Sunday, September 06, 2026

Heeerre's Polonius, and even worse, heerre's "Ned" ...

 

The pond should have mentioned the other thing that lifts the spirits, a weekly serve of the Beast, with Caitlin Cassidy standing in for the venerable Meade last Friday, and offering an array of follies...

The pond doesn't care a fig for the likes of loudmouth Kyle and influencers, but there's always a reptile-related yarn.

Take this one about the dog botherer ...

A fight with punches pulled
If you’ve been on News24’s Facebook page lately, you would have been greeted with a banner proclaiming “The fight for the right”, with smiling images of Angus Taylor and Pauline Hanson. “So Sky is openly campaigning for both right wing parties now?” one commenter asked. Not exactly.
The banner is promoting a documentary by Chris Kenny, investigating who will win the battle for rightwing voters. Kenny appeared to have unfettered access to One Nation, including a lengthy sit-down with Hanson and the new MP for Farrer, David Farley. This, of course, while Guardian Australia and the ABC have been banned from her press conferences.
“Right now people are dismayed by the major parties,” Kenny opened. “They’ve been let down by pandemic overreach, net zero and energy zealotry, record immigration and a cost-of-living crunch.”
The hour went along in a similar vein, with hard-ball questions to Hanson such as “you’ve been abused, you’ve been mocked, yet you keep going … why?” and, “are you still lonely?” The testiest moment came when Kenny quizzed Hanson on whether she would admit her 1990s comments about Australia being “swamped by Asians” were wrong. “If you were wrong about the migrants back then, you could be wrong about the migrants now,” he mused.

Hard hitting journo? A stick of fairy floss would have more substance, and be sugar sweet too.

What a twit he is, and that's much of the dog botherer floss the pond could take, and so the pond felt mightily pleased at being able to kick his weekend offering to the intermittent archive kerb ...

Productivity plummets in the ‘do not disturb’ nation

A sample will do, as another example of what the dog botherer calls productivity and a boon to the economy ... 



Running around asking softball questions, rabbiting on and on and on about this and that and the other is a form of productivity?

If getting disturbed by the dog botherer is the way to productivity, please do not disturb. Being in that sort of third world country has its charms...

Sadly when the pond looked around for alternatives, the dog botherer almost looked appealing.

The Angelic one had decided to go off on a Catholic mission...

Backdoor to baby industry: the risk of surrogacy law review
Push to legalise commercial surrogacy in Australia risks creating a human trade
Australia’s altruistic surrogacy system could be quietly traded away for a US-style commercial model. Critics warn proposed laws will effectively legalise buying and selling children.
By Angela Shanahan

The pond did its best to care, but collapsed into a bog swamp of indifference.

The poor possum was feeling incredibly defensive...

I can just hear the nay-sayers. Critics like me are blithely dubbed religious moralists, banished to the outer reaches of pause fundamentalism and ignored. 

What does "pause fundamentalism" mean? 

Colour the pond clueless. 

Is this an example of creative reptile productivity at work? Or perhaps the AI sub-editor was reaching for "pious fundamentalism"? Likely the pond will never know.

All the same, the alternatives to hand almost made the Angelic one look appealing.

It was wall to wall Gina's pampered pet.

Polonius can usually be relied on to be boring in his prattle, but this weekend he was mind-numbingly tedious ...



The header: Labor faces threat as ‘squeezed middle’ voters turn to One Nation; Roosevelt called them the ‘forgotten man’ and Menzies the ‘forgotten people’. Now Australia’s working and middle-class voters are finding a new political home, polling reveals.

The caption for a couple of clowns imported from MAGA America: One Nation’s Luke Herdegen celebrates with supporters after his party claimed victory in the Secret Harbour by-election. PIC: Paul Garvey

Which Roosevelt? Is it possible that Polonius is unaware there were a couple who were president? Why should the pond have to run off to the full to overflowing intertubes to learn he was referencing a pinko socialistic prevert?

As for the text, Polonius and the rest of the reptile mob don't seem to realise that the more they talk up Gina's pet, the better for her.

It gets even worse when Polonius thinks the cure is to wander down memory lane, like a rapidly aging old codger:

As an adult I have lived through three recessions: namely 1974-75, 1982-83 and 1990-91.
My contract as an academic at a university in Melbourne ended in 1975. But the impact of the economic downturn towards the end of Gough Whitlam’s Labor government was still extant and unemployment, interest rates and inflation were high. It was a difficult time for many Australians, particularly the private sector.
The 1982-83 recession had little personal impact on me. During this period I had an effectively tenured job in the commonwealth public service. Sure, regular pay increases decreased in amount at times. But life was secure.
It was different in 1991-92 when I had to survive in the marketplace without any long-term security with high inflation and interest rates and increasing unemployment.
The point being that recessions – and times like now when the cost of living is increasing, real wages are diminishing and interest rates and inflation are high – hit hardest at the private sector.
Right now the rich and well-off are doing fine, as is evident to anyone who follows the lifestyles of men and women who feature in the various rich lists. To them, increases in energy, fuel and food prices are of little moment. Rents are irrelevant and all but a few houses are affordable.
At the other end of the socio-economic ladder are Australians in receipt of direct government payments – pensioners, welfare recipients and the like. Their payments/incomes are low. But they are adjusted to take inflation into account.

After that opening, designed to prove that in his time Polonius had known suffering and was down wit those who still suffer, and never mind the way he's traded himself into a handy gig at the Sydney Institute, earning a living trolling for wealth patrons:

There is something of a myth about the poor living in social housing. In some sense they are fortunate. They have secure accommodation, provided they abide by the rules of their tenancy, and do not have to look after maintenance. Also, those on low incomes who own properties have a degree of security not experienced by renters. Those Australians who suffer most when rents are high are individuals on low incomes who depend on the private housing market.

The private housing market persecutes renters? Why that sounds almost socialistic, almost Franklin D.

Just to make sure we know it's about Pauline, there came another snap: One Nation leader Pauline Hanson celebrates the party’s Secret Harbour by-election seat win in WA. Picture: Facebook



That was the last snap to interrupt the Polonial prattle, as he carried on with the suffering, as if to the working class born.

Would Ming the merciless get another mention? Might as well ask if climate change is going to produce some unnerving situations in the years ahead...of course it is; of course Ming will turn up, with the FDR issue finally solved ...

At times of economic downturn those who also suffer are, to use an old-fashioned terminology, the middle class and the working class. Particularly, individuals in the private sector and medium to small businesses. In a previous generation, the latter group was called “the forgotten man” by US Democratic Party president Franklin D. Roosevelt. And “the forgotten people” by Australian Liberal Party founder Robert Menzies.
Economist Robert Carling, in a recent Centre for Independent Studies report titled Leviathan on the Rampage, estimated that nearly half of Australian voters are dependent on government payments for their income.
Life is quite different for those with low incomes who are not in receipt of government payments for wages, welfare and the like.

More socialist thinking! Polonius suffering along with low income earners.

All well and good, as Polonius came up with a novel theory.

It was anti-Semitism that drove people to One Nation ...

Surging support
As I, among others, have argued, the initial surge in support for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party took place between December last year and early February this year. This is evident in an analysis of Newspoll that reflected the terrorist attack on the Australian Jewish community at Bondi Beach on December 14.
This was regarded by many as an attack on Australian society in general. One Nation’s support has increased since then, as witnessed by its victories in the federal by-election in Farrer in southern NSW and in the West Australian state by-election in the southern Perth electorate of Secret Harbour. One Nation also performed well in the South Australian state election in March.

Of all the far-fetched reasons for Pauline's enhanced presence, that surely takes the cake.

Back in November 2025, Gina was ready to get things rolling ...

