hate, fear, loathing, contempt and division to the abject colonials, anxious to maintain the Emeritus Chairman and his spawn in the power and money they've become accustomed to ...




Pay tax to the colonials while flooding the land with right wing propaganda? What land above the Faraway Tree to do you live on?

And so to the tax-free drivel fest choice of the day, and here the pond was lucky in its choices, because the bro was by far the best option. 

Sure he drivelled on enormously, but with Dame Slap doing over Albo, yet again, re Joyce (at least she's briefly off her Lehrmann jag), and the dog botherer and "Ned" both doing Covid, there was no contest. (Incidentally Covid hasn't gone away - the pond's partner's office was shut down because of a plethora of cases and her mother's care home was shut down twice in the last month as infection stalked the oldies).

Come on down bro, pick of the day, sock it to the pond with Democrat blunders revive Trump’s fortunes, but can he close the deal?, It’s not so much that Americans must choose the lesser of two evils but that they face the evil of two lessers. After this exhausting, unbelievable contest, the momentum is with the strange guy with orange hair.

Yes, the bro is calling it for the Mango Mussolini (hereinafter MM), which is hardly a surprise if you caught up with the venerable Meade's Weekly Beast, News Corp’s The Australian pitches itself firmly in Trump tent at Madison Square Garden rally:

The Australian’s Washington correspondent, Adam Creighton, was at least upfront about where his publication stands when he filed his report for Monday’s paper from Donald Trump’s rally in Madison Square Garden
By 10.30am local time at least 3,000 supporters, including The Australian, were lined up to enter what will be remembered as the signature Trump rally, which featured a roll call of MAGA celebrities including for the first time on the campaign trail his wife, Melania, the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, ex-Fox News host Tucker Carlson, and former Democrat scion Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
It may have been unfortunate phrasing to include himself among the 3,000 Trump supporters but if it was accidental the newspaper’s editors made no attempt to correct it by Friday.
Unlike much of the press who described the comedian Tony Hinchcliffe’s joke about Puerto Rico as racist, Creighton merely said it was “off colour”.
“Democrats seized on an off-colour joke by the first speaker on the program, Tony Hinchcliffe, an up and coming Republican-aligned comedian, who joked about Hispanics’ alleged proclivity to have children, and described Puerto Rico as a ‘floating island of garbage,’” he wrote.
For comparison the New York Times report was headlined: “Trump at the Garden: A Closing Carnival of Grievances, Misogyny and Racism”
NBC News: “Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally overshadowed by his allies’ crude and racist remarks.”

Sorry for that detour, but there was some delicious stuff assembled by the venerable Meade this week, and besides she's kept the pond informed of reptile matters this past month,  and besides, how could the pond miss out on such Killer fun? 

Back to the bro. His piece was littered with snaps and videos, with the first carrying the caption Kamala Harris could still win, but the polls, and the wind, seem to be at Donald Trump’s back. Collage: Emilia Tortorella:




Oh dear, the pond is accustomed to more high end graphics, but to be fair the word stew that followed matched the collage:

It looks like Trump! After this exhausting, unbelievable contest, the momentum is with the strange guy with orange hair. Kamala Harris could still win, there’s still a strong chance of that in this statistically tantalising race, but the polls, and the wind, seem to be at Donald Trump’s back.
It was the best of campaigns – for drama; it was the worst of campaigns – for substance. It was a campaign of reason – in the vice-presidential debate; it was a campaign of madness – in the presidential debate. It was the campaign of hope – for each side as it surged; it was the campaign of despair – for each side as it was eclipsed. It was the campaign of constant movement – with more variables and moving parts than a moon shot; it was the campaign of monotonous sameness – the polls like a giant waterfall, always changing yet always the same.
We are all going direct to heaven, according to Trump, so long as America elects him. In that case, we are all going directly the other way, says Harris. But if we elect her, we will be surprised by Joy, so the Harris campaign proclaims. But if America does that, we are all going direct to hell, according to Trump, and from there there’s no redemption.

 Then, with the reptiles realising readers might drop off without a snap of the MM, up came another snap with the caption We are all going direct to heaven, according to Donald Trump, so long as America elects him. Picture: AFP




The pond would have preferred a 'toon ...




On the bro ranted ...

America is intensely polarised, full of mutual hatreds and recriminations. Each side is as bad as the other when it comes to ripping up the rule book and violating previously sacred norms. Each side – whether partisan Republicans of the conservative, cultural, nationalist, conspiracist or even libertarian inclination; or partisan Democrats obsessed with identity politics, green fantasies, racial reparations payments, Western and American historical, racial, economic and sexist perfidy, gender theory, policing speech, whatever – sees the other side as the embodiment of all evil.
Harris, her vice-presidential running mate Tim Walz, President Joe Biden and their designated surrogates accuse Trump of being a fascist, and routinely compare him to Hitler and his movement to American Nazism. This is clearly insane, but Democrats have talked themselves into this dark fantasy.
If Trump were a Nazi, it’s not his supporters but his opponents who would have gone to jail. If he were a Nazi, he wouldn’t have the support of the overwhelming majority of Orthodox Jews, not to mention a majority of Catholics, and rising support among Hispanics and blacks. If he were a Nazi, half of America wouldn’t be preparing to vote for him.
But because they see him as a Nazi, the Democrats believe anything is justified in stopping him, such as court cases that are a flagrant abuse of process, with astronomical financial penalties that are equally an abuse of process, or media bias of a stunning severity and consistency, and countless straight-out lies.
There have been two assassination attempts on Trump during this campaign. In one he took a bullet to the ear. It’s surely the height of irresponsibility and norm-breaking to label him the modern Hitler.

