Alex Jones, Stephanie Pasco, and tell the world it's an emergency, the seed pods are coming!

(Above: Four Yorkshiremen. Funny when you're young and funny when you're old. And nothing to do with anything, except it's Sunday. Now in my day on a Sunday we were up at four am ...)

Things being slow on a Sunday in our domestic loon pond, time to stride the vast world of the intertubes in search of treasure.

And in only a few seconds, there's more than enough for a lifetime of study comes tumbling down the pipes courtesy of Alex Jones, host of an eponymous radio show syndicated with Genesis Communications Network in the United States, and also available on the intertubes.

You can read as much as you'd like about Jones by trotting off to Wikipedia here, but we have smaller fish to fry today.

You see in a bid to save the United States (possibly even the world) Jones has a web site going under the title Alex Jones' Infowars.com, (there's a war on for your mind!), and if you pay a visit, you're likely as not to stumble on such epics of advanced thinking as Stephanie R. Pasco's The Move to Depopulate the Planet.

Yep, at a time when most are projecting that the population of the earth over the next thirty years is likely to spiral from plus six billion to around the nine billion mark, Ms. Pasco has discovered an alarming plot to depopulate the planet.

The depopulation agenda is based on nature worship, or Gaia worship. In Genesis, God clearly told Adam and Eve, and then Noah and his family to go forth and multiply to fill the earth. Nowhere in the Bible does God rescind that clearly spoken commandment. Therefore man is attempting to supercede the command of the Lord God in heaven: The Creator! I ask you, who knows more about the state of the earth, the created, or the Creator?

Okay, you catch the drift. Ms. Pasco flings together an assortment of quotes ranging from the Club of Rome through Mikhail Gorbachev and Aldous Huxley to Jacques Cousteau, Bertrand Russell, Henry Kissinger, David Rockefeller, Sir Julian Huxley, Theodore Roosevelt, sundry UN treaties, and so on and on, until we land on the news that Prince Charles is involved. Yep, our very own aspirational tampon, our future king:

In 1990, Prince Charles formed The Prince of Wales Business Leaders Forum to bring together 50-60 of the world’s topmost multi-national/transnational corporations to start buying up governments around the world. This is Public/Private Partnerships: This is the very definition of fascism.

Oh no, and maybe someday he'll be our king, long may he reign over us, send him victorious, happy and glorious, and so on and yadda yadda. Eeek, he's a quintessential fascist! Lordy, those genes from that philandering nineteen thirties Duke of Windsor must run deep in the blue blood.

The piece concludes with a moving call to arms:

I must stop here. At the rate things are now moving, I could add to this daily. But, December 31 is not so far away now, only 4 months. I must get this out now. Time is short.
If you find this to be worthy, please, spread it everywhere you can. Email it, blog it, post it on forums; mail it. Do what you must. People are asleep. They must be woken up. Forced immunizations are right around the corner. These things will come to pass. It is our job to warn people. Please, I ask you, warn them.

Golly, that's better writing than the end of Don Siegel's version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, when the word spread that trucks were on the move with the most peculiar things you ever did see. Seedpods!

Where was the truck
coming from?

Santa Mira.

Get on your radio
and sound an all-points alarm.

Block all highways
and stop all traffic...

and call every law enforcement
agency in the state.

Operator, get me the Federal
Bureau of Investigation.

Yes, it's an emergency!

Well I've done my bit. I've drawn your attention to the unfolding disaster. Any failure to act is now entirely your fault.

Now while I'm at it, let me draw your attention to this important announcement: TV is Pentagon Designed Mind Control.

Not to mention the Trailer for the upcoming 'Fall of the Republic: The Presidency of Barack Obama', a first glimpse of Alex Jones' most powerful film yet which shows how the globalists want the Republic to fail, and are trying to use their newest and slickest ever puppet to destroy the last vestiges of America's freedom, Constitution and economy, all while helping the bankers loot the country clean.

Nor should we forget the way Kurt Nimmo easily disposes of sundry conspiracy theories about right thinking people in Media Matters Hit Piece Attempts to Link Alex Jones and Glenn Beck:

On August 28, Media Matters posted a hit piece on Glenn Beck. In the article, Oliver Willis attempts to link the Fox News disinformation operative Beck to Alex Jones. “We’re used to Glenn Beck being ‘out there’, but today’s show was special,” writes Willis. “Beck’s hour (the second day in a row in which he didn’t say a thing about the passing of Sen. Kennedy) was all about the supposed secret army being built by President Obama. This secret army idea, not supported by any facts, though possibly written in invisible ink that Beck can interpret, is a pet cause of fringe radio host Alex Jones.”

In fact, during the election last year, Obama admitted his desire to create a national security force, what Mr. Willis calls a “secret army.”

Enough already, stop it, I'm having an anxiety attack. Secret armies, the Pentagon controlling my thoughts when I watch television, the dark agenda of the invisible empire, aka the New World Order and their dark vision, medical fascism, and so on and on while relentlessly peddling paranoia inducing products to the paranoid.

Well I value freedom and choice, and I guess the freedom to choose to be a loon is one of the most valuable rights a country can offer its citizens, with the world-wide population of loons thereby growing at a faster rate than the actual population of the planet. Which is great, because my own stealthy and cunning plan to turn loon pond into an over-arching system of world government is now recruiting troops on a daily basis.

Now sing along to our national anthem - you there in the back row, I'm watching you, no mumbling. Sing along with gusto, like you mean it:

And they're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,

and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

And they're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,

and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats

They're coming to take me away ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers,

and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile,

and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha ha

And they're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine,

and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away ha ha

Why am I suddenly reminded of that excellent cartoon series Pinky and the Brain?

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!"

Try? The loons are on the march, and we will succeed. Hear a knock on the door? Go on answer it, it's probably one of our operatives waiting patiently to enlist you in our cause ...

(Below: colorful tees available from Alex Jones' online shop in a range of colorful paranoias and demented sizes. Never let ideology get in the way of a sale. Ah America, land of Willy Loman).