Last November, when Pauline Hanson cooked a steak for Barnaby Joyce in her parliamentary office, barely anyone raised an eyebrow that the wagyu on the menu was from 2GR – Gina Rinehart’s beef company.
Umami-rich marbled beef from the brand, named after Australia’s richest person and her daughter Ginia, retails at more than $100 a kilogram. It is more at home in the world’s high-end restaurants than in a sandwich press.
But its presence in Hanson’s office as part of a carefully curated media stunt showed that Rinehart was already playing a part in One Nation’s expansionist push, which has been gathering pace over the past six months.
Soon after the dinner, Joyce – who is one of Rinehart’s most loyal friends in the Australian parliament – announced his defection from the Nationals to One Nation, confirming his move on radio in Tamworth in early December on “Macca’s” 88.9FM breakfast program.
“I think I almost had to declare those steaks – I didn’t realise they were wagyu, they were very, very nice,” Joyce joked.
Looking up to make eye contact with the studio camera, Hanson piped up as if in a commercial: “2GR! 2GR!”
In the clip, an impeccably made-up Hanson is wearing a blue-and-white check shirt branded S Kidman and Co – another of Rinehart’s companies. And later that day she boarded the S Kidman and Co private aircraft to hitch a ride home to Brisbane alongside her fellow NSW One Nation senator Sean Bell.
The flight was not declared in line with Senate rules until many months later, after the Guardian had contacted Hanson’s office asking about her travel arrangements that day. (Graudian)

And so on, and Tamworth's ineradicable shame knew that the way to stay relevant was to borrow all the far right policies the lizards of Oz have been espousing for decades.

With Gina's money to hand, the hair-dyed ranga could embark on attention-seeking stunts ... again per the Graudian, 

The point?

...Dr Imogen Richards, a criminology researcher at Deakin University, said announcing or appearing on podcasts with contentious counterparts was akin to a “pseudo event” that’s as much about the publicity as it is about the content.
“The aim of these types of manoeuvres by more fringe, or formerly more fringe, political actors is to shift the Overton window and move the parameters of public political debate rightward,” she said.
Richards said Hanson’s rise in popularity meant her decisions between now and the federal election couldn’t be ignored, or dismissed as attention-grabbing.
“What [Hanson’s] doing is building international far-right alliances and signposting them,” she said.
Researchers for the anti-fascist group the White Rose Society suggested their meeting served the “attention economy” with a shared hostility “against non-white people”.

The selling card has always been about furriners causing the ruination of everything, climate science being a nonsense, mixed with hostility, anger and resentment (fear is behind everything).

This routine has been peddled by many who saw the way and the light offered by mad King Donald.

In his usual way, Polonius sounded completely clueless and turned to others with a degree in cluelessness:

South Australian Labor Premier Peter Malinauskas immediately saw the significance of the result for his party. In an evident defence of the Australian working class and middle class, he said: “I don’t like it when I see people associated with the progressive side of politics sneering at those who wave the flag or wrap themselves in the flag. I would rather us celebrate patriotism and recognise it at its best, a representation of what Australia is really about when we think about providing opportunity to others.” Malinauskas understands that One Nation is a threat to Labor as it is to the Coalition. So does NSW Labor Premier Chris Minns, who faces an election in March.

That's exactly the inauthentic blather that makes voters turn to One Nation. She's offering what the doofuses Malinauskas and Minns are offering, just with more ferocity, and she has the Liberals so terrified, the best the beefy boofhead can do is pinch her fags policy, hoping to get everybody back on to smoking nail coffins at a fair price.

Pollster John Utting recently released a survey of 1000 One Nation supporters in which one-time Labor Party operative Bruce Hawker was involved.
Interviewed by Nick Bryant on ABC Radio National Saturday Extra on August 29, Hawker commented that One Nation voters overwhelmingly used to vote Liberal although some of the longer-term supporters would have voted Labor in the past.
Hawker said “only about 17 per cent of the people who are now coming over to One Nation … now come from the Labor Party”. He said Senator Hanson’s supporters “don’t feature heavily amongst the poorest in Australia or the wealth­iest – they’re in what we call the squeezed middle”.
According to the Utting research, One Nation supporters “feel that immigration is the big issue that is holding Australia back”. Hawker said for One Nation voters immigration was an economic issue but for some it was also a cultural issue.
The problem for Labor is that an increasing number of voters called the “squeezed middle” could move away from Labor to One Nation. That seems to have been the case in the once safe Labor seat of Secret Harbour.
One Nation’s threat to the Coalition is well-known. However, as Kemi Badenoch has demonstrated in Britain, the Conservative Party, according to some polls, has won back support from Nigel Farage’s Reform UK party and is now narrowly behind Labour.
In her book on the May 2025 election titled Earthquake: The Election That Shook Australia, Niki Savva revealed that Labor Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke believed that Labor would form a majority government after the 2025 election. But Savva reported that “Burke was convinced he was about to lose his once-safe seat of Watson” in western Sydney – presumably because of opposition from the extreme left and some radical Muslim groups.
This never made much sense and Burke was comfortably returned. The threat to Labor is like­lier to come from what Hawker refers to as the “squeezed middle” and working class who feel that Labor no longer stands for what they believe in.
Gerard Henderson is executive director of The Sydney Institute.

It's just as likely that One Nation voters come from News Corp tabloid footy readers, who notice on page one that everything is ruined, Islamics are everywhere, furriners are stealing their daughters, and what's wrong with coal and gas, NT and deep north toad style?

And just as likely they live in the bush, imagining that Barners is authentic when he's really only been an accountant and a pollie.

We've been here before ... and the pond trusts that correspondents have been up to speed reading Adam Morton in the Graudian ...Albanese’s resources minister celebrating the Beetaloo carbon bomb is a hell of a choice. Labor can’t say it wasn’t warned.



And as Polonius had a little side dish for the Australian Daily Zionist News, why not try Arwa Mahdawi's Ben-Gvir posts Palestinians on conveyor belts to detention camps. The world is silent.

Unfortunately, dealing with the Oz hive mind, running silent is the default mode ...

The pond realises that diligent herpetology students will have already followed yesterday's link in the pond, and have now staggered off to a rest home.

But the pond promised it would endure the "Ned" Everest climb, even if's more yammering on the same topic ...

The pond could have taken the Paul Garvey road, and strolled into Inside the social media ‘dark arts’ that fuelled One Nation’s shock win; Labor claims an organised One Nation network swamped its messaging in the Secret Harbour by-election; others say the party missed the point.



Polonius would have been shocked to discover an online world of festering fear and loathing ...

And so would quaint old "Ned", who thinks endless blather is some sort of analysis ...



The header: Nation eyes contest dominated by a clash between Albanese’s Labor and Hanson’s One Nation; Once dismissed as a fringe protest vote, Pauline Hanson’s party is now emerging as an alternative to the Coalition and Labor. Many of its voters say they won’t be changing their mind amid new research revealing they’re as locked-in as Trump’s MAGA base.

The artwork frankly is designed to suggest that Pauline is the real rival to Albo, with the beefy boofhead's mob a no show. Well played Frank: A contest dominated by Anthony Albanese’s Labor v Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is ‘an alarming, divisive and potentially disastrous event for Australia’. Artwork: Frank Ling

As the pond suggested yesterday, "Ned" will waste at least 11 minutes of a reader's life, and offered a link to prove it, Nation eyes contest dominated by a clash between Albanese’s Labor and Hanson’s One Nation.

But there was one real tragedy with the archived version, and that's the inability of the archive to capture all the fancy gifs and astonishing stats that the reptiles wheeled out in support of Gina's pet.

So there is something to be gained by plunging back in ...

A new survey of One Nation voters reveals the ideological depth and near unbreakable loyalty of a significant segment, suggesting that Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is evolving beyond a protest movement into a potential far-right party that transforms centre-right politics.
A pivotal result from the survey is that many One Nation voters are “locked in”, perhaps similar to Donald Trump’s MAGA loyalists. A total of 52 per cent rate themselves 10 out of 10 “absolutely certain” to vote One Nation at the next election and won’t be dissuaded. Another 26 per cent rate themselves eight or nine out of 10, meaning they are “firm” for One Nation.
Those who can be persuaded to leave One Nation are in the 22-27 per cent zone of current One Nation voters. That gives Coalition leaders Angus Taylor and Matt Canavan some hope of detaching such voters, but to this stage they are not penetrating.

Given the opportunity to show off Moorice's spawn, a 'leet investment banker down with working class folk, the reptiles naturally went with the fake ranga ... NSW One Nation Leader Mike Newman says Australians feel there is “change coming” with the rise of One Nation.




