Thursday, January 15, 2026

A biggie today, with a double dose of the bromancer, and memories of his past glories, plus an epic Groaning ...

 

There's a certain rat cunning to the way the reptiles at the lizard Oz go about their business. 

Conduct a raging jihad demanding immediate action after a terror attack, set the pollies running, and as soon as they're off, get them coming and going.

Measures to curb hate speech? Howl for them, then proceed to fret and worry ...

So this day ...



EXCLUSIVE
Labor in need of Greens light as hate speech bill stalls
Labor’s hate speech laws in need of a Greens light as Liberals harden opposition
The bill hangs in the balance as Coalition concerns mount and looming negotiations with Greens threaten to derail the reforms.
by Sarah Ison

And ...

EXCLUSIVE
Talks held on discrimination laws days before Bondi attack
Government urges faith groups to lobby Coalition to revive religious discrimination bill
Attorney-General Michelle Rowland has met religious groups seeking to revive shelved discrimination laws, telling faith leaders they must convince the Coalition to back reforms.
By Elizabeth Pike and Sarah Ison

So leave it up to the coalition of clowns to set the pace?

Flying in from the extreme far right, the meretricious Merritt struck ...

The fatal flaw in Labor’s new vilification offence offers a how-to for hate preachers
The death toll from Bondi is the most compelling argument in favour of abolishing the freedom to promote racial hatred. But not like this.
By Chris Merritt
Legal Affairs Contributor

The pond is inclined to the libertarian side of free speech - how else is an atheist going to be allowed to abuse barking mad religious fundamentalists of all stripes? - but has felt no need to follow the reptiles' jihad, nor now their counter-jihad.

Surely the reptiles - always willing to get into 18C trouble - knew where this was heading, and knew the end game would be a turning on anything the government proposed.

But ignoring this lobster quadrille leaves the pond scrabbling for reptile content.

Over on the extreme far right, Jack the Insider was no help:

How our (literary) left lost its sense of humour
Our creatives have become increasingly censorious in recent decades. The left is not what it was.

Nah ... if there's a rag in this land which routinely shows a singular lack of a sensa huma, it's the lizard Oz, though petulant Peta wasn't on hand this day to prove the pond's point.

The barking mad far right isn't what it was either, what with this entire fuss being set off by a wretched behind the scenes cancel culture mob caving to Zionists, enabled by a dropkick parochial premier blathering about inclusivity and peace and love ...

The best that Jack has got is to relive that ancient Lady Chatterley's war ... such a tiresome descent into nostalgia, which almost set the pond off on The Naked Lunch and Henry Miller, way more interesting than Lawrence's worst novel. 

Luckily Jack can always take a squiz at his deep nude fakes collection on X to show he's still a game lad.

That still left the pond wondering what to do.

Once again the pond was saved by its determination to keep correspondents up to date with the thoughts of the bromancer.

Yesterday's outing was just three minutes long - so the reptiles clocked it - and was a minor outing by bromancer standards, but what a lifesaver.

While the pond felt the need to catch up with the Lynch mob in a late arvo post, caution made the pond hold the bromancer back. Thursday is usually a wretched day for reptile spotting, and the pond thought it wise to hold on to the bromancer, keep him in reserve, and play him today:



The header: Kevin Rudd is a major figure in global China policy and Anthony Albanese is weaker for losing him; Kevin Rudd is more hardheaded, better informed and strategically more tough-minded on China than anyone else in the Albanese government. His departure is a serious loss.

The caption for the incredible uncredited artwork featuring comrade Kev: Each ambassador has his or her own strengths and weaknesses. Kevin Rudd was overall a net plus. Pictures: News Corp/iStock

As for the actual text, who knew that the bromancer had belatedly discovered that Chairman Russ was his hero?

Back in the day the bromancer was keen on chairman Rudd conspiracies, as celebrated by Mungo MacCallum in Crikey way back on 30th March 2009

Rudd, Manning Clark, Mata Hari and Greg Sheridan; The Australian media sees a good spy story as only slightly less jeans-creaming than a good leadership story, writes Mungo MacCallum. (sorry, that's a paywall)

