Lindsay Tanner and Janet Albrechtsen and head spinning free marketeers

(Above: Linda Blair getting a head spin in The Exorcist. Hah, that's nothing, this is a head spin!)

Lindsay Tanner on The Punch, Australia's most torpid conversation.

Buy Australian not worth the risk to our economy.

Janet Albrechtsen trying to stir the possum in The Australian.

Buy Australia sells us short

Tanner channelling Albrechtsen or Albrechtsen channelling Tanner?

Either way, it's scary stuff. We're gunna need a ghost buster or an exorcist if Australia's not to be doomed.

Why is my head still spinning, why am I left speechless?

And the only whinges in The Punch were from protectionists ... oh lordy, is this the love that dare not speak its name?