The pond's alienation from the lizard Oz is now almost complete ... and now the pond has to rely on reader reports on its tree killing content, such as this one ...
The entire item seems to have come from ‘side ranging’ interview with parents ‘Dave’ and ‘Bess’. They express their pride in their daughter in several ways - as one hopes parents would - but offer little that might explain what is now claimed to be her political influence.
Inside we are offered photographs of baby Jacinta with half-brother, who died of leukaemia when she was aged 4. Her parents state that that event was a ‘pivotal moment in making Senator Price the woman she is today.’ There is very little detail of the intervening almost 4 decades. One other photograph shows Jacinta standing beside the honour board of her primary school in Alice Springs, where her name had just been inscribed as outstanding student for 1992, and where she is entered as ‘Jacinta Price’. Perhaps there was not space for the ‘Nampijinpa’, which, we have been told at other times, was how she was always known.
That is about it. Touch of parental pride, attempt at mawkish emotionalism, and no real detail of how Jacinta rose, nor of who are ‘her’ people. Looking at the c.v. that Dorothy has provided ('researcher' for Sharri?) - one might guess that Mendes, even when red ‘Exclusive’, is cheap.
The pond will let pass the knowing of someone who actually had a copy of the tree killing rag. We're all human. We all have friends who err ... and in any case redemption was at hand, because the news provoked this comment ...
Of course, the recent flurry of “Jacinta is headed for bigger and better things!” beat-ups fail to address the minor details -ie, the practical issues associated with how the hell she’d actually advance up the ranks. At present, she’s a Senator - wrong house to become PM. She’s a Territory representative - little power base. She’s a LNP representative - neither fish nor fowl, though she sits with the Nats, which is no road to the top. Plus, to state the obvious, she has a gender and ethnicity that are not really conducive to advancement in the conservative side of politics.But surely her raw political talent and intelligence will sweep all before her? Obvious response - what skills and nous? To date, her political expertise has consisted of claiming that there’s really no such thing as Indigenous concerns- an interesting way of managing the Indigenous Affairs portfolio. Her competence in other portfolios? Her leadership skills? 🤷 But hey, all she has to do is deal with these trifles and retain Reptile support - and win a Federal election -and she’ll be the next Menzies!
The pond felt deeply in debt and was wildly excited. Was this the first time an actual kind of emoji had managed to make it past blogger's deeply useless restraints and restrictions imposed on the posting of comments, such that even doing a hot link became an epic effort?
Yes, the pond spends more time in the comments section these days than it does contemplating the reptiles, and here's why ...
Petulant Peta still banging on about the Voice? What's the point? What's the point of petulant Peta herself? Each time she appears the grim spectre of the onion muncher returns to haunt the pond ...
The naked political point of petulant Peta's negativity is now clear, has always been clear, and the only reason the pond notes her is the excuse she offers for a couple of cartoons ...
Down below in the comments section, there was a vast desert, replete with war mongers...
Meanwhile, the rich comedy that passes for US politics - and the role being played in it by Faux Noise and the likes of Hannity - was once again ignored, and yet there were rich pleasures to be found ...
The pond had gone to bed wondering how it might play out, and woke with the answer, but had to look outside the lizard Oz for the news ... (sorry, paywall)
On Wednesday, 22 Republicans went against Jordan, putting his support at 199 votes, well short of the 217 needed to claim the gavel.
Troublingly for Jordan, he won two fewer votes in the second round than he did in the first, when 20 GOP lawmakers cast votes for seven other candidates, none of whom were in the running.
While four lawmakers who supported Jordan in the first round came out against him on the second ballot, only two Republicans who voted against him on Tuesday, Reps. Doug LaMalfa (R-CA) and Victoria Spartz (R-IN), fell into the Jordan column on Wednesday.
Jordan's opponents said the failure wasn't surprising.
“I think that somebody advising him thought it was a good idea to try to shine a spotlight on us and to try to shame us on the floor,” said Rep. Nick LaLota (R-NY). “That tactic obviously didn't work and probably dug some members in stronger than they would have been a couple of days ago.”
While at the Beast, the pond was again distracted by a bull at the Gaetz ...
There was a link to The Hill for the full yarn, Gaetz apologizes to colleague, 'anyone else who felt targeted' by fundraising email ...