Malcolm Turnbull is very, very upset, and not just by the opinion polls indicating that voters want him for Prime Minister like they want a Hell’s Angel for a neighbour.
No, he’s not interested in the polls, he’s concentrating on jobs and the economy. Well, that’s what he’s concentrating on deep down. What he’s actually talking about up front is the Chinese connection with Kevin Rudd’s government.
This does not mean he is trying to revive memories of Reds under the Bed or the Yellow Peril, let alone to combine them into a present day Orange Menace — any such suggestion is contemptible. No, it’s a matter of the national interest that Rudd had a meeting with a Chinese official which the Chinese media knew about but the Australian media didn’t, and that Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon had two trips to China paid for by his friend Helen Liu and forgot to declare them on his parliamentary register.
To the normal mind all this proves is that Fitzgibbon was a bit sloppy (Tony Abbott’s term) in his accounting. The Minister has rightly been reprimanded and is now on a warning, which is as it should be; in spite of what Abbott claims, his offence was never a hanging one, even in John Howard’s first term when he actually dismissed junior (not senior) ministers for breaches of his code of conduct — later, of course, Howard abandoned standards altogether.
And Rudd’s desire for occasional confidentiality may annoy the press gallery, but given their collective reaction to the current hiccup in a hurricane, who can blame him? Sections of the media have tried to turn Liu into some kind of Mata Hari figure, a sinister if inscrutable Oriental infiltrating the very heart of the Australian government.
The fact that she was also photographed with John Howard is only further proof. And Rudd says he can’t even remember meeting her — was she in some kind of fiendish disguise? These are questions that must be answered. Well, they certainly must be asked, according to the rules of the Australian media, which sees a good spy story as only slightly less jeans-creaming than a good leadership story.

Enter the bromancer ...



Yes, back then chairman Rudd's connection to China was a matter of grave suspicion, as bad as that Order of Lenin medal wearing Manning Clack (so Major Mitchell said).

The reptiles have studiously done their best to hid their history, but every so often a gem can be found in the Wayback Machine, including this effort by the bromancer headed China's iron-fisted PR ...

That began ...



Follow the link or see below for the rest. 

Suffice to say, the bromancer's war with China by Xmas was a preoccupation even way back when ... and Chairman Rudd was stupid.

And now? 

Quick, back on the magic carpet and return to yesterday, where China was still all the bromancer go ...

Kevin Rudd’s departure from his role as Australia’s ambassador to the US will seriously weaken the Albanese government, especially on China policy.
Rudd did a good job as ambassador, notwithstanding the troubles caused by his previous silly remarks that were personally critical of Donald Trump.
Rudd pushed the AUKUS project forward, securing strong congressional support and specific, pro-AUKUS legislation; he maintained a generally low level of US tariffs on Australia, and bedded down the critical minerals deal.
And although it was weirdly and dangerously delayed, he was impresario to what was ultimately a constructive meeting between Trump and Anthony Albanese.
More generally he worked, on Australia’s behalf, every possible avenue of influence and access across Washington – congress, Republican and Democrat alike, political staffers, the State Department, the Pentagon, business groups, social lobbies, the diplomatic corps, think-tank land. His standing in the last category is evident by his high-profile ­appointment to head the Asia ­Society and oversee its China ­program.

The reptiles quickly slipped in an AV distraction, Foreign Affairs Minister Penny Wong claims Kevin Rudd has done an “outstanding job” as Australian ambassador to the US. “We are really impressed with the amount that he achieved in the time he was ambassador,” Ms Wong told Sky News Australia. “One of the things that Kevin Rudd was able to do as ambassador was to build relationships with both Republicans and Democrats.”




The bromancer ploughed on with his devotion to the former Chairman:

Of course all these institutions were less powerful under Trump than they would have been under any other president, and Rudd hit a roadblock with Trump himself.
He wasn’t, like a predecessor, Joe Hockey, able to become Trump’s golfing buddy.
But each ambassador has his or her own strengths and weaknesses. Rudd was overall a net plus.
Most importantly, Rudd is more hard-headed, better informed and strategically more tough-minded on China than anyone else in the Albanese ­government. And he had the standing to be heard and to be influential. So Rudd’s departure is a serious loss.
Not even its best friend would describe the Albanese government as strategically hard-headed. Instead, strategically it exhibits a marshmallow brain, tactically the adroitness of a stale blancmange, and the killer grip of a ­kitten with a valium habit. It can ill afford to lose Rudd’s input.
The government is also about to lose Andrew Shearer as Director General of National Intelligence, a role he has held since 2020. Keeping Shearer in place when it first came to government was an early good sign by the Albanese government.
However, although Albanese started well on national security, presumably because he thought it politically necessary, his government has gone steadily backwards ever since, like a spinning top running out of spin.

Not had enough snaps of Chairman Rudd yet? 

Please allow the reptiles to help: Rudd at the meeting between Donald Trump and Anthony Albanese in the Cabinet Room of the White House in October 2025. Picture: Getty Images




On and on the bro yammered:

Appointing Shearer as ambassador to Japan is a good move but the simultaneous departure of Rudd and Shearer removes from the heart of Australia’s national security establishment the two best informed and most realistic thinkers on China.
This government’s distaste for national security, and unwillingness to take it altogether seriously, is evident in the woefully static defence budget and the truly bizarre decision in 2024 to remove the heads of ASIO and ASIS from regular attendance at the meetings of the National Security Committee of cabinet.
Though not crucial, as these agency heads are invited to NSC on a case-by-case basis, this petty bureaucratic manoeuvre by the Albanese government was deeply revealing, and one of the most intensely ludicrous actions ever undertaken in this field – especially at a time when the government routinely assures us that we face the worst and most dangerous strategic circumstances since World War II.

