Monday, May 12, 2025

In which the reptiles try for a fresh look ... but the Caterist turned up like a bad penny ...

 

The reptile theme for today is tiredness, and something of a desire for renewal ...

Perhaps reality finally got too much for the reptiles to endure, perhaps it was time to bury the post-mortems...



Major Mitchell has been away on the golf links since the 27th April, when he offered the hive mind Journalists failing to ask politicians the hard questions on campaign trail, After the federal election campaign was branded a cost-of-living poll, journalists have failed to explore other key issues that affect Australia.

The pond looked in vain for him this day asking the hard questions ... perhaps should he use a wedge or a sand iron ...

Instead the reptiles had a number of relatively fresh faces to hand ...



The Caterist was also missing, and the pond checked inside to see if any of the old Monday, Monday mob, just hate that day, were on hand ... as the pond raced past the Leak cartoon for fear of visual contamination, and still couldn't find him ...



Talk about a downgrade, but of course the reptiles were just hiding him and soon enough he emerged to become top of the extreme far right world, ma:



UPDATE:

Later in the day, the reptiles gave the Caterist a makeover and a centre stage splash. It's not much of a business plan, but it's the best they've got for the next three years ... and yes, it was another of those demonic, "rabbit in the headlights" photos featured in the splash ...



How tiresome, not much of a refresh there...

The pond had noted a couple of hangovers - these days the reptile talent on view is spread pretty thinly. 

The grave Sexton had appeared earlier with his astonishing analysis offering something of a heresy to the hive mind ...

All the way with the USA into quagmire of Vietnam
Australian participation was a cynical exercise by government to build up an insurance policy.
By Michael Sexton

Spoiler alert, this was his conclusion, after the reptiles had been force feeding the pond snaps of Ming the merciless for the last week ... 

...This was a cynical exercise because the Australian government did not really care whether the war was won or lost or what damage it did to America’s international reputation and domestic politics.
Its goal was to build up an insurance policy with the US but, as we have seen recently, no insurance policy lasts forever.
There is no doubt that Robert Menzies was a very talented politician and his name is often evoked by contemporary Liberals, but few of these mention his responsibility for Australia’s participation in one of the most futile conflicts of modern times.
Michael Sexton is the author of War for the Asking: How Australia Invited Itself to Vietnam (New Holland, 2002).

Ya don't say, who'd have guessed it.

Somebody should tell prattling Polonius.

Cackling Claire was also hanging around ...

The forces driving young women to the left are accelerating
Liberals face an existential choice: adapt – and bring in more women into positions of power – or perish as a political force.
By Claire Lehmann
Contributor

Really? Problem solved...red-hatted womyn are rushing to join ...



After wasting much time rooting around in the reptile waste bin to discover the Caterist - before he became top of the hive mind ma - the pond immediately regretted the wasted effort. 

There had been no reptile makeover, no reptile reinvention, it was just the same old, same old yadda yadda ...



The header should have been enough of a warning to the pond: PM need to come clean on who’s running climate policy, A victorious Anthony Albanese can’t dodge the hard questions on the environment versus energy policy.

The caption was bland: Prime Minister Anthony Albanese In Perth with Premier Roger Cook Picture: Jason Edwards / NewsWire

The magical incantation was sounding just as tired: This article contains features which are only available in the web version, Take me there

Something was deeply wrong, and the opening line hinted at the malaise:

The ABC’s Sarah Ferguson did her level best to extract a straight answer from the Prime Minister in response to a straight question last week.

The pond blinked a few times in disbelief. 

Did the Caterist just break ranks and praise Ferguson?

What was in the kool-aid this day?

Then it was on with the usual Caterist routine, adjusted because nuking the country to save the planet was now on the back burner, and the new cry had to be the urgent need to gas the country to save the planet:

Would Anthony Albanese’s proposed environmental protection agency have the power to decide whether mining projects go ahead, she asked.
The Prime Minister went into an evasive ramble about sitting down with “sensible people across the spectrum”, prompting Ferguson to interrupt.
“So, have you decided yet on whether that body will have the power to approve projects?”
It prompted yet another shifty response, which is troubling since the only acceptable answer to that question is “no”.
Putting an environmental watchdog in charge of development decisions is like giving Alcoholics Anonymous the job of issuing liquor licences. The conflict between regulator and en­abler is unavoidable.
Yet the Prime Minister wants us to believe he still hasn’t made up his mind, which is disturbing, to say the least, considering his government is about to decide on a significant project that will determine the future of the natural gas sector in the North West Shelf.
Heaven help us if a project so important is left in the hands of an environmental regulator.
In August 2024 it emerged that the West Australian Environmental Protection Authority had declared the project to be an unacceptable environmental risk. The decision was inevitable since the EPA’s job is narrowly prescribed under legislation to protect “living things, their physical, biological and social surroundings”.