"Ned" was in a state of panic about the "eruption":

The evolution of Hanson’s party into a potential permanent feature of centre-right politics is the central conclusion from the research. It was conducted by John Utting, the former pollster for the ALP, in collaboration with former Labor strategist Bruce Hawker, who has worked on more than 40 campaigns in this country and abroad. They devised the survey together and Hawker conducted an exclusive interview with Inquirer on its insights.
The survey sample was 1014 One Nation voters and held in August. It provides a detailed profile of One Nation voters, when they went to Hanson and their reasons, their political beliefs, how they see One Nation as a party, their attitudes towards the Coalition and Albanese government and the prospects of defections from Hanson’s party. The 83-page report is possibly the most detailed public assessment of One Nation’s recent eruption.

This is where the reptiles began to roll out compelling data ...



Not many folk agitated by anti-Semitism in that mob ...but there's a lot of mug punters up for the con job and the grifters.

Anyone who thinks One Nation will govern in style are dumber than the crowd you can find at the Longyard, out Golden Guitar way ...

The survey shows that 87 per cent of voters believe One Nation “has clear, workable plans to deliver what it promises”. But the breakdown is not so impressive, with only 37 per cent “strongly” agreeing and 50 per cent “somewhat” agreeing.
There is confidence in One Nation’s governing capacity. A total of 50 per cent believe One Nation “can win government outright”. Of the rest 27 per cent reject this proposition while 23 per cent are unsure. The conclusion: half of One Nation voters see the party as a government in waiting. Indeed, they might be more confident than Hanson herself.
Hanson is the ultimate heroine, with 98 per cent of One Nation voters saying she “says what a lot of Australians are really thinking” and 97 per cent saying she stands up “for ordinary, working people”. No other political leader remotely generates such fidelity from party supporters. These are deeply emotional ties.
Asked if One Nation held the balance of power in the House of Representatives whether they would support the party going into coalition with the Liberals and Nationals, 64 per cent supported this view but 10 per cent opposed. On a coalition with Labor, the figures were 74 per cent rejection and 10 per cent support.
Asked about preferences, 74 per cent of One Nation voters said they would preference the Coalition as against 9 per cent preferencing Labor. Yet 74 per cent remains far below the flow of Greens preferences to Labor, now running in the high 80s. There is no prospect of any Coalition-One Nation preference arrangement matching the Labor-Greens model so vital in delivering a Labor government.

Not seen enough of the ranga peril yet? Hold the sub-editor's beer ... and remember to label her as a veritable Jeanne d'Arc ... Senator Pauline Hanson, ‘the ultimate heroine’, at the official launch of Wounded Heroes Australia 24-Hour Challenge for FNQ veterans and Defence families. Picture: Shae Beplate



On with pumping up the results ...

Assessing the implications of the survey, Hawker tells Inquirer: “The most important thing I’ve found in the research is a transition away from One Nation as a vehicle for expressing unhappiness with the major parties to endorsing its policies in their own right. I think for the foreseeable future we will see One Nation as a real alternative, not just as a reaction to cost-of-living pressures.
"Voters see One Nation as expressing the attitudes that most approximate their own feelings about Australia. Her supporters see Hanson as authentic. For them, she is the real deal.
“I think we will see three parties on the right, two on the right and one on the hard right. My feeling is that in the near future One Nation is going to be the principal right-wing party in this country.
“I think the next election is going to be a values contest primarily between Anthony Albanese’s Labor Party and Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party.
“We haven’t seen anything like this in our lifetimes and you would probably have to go back to the Second World War or earlier to see something this significant on the right side of politics.
“Of course, on the left we have seen major shakeouts from the Labor Party during the 20th century, but what’s different now is that the Liberals are feeling the full brunt of it.”
Published polls show One Nation remains strong, though its support may have reached a ceiling. This week Newspoll had One Nation leading the field on 30 per cent primary vote, followed by Labor on 29 per cent, the Coalition on 19 per cent and the Greens on 13 per cent.
The Redbridge-Accent Research poll in The Australian Financial Review had roughly similar results with Labor at 29 per cent, One Nation at 28 per cent and the Coalition at 22 per cent. Its two-party preferred split had Labor still in an election-winning position.

The reptiles decided that demographics was the next port of call ...



Rustics, men and old farts!

Who'd have guessed, but if you believe Polonius, they're all dedicated anti-Semites.

"Ned" sounded gloomy about the beefy boofhead and the Canavan caravan ...

Political events this week offered some credence to Hawker’s analysis. One Nation’s success in taking the West Australian outer suburban state seat of Secret Harbour from Labor revealed its ability to damage Labor as well as the Coalition. The upshot was Albanese’s political assault on Hanson’s party for “peddling dangerous, divisive and dishonest” politics.
His message is that Labor faces a historic mission: to defeat the populists now on the march. Yet Albanese quickly found Hanson’s ability to turn his words against him. Current omens point to a coming Albanese-Hanson battle.
Hawker says: “The government and Anthony Albanese must engage Hanson. The Liberals and the Nationals won’t get too involved in this fight. It will come down to a battle of ideas and values between Labor and One Nation. This is a clash between two conflicting views of the world and Australia.”
Politics is now dominated by two struggles – the battle for ascendancy on the right between Hanson and the Taylor-Canavan coalition – with the outcome having a decisive impact on the election contest between Labor and the forces of the right wing. Labor believes if Hanson is ascendant on the right most Australians will shun a change of government. This is buttressed by the reality – if One Nation leads the Liberals on primary votes, Liberal preferences will spray everywhere, with many Liberals reluctant to preference One Nation.

How soon can Josh come back? The Nine rags were hot to trot for the man who didn't have the ticker, Stars align for Frydenberg comeback. That could eclipse Taylor.

No wonder they looked a tad perplexed, glum and consternated: Matt Canavan and Angus Taylor Coalition leaders have some hope of detaching the 22-27 per cent zone of current One Nation voters who can be persuaded to leave, but to this stage they are not penetrating. Picture Gary Ramage



"Ned" then proceeded to confirm that the reptile and the Hansonite agendas were one and the same ...

One Nation voters are confident a Hanson government will deliver on their main concerns. Asked whether Hanson would “do a good job” on a range of issues the numbers were decisive: immigration 93 per cent, crime 87 per cent, housing 79 per cent, cost of living 77 per cent, defence 73 per cent and the economy 70 per cent. These voters feel sure about Hanson’s delivery capacity. Yet these are heroic assumptions, contrary to most views and analysis.
Significantly, One Nation voters mainly support the party because of its beliefs (45 per cent) more than they feel other parties have let them down (34 per cent) while those saying their support is because of Hanson are 20 per cent, suggesting Hanson is more a catalyst than the essential factor.
This is not a right-wing rebellion. It is, in fact, a fracturing of right-wing opinion, a hardening of sentiment and a decisive shift further right. It is the Liberal Party that has lost a sizeable section of these voters.
The survey reveals that 70 per cent of One Nation voters supported another party at the 2025 election or did not vote at all. The 2025 election functions as the trigger for turning voters away from the Coalition.
Of these new One Nation voters, 38 per cent defected from the Liberal and National parties and 17 per cent from Labor, while 9 per cent did not vote or cannot recall their previous vote.

Cue another graph showing how hard up these voters were, confirming that their stance had nothing to do with bigotry, hate and a devotion to populist authoritarianism (irony alert):




"Ned" could feel the vibe...