It's as if that foolish knave or possible conspirator had never existed, with another worshipful snap to hand Rudd at his residence in Washington. Picture: Twitter




Then it was time for a final bout of bromancer mourning:

Rudd’s books on China, which I would bet no Australian cabinet minister has read, have been deeply influential in Western policy circles that deal with China.
His study, On Xi Jinping, was a path-breaking and intellectually ruthless examination of the Chinese leader and his long-term aims. Rudd’s book makes a compelling case that Xi is overwhelmingly motivated by Marxist/Leninist ideology and a drive to maximise Chinese state power.
This repudiates the Pollyannaish feel-good fiction of a wise, pragmatic leader peacefully taking China to greatness, analysis of the kind peddled by Paul Keating and other pro-China figures.
Within think tank and private government circles, Rudd has been a quiet advocate for a greater Western defence effort.
A government as weak as the Albanese government on national security cannot easily afford this loss of personnel. The government’s general slackness in these areas is evident in its failure to have a name ready to announce as Rudd’s replacement.
The government is seldom accused of acting in haste. But to leave the post of ambassador to the US vacant for any period of time would be derelict even by this government’s exacting standards.

Suddenly former Chairman Rudd was an almost irreplaceable jewel?

The pond didn't really understand why the bromancer had changed, beyond the obvious truism that he blows hot and cold on a daily basis and has as many seasons in a day as does the Melbourne weather.

But there was no need for anxiety regarding a replacement.

The reptiles at the lizard Oz had the matter well in hand ... c.f. Ben, always packing it ...

Sly pick for US envoy off the cards for Trump
Donald Trump’s golfing and business buddies are refusing to put their hand up to live in Canberra as US ambassador to Australia.
By Ben Packham
Foreign affairs and defence correspondent

Of course the gag was in the alternate headline ...

Sylvester Stallone pick for US ambassador to Australia off the cards for Donald Trump

And in the follow up ...

The word from US sources is Trump’s golfing and business pals are not putting their hand up to live in Canberra. Too far from the global action, apparently.
There was one name that was doing the rounds late last year in relation to the job – Sylvester Stallone. Some US diplomats seemed to enjoy the idea that Rocky (or Rambo) could serve as US ambassador to Australia.
One pointed out that Sly was already a Trump-appointed “special envoy” to Hollywood, “so he’s already basically an ambassador”.
Stranger things have happened, but it appears not to have been a serious prospect.
The rumour emanated from a Republican staffer in Washington, and was fuelled by a congressman who told a Canberra-based US diplomat that he’d seen Stallone in Doral, Florida, at the same time as Trump. There was no more to it than that.

The pond takes it back. 

The far right reptiles do have a rich sensa huma, even if it's of a sublimely unaware, deeply unconscious kind.

Luckily Herbert was to hand to help Ben make further suggestions...



Was that it for the day?

No way, José, hold the pond's hose, putative ambassador SloMo style, because then came news of a new jihad, and the pond knew that would bring out the bromancer for a return bout  ...

IRAN PROTESTS
US, UK evacuate key air base as Trump eyes Iran strikes
American and British forces have started moving out of Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar as Donald Trump threatens the Iranian regime and Iran state TV threatens to assassinate the US President.
By Lara Seligman and Benoit Faucon

By definition, the pond has no time for mad Mullahs, and the latest attempts at repression are thuggish, murderous and malevolent.

That said, any intervention by King Donald is likely to prove the point that US attempts at regime change rarely produce good results, especially if you came to power promising to avoid foreign entanglements and regime change.

Will some indiscreet aerial assaults assist in removing the mad Mullahs and replacing them with a better government?

As usual, the bromancer - a fervent supporter of the Iraq folly, a devotee of the Afghanistan debacle - was all in.

Now the pond doesn't have the space to list in detail the many follies of the bromancer.

For that you need to head off to Jeff Sparrow at the ABC, and One pundit's deadly war: from Afghanistan to Vietnam

Sparrow's conclusion?

...Sorry? He’s known for a long time that the war was unwinnable? Um … should he not have, perhaps, ...shared that particular insight with his readers – like, say, back in 2010?
In June of that year, three Australian soldiers were killed in action. And how did Sheridan respond then?
‘If we want to win in Afghanistan,’ he wrote, ‘we are going to be there for many years to come, in substantial numbers.’
That was the line from the Government, as well as from the Opposition. And so we stayed in Afghanistan, and today we are where we are, with another young man dead.
A columnist for a major newspaper is in a powerful position to shape policy. That power should be accompanied by a corresponding responsibility.
If Sheridan had any decency, he’d resign – or, at very least, apologise for being so wrong for so long. If he doesn’t, why should anyone ever take him seriously again?

Apologise? Admit error?

Sorry Jeff, that was never going to happen, and if the bromancer can't have his war with China by Xmas, then dammit, he can have the middle east in turmoil ...and though it was just a two minute read, so the reptiles said, they made a big splash of it ...



