The reptiles moan, and sob, and sigh.
So now we're paying the same amount for a really shitty job? And that's an EXCLUSIVE?
Malcolm responds as only an eastern suburbs toff with an eye for urban legends can manage:
The pond loves Edward Hopper but also loves it when the internet memes get clever and conjure up a cross between Hopper and Jeffrey Smart.
And the best thing?
Well you can still download a handsome still of the original and it'll only take a minute or two. Want to do anything else?
Join big Mal in the bar where night hawks and owls hang out ...
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Let's see. What comedy items have they got in store for the faithful:
Inspiration? They've invited along a doofus to explain how his government is helping fukt the full to overflowing intertubes?
Yep, there's a bloody joke. Did he bring his sealing wax and tin cans and carrier pigeons with him?
And there's another bloody joke.
Sorry Mr Naisbitt, nothing personal, but haven't you heard that the NBN is fukt?
That's about the only valuable insight the pond can offer you.
Installing the cages for the carrier pigeons is going to be the way technology changes the future of Sydney. They're popping up on rooftops everywhere:
We're governed by luddites, and the internet is fukt, and that's just what Mr. Murdoch and his merry band of lizards wanted ...