One Nation voters are deeply alienated and feel the political system has abandoned them. They feel most politicians look after themselves, not the country (95 per cent); feel that “people like me have no say in what the government does” (83 per cent); think Australia needs a “strong leader prepared to break the rules” (81 per cent); and say “it doesn’t matter which party is in power” (62 per cent).
A total of 91 per cent believe the nation is “on the wrong track” compared with 2 per cent saying it is heading “in the right direction”.
This points to profound disillusionment and resentment. It contrasts with polling of all voters from last month showing 62 per cent said wrong direction, with 24 per cent opting for right direc­tion.
Asked to nominate why Australia was on the wrong track, One Nation voters nominated immigration (39 per cent), cost of living (35 per cent), politicians and government (32 per cent), the economy and debt (26 per cent) and housing (17 per cent).
Their feelings of financial pain are fundamental. Two out of three One Nation voters say their household finances are worse than three to four years ago, with 41 per cent saying it is “a lot worse”, 27 per cent saying “a little worse”, 18 per cent recording “about the same” and only 14 per cent feeling “better off” at all.
(One voter reported in these words: “Every year the power bill goes up and never down, whatever they promise, I’m not asking for handouts. I worked, I paid tax my whole life. I bought this house.” Another said: “I just didn’t think this is where I would be at my age, sitting with a calculator working out what I can afford at the shops.”)

Sorry, the pond must have missed that bit about "Ned" recycled the Zionist riff that was being being peddled by Polonius. You know ...

As I, among others, have argued, the initial surge in support for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party took place between December last year and early February this year. This is evident in an analysis of Newspoll that reflected the terrorist attack on the Australian Jewish community at Bondi Beach on December 14.

Probably it's the way that the Bondi beach terror attack made power bills go up.

Tired of getting endless mug shots of the ranga? 

Yearning for a shot of Tamworth's undying shame, as he turns up in an AV distraction? 

Sorry, the reptiles are always ready to show off Pauline ... One Nation MP Barnaby Joyce says his party is pushing to expand early access to superannuation to help Australians with the cost-of-living pressures. “If you’re able to get money out and it’s an arduous process … they tax you at 17 to 22 per cent,” Mr Joyce told News24. “That’s actually higher than later on.”




Beginning to see a pattern?

Barners might be diligently working to wreck superannuation, but it's the bottle ranga that scores the visual:

The reality is that while Hanson remains strong, Australian politics will be more polarised as the centre of gravity on the centre-right moves distinctly further right and Albanese Labor doubles down on its core values and policies.
The only way to combat Hanson is to abandon the notion that as a protest party her backers will eventually get disenchanted. On the contrary, this is now a frontline political and ideological battle. Hanson doesn’t have detailed policies but this misses the point. Voters know what she represents.
Hanson believes in ideas once deeply rooted in Australian character and life. Her authenticity originates in the annals of our history. She backs economic protection, hostility to so-called mass migration, scepticism about multiculturalism, hostility to climate change action, coal and gas over renewables, rejection of identity politics, ditching “welcome to country”, scepticism towards free markets and hostility towards elite progressivism.
Hawker says: “We are seeing with One Nation a hearkening back to a different era. But 75 years ago many of these ideas were pretty much mainstream, including in the Labor Party. And it’s her apparent authenticity that gives her the edge over the Liberals. She has simple cut-through messages that are easy to accept and require critical thinking to reject.
“Our research shows the principal issue is immigration but the major parties can’t really come far enough to meet Hanson’s concerns on immigration. They can’t do enough to satisfy her voters.”

Ah, the good old days of the White Australia policy, but what's the talk about immigration? How could Polonius get it wrong?



The white Xian nationalist mob at work, though the pond was surprised at the number of atheists in the data. Perhaps gun owners don't feel any need for god, not when they have the power of a god in their hands ...

Back to the bigotry, of the kind you can find in the bush more than the big smoke, where a multicultural society is a given, and the chance of deporting enough to return the country to a monoculture (whatever that means) was lost long ago ... unless they go full ICE, and turn to war criminals to lead the charge:

Voters have two chief concerns about immigration. They are worried about the sheer numbers, saying “cut it, pause it”, but when pressed on why they wanted lower numbers the main reason was because it was “changing Australia’s culture and identity too much”.
The survey, however, reveals two categories of Hanson voters and this is the chance for the Coalition. They are the “rusted on” who have been with Hanson for more than five years, who are almost certain to stick, and a far bigger group of “new arrivals” who have defected to Hanson within the past year and are 41 per cent of her voters. This group is far less impressed and less attached.
Asked whether a credible Liberal Party might be able to win them back, 35 per cent of the “new arrivals” agreed while only 14 per cent of the “rusted on” agreed. Asked whether they were certain to vote One Nation at the next election, only 40 per cent of the “new arrivals” agreed while 82 per cent of the “rusted on” agreed.
Only 44 per cent of “new arrivals” see Hanson in “very favourable” terms while 85 per cent of the “rusted on” see her this way.
On the issue of “like” and “dislike”, One Nation voters are highly polarised. The person they most like is Hanson (95 per cent), followed by Ben Roberts-Smith (69 per cent), the VC winner now subject of war crimes allegations, with Barnaby Joyce next (62 per cent). For One Nation voters Roberts-Smith is a hero. Joyce is a distinct asset. While Hanson supports Trump her party is split, with Trump sinking to a 55-42 unfavourable/favourable rating. The old-style Hanson loyalists still admire him, not the new arrivals.

It goes without saying that they love Tamworth's shame and an alleged war criminal. 

Just see how funny the alternative looks... Prime Minister Anthony Albanese faces mounting pressure to sharpen Labor’s national strategy. Picture: Jason Edwards / NewsWire



That snaps a reptile classic. What a funny looking man he is, how they're all laughing at him... what a cue to form an intense dislike of him, and sure enough, the reptiles know their hive mind.

All their diligent work mocking Albo has paid off in spades (the shovel kind, not the other) ...

All Hanson voters loathe Labor and Albanese. A total of 95 per cent disapprove of Albanese and less than 3 per cent approve him. Even the softest One Nation voters are hostile. A total of 94 per cent report he “says one thing and does another” and 88 per cent say he is “out of touch with ordinary people”. Labor’s hopes of winning back voters who have defected to One Nation look dismal.
As Liberal leader, Taylor, has a steep climb ahead of him. One Nation voters find against him 32-52 on a favourable/unfavourable rating. But 16 per cent have no view or have never heard of him. Indeed, when asked if they had heard of Taylor, 30 per cent said “some” and 40 per cent said “a little”.
Asked if Taylor represented traditional Liberal values, 55 per cent agreed (but only 6 per cent strongly agreed); asked if he would cut immigration, 49 per cent agreed (but only 10 per cent strongly agreed); asked if he had policies and ideas for the future, 38 per cent agreed (but only 4 per cent strongly agreed). The survey concluded that Taylor had “potential but almost nothing is strong”.
On these results Taylor needs to rethink his media strategy since he lacks the firepower to pull voters back to the Liberals.
Canavan suffers from lack of recognition from One Nation voters, with 43 per cent saying they have seen nothing of him or are unsure of who he is. Yet he rates better than Taylor, scoring 37 per cent both sides of the favourable/unfavourable ledger.

What a remarkably well informed bunch they are, and now stand by for a snap of Paddie, because he's the next to feature in an AV distraction ... Defence Industry and Pacific Islands Minister Pat Conroy says One Nation’s immigration policies “can’t be believed”.




Sheesh, the pond got that one wrong. No way the reptiles were going to show off Paddie, not when they had an image of Pauline to hand.

Of course the reptiles were going to feature Pauline, they can't get enough of the ranga ... and so at long last, an end to "Ned", living in hope, dreaming a beefy boofhead dream ... provided he remembers to persecute the other and the different...

On the Liberal Party, 68 per cent of One Nation voters say it is “deeply divided” and 59 per cent say it has “no clear policies or direction” – not an optimistic summary. However 27 per cent of One Nation voters – one in four – report that a “united, credible Liberal Party would be likely to win back their vote”. Asked what policies the Liberals would need to get voters returning, immigration headed the list.
Finally, the survey dissects the profile of Hanson’s voters. The gender split is sharp – 62 per cent men and 38 per cent women. The age profile is dramatic, with 56 per cent older than 50 and only 17 per cent in the younger 18 to 34 age group. A majority of 61 per cent report they are still working. They tend to be homeowners, with 77 per cent owning their home and only 17 per cent being renters; the breakdown shows 42 per cent own their home outright while 35 per cent have a mortgage.
One Nation has penetrated every state, its strongest being Queensland (27 per cent) and its lowest being NSW and Victoria, both on 20 per cent. A total of 55 per cent live outside a capital city; the farther from the capital city, the stronger the One Nation vote. The profile is strong Anglo-Australian profile with 88 per cent speaking only English at home. Their religion falls essentially under two categories – 59 per cent Christian and 33 per cent no religion.
One Nation voters are middle-income earners and being financially squeezed. An income breakdown by quintiles shows they are poorly represented in the lowest and highest earning quintiles but are concentrated across quintiles two, three and fourth, covering the income range $60,000 to $195,000. A typical One Nation household has an annual income of $101,000. Tradies are the heartland of One Nation support.
With the election not due until 2028, the politics will probably get more volatile. But a contest dominated by Albanese Labor v Hanson’s party would be an alarming, divisive and potentially disastrous event for Australia. We are being warned: the nation is on the brink.

