Sarcasm? The pond? Surely the pond applies satirical wit down there with Elon Musk's kitchen sink?
Let that sink in, as the pond celebrates a day when it truly can cut back on its reptile diet, after overdosing yesterday, and aware that soon in the holyday season, the pond will be taking a break, and the shakes and the jitters will likely set in ... hate the poison, but must take a daily dose, even as the lead degrades the system ...
To explain why the pond can cut back, the pond must at tedious length explain what happens with a murmuration of reptiles, where they all twist and swirl in the reptile bog swamp in an exquisite dance, all swerving about in the same motion, albeit a swirling full of monotony and repetition ...
The pond would have liked to include the tree killer edition, but the reptiles had sold their front page to Lockheed Martin ...
Bizarre, but it's pleasing to see the reptiles are getting something from the SouthPAN deal, or is it just a reward for the bromancer's love of missiles?
Not to worry, back to the murmuration and on to the top of the digital edition, where suddenly, if belatedly the reptiles have discovered the teals and independents doing splendid work...
There you go, a piece by simplistic Simon "here no conflict of interest, no conflict of interest here" Benson ... and right next to him is one Alexander advising on the ancient art of avoiding higher wages while building a Murdochian empire, and the lizard Oz editorialist rabbiting on about undue haste...
In that swamp of IR repetition, the only exception is Fergo discerning no clear winner in Victoria ... and as there are only a few more sleeps before election day, who gives a flying fuck what Fergo thinks?
Enough with the IR murmuration? Tired already? Understand why the pond wanted to cut back?
But wait. there's more ... lift the gaze a little and you'll end up with a set of steak knives and Dame Slap and Shanners mining the same turf ...
Oh it's Liberals bearing teeth time, and Dame Slap bearing teeth, and what a murmuration of reptiles gnashing their IR teeth ...
The Rowe for the day seemed to sum it all up, with a giant gorilla at the back of the reptile maul ...
So that's why Australian women do so well at rugger?
One thing you won't be reading about in the lizard Oz? Well you couldn't have Gina and the My Pillow guy getting agitated ...
Australia faces worsening extreme weather events latest BoM and CSIRO climate report finds.
And so on, and while at the Graudian make sure to dip into Marina Hyde's England’s armband activism was heroic – until it met the mere threat of a yellow card.
And that's the last the pond will mention of that wretched event this day, cavorting with repressive regimes, as it once did with Mussolini and the Olympics did with Adolf ...
Meanwhile even the Brisbane Times offered Drier, hotter, wetter: CSIRO, BoM confirm Australia’s weather to get even worse, and a house cartoon ...
Amazing what you can discover when you leave the reptiles' leet Surry Hills bunker ...
But eventually the pond had to do its duty, only to discover when you leave out the murmuration of IR reptiles bashing the unions and government, there was only reptile left standing ...
Oh noes, oh fuck it, not the Everest on a Wednesday, and even worse, not a climb going over the same ground, with the déjà vu feeling of having reached the same base camp many times before ...
But what else could the pond do? It had already used that Wilcox, and she'd decided to take a break, leaving this as her last treasure ...
And the infallible Pope seems to have taken a few awards as a cue for a break, so the pond could only don the boots and pack the crampons and carabiners and strap on the harness and belays, take trekking poles in hand and begin the climb ... (okay, it doesn't make much sense, but what metaphors do?)
And now in closing did the pond say that it was not going to mention that shameful spectacle again?
It would appear that Kelly is suffering from memory loss after his comments earlier in the year on the danger of China.
ReplyDeleteMemory loss ? No such thing in the herpetarium, Anony, just regular memory management along the lines of "that was then and this is now" if it is ever remembered at all. Reptiles are all practiced masters of such things.
DeleteThe questions remain the same it’s just the answers that change. Now, if only the change resulted from acquired knowledge not a directive from Lord Moloch.
DeleteHi A,
Delete“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”
For the Reptiles Orwell is a style guide.
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DeletePerhaps ... If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Murdochian boot stamping on a human face—for ever ... or perhaps ... if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought ... or perhaps ...If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself.