The always reliable Bolter doing a fine beat-up in yet another minority mugging ...

(Above: Andrew Bolt in a self-portrait devised for the HUN).

So many loons, so little time that the pond has decided it's time for a shorter loon watch.

Please, if you spot a loon at work, let the pond know.

Loon watching really should be an Olympic sport, and to hell with the Putin-and Hitler-loving implications of such recognition.

There's no need to delve into the arguments of the squawking noisy loon - these will be the usual disagreeable territorial power struggles that fill the digital void, and disrupt the harmony of Zen Buddhist temples. It's just enough to provide a note to advise readers not to miss the loonacy.

First up, naturally, is the Bolter.

Now determined loon watchers can get their kicks every day at the Bolter's blog, but that requires a cast iron stomach.

Every so often, the Murdoch tabloids give a Bolter piece a little more prominence, and these pieces can usually be found outside the feeble paywall.

So here he is today kicking the can down the road - or perhaps tying it to a Muslim puppy's tail - one more time, moaning about immigration, Islamics, dangerous radicals, and the undermining of all things sacred in Australia, as you can read in ASIO report says there are great dangers from radical Islamists.

ASIO's report to Parliament last week exploded some sweet lies we've been told about our immigration program. 
Here's one: immigration brings only good things, like falafel.

Indeed, and the pond now looks forward to the Bolter writing a piece on how the immigration program has resulted in crazed, loonatic Australians of Dutch descent littering the newspapers of the land with hysterical, extreme right-wing ranting ratbaggery ...

The Bolter is indignant that Tony Abbott didn't get on board his blackening of Islamics and Muslims as a bunch of radical terrorists, likely enough with a bomb or two under the bed ...

Perhaps he'll have better luck inviting Tony Abbott to deplore the dangerous deviant folk of Dutch descent in our midst, thanks to the wretched immigration program.

Yep, it's not all broodje haring met onion and pickles, Dutch peppermints, Dutch chocolate, and glory of glories, Dutch sitcoms and blackface Sinterklaas ...

You can also cop a wannabe bully boy ratbag demagogue of the Geert Wilders kind.

Like the Bolter, the pond has some doubts, a few qualms about pointing the finger at Dutch folk:

Abbott is right to a point. Even writing this threatens to do more harm than good. 
It could simply license racists and make our very many law-abiding Dutch folk here feel threatened and insulted. 
But for years journalists kept diplomatically quiet about this problem of ranting, raving Australians of Dutch descent, and that didn't help either.

Oh sorry, the pond let a typo or two loose.

Here's the Bolter:

Abbott is right to a point. Even writing this threatens to do more harm than good. It could simply license racists and make our very many law-abiding Muslims here feel threatened and insulted. 
But for years journalists kept diplomatically quiet about these problems and that didn't help either.

Ah well, at least it means Aborigines have been spared yet another flogging. Perhaps they can cop it tomorrow.

Abbott is right to a point. Even writing this threatens to do more harm than good. It could simply license racists and make our very many law-abiding Aborigines here feel threatened and insulted. 
But for years journalists kept diplomatically quiet about these problems of deviant blacks and whites pretending to be black, and that didn't help either.

Yep, that'll work a treat.

Remember, when you're a demon hunter, there's always demons to be found, and exemplary demonisation is sure to follow ...

And instead of all that hopeful talk about being part of the solution, remember it's always better to be part of the problem ...

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