Didn't "Ned" start with a snap showing just that, a contest between Albo and the ranga? So the lizard Oz is alarming, divisive, and promoting a  potentially disastrous event for Australia? What's new?

As the pond has gone so far down this path, might as well fling in the lizard Oz editorialist ...




The pond wanted that in because it shows just how much the lizard Oz and One Nation sing from the same song sheet.

Say it again to make it clear...

The ideological rift on climate, merit, gender and identity has been compounded by economic pressures that are set only to worsen. The warnings made by Reserve Bank deputy governor Andrew Hauser in November last year are coming true. In a Melbourne Cup-themed address Mr Hauser said the economy might find itself boxed in by its own capacity constraints, with little scope for demand growth to rise further without adding to inflationary pressures. That is clearly the conclusion of economic data this week that revealed modest growth but flatlining productivity and GDP growth per capital. Economists are tipping further rate rises this year because government policy has failed to deliver what Mr Hauser warned was the only escape route, which is to grow the capacity of the economy.
But rather than deal with the issues of low productivity, big government spending and $1 trillion in debt, Jim Chalmers has been more determined to play politics with perceived intergenerational inequity on house prices and accumulated capital wealth. Combined, these are the pressures that have pushed a large number of voters to One Nation.

Why all that's like reading the lizard Oz any day of the week, and the same goes for the next bit ...




Roll that around on the tongue.

The pond couldn't imagine a more succinct summary of the position of the reptiles.

It's as if the One Nation mob had been fed a steady diet of Dame Slap, the dog botherer, the canny Cranston, and Geoff, always chambering a birdshot round ...

Half of One Nation voters see the party as a government in waiting. Kelly writes that Senator Hanson backs economic protection; hostility to so-called mass migration; scepticism about multiculturalism; hostility to climate change action; coal and gas over renewables; rejection of identity politics; ditching “welcome to country”; scepticism towards free markets, and; hostility towards elite progressivism.

Tick, tick, tick and tick.

Still couldn't spot that Polonial anti-Semitism, but could spot all that the reptiles believe in, from climate science denialism, fear and loathing of renewables, endless crusading about furriners, and blather about woke 'leets.

About the only thing a few old-fashioned reptiles might have trouble with is free markets, but given the way that Faux Noise has gone all in on world wide tariff wars, there can't be that many of that old school thinking left ...

As an addendum, the reptiles also ran an editorial praising the beefy boofhead for his desire to kowtow to the IPA and bring back big tobacco, as dumb a policy position as that talk of the amount of GST in a birthday cake ...




If that's where the beefy boofhead is headed, into a bidding war with Pauline, he's on a hiding to nothing ...

As for "not encouraging smoking", you'd have to be a simpleton not to note the preceding point: "The move could yield even more money for government coffers". 

Why? Because Freedumb boy, kissing cousin to big tobacco and the IPA, is all in on the idea that more people smoking means more moola, and never mind all the deaths and diseases, and the strain on an already strained health system.

It's impossible to make up the stupidity of the far right. Not only do they want climate change to kill us, they want to speed up the job with fags ...

On the other hand, there's not many things to rename, though maybe Paulinandia could get a run for the deep north ...or the lizard Oz  could get tagged as the Pauline Press, full of photographic portrait treasures ...




And in the weekly debrief, here's a strategy designed to make Vlad the impaler and Chairman Xi nod approvingly ...together with News Corp's approval, via state regime media Faux Noise ...





Saturday, September 05, 2026

In which the pond ducks, dodges and weaves but still gets lumbered with the bromancer and Dame Slap ...

 

For light relief, the pond likes to look to tales emanating from little England.

After producing an empire that blighted large swathes of the planet, it now seems in terminal decline.

In such a situation, many countries turn to con artists and grifters for an instant solution.

The United States has already gone there with a mad king, and little England has been thinking about it, with Nigel busy making plans (okay, agreed, a country that boasts a populist Pauline can't be taking cheap shots).

Once you have a loon getting ready to take the reins, you have columnists ready to have fun.

A dose of cracking Crace or a marinating Hydeing, and the pond feels quite cheerful and ready to face an ominous world, or even worse, solemn herpetology studies.

Throw in a few cartoons, and the pond can cope with its daily descent into the hive mind.

It's true that the United States offers the same opportunities, what with the pond having to keep up with the many nicknames that have been given to Pete Hegseth, from Colonel Vodka to No Tab Pete to Kegsbreath to Dumb McNamara. (Reddit)

No Tab Pete has become infamous for his purges, and waddya know, the very same word bobbed up this day in the lizard Oz.

Following Our Henry's effort yesterday deploring Maoism, the bromancer followed up with a belated revival of his war with China ...



The header: Take Xi Jinping at his word: communist true believer, admires Mao and Stalin; Australia’s failure to grasp the CCP’s totalitarian nature leaves the nation dangerously exposed.

The caption for the snap of a diabolical fiend designed to send the bromancer into a frenzy: Chinese President Xi Jinping has overseen sweeping purges within the Central Military Commission and the CCP. Picture: AP

Some might wonder at this "fear the Commies" reptile vibe, but the pond thinks it's simple enough.

First, it's like a murmuration of starlings in the hive mind. One reptile mentions Mao, another reptile is plunged back into the 1950s (likely many of them never left it, except to blather about dominoes and how they won the war in 'Nam). 

Second, the United States is in a comprehensive mess, no thanks in large part to the company for which the bromancer hacks, so as a distraction the best solution is to have a fit of hysteria and a panic attack about the Chinese coming south.

This places the pond in a delicious situation.

There's no need to defend Xi or the Communist regime, what with the pond suspecting it wouldn't last five minutes as a blogger in Xi's world.

But there's also nothing like watching the bromancer have a five minute meltdown ...

The People’s Republic of China is the chief strategic, military and political danger to Australia. Yet Australians know less about the Chinese government today than at any time since the first years of communist rule in the early 1950s. One straw in the wind: recent polls show our population is less likely to see China as a threat than many other Asian populations are.
How can this be?
This week Beijing ruthlessly threw its weight around at the Pacific Islands Forum in Palau, keeping several leaders away, railing against Taiwan’s presence and limiting PIF’s protest against Beijing’s intimidatory, ballistic missile firing near Tuvalu.
We had the rare, welcome spectacle of Anthony Albanese publicly criticising China. An infinitely bigger story unfolded in Beijing, all but unremarked. Xi Jinping purged two of China’s most senior generals – Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli. This is astonishing. Zhang was the most senior Chinese in uniform, second only in military power to Xi himself. His dismissal from the Central Military Commission leaves it with only two members, Xi and one soldier.

Ah, the purge ... General Zhang Youxia arrives for a group photo before the opening ceremony of the 19th Western Pacific Naval Symposium in Qingdao in 2024. Picture: Wang Zhao / AFP




More purging will follow ...as the bromancer's hopes for his war with China surged ...

