With the best will in the world - malice is infinitely preferable - the pond couldn't find anything remotely appealing in this day's lizard Oz...
Thursday is petulant Peta day, and what luck that the intermittent archive was working, and the pond personally supervised placing her there...
A senior government official has contradicted her own minister under oath, confirming sewerage works were never part of Anthony Albanese’s $6m golf club grant.
By Peta Credlin
Columnist
With the reptiles resembling a wrestling tag team, over in the "news" section it was the Jimbo jihad that continued apace ...
Charade of savings as inflation rises and RBA hike on the cards
Treasurer Jim Chalmers has refused to commit to net savings in December’s budget update as inflation hits 4.3 per cent and a fifth interest rate rise looms.
By Matthew Cranston and Thomas Henry
The best that could be said for that outing?
It provided yet another reminder that the reptiles have a seemingly inexhaustible supply of comical Jimbo snaps...
Oh there were charts and graphs and doom in abundance, and just below that, Geoff "the Echo" Chambers (a joke shamelessly stolen in the way mad king Donald uses Neil Young music in his rallies) was also all in on the jihad ...
Trouble in Labor ranks as blame game gets personal
Jim Chalmers has entered the political danger zone after name checking Anthony Albanese and other ministers for their ‘parts’ in driving the government’s tanking popularity.
How disappointing to discover the reptiles did have limits on comical Jimbo snaps, with a quizzical Albo no substitute ...
The lead "news" item top of the digital page early was a bog standard contribution to the long running Victorian jihad ...
Victoria’s decree: free pass on obscene debt ends … today
Victoria ranked last in national competitiveness for a third straight year. Now, sporting and business leaders are uniting to demand answers from both major parties on the state’s ballooning debt crisis.
By Samantha Hutchinson and Anthony Galloway
It ends ... today!?
Say what?
They've brought the election forward, comely Jess won in a canter and issued a bold statement?
Nah, they just wrote a letter ...
That "It ends...today" surely was an attempt by the headline writer to win the much revered but long lost Campbell Reid award ...
Not a single reptile offered the wit of the infallible Pope ...
Damon (why wasn't he named Damien?) chipped in with a bonus jihad contribution, apparently unaware that potholes have been a feature of Victorian life under every kind of regime ...
Potholes have become the symbol Victoria’s decline – and voters are blaming Labor for running out of money to repair the roads.
ByDamon Johnston
Melbourne Bureau Chief
Damon was in apocalyptic "time has arrived" mood, but it was just another chance to recycle that letter...
It was a Killer line, but apparently the reptiles haven't discovered how shutter speed can avoid blurring ... or maybe they were trying for a neo-realist look.
And where on earth is Dyelsford?
Jack the Insider favoured the Albo jihad, while resolutely refusing to be polite.
The pond personally, politely, sent him to the archive cornfield ...
Calls to tone down political rhetoric shield the Albanese government from scrutiny over its dirt file on Helen Haines and a $560m pork-barrelling program.
By Jack the Insider
Columnist
There was just one outlier to all these jihads, with Jamie proposing a jihad on the tech bros ...
Australia’s creative industries face the same AI copyright ‘heads I win, tails you lose’ ultimatum that Britain resisted – and a key insider says ministers must hold their nerve.
By Jamie Njoku-Goodwi
The pond didn't have the foggiest idea who he was, and the reptiles didn't give a clue, but the text suggested he was British, and so he was ...per his wiki, with an impeccable number of PMs to his name, including Theresa and Rishi, with Lynton Crosby and Matt Hancock also in the mix ...
If only the reptiles had reverted to their climate science denialist jihad ...
Whatever, and what with Israel determined to remain a fundamentalist ethnic cleansing theocracy, and what with Benji, having already reverted to second Holocaust muck, going the full Arab hate routine ...
Election ‘stolen by Arabs’ claims Netanyahu’s Likud party despite narrow lead
The Likud Party has demanded an investigation into fraud and intimidation at Arab polling stations as the final count shows Benjamin Netanyahu’s bloc with 53 seats, Gadi Eisenkot’s with 48 and the Arab parties on 19.
By Anne Barrowclough
... the pond knew at precisely 8.51 PM last night who would be the reptile du jour ...
This is an ongoing situation, as Haaretz helpfully tracked ...
But what did the Australian Daily Zionist News make of the situation?
As always, the bromancer was there to help the pond with all the answers ...