At this point came the first video offering, here rendered as a screen cap:




The caption reminded the pond why it was pleased not to have to deal with this sort of visual detritus and Sky News collateral fodder:

The Australian’s Foreign Editor Greg Sheridan has weighed in on US President Joe Biden's latest “dumb” remarks against Trump supporters. It comes as Biden took a swipe at a comedian from Donald Trump’s recent Madison Square Garden rally who referred to Puerto Rico as a "floating island of garbage". Mr Biden then proceeded to label Trump supporters as "garbage". “This is so dumb … don't attract his supporters. So half of America has suddenly been insulted by Joe Biden, whom Kamala Harris wants to be in hiding and not seen in public,” Mr Sheridan told Sky News host Steve Price. “So he couldn't have done more to sabotage her.”

It's funny to remember all the times that the MM raged at Democrats as Marxists, Commies and Fascists (the words mean little in his word salads). It seems the bro can't take a joke:




At this point, the pond decided to take a detour to Marina Hyde's outing Trump may become president again – but he’s already a useful idiot to the mega rich, mainly because it featured the bro's Master, the Chairman Emeritus, in the opening salvo:

During his term as US president, there was an established routine to Donald Trump’s evenings in public service. When he got into bed at 6.30pm with the big cheeseburger and the bucket of Diet Coke – boudoir TVs set to “channels talking about me” – Trump liked nothing more than yakking on the phone to this billionaire or that. He whined, he bitched, he divulged, and when they finally ended the call, whichever billionaire had been on the other end of the line promptly called one of the other billionaires to laugh about it all behind his back.
“What a fucking idiot,” Rupert Murdoch once remarked after getting off a call with Trump in which Murdoch had had to explain that actually, the Silicon Valley elite did not “need” Trump’s help, as he imagined, having just enjoyed eight years where they “practically ran” the Obama administration. Obviously, Murdoch’s a notorious bitch; almost the Regina George of it all. But – also obviously – he was one of the special guys officially given “cleared caller” status in Trump’s White House, meaning they could get through to him any time. Plastics gotta plastic.

Sob, after the pleasure there's always pain, and so it was back to the bro tipping the fucking idiot as the winner:

Trump, for his part, is as bad, calling Harris variously a Marxist, a bum, a low-IQ person, persisting with his demented lie that he actually won the 2020 election but it was stolen from him by ballot fraud, and that the Democrats could well steal this one too; and that if Americans should elect Harris, the nation will never recover, it may be the last election people get to vote in. Oh, and illegal immigrants are eating domestic cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio. Like the Democrats calling Trump a new Hitler, this stuff is insane.

(Note the discreet way that the bromancer fails to mention the way that the MM flung around the word "fascist" like a drunk in charge of the confetti at a wedding. Never mind, on with the weevils routine).

It’s not so much that Americans must choose the lesser of two evils but that they face the evil of two lessers.
Yet Trump and Harris are both plainly sane people; most Americans are perfectly sane, America is generally a sane, friendly, productive society. Some amalgam of the dizzy fact-free fantasies of social media, combined with the dominance of celebrity dynamics everywhere, the modern bias against seriousness, the plague of distraction, the hydra-headed growth of multivalent conspiracy communities, the plain mediocrity of so many institutions, the collapse of belief in transcendent truth, or any kind of truth, the hollowing out of education – all of these things together have produced this weird campaign, disconnected from reality and floating free above the mundane earth, blown by unpredictable cosmic breezes of random malevolence.
The story of the campaign is surely completely implausible. If the script writers of Homeland had juiced up their conspiracies a thousand times they couldn’t have come up with this sequence.
After the 2022 midterm congressional elections, Trump looked a busted flush. The Republican candidates most closely aligned with him, most backed by him, did poorly, much less well than more conventional Republicans. Republicans barely took the House of Representatives and made no impression in the Senate. At that stage, Trump was being well out-polled among Republican likely primary voters by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
A Democratic district attorney in Manhattan then took the single most ludicrous legal case against Trump – that he misrecorded the nature of hush money his organisation had allegedly paid to porn star Stormy Daniels – and turned it, unbelievably, into felony charges. This is a blatant and grotesque abuse of the legal process.
Initially Democrats got what they wanted, making Trump the centre of attention, leading Republicans, rightly enraged by the sick cynicism of the case, to rally around Trump, running other Republican contenders out of the contest. It was also meant to fatally damage Trump with the broader electorate. It failed at that.
But Trump was Biden’s only chance. Biden has been a poor President with a dismal record. America’s budget deficit is near enough 7 per cent of GDP, year after year. This year the US spent more on servicing debt than it spent on defence.