Zhang was a politburo member. His sacking marks the first time since Mao Zedong and all his madness that three politburo members were purged within one five-year term. It reeks of brittleness and instability. Zhang and Liu are accused of “corruption”, like almost all the hundreds of officials condemned under Xi, who has purged dozens of generals in the past four years.
Corruption is now an all-purpose offence, as ideological deviationism was in the old Cold War days. It’s dangerous for Australians to understand so little about Chinese government. Why this ignorance? Partly it’s Beijing’s design. There are only 30-odd foreign correspondents left in China, to cover 1.4 billion people.
More fundamentally, the way we conceive of China omits the single most important dynamic in its state apparatus. Mike Pezzullo, former head of the Home Affairs Department, interprets the military sackings as likely reflecting Xi’s wish to find generals who will furnish him a war-winning plan to take Taiwan by force.
Mike Green of the US Studies Centre, who was the senior Asia official under George W. Bush, thinks some sacked generals were possibly those urging caution on Xi over Taiwan. Both Pezzullo and Green readily admit other possibilities.
Analysts miss the secret in plain sight, because it’s too ugly and too recondite. That is the internal culture of the Chinese Communist Party, which is addicted to purges as a central method of operation.
There are different ways of conceiving of China. Henry Kissinger was a structural realist who wanted to fit China into a concert of great powers. So-called realists tend to underplay ideology, values and the agency of individual leaders.
Others such as Paul Keating can never bring themselves to criticise China at all. They are perhaps overwhelmed by the scale and goodies China offers. There’s a name for this recent trend – Chinamaxxing. Actually it’s an old trend. When I was a correspondent in Beijing in 1985, industrialist Peter Abeles visited and judged that China would become a more purely capitalist society than any in the West. Abeles was formidable, but that was utterly fatuous – China derangement.

It's wonderful how the deranged fling around words like "China derangement", especially as it seems to have escaped the bromancer that China has indeed become a formidable capitalist society, almost the perfect expression of relentless materialism, serving consumerism around the world (the pond is loving its Geely EV)... Prime Minister Anthony Albanese recently criticised Beijing’s pressure tactics at the Pacific Islands Forum in Palau. Picture: Jason Edwards / NewsWire




The derangement continued apace ...

Others overwhelmed by China’s scale, such as Hugh White, think Beijing must eventually dominate the region, so we should make our peace. Still others attribute everything in modern China to the continuity and inscrutability of Chinese traditional culture.
My own view of China was heavily influenced by three men, the great Belgian-Australian Sinologist Pierre Ryckmans (who often wrote as Simon Leys) and two whose university theses he supervised, Geremie Barme and Kevin Rudd. Both Barme and Rudd dedicated their major works to Ryckmans.
All three emphasised interrogating the distinctive culture of communism, which flourishes in Xi’s mind and throughout the CCP. Ryckmans began as a scholar of art. He visited China, fell in love with its culture and became perhaps the greatest Sinologist of the 20th century. He operated with unique genius at that “bloody crossroads” where culture and politics meet.
A profound Christian humanist, Ryckmans wept over the assault on traditional Chinese culture mounted by communist vandalism. One of his earliest books, Chinese Shadows, written in the 1970s, is a prolonged scream of pain at the communist desecration of Chinese culture. He wrote of “a regime for which beauty in all forms appears to be the sure mark of feudal vice or bourgeois corruption”.
He lived for a time in Hong Kong and interviewed streams of refugees from the mainland. He read everything the Beijing government said about itself. He also read east European anti-communist dissidents and unexpectedly learnt there much about communism that applied to China. And of course he was a great scholar of Chinese literature, language and history, later producing a magnificent translation of the Analects of Confucius.

As it so happens, the pond's current toilet reading is the ancient Cambridge Illustrated History of China (by Patricia Buckley Ebrey, 1999), which makes a nonsense of talk of "traditional Chinese culture."

Every time a new Son of Heaven turns up, there's vast dislocations or attempts to sort out the vast dislocations, with the Han struggling for dominance.

The pond lost track of the inumberable feuds somewhere around the Tang dynasty, and it's not that much different with the latest emperor ... China scholar, critic and novelist Pierre Ryckmans, pictured at home in Canberra in 2009.




Whatever might be said about the last Emperor of China, and the Qing dynasty, it was rotten to the core, and ripe for replacement, and much the same could be said of the degradation of Sun Yat-sen's party into the corrupt world of Chiang Kai-shek (if you want traditional culture, the pond was delighted to experience both the Chongqing residence and the Nanjing mansion where Chiang ran his rackets and entertained his mistresses, as many dissident emperors had done before him).

There's nothing much different with the new Chinese emperor, save for Xi's abstemious presentation in public life.
I interviewed and talked with Ryckmans as often as I could and read his books. He may be the most erudite man, and the most profound thinker, I ever knew.
He brilliantly decoded communist blather and outright lies. His successor as a Sinologist is the also brilliant Barme. Like Ryckmans for many years a professor at the Australian National University, Barme now runs the splendid China Heritage website.
Barme has often told me how profoundly influenced the CCP was by the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and especially by Joseph Stalin, one of the most brutal dictators the world has known. Barme classifies China’s regime today as “Stalino-Maoist-nationalism”.
This communist culture is strong and tenacious, less Marxist than it was but a fully formed, living, deeply held, communist totalitarian belief system. In a profound essay called We Need to Talk About Totalitarianism, Again (which Barme published in a series titled Xi Jinping’s Empire of Tedium), Barme wrote: “Today as China and Russia in their disparate ways challenge and white-ant the post-World War II world order, their political lives, imaginaries and motivations continue to reflect a totalitarian temper with century-old roots.”

Boosting Putin is quite silly, given that the current Russian empire has spent WWII time trying to subdue Ukraine, and failing dismally at the task ...and who knows if Xi will embark on a Taiwan folly and try to match him, though he could probably count on the mad king doing nothing, or perhaps assisting him in his special military operation.

For those who wondered how No Tab Pete's purges related to the bromancer's sorry tale, relax, here it comes:

Barme tells me that the purge, the continual, endless purge, is central to a certain type of communist political management. The so-called dialectic of the purge was the way both Stalin and Mao managed communist politics. Everyone except the infallible and glorious leader is constantly off balance, never knowing when or even how they might slip up in a fatal way.

What, like this?



An emperor's purge is different to the United Sates in what way? What with the likes of the mad King and Pete, and Faux Noise acting as state media celebrating the purges, and the bromancer in the same purging empire?

Never mind ...

Rudd, as I’ve remarked before, has written a truly monumental work, On Xi Jinping, certainly the most instructive Australian book on contemporary China. He quotes Xi trenchantly and repeatedly defending Stalin, Lenin and Mao. For example, Xi wrote: “To dismiss Lenin and Stalin … is to engage in historic nihilism.”

There came a final snap featuring former chairman Rudd ... Xi Jinping and Kevin Rudd in Canberra in 2010. Picture: AP



In all, it's an epic way for the bromancer to avoid the current madness gripping the United States, a madness that might yet produce a world-wide economic crisis, not to mention demolition by way of climate change. Best to stay tilting at Chinese windmills, and stay shtum about the Iran folly  ...

Among many acute insights into Xi, Rudd writes: “The objective facts of Chinese and world history are actually far less relevant to understanding Xi’s world view than his own subjective analysis and the official histories of the CCP that he relies on.” Xi is a believing communist ideologue.
China under Xi, Rudd argues, believes its Marxism is universal and it offers, almost idealistically, an alternative authoritarian development model.
I first met Rudd in Beijing in 1985 when the Australian ambassador of the day tasked him with briefing me on human rights. These three men – Ryckmans, Barme and Rudd – all loved China and were aghast at some of what the CCP has done to Chinese people (which is not, assuredly, to attribute to them identical views, still less to claim fraudulently that any would endorse everything I’ve written about China).
The other great source of knowledge about contemporary China is the Chinese diaspora, but many of its cleverest people are intimidated into silence by the power of the Chinese state.
Nonetheless many, like Ryckmans, Barme and Rudd, understand the most fundamental truth of modern China. You cannot understand anything about it unless you study the CCP and its distinctive communist culture. Not a pretty subject, to be sure, but it ought to be compulsory. For guess what – communist China is, after all, communist.

And tykes are tykes, and there are many fundamental truths out and about ...



At some point the pond usually provides a guide to what's tormenting the reptiles at the top of the "news" page.

This day it was standard Australian Daily Zionist News business ...




Not for the pond ...