Get past the splash, and there wasn't much by way of actual potatoes and meat ...



The header: US President makes a stand for liberty and human decency in Iran; Move over Woodrow Wilson, John F Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and George W Bush. Donald Trump, on his way to Mount Rushmore, would like to join your ranks after all.

The caption for a wisely uncredited, fatuous collage: US President Donald Trump and Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei are watching the protests in Tehran. Pictures: AFP/supplied

Just listing a bunch of names doesn't elevate King Donald, fast tracking his way to becoming the worst, least regarded US President in American history, but the bromancer's vision was clouded by his devotion to the cult...

Behold Donald Trump, the unlikeliest neo-conservative president of the United States.
Here is the new Trump: slayer of dictators, defender of human rights, avenger of extra-judicial killings by the Iranian government.
In the most extraordinary intervention of his presidency, or indeed his whole life, Trump addressed the protesters dying in their thousands at the hands of the Iranian government.
Trump told “all Iranian patriots” to “keep protesting, take over your institutions if possible, take the names of your abusers”.
He said that he had cancelled all US meetings with Iranian officials until the killing stopped and assured the demonstrators “help is on its way”.
It’s a very good thing that the US President is standing on the side of the Iranian protesters and against the theocratic dictators. This is where the US President should always be – on the side of liberty and elementary human decency. But while the big story here is Iran, this is an astonishing revolution in the Trump worldview in itself. Move over Woodrow Wilson, John F Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and George W Bush. Trump, on his way to Mount Rushmore, would like to join your ranks after all.
Only a few weeks ago, Trump published his National Security Strategy in which his administration explicitly proclaimed that it would no longer worry about the way foreign nations conducted their internal affairs.

The pond has to leave it to Wilcox to make the obvious point ...



What a relief that Wilcox is still to hand adding some class to the irredeemable Nine rags.

Speaking of that US repression - more a matter of scale than of kind when compared to Iranian repression in the streets - according to the UK's version of the Daily Snail (caution, Snail link) the shooter is actually married to a woman with Filipino parents:

Though neighbors told the Daily Mail that Ross is a hardcore MAGA supporter, social media posts reveal he also has foreign-born in-laws.
His 38-year-old wife, whose doctor parents live in the Philippines, married him in August 2012 according to posts on her Instagram page.
Her first picture with Ross on the social media account was posted two months earlier.
In July 2013, when the couple lived around El Paso, Texas, Ross's wife posted a picture posing next to a US Border Patrol helicopter.
She also shared photos of baking recipes from a Spanish-language cookbook.
One neighbor at Ross's 10-house cul-de-sac told the Daily Mail that until recently Ross had been flying pro-Trump flags and a 'Don't Tread On Me' Gadsden Flag, an emblem of the Make America Great Again movement.

Goes without saying, always go full MAGA by marrying a foreigner ...where would the MAGA king himself be without a handy model on the make from eastern Europe by his side?

Sorry for that Tootle, back on the bromancer tracks with a snap, Iranians attend an anti-government protest in Tehran, Iran on Friday. Picture: UGC via AP



The bromancer wrapped up in a state of wild-eyed exuberant excitement:

All his adult life, Trump has rejected doctrines which inject morality into foreign policy: liberal internationalism; neo-conservative linking of security with democracy abroad; human rights in any foreign country as an object of US foreign policy.
But now he wants to take military action against Iran because it is killing its own citizens protesting against its Islamo-Stalinist government.
Trump was not making a justification in terms of American geo-strategic interests, or the normal oil and trade mercantilism which drives so much of his international action. He was arguing in principle that it’s right for the US to intervene to save the lives of innocent Iranian civilians from their own murderous government.
Of course, as with everything to do with Trump, it’s by no means clear what this means in terms of action, either in the immediate future or as a guide to Trump’s policies over the next three years of his second presidential term.
It’s by no means clear that any military action the US takes from the air could materially alter the circumstances facing the protesters. Iran is not a nation which could be easily decapitated. Nor does it look to be on the brink of ­regime collapse.
So far, there are no signs of defections among the Iranian security forces. Even recognisable “moderates” among Iran’s political community are backing the government’s brutal crackdown.
This may bear no relation to what they think in private, but it indicates that they don’t see any alternative arising to challenge the existing system.
While it’s good that Trump is explicitly backing the demonstrators, it may be that his comments are irresponsible in one way familiar to American power.
In urging Iranians to protest, and promising them aid, Trump will stand accused of leading them to death for no reason, and letting them down, if he does not in fact take very strong action against the Iranian government.
Meanwhile it seems the regime has already killed thousands and thousands of its own citizens in order to preserve its hollow, corrupt, dehumanising dictatorship. Yet all Iran’s problems and crises continue. The whole world should respond to this.

The pond could feel the dread invoked by the immortal Rowe ...




Remarkably the reptiles decided to stick it to the bro by running Clive...Clive Williams is director of the Terrorism Research Centre in Canberra.

