It's always what the reptiles leave out that's more of interest than what the reptiles leave in ... like that story in the Graudian noted by an esteemed correspondent, Peter Dutton to be referred to national security watchdog over Benbrika case, judge says.
The Victorian supreme court justice Elizabeth Hollingworth delivered a judgment on Wednesday that was scathing of Dutton’s handling of the undisclosed report while he was minister for the Australian federal police under the former government.
You won't find any of that in the lizard Oz headlines this day, as the reptiles seize the chance to bash the greenies for daring mention an ongoing genocide ...
So now Labor wants to travel in the company of the mutton Dutton and seek benediction from the reptiles and the bouffant one, occupying the far right 'top of the reptile world ma' position?
Another good reason for abandoning them ...
What's perhaps more astonishing is that, the last time the pond checked, it's the 6th June in Australia, and therefore the eightieth anniversary of perhaps the most significant day in the second world war, and elsewhere King Chuck was out and about ...
Amazingly nary a note from the reptiles, while the Beeb managed to discover a couple of century+ old dames who'd contributed to the operation, now members of a rapidly disappearing tribe ...
Astonishing really, what happened to the jingoism of yore, especially as this was in truth a momentous day in the war, and not just a way for little England to remember dreams of Empire ...
More predictably, the reptiles also left out any mention of this ...
Naturally the story was featured in The Graudian and the Beeb ...
In his speech, Guterres announced new data from the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) showing there is an 80% chance the planet will breach 1.5C (2.7F) in warming above pre-industrial times in at least one of the next five calendar years. The past 12 months have already breached this level, with the average global temperature 1.63C (2.9F) higher than the pre-industrial average from June 2023 to May this year, following a string of months with record-breaking heat, according to the European Union’s Copernicus monitoring system.
The pond also felt inclined to throw in a celebratory cartoon or two ...
The infallible Pope spared a thought, reminding the pond of little Timmie Bleagh's poley bear jokes... how's his crusade in favour of tungsten light bulbs going?
But the reptile hide is thicker than an elephant's or a polar bear's, and tougher than a field of rocks, and is impervious to graphs and 'toons, and a quick check down below the fold confirmed that the wretched rag hadn't paid any attention ...
Instead the outlandish performance by Michael Miller at the National Press Club was featured, together with a kowtowing effort by the lizard Oz editorialist ...
The pond isn't going to encourage these ratbags by offering their thoughts ... anyone who actually watched the Miller show on television would already have had more than enough of the man.
Instead the pond would like to take note of Mumbrella, yesterday reporting More executives fired in News Corp restructure.
As well as noting the fallen, the report ended with a promise more would fall:
“As we are now living at a time when the way news and information is created and consumed is changing faster than it has ever changed, we too must continue to evolve,” he said of the cuts.
More redundancies are expected in the next week; Miller promised staff last week that by June 12 they would receive “more information” on “what these changes mean for you and how teams will operate”, adding: “We will try to minimise these impacts as much as possible and will treat our affected colleagues with the utmost of respect.”
When Miller notoriously fronted the National Press Club, he was piously dressed as News Corp Australasia, so that he could blather on about "Australian values".
News Corp Australia is of course a wholly owned subsidiary the American company News Corporation. Miller had a hack from Sky News on hand as a moderator, though little mention was made of the way that Sky News after dark besmirched and besoiled Australia (the Bolter was just a commentator offering opinions). With any luck, the hack moderator will someday get a job on the ABC.
Miller urged the Australian government to impose a social license on big tech, while astutely sidestepping any questions about a social license for the dung heap known as News Corp publications, just as he sidestepped the use of AI and Crikey-inspired questions about not paying tax and forming a substantial monopoly itself, and an SBS question about the anti-migrant campaign across the company (just an aberrant headline in the Terror, the company loved furriners).
Daanyal Saeedjun, who asked the Crikey questions, wrote up the experience in ‘Wasn’t intended to bully’: News Corp chair Michael Miller defends coverage of prominent women, Crikey travelled down to the nation's capital to watch News Corp's executive chair face the music at the National Press Club. (paywall)
At the end of the piece, there was at least a chuckle ...
One person told Crikey that the “irony was not lost” that a News Corp executive was speaking on social licences and corporate responsibility.
The Graudian made a joke about it ...
The News Corp executive chair Michael Miller continues at the press club:
"No company should be too big to regulate. Let’s pause here and go back in time to those early wonder years of the internet and imagine for a moment we had a crystal ball.