ANTISEMITISM NORMALISED
Leaders ignored my terror warnings: ASIO chief
Mike Burgess has revealed his frustration and regret that his repeated warnings about antisemitism were underestimated.
By Sharri Markson.

Sharri? Has she returned to being a lizard Oz regular?

Full disrespect, the pond blinked, neigh blanched, at the prospect of featuring Sharri.

The pond guesses it will have to tackle Sharri some day, but not today. 

The pond also blinked at the notion of dealing with 11 minutes of "Ned" nattering away ...



Here's a link for those who want to get stuck in immediately, as diligent herpetology students would do ...

Nation eyes contest dominated by a clash between Albanese’s Labor and Hanson’s One Nation

The pond can eye "Ned" on the morrow, what with Sunday being the day when insomniacs need a good morning rest.

And the pond won't bother at all about a toad from the deep north turning up ...

Six steps to beat One Nation and restore public trust
Two One Nation by-election wins have rattled politics. Opponents hand Pauline Hanson her greatest weapon by attacking her rather than governing competently.
By Peter Beattie

Nor could the pond find the heart or the time to deal with snappy Tom...doing a standard reptile "bash the furriners" routine ...

A few quiet tweaks to immigration won’t win back hearts and minds
The starting point for leaders, amid toxic politics and government inaction, should be a clear statement on a common goal: to make the lives of Australians better.
By Tom Dusevic
Columnist

Some might think that this would leave the pond short, but there's a never-ending supply of reptiles, and for once the pond plucked up the courage to ascend into Dame Slap's world up above the magic faraway tree.



The header: Left won the culture war – and fuelled One Nation’s rise; A ‘Deliverance’ moment in a Canadian gun shop hits close to home in Australia, where left-wing dominance has crushed the political middle into a dumbbell of extremes.

The caption for a snap from the movie, and never mind that Jon Voight later wandered off into cloud cuckoo land ... Burt Reynolds and Jon Voight in a scene from Deliverance. Picture: Getty Images

The pond will pass over the risible notion that the left fuelled Gina's pampered pet. She has, after all, taken on all the ideological positions of the lizard Oz, from bashing furriners to denying climate science.

Suffice to say, Dame Slap is as mad as a march hare, and the pond usually avoids her, what with familiarity breeding contempt, but she started with a movie reference and a travelogue, so the pond plunged in ...

Perhaps my Deliverance moment had come. I was standing in line in the hunting, fishing and shooting section of the Canadian Tire Store in Vernon, British Columbia. Ahead of me were two bearded men in their 30s who looked for all the world like the Canadian equivalent of the backwoodsmen from the movie Deliverance.
They were having an animated discussion about the best kind of rifle bolts with the giant bull-necked bald man supervising the hunting, fishing and shooting section. My reason for being there was less colourful, though no less important. You don’t go hiking the BC mountains in summer without bear mace, which is kept under lock and key in stores like this.
So, I patiently waited for personal attention from the fearsome-looking ex-marine type behind the counter.
The two Deliverance blokes came and went. Next in the queue was an equally rural white male who wanted advice on the best gun to shoot rats. Rat bait, it seems, is banned but feel free to shoot the rodents.
One learns many things in the queue at this most Canadian of stores, which sells much more than tires. Here’s what else I learned. I had misjudged the men ahead of me and the gruff store superviser. (sic) Not only were they polite, intelligent and humorous men but they illustrated the politically bipolar nature of not just Canada but Australia too.

How desperate did things get and how early?

The reptiles seized the chance to breakup Dame Slap's musings with a trailer for the film ...



Deliverance, for those who can barely remember this "squeal piggie" thriller was shot on the Chattooga River, bordering Georgia and South Caroline, and in Tallulah Gorge and Falls in Georgia and in South Carolin, and so has diddly squat to say or reveal about Canada.

She might just as easily stayed at home and referenced Wolf Creek

Back to the travelogue ...

A day earlier, I had left the spectacularly blessed but simultaneously self-cursed Vancouver. A city that is as physically beautiful as Sydney, wealthy, and yet horribly afflicted by well-meaning but disastrous social policies.
Blocks in the ritzy centre of Vancouver alternate between elegant, architecturally designed residential apartment buildings and shopfronts piled with drug addicts shooting up on the street.
Bears are not an issue in downtown Vancouver but drugged-out people are. There can be no better illustration of the practical impact of drug decriminalisation policies than Vancouver, and indeed other regional cities in BC beset by the province’s liberal tolerance of endless vape shops, cannabis supermarkets and the resulting anti-social behaviour.
The queue in the Canadian Tire hunting, fishing and shooting department represents a very different Canada from progressive Vancouver. These men – and no doubt the women in their lives – were easy for an ignorant outsider to typecast as rednecks.
But as I listened to them talk about their concerns in the queue, I realised these were down-to-earth Canadians who, if they lived in regional Australia or its outer suburbs, would be equally typecast and would no doubt vote One Nation in retaliation.
I love Canada and come here as often as I can. It is striking how similar, culturally and politically, this country is to Australia. Right now, both countries are going through a politically polarised period.

That's the problem with superficial people who think that a moment's presence in another country gives them unique insights into the inhabitants.

Right at the moment, confronted by the spectre of the mad king, Canadians are very much in elbows up mode, even in the orneriest province populated by Alberta separatists having to cope with the spectre ...

...US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told a conservative news network in January: "I think we should let them come down into the US, and Alberta's a natural partner for the US."
And in June, the Trump-aligned Heritage Foundation think tank published an article provocatively declaring "Canada's Texas is threatening divorce, and it could eventually become the 51st state".
More than 240,000 people have now put their name to a petition calling for the US ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra, to be declared "persona non grata".
The petition accuses Hoekstra of undermining US-Canada relations and normalising Trump's "51st state" taunts.
At a Forever Canadian event in the town of Diamond Valley, long-time Albertan Mary Papais echoed the fear on many people's minds.
"I believe that they are opening the gate for Donald Trump," she told the ABC.

Well yes, the Canucks are currently in an existential war with the mad king, but the reptiles doubled down with a snap that could have been taken in a city in any Australian or American state... (The pond has been re-watching The Wire, and really enjoys the views of Baltimore) Downtown Vancouver alternates between luxury apartment towers and shopfronts lined with people openly using drugs. Picture: Getty Images




These are the same reptiles who waged a war against safe injecting spaces, but never mind, moving along, and so to the core of Dame Slap's argument, arising from that superficial travelogue tour ...

Canada can simultaneously have an ultra-liberal progressive provincial government in BC yet a conservative government next door in fossil-fuel rich Alberta that is flirting with secession. Australia has the most ideologically left-wing federal government in modern history and a very strong Green and teal presence in its wealthy suburbs yet One Nation is everywhere on the march. Not too long ago both countries had population distributions whose political views roughly fitted a bell curve – small numbers at the left and right extremities with the vast majority clustered in the middle.
Now it seems the distribution of political belief in both countries looks more like a dumbbell – heavily weighted with dense numbers at the left and right ends with not much in the middle.
This redistribution of political belief has not yet hardened into concrete party affiliation or fixed voting patterns. Many are coming to realise their old parties don’t represent them any more and are starting to test out new homes – for example, One Nation – but it will take some time for the volatility in voting patterns to settle down.
In Australia, the distance between each end of the dumbbell and the passion of the opposing positions is illustrated by the Prime Minister’s reaction to One Nation’s win in the Secret Harbour by-election. This week Anthony Albanese rounded on right-wing populists “peddling dangerous, divisive and dishonest” politics. He said: “They will say anything and do anything to win votes. Bend any facts, peddle misinformation and disinformation. Turn Australian against Australian.”

Perhaps the reason Dame Slap went off this time is because back in the way she passed as a right wing populist, touring NSW to peddle denialist nonsense. 

At this point, the reptiles must have thought that Dame Slap was offering thin gruel, because they began slipping in AV distractions, beginning with the bog botherer and the swishing Switzer ...

