A minor medical matter turned into a Major moment for the pond, forcing the pond to go AWOL yesterday.
This was a pity as the pond was looking forward to the Major explaining how freedom of speech and freedom for the media ran with a giant-sized media mogul beating up on a media minnow.
Turned out that the pond needn't have worried because faced with a Major media issue the Major himself went missing in action.
Now the pond is doing Crikey hours to catch up, and speaking of Crikey ... and the keen Keane (paywall)
So we can take it as a “yes” that Anthony Albanese, Richard Marles and Penny Wong, as reported by Nine newspapers last week, met with Lachlan Murdoch and News Corp executives on Wednesday. While the office of Communications Minister Michelle Rowland was happy to confirm her non-participation, all we got from the prime minister, deputy prime minister and foreign minister was stony silence — despite repeated efforts to draw an answer.
Not getting an answer from the PMO is of course something we at Crikey are used to — we were persona non grata with Scott Morrison’s office as well, so maybe the old email filters and phone blocks are still in place. But the general silence is more interesting for what it says about Labor’s embarrassment about dealing with a company committed to supporting the Coalition at every turn — and which remains deeply antagonistic to even the unambitious climate action agenda Labor is pursuing.
As we noted last week, we don’t exactly know the purpose of the meeting, so Labor partisans can hold out hope it was some unprecedented laying down of the law from a Labor PM to the Murdochs. The rest of us, more cynical and jaded perhaps, can suspect that in new boss Albanese, we have someone with some traits in common with the old boss Scott Morrison — in particular, a hostility to transparency about which special interests may seek to influence policymakers and what deals might be being done to facilitate that.
But this goes beyond transparency, or the great bipartisan tradition of media moguls dictating policy (and even beyond Lachlan Murdoch’s lawsuit against Crikey).
News Corp is a threat to Australia, the US and the world. In the words of Malcolm Turnbull, it operates like a mafia gang, and “is an absolute threat to our democracy”. Joe Biden is said to have called Rupert Murdoch “the most dangerous man in the world”. The complicity of Fox News in the propagation of the Big Lie about the stolen 2020 election — a lie peddled on Australia’s Sky News as well — and the febrile atmosphere that led to the January 6 insurrection is a matter of public record in the United States.
So why are the three most senior figures in the ALP going to Lachlan Murdoch? Why are they normalising relations with a company that should be beyond the pale of any politician committed to democracy — and to the stability of the United States, which is crucial to Australia?
What’s that line about the standard you walk past is the standard you accept? That extends to walking in to visit a media mogul too.
Not that the pond missed anything else yesterday ...
Just a sampling... there was poor old Jim beating against the tide and down below were the Oreo and the Caterist doing the reptile thing, and suddenly the pond was glad to be MIA with the Major ...
As for the benefits of that meeting, the lizard Oz editorialist was standing by with sharpened quill ....
Speaking of which ...
There was the minor Milner from toad land, but then it's always been a place for rats in the ranks, and Albo might protest ...
... but here's the thing. It's not in the business model of the reptiles or rats in the ranks to chill, it's to be shit stirrers.
Long absent lord knows why George facilitates and enables them by lending his face to the commentary section ... guess it's the desire to be seen.
But the pond was surprised not to see the Groaner featured, but then after a little digging the groaning surfaced, and the pond realised at once there was no need for the Oreo and the Caterist ... not when the Groaner is in top form ...
Whether the ALP thinks that doing a secretive meeting with the reptiles, busy bashing up a media minnow, will ever change the ways of the likes of the Oreo, Dame Groan and the Caterist must remain a mystery, or a chance to serve up an infallible Pope celebrating that culture of groaning ...
That's a passing fair imitation of Munch or perhaps the Groaner, but on with the bonus.
The pond had originally planned to run the Major's piece, but as noted the cowardly custard Major went MIA, so the pond hastily turned to the grave Sexton for a bit of furriner bashing ...
Indeed, indeed, and never mind the large-scale population movements in ancient times because they were born to rule whites intent on a bit of plunder, and where's the harm in that?
And speaking of plunder, time to wrap up with an immortal Rowe, as the pond will do its best to return to usual hours, and Albo finds the fridge nicely full ...