If we could have looked into the future and seen a world where a handful of companies had privatised the internet, created multibillion-dollar advertising monopolies, and exposed billions of people to harmful content while turning their noses up at nations around the world, would we have been OK with that?"
(He is talking about big tech companies like Meta, in case you were wondering.)
The Graudian had a more extensive report in News Corp aren't 'obsessed' with the ABC, executive chairman says ...
Miller was in fine dissembling and deflecting form as he urged the Australian government to go it alone and to kick Meta out of the country, while mourning the way that News Corp kept on subscribing to Meta's platform as a necessity of doing business (never mind that News Corp could go it alone if it wanted to).
Behind it all was a barely concealed resentment at Meta having stiffed News Corp, with the quest for a social license sounding very much like an attempt to shake down Meta and get them back to paying News a decent stipend.
The pond has never used Facebook but couldn't see how Meta was two legs bad, while Google was suddenly four legs good, except of course that Google pays a stipend.
It's the way that the Mafia does business, purporting community concern and making charitable donations, while running the rackets that depletes the community, and not wanting any competition while running the rackets, and resenting someone better at the rackets ...
Zuck and Meta have their own problems, what with the nonsensical Metaverse a gigantic piece of silliness, as the Crikey readership raged at Miller, with this from a reader passing as Hmmmm...
Hmmmm indeed ...
Kudos to all the journalists who sat through that with a straight face.
So far, the Let Children be Children campaign has prompted four Letters to the Editor in our local rag – all from grandparents. Not a great return on all the pages devoted to the topic so far I suspect.
The whole thing got me wondering:
1. Does NewsCorp think this might be a way to attract a younger audience (of parents)?
2. Is the Coalition planning to wind up a massive election campaign going after social media whilst trying to convince us of its free speech credentials?
3. Are R&L planning a new social media platform and has the spruiking just begun?
4. Are R&L going to start promoting Truth Social?
Because not for one minute do I believe NewsCorp cares about Australian children or those Australian values continually referred to in that performance.
I also wondered how all the Australian small businesses who rely on Facebook will be reacting if they discover NewsCorp is seeking to have the platform banished from Australia, especially as spending is contracting.
Relax, the R&L inspired rage would immediately subside should Meta ever decide to resume making payments.
Australian values would disappear out the door the moment there was cash in the paw, just as community values have nothing to say about Google and AI.
It was a reminder that the enemy of your enemy remains your enemy; the wolf at the door is just one of many wolves, and if you happen to be grandma or Little Red Riding Hood, be careful of the wolf that talks of Australian values to get your sympathy and invite you to dinner and a campaign for Australian values.
So it goes, and so News Corp remains a baleful influence on the country, and while taking out suits is all very well, the pond wants to know when there'll be a cleansing of the barking mad scribblers.
Sadly Miller refused to mention numbers or names in his Press Club performance, as you'd expect of a power-crazed, furtive and secretive cult, but the pond has a list ...
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of reptile offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential ratbags who write jeremiads
And all the hacks who have flabby minds and irritating thoughts
...but he task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you
It really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
(Chorus)
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!
But if the pond has ruled out reprinting naked Mafia shakedown material, what can run instead?
There must be at least a little material for dedicated herpetology students...
Luckily Mein Gott was out and about yesterday, and although it was just a reheated tin of ancient beans, it would have to do ... what with Mein Gott not just a stunning expert on economic matters and on defence, but on the US election and the orange Jesus ...
Killer was also out and about this day, and if you want a fatuous and meaningless comparison, why not compare an island with a country with a huge land border?
The pond appreciates Killer's attempt to be deliberately offensive by deploying the term "illegals", but to what avail?
Killer might also have noted that Biden has also embarked on a tariff war with China, but possibly the illustrations distracted him ...
Killer's fatuous comparison of an island nation with a nation with a long border simply doesn't cut the comedic mustard ...
It would be interesting to check out the employment behaviour of Republicans and Democrats alike ...
It's not news, it's been going on for years ... per this story in 2022 by Ruth Conniff in the Wisconsin Examiner ...
For my new book, “Milked: How an American Crisis Brought Together Midwestern Dairy Farmers and Mexican Workers,” I spent a lot of time with Wisconsin farmers who voted in big numbers for former President Donald Trump, but who also employ undocumented immigrants. By some estimates, undocumented workers, mostly from Mexico, now do 80% of the work on Wisconsin dairy farms. (Because there is no U.S. visa program for year-round, “unskilled” farm work, dairy workers, unlike seasonal farm laborers, are almost all working in the U.S. without documents.)