​The Australian columnist Tom Switzer says One Nation’s triumph in the Secret Harbour by-election is "absolutely" a scare for Labor.​“It shows that Australia is playing catch-up with what’s happened in the United States 10 years ago, but also what’s happening all across the European continent,” Mr Switzer told News24 host Chris Kenny.​“If you look at France, Marine Le Pen, who’s all too often denounced as a far-right extremist…she and her party are tapping into legitimate anxieties in socialist strongholds in northern France.”​




And this is the real point.

Dame Slap leaves the elbows up Canucks behind and indulges in some rote snake bashing, which in turn descends into a listicle.

Ho hum...

Coming from a Prime Minister who promised “for the 50th time” in his 2025 election campaign not to bring in the changes to negative gearing and capital gains tax he has now brought in, who at other times also promised no changes to superannuation, a $275 reduction in energy bills, and a kinder, gentler politics, you’d have to wonder if he has any understanding of irony, or any ability to engage in self-analysis.
As if Labor’s broken promises and countless deceptions were not enough, its opponents are entitled to also say this is a government that has consciously unleashed class war in the form of punitive taxation and war between generations over housing affordability. Pauline Hanson was quite justified in responding that attacks by the Prime Minister and his Treasurer crossed a line and risked fuelling political violence.
It should come as no surprise that we have arrived at this dumbbell distribution in our political thinking. It is significantly a result of, and backlash to, the left’s successful long march through the institutions. All our major institutions labour under a left-wing dominance that Rudi Dutschke, who is credited with inventing that famous phrase, could only marvel at.

If the pond had a sixpence for every time it's read a reptile rabbiting on about the "long march through the institutions", it would likely rival Uncle Elon in wealth.

It's the incessant, endless, mindless rote repetition that gets to the pond. Do they say it to reassure themselves, or have they learned their lines the way the animals in Animal Farm are forced to recite "whatever is a leftist who goes on two legs is an enemy"?

And then the pond had another breakdown, because this dog botherer AV distraction was introduced as belonging to Sky Noise down under.

Who does the subbing at the lizard Oz these days? Why did News Corp bother with the rebranding if the reptiles can't get it right?

It's a mystery as ineluctable as transubstantiation ... Sky News host Chris Kenny weighs in on how the Albanese government is paying the price for their election lies. “Albo has broken his compact with the voting public, Albo's broken promises and lying over his latest tax grab have destroyed any trust voters had in him,” Mr Kenny said. “Trickery, lies and dishonesty, they take voters for fools. “Albo and Labor might still be arrogant, but mark my words, they are in strife, and I doubt Albo will lead them to the next election.”



At this point Dame Slap embarked on full listicle, as shallow, superficial minds in need of filling up a column are inclined to do ...

The pond decided to highlight the sort of trigger words that always send the reptiles into a slobbering frenzy:

Our universities, when not aiding and abetting the kind of antisemitic encampments that followed October 7, are busy removing concepts of merit from hiring, firing and marking papers in favour of preference to favoured groups. The law schools actively promote concepts of Indigenous sovereignty that the High Court has comprehensively rejected.
Medical schools are awash with cultural safety learnings deeply imbued with critical rights theories. John Stuart Mill’s ideas about free speech would be laughed out of lecture theatres in many arts and humanities schools.
Our public service and public institutions are similarly in thrall to the re-education camps necessary to ensure staff know when and how to give an acknowledgment of country at the drop of a hat.
We have an Australian Human Rights Commission that actively campaigns for biological males to be allowed into any female space, believes biological men who identify as women are entitled to pregnancy rights and recently complained about the human rights risks posed by data centres. Apparently, according to the AHRC, data centres may risk the human right to affordable housing. It worries that even the employment benefits of construction of data centres are dubious because the construction companies are likely to privilege able-bodied young men in employment to the detriment of women, the aged and disabled. Fancy that.
It should come as no surprise that we have arrived at this dumbbell distribution … It is significantly a result of, and backlash to, the left’s successful long march through the institutions

There it is again. The sheer mindless, endlessly stupid chanting of a phrase ...

Back to the highlighting ...

For sheer ideological fervour, the AHRC is matched only by the Workplace Gender Equality Agency, whose favourite statistical weapon is the utterly bogus “gender wage gap” that ignores all the differences in skill, training and experience between male and female employees as well as different choices men and women make in employment.
Our legal system too would make Dutschke proud. We have judges making themselves the sole arbiter of free-speech laws and, in doing so, turning the law into an incomprehensible, unpredictable mess. Once-settled immigration law has been overturned by activist judges, effectively destroying rational immigration policy. Senior judges compete to outdo each other with the number of acknowledgments of country at their judicial gatherings, while some even repeat legally nonsensical claims about “land never ceded”.
Judicial commissions busily send judges who make accurate but un-PC comments about the strategic use of apprehended violence orders off to re-education camps. Two-tier justice doesn’t get quite the publicity it gets in the UK but it is alive and well in Australian courts, or at least in the handbooks judicial commissions publish. And woe betide the judge who raises perfectly valid concerns about prosecutions of alleged sexual offences that lack the bare minimum of supporting evidence.
Francis Fukuyama may once have claimed the end of history had arrived with economic liberalism’s defeat of socialism and its cousins, but it seems he spoke too soon. When it comes to our public institutions, the left has had a resounding win in every arena.

Paranoia? A complete inability to embrace reality?

This is a woman who saw her fondest dream realised ...


This is a woman with a deep affinity for One Nation and its agenda, filched in large part from the lizard Oz ...



No wonder One Nation's time appears to have arrived ... No wonder One Nation’s time appears to have arrived. Picture: Shae Beplate

And so to the final gobbet, and the allocation of blame, and a complete unawareness of what her listicle of many discontents has wrought ...

That is what drives the dumbbell shape of our politics, and the rise of One Nation. When any semblance of mid-course thought or political ideology is driven from our institutions, the middle disappears and what remains are diametrically opposed extremities. Deprived of representation in our public institutions, the only outlet for the right-hand end of the dumbbell becomes an election. No wonder One Nation’s time appears to have arrived.
Why is this not the time and opportunity for the Liberal Party? The answer is that the Liberal Party, especially its fraudulently named “moderate” wing, has connived at and contributed to the left’s march through the institutions. Its moderate wing is anything but moderate – combining a fervent desire to surrender to any allegedly progressive policy with a thuggish brand of internal politics that tries to remove conservative thought from the party.

Say what? Yet again? the left’s march through the institutions.

That's three times. By the pond's reckoning it just made one shilling and sixpence. Watch out uncle Elon.

The incessant, inane repetition, because after a movie and a Canadian travelogue, she's just an empty vessel, a hollow shell, still bitter at the way her climate science denialism helped produce a world of pain for Nepalese people ...

As always happens with useful idiots who went along with the mad King and cheered on Pauline, they always deploy the concept of "useful idiots" as a form of abuse, too dumb to understand the Dunning-Kruger effect, whereby reptiles are too stupid to know that they're stupid ...
From Malcolm Turnbull’s drive to eliminate climate sceptics from the party to Julian Leeser’s misguided attempts to foist the voice on the party to the various “moderate” attempts to deprive gender-critical women of a voice, the moderates are, in effect, Dutschke’s useful idiots. By always shying away from prosecuting a culture war, they ensured the left won it. In doing so they helped nurture the remarkable rise of One Nation.
Where to from here? In Australia – as in Canada and the UK – the ideological battlelines are drawn. Albanese and co can continue to seek to win by insult, but it is doubtful that can succeed in the long run. The practical results of the left’s dominance of the culture wars are now too obvious. And voters are now being reminded of the disastrous consequences of the left’s current economic ascendancy as well. It is too early to predict an outcome, but we can at least see the shape of the conflict. It is a dumbbell, not a bell curve.

Oh it's a dumbbell all right ...


The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure, while the intelligent are full of doubt. Even those of the intelligent who believe that they have a nostrum are too individualistic to combine with other intelligent men from whom they differ on minor points. (here)

And what have these dumbbells loosed upon the world,  a blood-dimmed tide drowning the ceremony of innocence, full of passionate intensity?




Huzzah, the pond made it through the standard Dame Slap transphobia, and could turn to other forms of pathology ...

As Dame Slap started with movies, it has to be noted that there are people who think that Eyes Wide Shut is a good movie ...