Cue anther useless illustration, with accompanying caption, and never mind minor details such as Wall Street making out like record-breaking bandits, unemployment low, inflation in check, the economy in good shape, Joe Biden has been a poor President with a dismal record. Picture: AFP:




At this point, the pond would like to revert to the Hyde, still marinating over Murdoch and his billionaire chums:

So yes – much as I am enjoying all the miles of complex in-depth coverage wondering what it is the current crop of Trump-backing billionaires want from him, I can’t help being reminded of a remark by the tech billionaire in Succession who is attempting to buy into American power and is attending a pre-election party. “I thought these people would be very complicated,” he reflects. “But they’re not. It’s basically just money and gossip.” “Oh yeah, that’s all there is,” comes the reply. “Money and gossip.”
Kamala Harris has more billionaires backing her, we keep hearing in news I think is supposed to be a matter of accomplishment for the vice-president. But the particular billionaires pulling for Trump stand on the potential threshold of huge money-and-gossip times. Among the mogul class’s truths-universally-acknowledged is the idea that money is best obtained via deregulation and tax cuts – and, in the case of, say, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, ever-more lucrative government contracts. As for how gossip is obtained … People say showbiz is mean and gossipy, but there really is no business as mean and gossipy as “mogul”. Money does not buy you happiness but it totally buys you a better quality of gossip, with the likes of Murdoch, Bezos, Steve Wynn, Stephen Schwarzman and all the others operating at an absolute weapons-grade level.
The gossip-money continuum is sort of everything to these guys, and most of them see Trump as their useful idiot. Or useful fucking idiot, in Murdoch’s case.

Speaking of useless fucking idiots, back to the bro:

“A great power which spends more on debt than on its military doesn’t stay a great power for long,” according to British historian Niall Ferguson. US federal debt today is more than $US35 trillion ($53 trillion).
Biden’s wildly extravagant spending, while unsustainably juicing up the macro US economy in the short term, led to savage inflation that hit the wealth, such as it is, of both low-income and middle-class Americans.
Biden has been weak internationally. He didn’t deter the Taliban in Afghanistan, nor Russia’s Vladimir Putin, nor Iran, nor China’s Xi Jinping from militarisation and aggressive actions in the South China Sea, and in the air and waters around Taiwan and Japan. But all these dictators deterred Biden.
Worst, Biden, unlike any previous Democrat president, but in thrall to the left wing of his party and determined to reverse Trump’s controversial actions, abandoned any serious attempt to control America’s southern border so that millions of illegal immigrants, drawn not just from Latin America but all over the world, walked into the US.
Even Biden, well certainly his handlers, realised he couldn’t run on that record, so he decided to manoeuvre Trump into the candidacy, then make the election not a referendum on Biden, as most attempts at a second term are a referendum on the incumbent, but a referendum on Trump.
Harris has inherited Biden’s strategy in full. This has led to one of the remarkable paradoxes of the campaign. Trump won in 2016 because many of the populist things he said were true and resonated with ordinary Americans – why have we sent so many of our factories to China, why are old industrial and mining towns economic wastelands, why are these limousine liberals always mocking America, why doesn’t someone call out China for its trade cheating, why are our allies military freeloaders?

Oh yes, on with the trade wars, and tariffs as a form of tax on the Chinese, at least if you join Alice in Wonderland in the economics-free rabbit hole.

At this point came another caption, with screen capped video: Wonder Land: Rather than accept Ms. Harris's 'return on investment' response to her spend and tax agenda, Donald Trump and the media should ask her if she ever disagreed with President Biden's economic policy.




Then came a long bro burst:

By 2020, Trump had a defensible record as president, even taking account of Covid. But all through that campaign he talked about himself – his persecution at the hands of congressional Democrats and their sympathisers in the media, the machinations of the so-called deep state, the lies told about him, the persecution of his allies.
As a result, not enough people heard a compelling reason to vote in favour of Trump. They didn’t hear anything about how he was going to make their lives better.
Now, in 2024, it’s as if the two campaigns have switched sides. Harris and the Democrats talk only of Trump, their only political rationale to demonise and oppose him. Theirs is a two-word slogan: Not Trump!
Although the Democrats have hundreds of millions of dollars more campaign money than Trump, and the overwhelming support of the media/entertainment/academic woke-industrial complex, it doesn’t seem to be enough.
Early on in the campaign Trump began to hurt Biden badly by calling him out on three key issues – illegal immigration, the cost of living, and crime. Further, Biden was manifestly unfit to serve as President. Trump opened a small but significant lead. In the first presidential debate, on June 27, Trump performed a political assassination. Each candidate had his respective microphone turned off when the other guy was scheduled to speak.
Biden was at his absolute incoherent worst, failing to finish sentences, thoughts completely muddled. Trump’s (enforced) silence enabled Biden to strangle himself. For the only time in his life, Trump showed not only wit but restraint.
“I have no idea what he said just then,” Trump remarked after a Biden sentence had collapsed, “and neither does he.”
Then the first assassination attempt was made on Trump and, miraculously, a bullet grazed his ear. Whatever you think of Trump generally, he showed great personal courage through this. Then Iranian agents tried to hire a hit man to kill Trump. This was revealed by intelligence agencies run by Biden’s administration and confirmed in court. Yet hardly anyone seemed to take any notice.
At that point Trump looked a certain winner. This led to two moments of hubris from Trump. The Republican convention was brilliantly staged, right up to the 30th minute of Trump’s acceptance speech, which to that point was gracious and magnanimous. But then, as ever, Trump’s instinct for self-sabotage kicked in and he spoke at inordinate length and in his old rancorous tone.
The other moment of hubris was choosing JD Vance as his running mate. At first Vance was disastrous because of some foolish things he’d said on cable TV. In due course, he turned out to be a major asset for Trump, but not initially.