No wonder the reptiles started the day by hiding this offering, and the AV distraction was also illuminating, Dumped Labor frontbencher Ed Husic has slammed Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles in an extraordinary spray on television.



Of course the reptiles dare not mention a key component of the spray. 

It might be okay to talk about 'Nam and Ming the Merciless, but this?

“You can’t celebrate diversity and then expect it to sit in the corner silent. You need to speak up, when you bring the different views to either a cabinet table or a caucus,” he said.
“I certainly tried to help us navigate wretchedly difficult issues, such as Gaza, post the horrors of October 7.”
Outside the ministry, Husic is likely to feel freer to express his views on the conflict and Labor policy related to it.
“We’ve seen just in the past week or so the Israeli parliament say it wants to annex Gaza and effectively that is a form of ethnic cleansing,” he said on Insiders.
“We’ve seen the starvation of its people through the failure to provide humanitarian assistance.
“It [the Netanyahu government] should be held to account. Starvation is a war crime.”

Well yes, but back to the urgent need to gas the country ...

It is not the regulator’s job to make trade-offs between protecting nature and human prosperity. That is the government’s role, which is why the WA parliament wisely decided the WA EPA’s role was merely to offer advice.
Today, governments are expected to yield to experts on everything from the management of pandemics to development decisions.
Back in August 2024, Guardian Australia assumed the authority’s decision meant game over. “EPA deals ‘major blow’ to Woodside’s multibillion-dollar gas drilling plan at Browse Basin”, its headline read.
Further down in the story, the “major blow” quote is attributed to Jess Beckerling, at the time executive director of the Conservation Council of Western Australia. “It is now incumbent on the WA and federal governments to respect this independent scientific advice and expert opinion and refuse Woodside’s application to develop Browse,” she said.
WA Premier Roger Cook should have slapped down this nonsense right away and reminded the EPA and the Guardian that he was wearing the trousers.
Instead, he said his government was “obviously in deep discussions” with the EPA experts to “mitigate against any negative impacts on the environment”.
The EPA’s conclusion took six years to arrive at, and even then it took a journalist’s Freedom of Information application to make it public. No wonder resource investors are tempted to leave Australia.

Funny, it wasn't so long ago that the Caterist purported to be a truly caring environmentalist ...

The case has put the obvious tension between renewable energy and the preservation of the natural environment onto the agenda, including among a growing number of green groups and conservationists.
If more renewable energy is needed (and that's an open question when we have better alternatives available) Chalumbin has brought the need for tradeoffs to the forefront. The theoretical benefits of reducing carbon emissions must be offset against the observable damage to the natural environment.  

(No link, the pond refuses to give the Caterist's substack the pleasure).

On with digging it up and shipping it out, and never mind the hindmost.

As for the obvious tension between fossil fools and the preservation of the natural environment? 

Please allow the reptiles to distract with another AV... Treasurer Jim Chalmers has warned fixing Australia's productivity crisis will require a third term of government. The Treasurer, one of the five senior Labor ministers to remain in their roles, has explained there is less instant policy gratification in fixing productivity than there was with inflation. Before the election, Dr Chalmers asked the Productivity Commission to review Australia's ballooning productivity shortage.  Reports will be released later this year.




Then it was on to a final lengthy burst ... which began with a remarkable thought ...

Orica chief executive Sanjeev Gandhi told Sky News on Sunday: “Given a choice, my incremental dollar would always go first to the United States. They are pro-manufacturing, they are pro-mining, they are for infrastructure.”

Feel free. If the orange sun god is your idea of stability and trading certainty, off you go, and enjoy being tariffed up the wazoo ... 

And then it was on to the rest of the rant, and the pond was too tired to protest, so predictable was it...