No perfect outcomes for Iran if regime collapses
The likeliest short-term outcome, if the clerical system fell abruptly, would be a power struggle within the state itself, potentially resulting in some form of military or security-led government.
by Clive Williams

Clive's conclusion wasn't very bro ... he sounded decidedly downbeat, as this short excerpt shows ...

...Against that background, any suggestion that the shah’s son, Reza Pahlavi, could return as a unifying figure misreads Iran’s political memory. Hereditary restoration is unlikely to carry much appeal inside the country.
The instability now gripping Iran has two main causes. The first is the increasingly oppressive rule of the clerical establishment. Decades of moral policing, curtailed freedoms and political exclusion have alienated large sections of society, particularly women and young people. The second is the impact of US-led sanctions, which have damaged the wider economy while leaving those closest to power largely insulated.
Together, repression and economic hardship have produced a volatile mix.
If the Islamic Republic were to collapse, the political alternatives are limited. A liberal democratic transition, while desired by many protesters – and by Western governments – lacks leadership and institutional support inside the country. A return to monarchy has little domestic legitimacy. Fragmentation along ethnic or regional lines would risk prolonged instability. The likeliest short-term outcome, if the clerical system fell abruptly, would be a power struggle within the state itself, potentially resulting in some form of military or security-led government.
None of these likely outcomes is attractive, which is precisely why external actors should tread carefully.
Direct foreign intervention almost certainly would strengthen hardliners and validate longstanding narratives of foreign conspiracy and interference. Yet maintaining pressure without offering a credible pathway forward risks pushing Iran towards collapse rather than reform.
The most practical option for the West lies in cautious re-engagement: easing sanctions in exchange for verifiable political changes, encouraging internal reform rather than regime implosion, and supporting Iranian civil society without attempting to anoint leaders from abroad.
Ultimately, Iran’s future will be decided by Iranians themselves, not by foreign governments or exiled elites.
Iran is not a failed society. It is a frustrated one. The question now is whether the outside world will provide space for a workable transition – or whether short-term reactions will once again foreclose long-term outcomes, with unpredict­able and potentially damaging consequences for Western interests.

The pond would have liked to run the full Clive piece, but he's there in the intermittent archive, and the pond needed the room for another pond contractual obligation ... Dame Groan.

Much like the bromancer, the pond will endeavour to bring as many Groanings as it can to correspondents devoted to the Dame Groan cult, even if the old biddy is now as interesting as a cantankerous cat choking on fur balls...



The header: Productivity Commission’s reform plan for Australia is impractical and costly, The Productivity Commission delivered 47 reform recommendations to boost Australia’s dismal productivity, but its proposals could accelerate deindustrialisation and economic decline.

The caption for the severe snap: Chair of the Productivity Commission, Danielle Wood. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

To be honest, the pond almost wilted like a precious Victorian flower at the thought of ploughing through five minutes of Groaning, but the reptiles helped out by allowing just that one visual distraction.

There shall be no visual distractions, there shall just be essence of unadulterated groaning:

Boosting Australia’s productivity is critical to improving our standard of living.
This is a point that even Jim Chalmers accepts. The federal Treasurer went to the trouble of convening a roundtable last year on the topic, although there was some last-minute haggling about what to call it.
In the end it went by the name Economic Reform Roundtable on the insistence of the Prime Minister. Any specific reference to productivity could have invited accountability in terms boosting measured productivity, something that needed to be avoided.
Chalmers also thought he had the bases covered by commissioning five separate inquiries by the Productivity Commission on the theme of boosting Australia’s productivity. He had done this before the election was called last year. The topics covered were:

Uh oh, time for a dot point listicle, but on the upside, no PowerPoint presentation:

  • Creating a more dynamic and resilient economy.
  • Building a skilled and adaptable workforce.
  • Harnessing data and digital technologies.
  • Delivering quality care more efficiently.
  • Investing in cheaper, cleaner energy and the net-zero transformation.

Listicle done, then it was on with the undiluted groaning, and let's be clear, at no point did the groaning ever resort to clichés of the 'let's be clear' kind because it was all as clear as mud. 

Jimbo was ruining the country, the country was already rooned, but it was gunna be rooned even more ...

Now take that Groaning down in a single gulp, always the best strategy with bitter-tasting medicine:

Let’s be clear, without productivity growth, output growth is reliant on increases to working hours which, in turn, have been spurred mainly by high rates of immigration. But gains in gross output do not necessarily translate into higher per capita income.
Australia’s productivity record has been dismal, particularly recently. The 20-year annual average labour productivity growth to 2023-24 was only 0.8 per cent, compared with 1.8 per cent in the 20 years ending 2003-04.
Across the past decade, productivity in Australia has been essentially flat, whereas in the US productivity has surged.
The gap between productivity in the two countries is close to an all-time high. Australia’s real per capita household disposable income – which is closely correlated with productivity growth – grew by only 3.5 per cent in the decade ending in the first quarter of last year. By comparison, growth in Canada was close to 9 per cent, in Britain by 8 per cent and in the US by 21 per cent.
Now all sorts of excuses can be offered. Semantic points can be made about differences in measurement. But the bottom line is clear: Australia’s productivity performance has been woeful and it has been getting worse.
It is one reason the economy is now particularly prone to inflationary shocks because the supply responses to upticks in demand are so sluggish. In the context of excessive growth in federal and state government spending, this vulnerability is even more acute.
Two key questions arise. What has Chalmers done so far to boost productivity growth? What should be made of the 47 reform recommendations of the Productivity Commission’s suite of inquiry reports?
Answering the first question doesn’t take too much space because the short answer is: very little. Getting rid of the few remaining nuisance tariffs is working on the wrong side of the decimal place. Pausing the next version of the National Construction Code – this had been Coalition policy and was criticised by Labor – only removes a further impediment to productivity growth. Imposing a road-user charge has gone nowhere.
And the reform to the Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Act is likely to have only a minimal impact by speeding up project approval times, but not for the critical gas industry.
So, what should we make of the Productivity Commission’s contribution to the debate?
Given its name, we should expect flawless, definitive analysis and impeccable recommendations. Sadly, this turns out to be far from the case. The recommendations range from the hopelessly impractical to the bleeding obvious; from the erroneous to the platitudinous.
Don’t you just love statements such as “rightsize the Consumer Data Right”? Hard to argue with that if anyone knows what it means.
Or what about: “replace excessive occupational entry regulations with less burdensome alternatives”? Again, hard to argue with that but, let’s face it, that’s unlikely to happen. But why would anyone bother to develop a “nationally consistent climate resilience rating system for housing”? The mind boggles.
What is truly missing from these indigestible reports is a statement of what really drives productivity growth and, hint, it’s not more government programs, spending or regulation. It’s about risk-taking and innovation, about resources being allocated to the best ends, it’s about accepting failure and having capital invest in the most prospective lines.
It’s about competition and governments getting out of the way. Rapidly expanding the government-funded “care economy” is a highway to slow productivity growth.
Take the commission’s tortuous recommendations in relation to corporate tax. Evidently, we would be better served with some compliance-heavy arrangement of having two means of estimating the taxes payable by companies, at least larger ones. Notwithstanding the hostile reaction this proposal received at the draft stage from people deeply experienced in business, the commission pushed on.
Let’s be clear, this is truly bizarre. The idea is that large companies will continue to pay taxes according to current arrangements but also will be hit with a cashflow tax because this is presumed to lead to more investment across time. Mind you, even according to the highly debatable modelling, the one-off impact on GDP is trivial and takes a long time to eventuate. Why would you bother?
And bear in mind here that there is an assumption that all large businesses are operating in uncompetitive markets and thus earning above normal profits that can be harmlessly taxed.
Again, this is bizarre. Our mining companies, for instance, are largely price-takers, with commodity prices set on international markets. And many other large companies operate in markets competing for price-sensitive consumers.
One of the worst reports of the suite of five is the one that deals with the net-zero transformation. The current leadership of the commission has always taken the strange view that net zero is some sort of economic prize.
The reality is that economic prizes don’t require massive government intervention, subsidisation and taxation. Net zero is an objective that carries a high economic cost. Short of ditching the objective, the real objective should be minimising the cost of the transition.
The commission’s proposals would essentially accelerate the rate of deindustrialisation by increasing the coverage of the safeguard mechanism as well as hasten the exit of coal-fired power stations from the electricity grid. This latter outcome is the result of applying the safeguard mechanism on a plant-by-plant basis rather than the current sectoral basis.
At the same time, the report naively assumes that the build out of renewable energy can be accelerated, notwithstanding shortages of materials and labour and escalating costs.
Those in the know realise that offshore wind is going nowhere and onshore wind is also struggling. There also has been significant underinvestment in securing the reliability of the grid.
Readers of this column are therefore advised to save their precious time by ignoring the commission’s magnum opus. I (sic, so and thus, the lonely "I" hinted at lost dreams)
It’s big on motherhood statements, national approaches to everything and totally impractical and costly interventions.
If this is the best the commission can do, the value of having this expensive agency continue should be questioned.

Congratulations to anyone who made it to the end of that groaning in a single gulp, without pausing to argue, dispute, or simply nod off.

Pin on your "I survived a endless Groaning" medal, and have a couple of 'toons as a reward ...





And for those wanting the rest of that aged bromancer outing, and in case the intermittent archive fails yet again, here's the rest of it ...




Wednesday, January 14, 2026

How could the pond pass on a chance to further ruin the University of Melbourne's reputation, with the able help of the Lynch mob?

 

The pond could have held over the Lynch mob until tomorrow, what with it being just a two minute outing - so the reptiles say - and with just one visual distraction, and it being truly pathetic, as only the Lynch mob could manage.

But the pond doesn't like to pass up a chance to sully the reputation of the University of Melbourne as soon as it appears ...