Only an Opus Dei addict could see Janus Vance as an asset, but that's the bro for you, and sure enough there came a snap with fawning caption, JD Vance turned out to be a major asset for Donald Trump, but not initially. Picture: AFP




Don't get fooled by the "finally" that starts this selection. The bro likes to rabbit on:

Finally, Biden was humiliated and badgered into standing down. Biden endorsed Harris, his Vice-President. Barack and Michelle Obama and their team were working for her behind the scenes. On paper, Harris was a pretty terrible candidate. She’d achieved nothing as Vice-President and made a mess of the southern border when for five minutes she had responsibility for it. Biden had chosen her in part because she was so mediocre and had been so insignificant in the Democratic primary that he thought she would never be an alternative to him.
But then the overwhelming relief of all the Democrat establishment flowed into positive energy for Harris, who was crowned as the candidate even though she had never won a vote in a Democratic primary.
She then became a media celebrity creation. She was allowed to avoid all press conferences, long-form interviews, any scrutiny at all, really.
Hollywood manufactured her as the contemporary feminist woke version of Mr Smith Goes to Washington. She was running on the vibe. For one crazy moment her slogan was “Joy”, as vacuous as any slogan could be.

This is of course old grist in a quaint mill, what with Harris having got out and about and the MM ducking and weaving away from mainstream media and shows like 60 Minutes, but it was worth a snap with the caption Kamala Harris became a media celebrity creation. Picture: AP:




Speaking of media celebrity creation, the bro proceeded to recycle the French lies routine:

Trump was his old overbearing self in their one televised debate. The TV moderators relentlessly presented Trump as a pathological liar and Harris as the saint of all virtue. Momentum switched to her. Trump got grumpy, foul-mouthed, forgot his key messages and spent his time complaining.
But Trump is protean. Nothing with him is permanent, even bad performance. He changed the dynamics. Robert Kennedy, of the Kennedy immortals, running as an independent, dropped out and endorsed Trump. b Vance clobbered Walz in their vice-presidential debate. Vance did two critical things: he put the Biden-Harris record front and centre, and he stopped the Harris momentum.
Then Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, not only endorsed Trump, not only gave his campaign desperately needed cash in huge quantities, but became Trump’s most enthusiastic backer.
Trump did a pretend shift at a McDonald’s, serving fries. The invocation of American popular culture drove Democrats mad. No, no, no, they railed, he’s not an authentic person. Harris claimed she had really worked at McDonald’s, but no one could work out where or when. Was this a case of the stolen valour of the french fries?

That was accompanied by a video celebration, with the caption Donald Trump claimed, without evidence, that his opponent Kamala Harris lied about her previous work experience at McDonald’s during his visit to the fast food restaurant near Pennsylvania:




Perhaps it was an attempt at balance - who could swallow the French lies routine? - but in reality it was a reminder that the bro, much like his MM hero, is a policy free zone, but loves himself some of that media French lies celebrity stunting (strange how that stumble to the garbage truck went missing):

But as Bob Carr once remarked, Trump is a genius without talent. So he was all set for a triumphant Madison Square Garden rally but some idiot on his staff booked a comedian who told a racist joke, calling Puerto Rico garbage.
It looked as though Trump once more had sabotaged himself, his genius as lethal to his own interests as to those of his opponents. Yet the fates seem with Trump this time.
Biden rode to Trump’s rescue, labelling Trump’s supporters garbage. Biden had wanted to do a joint campaign appearance with Harris but she treated him like he had the plague. Biden could not more effectively have sabotaged Harris than with the garbage line, recalling Hillary Clinton dismissing Trump’s supporters as “a basket of deplorables”.
Neither Trump nor Harris has remotely grappled with America’s immense fiscal, social or geo-strategic challenges in this bizarre campaign. Both presidencies are utterly unpredictable. Harris has implausibly promised to implement many of Trump’s policies, while everything Trump says is, at best, a starting point for negotiation. But deplorables have a tendency to rebel, deplorably.
You can’t be sure, but it looks like Trump.

If it looks like Trump, we have a pretty good idea of what the USA will look like:





The pleasing thing about doing only one reptile is that the pond can indulge in other matters. 

There was no way the bromancer could mention Tucker, cast out from Faux Noise into the freelance wilderness, but together with RFK Jr and his whale and his bear, Tucker has been a most excellent part of the circus.