The Prime Minister should have dispersed the cloud of sovereign risk by flying to WA to stand beside Cook and give the project his unqualified support as Bob Hawke did in September 1989 when he stood alongside Labor premier Peter Dowding for the inauguration of the North West Shelf project.
Hawke compared it to the Snowy Mountain scheme, predicting that the new industry would foster Australian jobs and Australian exports into the 21st century.
The hype was justified. Three decades later, the North West Shelf accounted for more than 55 per cent of Australia’s liquefied natural gas exports and supplied roughly 12 per cent of global LNG trade.
It has attracted close to $200bn in investment, much of it from overseas. Hundreds of billions of dollars have been added to our GDP. Together with the iron and coal exports boom, it has underpinned 30 years of unbroken growth in prosperity.
The Browse project will unlock one of the largest untapped gas reserves in Australia and extend the life of the North West Shelf for at least 50 years, increasing opportunity and prosperity for future generations.
Yet Labor is deeply ambivalent towards gas.
It has reluctantly accepted that its renewable energy ambitions cannot be achieved without substantial support from gas generation, at least in the medium term. Yet there is little concrete support for the industry.
Labor’s commanding victory has given Albanese the opportunity to regain control of environmental and energy policy and redress the balance between an abstract concern for the planet’s future and a real concern about the future of Australian prosperity.
It gives him the freedom to consider the nation’s long-term needs, as Hawke did, rather than saving his political skin beyond the three-year political cycle.
He must begin by entrusting the environment and energy portfolios to new hands.
Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen has not delivered the cheaper energy he promised and Australia’s emissions reductions have flatlined at about 29 per cent below the 2005 level.
Renewable energy is barely 30 per cent of the mix in the national electricity market, and we are no less reliant on coal than we were in 2022.
The sooner the government concedes that it will not meet its 2030 target of reducing emissions by 43 per cent and producing 82 per cent carbon-free electricity, the sooner it can develop a plan B. No one should hold their breath.
Labor’s delayed decision on its 2035 target is due any day and its response on the Browse Basin is overdue.
The Coalition will be doing a great disservice if it lessens the scrutiny of the second-term Albanese government in these crucial first few months by making itself the story.
The depleted partyroom cannot afford to expend energy on factional warfare that it needs to use to fight the government.
It must quickly accept its failure to win government and take on the second most important role a party has in parliament as an effective opposition.
Nick Cater is a senior fellow at Menzies Research Centre.

Relax, Caterist, when it comes to factional warfare, the government is doing its level best to make itself the story ... and provide a boon to cartoonists of the immortal Rowe kind ...



And so to the pond's travelogue and slideshow night, also winding down.

When heading to Sydney, there's always a choice. 

Some stick to the main highway, which takes in Wallabadah, a hamlet which lost its horse race and now only has a pub and its name to recommend it.

The pond prefers the back road which takes in the railway station at Werris Creek and the little town of Quirindi, which always confuses Victorians when it comes to the saying of it (think Boggabri, think Narrabri).

Of late the town has been afflicted by the same silo art as can be seen in Barraba ...







There were any number of plaques on hand to explain the meaning ...




There was also a prize winner headstone ...




Sadly the pond missed the light show, advertised next to the 'roo ...




It had a plaque too ...





There was an adjacent novelty item ...





It was a visual representation of the town's rainfall over the years, in inches of course ...




As for the town at this spot, it was bustling and full of life, a vehicular frenzy ...




18 comments:

  1. May be off topic yet had to report...

    Extreme extreme far right... using "Psychological Koolaid by Gina: adulation by inculcation, and fear. Plus propaganda "Hancock Prospecting distributes the conservative magazine the Spectator in the company’s office buildings and mining sites."

    "... and soon enough She emerged to become top of the extreme far right world, ma:" ... "If the orange sun god is Gina's idea of stability and trading certainty, off you go, and enjoy being Bonus'd & Bribed up the wazoo ... 

    "Thank you for letting us make you rich: claims of ‘bizarre’ culture in Gina Rinehart’s company
    ...
    "The email, sent as an Australia Day message by Veldsman, talks about Rinehart’s visit to the US and Trump’s “strong commitment to creating a field that attracts investment into the US, something our government here in Australia could learn a thing or two about! While Australia has punched above its weight on the global stage, we are faced with increasing headwinds brought about by ill-conceived tape and tax that is stifling business.”

    "Guardian Australia understands that Hancock Prospecting distributes the conservative magazine the Spectator in the company’s office buildings and mining sites."
    ...
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/may/12/gina-rinehart-hancock-prospecting-insiders-company-culture-ntwnfb

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    1. Absolutely on topic.

      The pond read that this morning and erupted in laughter. The Graudian has been doing over Gina, but this was the cherry on the cake...

      “We are encouraged to email her thanks for literally making her the richest person around,” he says. “Because the transaction where I work my guts out and she becomes even more rich is not enough – we should thank her yearly, apparently.”