The header: Creatives lose the plot as writers’ festivals trade debate for ideological comfort; When the artistic left begins to recoil from the speech codes it long enforced, it signals a cultural tipping point.

The usual caption for the usual irrelevant, and in this case decidedly ancient snap: The crowd at Adelaide Writers Week in 2023. Picture: Kelly Barnes

Realising this snap was a folly, the reptiles updated the story with a splendid collage by Emilia, featuring figures likely to draw a visceral response from the hive mind ...




Consider the pond shocked and terrified ...well done Emilia. Each time the pond thinks the remnants of the lizard Oz graphics department couldn't get more wretched, it always surprises and delights.

As for the Lynch mob's verbiage?

Now as the pond recalls the chain of events, it was the board of the Adelaide Festival that recoiled from hearing a Palestinian speak, and so enforced long standing speech codes - never a word to upset the Zionists - and so a cultural tipping point was reached.

See how the Lynch mob tries to flip it, resorting to of all people, mass murderer Henry Kissinger for comfort:

With Iran on the verge of a revolution, how does our creative elite choose to honour the moment? By resolving itself into a dew over an unreadable author’s withdrawn invitation to speak at a writers festival.
Henry Kissinger joked that the reason intellectuals are so hateful is because the stakes are so low. Could they be lower than an exclusively progressive roster at the Adelaide Writers Week? Good people such as Julie Szego have called time on the hypocrisy built into these love-ins. They have become forums advertising not the “Inclusivity, creativity, sustainability, trust and celebration” that the Adelaide organisers claim “drive our passion”, but the monoculture in which they and their speakers and audience all seem to move.
Writers festivals should be arenas for contestation and debate. The world has thrown up enough issues in recent weeks. Regime change in Venezuela. Renewed fighting in Ukraine. A brutal civil war in Sudan. The possible collapse (please God) of the Iranian theocracy. Big, huge, turning points in history.
What was on the agenda in Adelaide? None of that. The parochial obsession of progressive voting city-dwellers framed it all. Soft-left, green, a bit of crime writing, women’s empowerment, Indigenous art, decolonisation, ending the patriarchy. There is a default posture on kindness but no sense anyone can handle a debate on important issues of the day. Indeed, that they must be protected from them.
When the artistic left starts to question the wisdom of speech codes, which many have spent decades abetting, you know we are at a cultural tipping point.
Nearly 200 of the booked speakers withdrew their labour when the Writers Week board got cold feet, a month after the Bondi Beach massacre, over the invitation of author Randa Abdel-Fattah.
How many writers protested on principle when Nina Sanadze, a Jewish-Australian sculptor with pro-Israel sympathies, was doxxed and bullied by Palestinian activists in 2024? I suspect, few to none. They are not protesting for their artistic freedom so much as demanding the hegemony of their own politics.
There would have been no boycott had the board uninvited a conservative author. We will never know because they are never invited. Liberal and Nationals-leaning creatives just rarely appear at these gatherings. Tony Abbott, with his new book, Australia: A History, was to be an exception this year and it would have made for a terrific debate.
I chaired a panel at my local rural book festival a few years ago. It was organised, as were the whole three days, around appeasing every Labor-Green metro concern. I pushed back some on the anti-nuclearism and anti-natalism of the audience. I was jeered. They had not come to debate. They had paid their money to have their world views refracted and confirmed by speakers elected for this task.
I’ve spent a lot of time at book festivals. They’ve been especially prone to the Great Awokening of recent years. Crime novels are about as risque as they get. Regional towns, which tend to be more LNP-leaning, must appease metrosexuals by making them safe zones for their assumptions. Only progressive fashions – and the correct opinions about them – get an airing.

Sorry, that reference triggered the pond's usual contractual obligation ...



He is what he is, and all the pond can do is note it.

And then it was back to the listicle ...

From climate change to stolen land, these festivals have a quasi-religious quality. No heretics allowed. Rural conservatism, the threat of power lines and wind turbines defacing our landscapes? Not a word.
Imagine the headline: “Activist authors hate Israel – demand right to say so.” Hardly novel in the current moment.
The Israelophobia of some of the writers deserting Adelaide in summer, as they did Bendigo last winter, is dispiriting and hypocritical.
Timothy J. Lynch is professor of American politics at the University of Melbourne.

So much whataboutism, so deeply pathetic, and the onion muncher is the Lynch mob's great white dope?

University of Melbourne, consider your academic reputation defamed yet again ...

Meanwhile, if we must do whataboutism, whatabout ...



Now students, stage a revolution and troop to Adelaide to hear the Lynch mob speak. You'll be guaranteed to be part of a big crowd ...




Another day, another set of jihadists, and only former Chairman Rudd as the distraction ...


Lordy, lordy, did they need the help of a writer or a hundred or so, or what...