It perhaps reached peak form with a turn celebrated by Arwa Mahdawi in the Graudian, in Tucker Carlson is fantasizing about Daddy Donald Trump spanking teenage girls:

...Carlson’s spanking fantasy encapsulates everything supporters love about the presidential candidate
Rather than ignoring Trump, as he was once so excited to do, however, Carlson – who was booted from Fox News last year – seems to have become a confidant of the ex-president and is now making disturbing speeches on his behalf. During the rally Carlson, who has three adult daughters, compared the US under Trump to a naughty girl being disciplined by her father. “If you allow your hormone-addled 15-year-old daughter to slam the door and give you the finger, you’re going to get more of it,” Carlson said. “There has to be a point at which Dad comes home.” At this point the crowd erupted into raucous cheers.
“Dad comes home and he’s pissed,” Carlson continues. “He’s not vengeful, he loves his children. Disobedient as they may be, he loves them … And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”
Clearly this struck a chord with the crowd. Later, when Trump came on stage, they screamed “Daddy’s home” and “Daddy Don”. Sigmund Freud almost rose from his grave.

That reminded the pond of an ancient Zappa song:

If she were my daughter, I'd
What would you do, daddy?
If she were my daughter, I'd
What would you do, daddy?
If she were my daughter, I'd
What would you do, daddy?
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again

Don't ask the pond why it remembers chocolate syrup, just know that if Freud were to rise again, he simply couldn't handle it:






But Tuckyo understands the imperative. 

Always get in the public eye, always be in the face, always say whatever to attract attention:




The pond wandered off to the WSJ just to hunt out the demon references in a profile done a while ago, back on 18th July by Bojan Pancevski,  Inside the Strange New World of Tucker Carlson, A visit to the former Fox News host’s Maine home shows why he’s become a spokesman for millions of Americans disillusioned by mainstream politics (paywall).

More like spokesweird:

...What ensued was an extraordinary five-hour discussion of his familiar and less familiar preoccupations, ranging from his critique of what he calls U.S. imperialism and “gay race ideology,” to his disgust with America’s current political system, admiration for Putin’s leadership, hatred of social media and belief in aliens as manifestations of demons and angels.

...Some of his own views certainly qualify as extreme. For instance, he dismisses climate change as a “climate lie,” claims that the CIA killed President John F. Kennedy and that the government hasn’t told the truth about 9/11. He also holds some esoteric beliefs: He insists that UFO sightings are in fact spiritual events that ancient societies and the Bible rightly understood to be visitations by angels and demons.

...During the lawsuit filed by the voting-machine company Dominion against Fox for its reporting of election fraud in the 2020 election, Carlson’s private messages to executives were made public in court documents. In them he vehemently rejected the election-fraud conspiracy that he repeatedly aired on his show and said he loathed President Trump, calling him a “demonic force.” 

...Standing in the shadow of a statue of Peter the Great, Putin told Carlson in a hushed voice, he says, that he was worried that his invasion of Ukraine might escalate into a nuclear conflict—Putin himself has repeatedly raised that prospect as a threat—and complained that he hadn’t spoken with President Biden since the war started. According to Carlson, Putin voiced what he said was his frustration and alleged, without evidence, that some members of the Biden administration with family roots in today’s Ukraine were obstructing peace efforts.
Carlson then indulged one of his own peculiar obsessions, quizzing Putin about the secret Soviet files on Rudolf Hess, Adolf Hitler’s deputy who defected to Britain in 1941 and allegedly told interrogators that the Nazi leader had been possessed by demons. A practicing Christian with a degree in history, Carlson says “demonic possession is real, I happen to know for a fact.” Putin seemed unable or unwilling to respond.
Instead, according to Carlson, Putin outlined his alleged peace plan: He would be ready to pull his troops from Ukraine’s territory surrounding Crimea, known as the land bridge, in exchange for a treaty guaranteeing a demilitarization of the region and Russian use of civilian infrastructure to supply the annexed peninsula. Carlson wouldn’t speculate whether this was a genuine signal to the U.S. administration or empty rhetoric. Western officials familiar with previous negotiations with Russia say that such proposals are unlikely to be sincere.

...Carlson rejects any suggestion that he himself might be fanning the flames of radicalization. In a recent show, however, he wholeheartedly agreed with Steve Bannon, Trump’s former adviser, when he called for a “war to the knife” against the “illegitimate regime of neo-Marxists, from the Justice Department to the FBI” should Trump return to power.
He finds solace in his Protestant faith, reads the Bible and regularly goes to an Episcopalian church, even as he believes that Christianity is now divorced from the churches, which he says have become liberal and secularized. The “woke” political movement and its ideology, he says, have replaced Christian spiritual values and “effortlessly moved into the husk of Protestant Christianity in the U.S. It was a hollow tree, and they just occupied it, like a family of raccoons.”

And so on and on ...

If the bromancer's dream comes true, that family of deeply weird raccoons will infest the White House yet again ...

Meanwhile, in Politico:

Meanwhile, in Glendale, Arizona, the former president:

— Used violent rhetoric to go after former Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney. “She’s a radical war hawk — let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, OK?” Trump said. “And let’s see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face.”
— Claimed he was on track to win the election “if we can keep that cheating down.” It’s the latest in his attempts to lay the groundwork for claims of a rigged election if he loses, after baselessly challenging his defeat in 2020.
— Referred to himself as a “genius” for the meandering speech pattern he calls “the weave.”
— Insulted the physical appearance of California Rep. Adam Schiff, the lead prosecutor in his first impeachment trial, saying he has “the smallest neck I’ve ever seen” on a human.
— Insulted the intelligence of Harris, President Joe Biden and former national security adviser John Bolton.
— Referred vaguely to his political opponents as proponents of both communism and fascism while calling them “sick puppies” for accusing him of authoritarian tendencies.