      Another former employee points to a broader culture within Hancock Prospecting, in which adulation of Rinehart – who is referred to as the chairman or Mrs Rinehart – is encouraged.

      “At Christmas one year there was an announcement that went around to everyone in the building saying you are requested to be in the foyer at such and such a time because the chairman has an announcement to make,” the former staff member says.

      “Then people were told they had to applaud the chairman. It was like ‘dear leader’-type stuff. It’s bizarre but no one really talks about it, people just look at each other with a look and say, just take the pay cheque, it’s a good pay cheque.”

      And so on and allow the pond to match you with another on topic link.

      Why haven't one of the Gulf states lined up to give dear Leader a bloody big plane to show the world's deep appreciation and love?

      https://archive.md/Dmm1V

      Even MAGA Is Up in Arms Over Trump’s ‘Flying Grift’ From Qatar
      TURNCOATS
      “I have to call a spade a spade,” Laura Loomer wrote. “I’m so disappointed.”

      Even President Donald Trump’s most loyal MAGA cheerleaders are taken aback by reports that he’s accepting a jet as a gift from Qatar.
      The royal family of the Middle Eastern nation is gifting President Trump a Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet to serve as his new Air Force One, ABC News reported Sunday. But the gift is raising eyebrows among some of the president’s fiercest supporters.
      Laura Loomer, a conspiracy theorist and Trump adviser with increasing sway over the president’s decisions, expressed her disappointment on X.
      “I would take a bullet for him. But, I have to call a spade a spade,” she said. “This is really going to be such a stain on the admin if this is true ... I’m so disappointed.”
      It appears Loomer’s concern isn’t so much about the ethics of Trump accepting such a lavish gift, but rather its source. The gulf nation has financial ties to Lebanon and the Gaza Strip, and has been accused of funding Hamas and Hezbollah, which are considered terrorist organizations by the United States.
      Mark Levin, a Fox News host and Trump ally, avoided calling out the president by name but blasted Qatar on X, saying the country “cooperates with Iran and its proxies” and “funds terrorism.”
      “Their jet and all the other things they are buying in our country does not provide them with the cover they seek,” he said.

      And so on and so forth, as the world heads down a dear leader autocratic rabbit hole...so much love, so many gifts, so much giving ...

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    2. 'Employees say they have been sent documentaries about Lang Hancock, and are asked to promote the mining sector to “your kids, your family and friends”.'

      Suffice to say, Hancock employees must be some of the most boring people ever to walk this earth.

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    3. “Hey kids, don’t worry about the Minecraft Movie, Super Mario Brothers or some Marvel flick. Who wants to watch this exciting DVD all about….. MINING!”

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    4. Plus 10% tariff, DP.

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    5. Qatar supplying A Force 1 reminds me of Russian building contractors- a bug in every wall. Insider trading going on methinks. Coveffe!

      And The Woman from G.I.N.A. (ala the man from uncle.)
      Gee, I Need Adulation.

      Gina is then as now embemaric of why extreme wealth is no match for real relationships. If Gina ever wotks it out she may start promotimg Ingrid Robyen's Limitarianism. ... snowflake in hell...

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  2. Could today’s meagre offerings be a sign that the Reptiles are waving the flag, calling for a temporary truce? After comprehensively failed in their efforts to get the Dud Spud over the line, and them allowed the regular troops a week to get the grief out of their system (though the Major, expert tactician that he is, had already staged an early strategic withdrawal), are they now planning to fall back to the lines for a time? Sure there’s the Caterist today, but such a lightweight may simply be there to provide some cover while the others regroup - he’s certainly expendable.

    Of course it won’t last. The Reptiles will rest, refresh themselves and regather their forces before launching a fresh assault. But that will be the only thing that’s new; the tactics, weaponry and ammo will be exactly the same as before. Like those World War One commanders still fighting battles using 19th century strategies, it’ll be “Over the Top, boys (and the occasional girl)!” Yet again.

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    1. Yes, the frontline troops - oops DP cannon fodder - (the benthos of the pond is nourshed by the rotting prose(aiac) column inches consumed via anarobic barbs) are taking the post elecrion loss emetic - cognitive dissonance Aid to Kool fervent feeling brew.

      newscorpseNormal brain patterns will again present thicker gruel only to fall to the benthos of the Pond.

      The reptile tears have produced some piquant pennings recently. May they flow freely.

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  3. The Cater might need to look over his shoulder. The Weekend 'Fin' gave the editorial page to that increasingly apparent 'Director of the Centre for Youth Policy at the Menzies Research Centre' - Freya Leach. The title was 'Libs don't need quotas for women', and that made the content wholly predictable. Well - Freya did use Enid Lyons as example of a woman having some success in politics, because 'She didn't need a quota. She needed grit, talent and conviction.'