I traveled to Mexico with a group of farmers who go every year to visit the families of their workers. They expressed a feeling of kinship and pride in the success of the hard-working people from rural Mexico who have spent years laboring on their farms and built homes and businesses back in Mexico with the money they make milking cows.
These workers are carrying the economies of two places on their backs — rural Wisconsin, where they are doing the work that keeps our dairy industry going, and their rural villages in Mexico, where the money they send home rivals petroleum as a share of Mexican GDP, causing Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador to praise them as “living heroes.”
Most of the Republican farmers I interviewed for my book voted for Trump because they were upset about the North American Free Trade Agreement and other bipartisan policies that have accelerated the “get big or get out” trend that is killing family farms in Wisconsin. Trump’s attacks on Mexicans made them uncomfortable, but they hoped he would shake up a system that for too long has not done enough for rural people.
To their credit, members of the Dairy Business Association have worked with the immigrant rights group Voces de la Frontera to set up skeleton crews on their farms that allowed their workers to take time off for a Day Without Immigrants rally and lobbying day at the Capitol in Madison. The workers delivered milk bottles to legislators’ offices with the slogan “Got Milk? Not Without Immigrants.” Among the issues they lobbied on that day were the restoration of driver’s licenses — which Republicans in our state Legislature took away from undocumented immigrants in Wisconsin in 2007 — and the defeat of a bill that would turn local law enforcement officers into immigration police.
Lots of Republicans recognize the contributions of immigrants to our economy. As one Trump-voting farmer put it, admiring the way a whole community in Mexico pitched in to help someone build a house, “Small town Mexico, small town U.S.A. — same thing.”
And so on and on ...
It's a bit like deploring the gun violence and the gangsters in Mexico while making sure that US manufacturers of weapons can make out like bandidos ...
But Killer is only interested in a 'by the numbers' story ... and he's more titillated by conspiracy theories ...
On the upside, at least the pond didn't have to put up with another celebration of triumphant Hindu nationalism ...
The pond had spared itself a serve of barebones Babones blathering about the Indian elections, and was pleased instead to close with an immortal Rowe being provocatively offensive about religious fundamentalism ...
The designers of an AI enhanced billionaire’s dating app were greatly relieved at the successful outcome when a hyphenation related technical issue caused the app find the only potential partner who knew anything at all about titrating.
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Amidst all the claims that Trump’s conviction has generated a motza of donations to his campaign (and thence to his pocket), I’ve yet to see any suggestion of independent verification. I can’t help but wonder whether the actual amounts donated may have been subjected to the sort of reassessment that saw Trump properties suddenly increase in size threefold.
ReplyDeleteBut is it all 'cash' - in one or other of its modern forms - or is a lot of it just promissory iou's ?
DeleteAnnony & GB, the donation 'rules' are for you, not them. Will they crack a Trillion$?
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"The Billionaire Family Business: 50 Billionaire Clans Have Already Spent Over $600 Million on the 2024 Elections, Mostly to Preserve Their Fortunes
May 15, 2024
https://americansfortaxfairness.org/billionaire-family-business-50-billionaire-clans-already-spent-600-million-2024-elections-mostly-preserve-fortunes/
And if Biden hasn't learned from Australia - and how incredibly similar we are - does that mean that a horde arrives regularly in aeroplanes on short term visas and then just never leave ?
ReplyDeleteHi Dorothy,
ReplyDeleteIt has evidently dawned on Keith Olbermann that the previously non-political Murdoch clan might be willing to put their “finger on the scales” prior to the US Presidential election.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/6/5/2245040/-DID-TRUMP-DO-A-QUID-PRO-QUO-WITH-THE-WALL-STREET-JOURNAL?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=trending&pm_medium=web
Weirdly he assumes that Rupert and Lachlan would be swayed by the possibility of an early release from Russian detention of their WSJ journalist.
As we have seen with the Australian Reptiles no such blackmail is necessary as they are already fully on board with the Trump for Dictator/President campaign.
Money has to be made.
Hi Dorothy,
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought that Fox & Friends would be the ones to catch the Mango Mussolini out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuvJBpb4o58
Nice one, DW, thanks.
DeleteTa, DW, the pond has returned to the Daily Show of late ... and that link to Daily Kos is great, with the business of the WSJ captive sordid beyond belief ...
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