And so on.

And so to a few closing cartoons, celebrating the bromancer's prediction of joy to the world.








Friday, November 01, 2024

A tentative tiptoe into tepid non-Thucydidean, non-Euclidean waters ...

 

The pond finally felt up to tackling a reptile, but only because it was the hole in the bucket man, the last reptile the pond paid attention to before an unfortunate detour, and only because the pond came prepared.

Please, before or after reading Henry's attempt to fix the situation in Gaza, read the post immediately below, which reprints an Haaretz editorial. 

It shows more empathy, awareness and understanding of the situation than you might scrape from the grovelling of an apologist for a fundamentalist theocracy intent on ethnic cleansing.

And so, with that to hand, to proceed to the grovelling, which began with this enticing proposition:

Aid funds can’t be left in hands of terrorists
Rather than denouncing Israel the government should work with it to devise an alternative to UNRWA that doesn’t sustain terrorism.

Actually the pond doesn't mind a bit of denouncing, because there is much to denounce - see the Haaretz editorial's denouncing - but for some reason, the reptiles decided the best way to lead off was to show mighty militarism.

 If they'd been thinking a little, they might have shown aid flowing, Benji's government showing compassion, but instead they ran this caption ...

Israeli soldiers inside a compound of the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Gaza Strip

Accompanied by this example of macho militarism:




On second thoughts, how could the reptiles show Benji showing compassion? Absurd. Best to show the only source of humanitarian aid for Gaza neutered ...

Then it was on with our Henry's blather, though this time there's no Thucydides here ...

Earlier this week, in a vote that united Benjamin Netanyahu’s staunchest supporters with many of his greatest critics, Israel’s parliament overwhelmingly approved legislation that would curtail the operations in Israel, the Gaza Strip and the West Bank of the UN Relief and Works Agency.
The decision comes after revelations that yet more terrorists – including Fateh al-Sharif, the head of Hamas in Lebanon, and Hamas commander Mohammad Abu Itiwi, who was involved in the rape and murder of the young men and women attending the Nova music festival – were long-time UNRWA employees. But those revelations merely highlight a fact that has been obvious for some time: that UNRWA is part of the problem, not of the solution.
The severity of the issues became apparent in the organisation’s early years. Established in 1949, UNRWA was one of the agencies set up to help address the vast population movements, involving some 50 million people, that occurred in the wake of World War II.
An influential report by Sir John Simpson had concluded that repatriating large numbers of refugees was unrealistic and ought to be “ignored in any future program of international action aiming at practical liquidation of refugee problems”. Rather, international assistance should facilitate the refugees’ resettlement in host countries.

By golly, he really does make it obvious. The lizard Oz's resident expert suggests resettlement. And think of the real estate opportunities!

Then there was more blather, but please, remember to read that Haaretz editorial before or after reading that guff.

In only two instances were geographically specific entities created to deliver that assistance: Korea and Palestine. In both cases, the entities were intended to be strictly temporary. The UN Korean Reconstruction Agency’s mandate was terminated in 1958, when South Korea, which was still in ruins, assumed the burden of refugee resettlement. And UNRWA’s mandate was meant to be terminated by that time too.
Because “sustained relief operations inevitably contain the germ of human deterioration”, said UNRWA’s establishment report, “every effort should be made to transfer relief administration to (host) governments no later than 1 July 1952”. To that end, the agency was to concentrate on works programs that would promote the refugees’ integration into their new homelands.
However, those programs never got off the ground. As early as 1950 the Soviet-aligned Congress of Palestinian Refugees denounced the works program as “a project prepared by the Imperialists”, whose goal was to deprive Palestinians of their “right of return”. By late 1951, UNRWA’s 12,000 Palestinian employees were, the agency reported, on strike “against making any improvements in (refugee) camps in case this might mean permanent resettlement”.

At this point the reptiles slipped in an audio visual offering featuring Jennings of the fifth form:



The pond only notes it by way of inert screen cap - always the best for a dog botherer's offering - but our Henry, bolstered and comforted by Jennings' audio visual presence on Sky News (Au), immediately broughtJennings of the fifth form in to the argument, a form of cross promotion, and a way to keep the readership within the tent.

It was captioned thusly, providing much more information than the pond ever needed to know:

Strategic Analysis Australia Director Peter Jennings discusses Israel banning UNRWA from operating in the country over staff links to Hamas. “The problem is that the organisation has allowed itself to become compromised over decades of allowing themselves to get too close to Hamas,” Mr Jennings told Sky News host Chris Kenny. “The evidence is pretty compelling.”

Please read the Haaretz editorial immediately below this ongoing gushing of guff:

The Palestinians’ objections were understandable. After all, wrote journalist David Hirst, they had been assured by their leaders that “all you have to do is eat and sleep – the Arab armies will get your country back for you”. In the meantime, declared the General Union of Palestinian Students, since “the people of Palestine have been wronged, it is the duty of humanity” – that is, of the West – to “provide them with tranquillity and ease”.
The result, UNRWA reluctantly recognised, was that “the relief given by the Agency is considered a right” that could not be made conditional on any form of work. The agency therefore abandoned its public works program in 1957, refocusing on delivering ongoing welfare payments, schooling and health services.
That suited the host countries, which, with the partial exception of Jordan, refused to accept the refugees as permanent settlers. Fearing they would cause turmoil, the host countries’ security services kept the refugees, and especially the burgeoning population of UNRWA schoolteachers, under tight control, curbing their nascent militancy.