    Couple things about the Enid Burnell, who Joseph Aloysius Lyons started courting when she was 15, and he 33, and who he married when she was 17. Might Freya concede that the Enid Lyons, as wife of the Prime Minister from 1932, who just happened to be dubbed a Dame in the 1937 Coronation Honours, might have had just a tad more recognition in the then Tasmanian electorates, to help get out the vote for her?

    'Tis also rather amusing that Dame Enid put her distaste for Robert Menzies on the record several times, but the 'Menzies Research Centre' is highly selective in what it chooses to remind us of the Menzies era anyway.

    Meanwhile, Nick - maaate - Freya seems to be organising herself into more public exposure than you are getting in the rigging of the Flagship, and your snippets on 'Sky Noise'.

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    1. “Freya Leach” - you really couldn’t come up with a better name for an MI operative if you tried.

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  4. The Caterist has a Substack?

    His regular banalities in the Oz are poor enough. If, presumably, that’s the best he can serve up then his SS offerings must be very thin gruel indeed.

    “Sub” is probably appropriate.

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  5. On the Caterist call and the ElectionS which our current reptile cognitive dissonance we can-t name....

    Remedy?
    I nominate The Ghost of Beatrice Faust as interim Lib Nat female forgetters...

    "I confess I equivocated about beginning this review with that unsettling scene. Beatrice Faust, I thought, is someone few people now remember, yet she should be a household name. Her attitude towards paedophilia was discomforting, to say the least.

    "But if politicians today seek to woo women’s votes around election time or backflip on anti-women policies (like Peter Dutton’s shortlived pledge to end working from home for public servants) then it’s because WEL, the organisation she founded, taught them to think about women’s concerns and to place them high on any political agenda. If states around Australia have decriminalised abortion, it is because campaigners like Faust shattered taboos, spoke about their own abortions and protested at the legal regulation of women’s bodies. And if contraception has become easily available and sex education is on school curriculums it is because Beatrice Faust and other women of her generation fought hard and tirelessly for these reforms. They deserve books, films and statues in their honour.
    ...
    "Body politics
    A new biography of Beatrice Faust illuminates a distinct strand of Australian feminism"

    ALECIA SIMMONDS 
    BOOKS 24 APRIL 2025

    https://insidestory.org.au/body-politics/

    DP, Beatrice Faust wrote for the Weekend Aust - bet you may be able to use some Faust needles on the current crop of faustian reptile scribblers!
    "Among her early writings, she contributed to the Australian edition of The Little Red Schoolbook[8] and, during the 1970s, for The Age newspaper, she wrote regularly on films and was pioneer reviewer of photography exhibitions, as well as contributing to Nation Review and elsewhere. Later, in the late 1980s into the 1990s, she had a regular column in the Weekend Australian, one result of which was a court case involving Jeff Kennett, the then Victorian premier."
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrice_Faust

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    1. Oops.. forgot the red hat / red coat association...
      "and abortion activists shepherded women from New Zealand to Australian abortion clinics, often meeting them at airports dressed in red coats."
      https://insidestory.org.au/body-politics/

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  6. Deep apologies to Leonard and his Suzanne.

    Sussan

    Sussan changed her name
    By just adding one more letter
    She had read it in "That's Life "
    That her prospects would get better
    But she watched the votes nosedive
    As her party got landslided

    And we know she must be crazy
    If she wants to be the leader
    Though it's clear that she's more knowledgeable
    Than prize drongo Angus Taylor

    But the party's gonna tell her
    That they have no love to give her
    Cos her colleagues are all brain-dead
    And they're betting on Jacinta
    Now the Liberal Party's over...

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    1. Kez - Susssan as a subject is a challenge - which you have met masterfully.

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    2. Indeed he has. Though one can say that the Angusses and Jacintas and Sussans are very easy targets who would never have gotten anywhere near "leadership" if there was still any sanity left on "the Right".

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    3. Cheers Chaddders and GB.

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  7. Come clean, demands the pommy remittance man, Cater, as if anyone, in or out of the Labor Party would even waste a nanosecond on this clown
    Plus another exclusive on the lie about ABC bias towards the Labor Party. What rot, anybody who watches ABC News TV will know that it lurched to the right, Sky-light stuff when it imported News Corp staffers like PK and Speers.
    Anyone who claims different never watches it.

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