Thankfully the bromancer ignored the surge in voting for Arab parties. Who would want second class citizens in an apartheid state having a say in proceedings?
Best celebrate Benji's survival skills...
Subtle, but it didn't trouble the bromancer, busy relishing ironical smiles... as the dog botherer turned up to help...
The fawning and the adulation continued into a third gobbet, with the bromancer at the heart of the action ...
But at the very end, the bromancer broke down.
All he could offer was confusion, chaos and an abundance of rhetorical questions ...
Netanyahu now is determined to cut down Israel’s enemies by military means and re-establish Israel’s deterrence. But does he go too far? Is he so polarising he needlessly damages Israel’s international standing? Does he still have the sound judgment he exhibited at his best? How do his own political circumstances affect Israeli strategic policy?
It may well be that Netanyahu gets to answer all those questions, for Israel and the world, from the Prime Minister’s office.
The ethnic cleansing and the genocide can continue?
What a relief.
And that left the immortal Rowe to summarise the situation ...
And there had been the pond hoping that some reptile down under would take up the cause and excoriate the defaming of the Cheesecake Factory ...
Now here's a viewing suggestion for the bromancer ...
Re the Jersey Mike Oct 28, 2026, 12:22:00 PM thread yesterday...
ReplyDeletehttps://loonpond.blogspot.com/2026/10/a-potpourri-of-reptile-pleasures-with.html?showComment=1793150549699&m=1#c5907307656104755067
The Orange Man Regime has magically provided a Visa for Bolsonaro!
Imagine if me, DP, Chadwic, just flew into the US without a visa! Off to a private for profit Guantánamo Bay, until deported. Unless we held value in support of the regime.
Both also have the greedy power and control credo;
What's you is mine, and what's mine's me own.
"What is MINE is yours and what is yours is mine (your own), or "and cynical, ironic statements of greed."
"Ambiguity and Irony
The proverb's meaning is highly dependent on context and the subtle variation in its ending. This ambiguity allows it to be used for both sincere expressions of love and cynical, ironic statements of greed.
...
1732, FUL., no. 5512
Why, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is my own.
— 1738, SWIFT, Pol. Conv., II, p. 457
...
https://tilleyproverbs.com/proverbs/M980
And Mike, we hope the mid term vote reverses that shitty greedy credo.
DP said "Geoff "the Echo" Chambers (a joke shamelessly stolen in the way mad king Donald uses Neil Young music in his rallies) was also all in on the jihad".
ReplyDelete"Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)"
Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture than meets the eye
Hey hey, my my
Out of the blue and into the black
You pay for this, but they give you that
And once you're gone you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black
Unfortunately the lyrics then go in to say;
"The king is gone but he's not forgotten (Johnny Rotten, Johnny Rotten)"
The King's ghost of Johnny Rotten was taken over by Demonic Possession by the Canteloupe Caligula.
Let's hope the mid terms act as an exorcism. The kings will then be a zombie like husk, kept "alive" by trillioinaires and techbroligachy, still maga-rauding and feeding and infecting normal humans.
Us normal humans are preciently advised by Niel Young that...
"You pay for this, but they give you that
And once you're gone you can't come back"
And why can't we "once you're gone you can't come back"?
Because, finishing off the zombies will be nigh in impossible, as the trillioinaires and techbroligachy have installed a monitoring device to alert them to humans accessing the "best-selling Zombie Survival Manual" as shown by having to "agree to, before access;
"We and our partners process data for the following purposes:Advertising, Anonymous audience statistics, Functional, Google Analytics Products cookies, Marketing, Personalised advertising and content, advertising and content measurement, audience research and services development, Social, Store and/or access information on a device". CLICK OR DIE
"10 Types Of Zombie... And How To Kill Them
...
"there are many different types of un-dead, each with its own shocking traits and dispositions.
To help you stay alive and effectively combat each one, the experts at Haynes watched dozens of zombie movies and pulled some of the top advice from our best-selling Zombie Survival Manual to help you identify - and kill! - each of the 10 common types of zombie."
https://us.haynes.com/blogs/tips-tutorials/how-to-kill-a-zombie
Tricksters, zombies will survive.
Eternal vigilance needs to be eternal.
I award our Host, and the "medium is the message" for turning Newscorpse jihads and dog whistles into Loonpond.
DP, you have been bestowed the;
Gold Eternal Vigilance Award.
Thanks!