Hmm, that's going to make things tricky, as clearly the Israeli government doesn't accept that Palestinians can be permanent settlers in Palestine, Gaza, or the West Bank. Whatever, wherever. 

Instead they must be reduced to roaming camel herders, starved of rations and sent hither and yon, suffering eternal punishments of the kind the long absent lord dreamed up in the Old Testament, a smoting and a smiting and a cleansing from the earth.

Lebanon, to take but one example, was regarded as less repressive than Egypt was in Gaza; but in his memoirs, Ahmed Kotaish recalls that his school principal was “publicly whipped and deported for raising the Palestinian flag in front of the school”.
However, the situation changed dramatically in the 1970s. In 1969, Egyptian president Gamal Abdel Nasser brokered the Cairo Agreement between the Lebanese Army and the Palestine Liberation Organisation that placed the UNRWA-run camps under the authority of the PLO instead of the Lebanese state. As well as contributing to Lebanon’s eventual collapse, the agreement effectively put the PLO in charge of UNRWA’s provision of services, with UN General Assembly resolutions 3237 in 1974 and 31/110 in 1976 then giving the PLO unprecedented standing in UNRWA’s supervision.
At the same time, Israel, having occupied the West Bank and Gaza in the 1967 war, was far more liberal than Egypt and Jordan had been, granting Palestinian organisations freedoms of expression and association they had never previously enjoyed.
All that opened the road to the unchecked infiltration of UNWRA by the PLO and its splinter groups, including, in later years, Hamas. Initially, UNRWA treated that as a grave concern, with Commissioner-General Laurence Michelmore and his successor John Rennie noting that it raised “basic questions of authority”.
However, Olof Rydbeck, the Commissioner-General from 1979 to 1985, viewed the agency’s symbiosis with the Palestinians as a way of inducing the Arab states to provide UNRWA with supplementary funding, ensuring its continued expansion. While UNRWA instructed its senior staff to “adopt terminology which will ‘discourage’ (the) total identification of UNRWA with refugee camps”, Rydbeck forged so close a partnership with the PLO that Yasser Arafat (who publicly denounced UNRWA as an imperialist tool) addressed him, in their personal correspondence, as “Dear Brother”.

Ah, there's nothing like "Dear Brother" to stand as an indictment in the world of our hole in the bucket man. Why it's way worse than dear comrade, and it offers no hope for dear sisters.

At this point the reptiles again interrupted with another audio visual entertainment, which was captioned thusly:

Labor and the Greens have criticised Israel over its banning of the United Nation’s Palestinian refugee agency. Almost the entire population of Gaza has relied on UNRWA for food, water and medical aid since the October seven attack. On Monday, Israel's parliament listed the UN Relief and Works Agency as a terror organisation. Foreign Minister Penny Wong has joined other international voices in calling on Israel to reconsider the ban.




Naturally the hole in the bucket man took umbrage at this ... fancy getting agitated about a little ethnic cleansing and genocide in a gulag.

Then in the manner of the reptiles, the hole in the bucket man introduced a systematic set of lies, misrepresentations and distortions to press his point. Please, read the Haaretz editorial below for a corrective:

Matters came to a head when Israel’s invasion of Lebanon in 1982 led to the discovery that UNRWA’s Vocational Training Centre in Siblin was a well-equipped military base. Israel and the US protested but Rydbeck, with the support of the Arab states and the Europeans, made purely cosmetic changes – and, in an ominous precedent, got away with it.
There have, since then, been countless commitments to reform, including, most recently, after a review chaired by former French foreign minister Catherine Colonna. The reality, however, is that under the current Commissioner-General and his predecessor, who resigned amid allegations of pervasive corruption and mismanagement, they have had no effect.
As the fact that dozens of UNRWA facilities in Gaza have been found to house military assets shows, UNRWA’s staff systematically ignore violations of its regulations. Nor is it possible, after the latest disclosures, to deny that UNRWA provides the salaries on which many terrorists rely.

Um, that's if you believe the propaganda put out by a fundamentalist theocracy intent on ethnic cleansing. But the argument is broader than that. It's that the Palestinians herded into a gulag and deprived of any meaningful way to interact with the world, are just useless welfare bludgers.

But the damage is broader than that. By acting as a caretaker for generation after generation of so-called refugees, most of whose parents and grandparents were born in their current place of residence, UNRWA has converted refugee status into an inheritable entitlement well worth preserving. Having thus encouraged Palestinians to permanently depend on welfare, it has sown the very “germ of human deterioration” its establishment report decried.
Today, compared to the UN High Commission for Refugees, which copes with populations perpetually exposed to violence and starvation, UNRWA has 8.6 times as many employees per refugee served, reflecting its uniquely generous funding.
Much of that funding sustains the terrorism that has repeatedly plunged the region into devastating wars. If Western governments genuinely want to advance the cause of peace, it is high time they worked with Israel to devise a credible alternative.