Such a rich world out there, all theatrical performance, all about the money raising, and so little of it in the lizard Oz ... and there was even more fun that could only be noted by way of cartoon ...
All this is an elaborate preamble explaining how the pond ended up in this backwater story for a little dose of bitchiness ...
The pond knows nothing of the pair, but the ritual invocation of "woke" and the "woke agenda" was a sure indication that there was a dickhead of the first water nearby ... and it was time to resurrect that old cartoon ...
Meanwhile, the ruffling of legal feathers continued ...
Hmm, doesn't sound like an old curmudgeon who played the "woke" card might catch the drift, but there was still a gobbet to go ...
"woke agenda", but the pond suspects that's what happens if you think the lizard Oz offers a style guide ...
Hang on, hang on, that "if it was targeted" is the get out clause, but nothing can walk around the appalling spectacle of a hospital copping a bomb ...
It's not irrational to get agitated about human suffering of any kind, at least if you happen to be capable of a little humanity.
Nor is there any immediate prospect of knowing the truth, what with the way that misinformation and disinformation can be flung into the world.
There have been many victims thus far, and the immortal Rowe noted one of them ...
The aforementioned hapless Finkelstein scribbled ...
The mathematics of netting off one innocent lost life with another is a morally unacceptable exercise. And to draw up a table in which the death of a Nazi guard is equated with the death of someone they killed is worse still. This idea of proportional numbers is warped...
So the deeply warped lizard Oz editorialist immediately began to cite proportionate numbers ...
Never mind the hospital, proportionately upsetting as it might be. What about the ethnic cleansing and the driving of a million people from their homes. Is that proportionate? Is the notion of collective guilt and punishment proportionate? Is the taking away of food, water and power from millions proportionate? Fears grow people are dehydrating to death in Gaza as clean water runs out.
What's that? The lizard Oz editorialist already purchased what Wilcox was offering?
Meanwhile, for anyone wanting to get past the Haaretz soft paywall by handing over an email, you can read assorted editorials of the kind never seen in the lizard Oz...
And there was this particularly prescient one back in September ...
... and that's why the pond can be found reading almost anything else in preference to the lizard Oz editorialists, or the rag for which they scribble ...
https://crookedtimber.org/2023/10/12/on-not-knowing-what-to-say-about-gaza/
ReplyDeleteWhat we are witnessing in Palestine is a disgrace. How can it be that outside countries can have a say in what has been allowed to happen. America and England decided that the Jews from other countries can arrive in Palestine and take the land and properties of the existing population forcefully. To see Biden embrace Netanyahu was sickening this says a lot about America and its politics and how they ignore decency and human rights and then accept the the Jewish version of the events.
Delete"To see Biden embrace Netanyahu was sickening..." Yep, it sure was; but Biden is showing senile cognitive decline - all of the GOP wingnuts say so, therefor it must be true.
DeleteJust a touch of nostalgic diversion: Niki Savva who was a regular favourite once upon a time when she still wrote as a reptile, but is now a Nine Media opinionist. If you have access to the The Age or the Sydney Morning Herald, she's written the only analysis of the Referendum politicking I've encountered that that makes any sense:
ReplyDeleteVoice Referendum: No campaign ugliness will continue:
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/the-miserable-fact-of-the-voice-we-were-always-destined-to-get-to-this-point-20231011-p5ebcs.html
A lovely analysis of 'Mutts Dutts' and Advance Australia. I don't have access, but I read the dead tree edition of The Age in my coffee cafe this morning.
For comparison, Beazley's contribution via Michelle Grattan in the Conversation, is totally pitiful.
DeletePolitics with Michelle Grattan: Kim Beazley on Albanese’s US trip, Biden in the Middle East, and the Voice’s defeat
https://theconversation.com/politics-with-michelle-grattan-kim-beazley-on-albaneses-us-trip-biden-in-the-middle-east-and-the-voices-defeat-215896
Thanks GB. I'll paste that link into my 12 ft ladder.
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For the record, '‘side ranging’ interview with parents ‘Dave’ and ‘Bess’' should have read 'wide ranging interview'. Mea culpa, and so on.
ReplyDeleteOh, I thought that for them "wide ranging" is the same as "side ranging". Unless 'Dave' and 'Bess' are a bit more 'wide minded' than Jacinta - which wouldn't be real hard to be.
DeleteThank you GB ;-)
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