"A minor medical matter turned into a Major moment for the pond, forcing the pond to go AWOL yesterday." Nothing too very threatening, we all passionately and sincerely hope, DP. Without Loonpond, I for one was bereft.
ReplyDeleteI second that emotion GB. Welcome back DP.
Delete'Orrible Oreo: "the priorities of a prime minister are vastly different to..." No, no Jenni, did you ever manage a pass in English Expression ? It's "different FROM" not "different TO".
ReplyDeleteDP - good to now all those ‘thoughts and prayers’ were so effective for you.
ReplyDeleteBenson tells us that the PM is ‘poised to pocket a pre-summit victory’. Not trying, Simon - surely you could have stretched the alliteration with something like ‘platform’ rather than ‘victory’ - if only because Rupert does not want to read words like ‘victory’ associated with the dread socialists. But this is a digression, simply to use the Benson to make observations on activities claimed to be completed, when that is not the case.
It seems that it suits the Nationals (‘we are a separate party in the Coalition’) to claim that their ‘Australian Agriculture Visa’ has been a great success. Littleproud, in interview, has gone from ‘The Foreign Minister didn’t move fast enough’, through ‘The AWU blocked it’ to something like ‘We could have had all the workers the farmers want but the new government stopped it.’
Last night, the National who, we understand, has something going with Benson - Senator Gidget - was saying similar things on interview with Sky ‘News’.
Now, the public servants at DFAT have assorted information sheets on this scheme up on their website. This very morning, I retrieved one such, dated from April of this year, which said - ‘As we progress to implementation DFAT will work closely with industry and other stakeholders to undertake the inaugural steps.’
That was still happening on the eve of election day in May, so - some little way to go to deliver those thousands of necessary workers, and not much to show for, by then, about 18 months of supposedly high priority, high-level communication between the Ministers.
I guess it works for Trump, so the Nationals figure it will work with many of their constituents; even those who are contemplating spring without imported workers.
Yeah, not many of the seaways of the world are as swimmably narrow as La Manche, are they. Even the Torres Strait is 151 km wide at its narrowest extent.
DeleteConsidering Sexton's "thoughts":
ReplyDeleteWorld population 1951: 2,584,034,261 Current 7,975,105,156 % increase: 308
Britain's population 1951: 30,271,904 Current 67,508,936 % increase: 223
Britain's birthrate in 2019: 712,213 = 1.06%
So taking in maybe even as many as 50,000 refugees per year is barely going to show, is it.
But never mind, just contemplate this:
Major sea-level rise caused by melting of Greenland ice cap is ‘now inevitable’
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/29/major-sea-level-rise-caused-by-melting-of-greenland-ice-cap-is-now-inevitable-27cm-climate
Pretty soon there won't be all that much of the 'British Isles' left as actual islands, so even the Brits too will become "refugees". Will the Euros take them all in ?
I was starting to worry Dot - what is it about holidays and mishaps? I'm sure I've caused an earthquake and a volcanic eruption - anything to ground the flights (OK, the health scare was my fault).
ReplyDeleteMr Ed is a bit funny categorising criticism of the previous government as "revisionism". No, it's just the things they did and YOU covered it up. Of course the onion muncher set a fine example - what did the pink batts royal commission or TURC turn up?
Incidentally, I notice that Grundle referenced the pond to poke fun at Sheridan
https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/08/26/melbourne-schoolgirl-cat-story-nine-lives/
Which reminds us of that classic piece by another Santamaria acolyte, Greg Sheridan, when in 2014 we were buying a bunch of F-35 Joint Strike Fighters from the US, widely regarded as useless. Not by Sheridan. The original piece has long since disappeared, but Loon Pond kept the gist:
If I believed in reincarnation, I think I’d like to come back as a Joint Strike Fighter. Lean, sinuous, sleek, intimidating, the best in my class.
Of course he would. Because these people are all stark staring mad. Does this story have nine lives? Let’s see if next week there’s still a flap.
And one can't even say that the Bromancer is exhibiting classical 'denial of reality' because he'd have to actually have some idea of what reality is in order to deny it.
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