The current government of Israel is interested in devising a credible alternative? 

You have to be able to live in a special land above the Faraway Tree to be able to cultivate that level of delusion. They've done nothing but limit aid, and make it as hard as possible to relieve the suffering of civilians in Gaza. They're not interested in being humanitarian, or saving the hostages, they're interested in a savage form of revenge. 

Please read the Haaretz editorial below, a genuine cry of anguish at what is happening and what is being done ...

And now to lighten the mood. 

The pond could have gone with the obvious, the MM attempting to get into a garbage truck, and stumbling in a way that almost brought him to grief, so that he might move all the trash out of the garbage can that is the United States (or so he calls it) ...

But instead the pond decided that a "womyn" angle formed a nice touchstone for the anxiety currently abroad in the patriarchy. 

You might have seen in it in stories such as this recent WaPo distillation:




Like it or not, you might have also read William Kristol in The Bulwark, under the engaging header of what a lunatic might do to health care in the US, Polio in Every Pot; Smallpox in Every Garage:

Charlie Kirk is upset.
Of course, Kirk is often upset. He’s a minor MAGA celebrity, and a precondition for being a MAGA celebrity is that you’re upset with today’s America. And a key element of your job is to make other Americans upset—far more so than they have actual reason to be—about the country in which they live.
What’s Charlie particularly unhappy about now? That women may be lying to their husbands—for their own good. (Can you believe it? Who’s ever heard of such a thing!?)
What are they lying about? Their vote.
Charlie is deeply concerned—he said yesterday in an interview with Megyn Kelly—that women may “undermine their husbands” by letting them think they’re with them, side-by-side, seated comfortably on the Trump train. But then, in the dark and dangerous secrecy of the voting booth, some of these women might go ahead and vote for Kamala Harris, even though the husband “works his tail off to make sure that she can have a nice life.”
Betrayal! Subversion! Feminine wiles! The poor husbands of America, wool pulled over their eyes! It’s terrible.
Charlie seems to have been particularly provoked by an excellent ad from the organization Vote Common Good, featuring Julia Roberts. A buffoonish husband, having apparently just voted, instructs his wife: “Your turn, honey.” As the woman enters the voting booth, the voiceover reminds us that this is one place where she still has the right to choose, that women can vote for whomever they want, and that no one else need ever know.
The wife votes for Harris. Afterwards, the husband can’t resist asking in a slightly creepy and characteristically male way, “Did you make the right choice?” The wife answers, “Sure did, honey.”

Kristol has more fun with the horror, and there's no doubt it's a disaster, a catastrophe:




... but at this point the pond would like to cut to the chase and show Jesse Waters enduring the full horror of patriarchal betrayal, thanks to Media Matters, Jesse Watters says his wife secretly voting for Harris would be “the same thing as having an affair”.

Roll the transcript:

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): I don't believe these fake stories that you're saying on television about these guys, that they say that they voted for Trump and now they're voting for Harris because of their daughters. That is such a lie, Harold. I know you and I've met your friends and none of your friends strike me as that lame. And if I found out Emma was going into the voting booth and pulling the lever for Harris, that's the same thing as having an affair. That, to me --
JEANINE PIRRO (CO-HOST): Oh my god.
HAROLD FORD JR. (CO-HOST): Oh my gosh.
TYRUS (CO-HOST): Let him finish! Go, Jesse.
WATTERS: That violates this sanctity of our marriage.
TYRUS: Preach on it, yes.
WATTERS: What else is she keeping from me? What else has she been lying about?
PIRRO: Why would she have to lie to you?
TYRUS: Roll the credits.
PIRRO: Have you threatened her? Why would she lie to you?
DANA PERINO (CO-HOST): Oh, they want me to tease.
WATTERS: Why would she do that and then vote Harris? Why would she say she was voting Trump, and then voting Harris, and I caught her and she said "I lied to you for the last four years."
PIRRO: So you admit you intimidate people.
WATTERS: It's over, Emma! That would be D-Day.

Only on Faux Noise, only in the GOP, only in a world where women have to take it, like it or not.

As a bonus, here's Jesse at another place:

..The pundit was making fun of a record-breaking "White Dudes for Harris" fundraising call on Tuesday’s episode of The Five when he questioned why “any man would vote Democrat,” claiming that it would have to be because of “mommy issues.”
“It’s not the party of virtue, security — it’s not the party of strength — it’s definitely not the party of family. And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

Don't ask for the name of an actual scientist. This is Faux Noise.

As for the transition, presumably this happens in American public schools across the land, where the pond understands that there are operating theatres available to turn every male child female trans on a daily basis, cutting off genitalia without a note from parents and sending them home with stitches and a pack of tampons.

No need to ask if there's a Freudian in the house, or to start talking castration theory, just remember that these days a walk in America is a walk in the valley of the weird, or as an American correspondent assured the pond, the looniest of loons.

And so to end with a return to the garbage can motif, courtesy of a different Jennings, somewhat advanced beyond the fifth form:




It would also be remiss of the pond not to catch up with the latest media storm in a teacup down under, but that's easily done by referring to the immortal Rowe:




As always it's in the detail:




Will Gina sue? The pond can't imagine why. She's posing in a way that a long line of women have done ...