...We recognise and deeply regret the distress this decision has caused to our audience, artists and writers, donors, corporate partners, the government and our own staff and people. We also apologise to Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah for how the decision was represented and reiterate this is not about identity or dissent but rather a continuing rapid shift in the national discourse around the breadth of freedom of expression in our nation following Australia’s worst terror attack in history.
We acknowledge and are committed to rebuilding trust with our artistic community and audience to enable open and respectful discussions at future Adelaide Writers' Week events.
The focus is now on ensuring a successful Adelaide Festival proceeds in a way which safeguards the long and rich cultural legacy of our state but also protects the hardworking staff delivering this important event.

A word salad. 

A mealy mouthed jumble of meaningless words...and an abject failure as an apology ...

Meanwhile, the reptiles continued their jihad, this time with Adler in their sights ... and when it's Jew on Jew it can get ugly really quickly ... 

‘Three minutes away from a new Kristallnacht’: how Louise Adler joked about threat to Jews
The former Adelaide Writers Week director mocked Australians concerned about antisemitism telling an audience they ‘might actually believe that we are three minutes away from a new Kristallnacht’.
by Ariela Bard

The pond's not brave enough to go there.

Beginning with a reference to a Woody Allen movie suggests that Bard needs to get out and about a bit, and perhaps take in a catch-up viewing of Manhattan. If Woody is her cultural guide, can Epstein be far behind?

Meanwhile Tim had the singular distinction of framing it as Cancel Culture business ...

Cancel culture runs riot
Writers Week axed – could Adelaide Festival be next?
The event has been cancelled and the entire board has been replaced following a boycott by 180 authors over censorship claims that could reshape Australia’s literary landscape.
By Tim Douglas

Who is cancelling whom? Is Whom on first? Is What on second?

If it's any consolation to those cancelling flights, Adelaide is a dull town for a junket.

Meanwhile, the reptiles had an EXCLUSIVE top of the page early in the morning ...

EXCLUSIVE
Long arm of the hate speech law to also target Islamophobia
Labor’s most senior Muslim MP – cabinet minister Anne Aly – has declared the government is open to criminalising hatreds like Islamophobia and homophobia after the antisemitism bill is passed.
By Sarah Ison

Oh that must be bad news for the lizard Oz jihadists. 

Notoriously the Bolter couldn't even handle 18C.

After the verdict, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott warned against restricting "the sacred principle of free speech".
"Free speech means the right of people to say what you don't like, not just the right of people to say what you do like," he said.

Not in Adelaide, onion muncher!

Such talk surely requires a return to the jihad with even more fervour, with any attempt to sanction Islamophobia and homophobia a dire threat to the business model.

Never mind, the lizard Oz will always have transphobia and climate science.

Brave Rupert led the counter charge against any change to gun laws ...

Extremism should be the real target of reforms, not gun laws
Responsible firearms owners will welcome legislative changes that genuinely enhance public safety, but those changes must be well considered.
By Rupert Hoskin

The pond didn't note a member of the lizard Oz hive mind scribbling an enthusiastic column in support of the proposed gun laws, but the pond frequently dwells in the land of the delusional.

Meanwhile King Donald keeps threatening to do to Iran what he's doing to Minnesota and Venezuela ...




Put it another way ...




Put it another way ...

Thousands Slaughtered
‘Help is on the way’: Trump urges Iranians to overthrow institutions
The US President has cancelled all meetings with Iranian officials and is said to be leaning toward military action as the regime displays long-range receivers, modems and phones protesters use to communicate amid plans to crush them within 24 hours.
By Richard Ferguson and Lydia Lynch

How soon before King Donald boasts about being the new Shah of Iran? And did all that idle chatter about the Epstein files disappear, or what?

The pond supposes it should quote a couple of reptiles to keep herpetology studies alive, and a couple of reptiles brooded about former Chairman Rudd ... with the issue always who best to appoint to the court of mad King Donald, who in some narcissistic moment is always likely to let loose a volley of demented spleen (as approved of and endorsed by the Murdochians at Faux Noise):



The header: Anthony Albanese could have asked Kevin Rudd to stay on … but decided not to;No amount of gushing over Rudd’s achievements can disguise the fact that the government made a conscious choice that it was time for a new Australian envoy in Washington to deal with Donald Trump.

The caption for the bearded smirker: Kevin Rudd leaves the White House after a meeting between Anthony Albanese and Donald Trump. Picture: AAP

The trouble, of course, is that if you call the king barking mad, true though it might be, truth is no defence when up against a demented narcissist who can only be consoled by sightings of gilt of a golden kind ...

Like his “nothing to see here” backdown on a Bondi royal commission, Anthony Albanese insists Kevin Rudd wasn’t pushed from his job as Australia’s Ambassador to the United States a year before his term was due to expire.
“It was entirely Kevin Rudd’s decision”, the PM said, arguing there was “absolutely not” any suggestion from the Trump administration that he should be moved on.
But if Albanese wanted Rudd to stay, he could have asked him to – as a service to the nation – and Rudd would have had little choice but to agree.
No amount of gushing over Rudd’s achievements in the role can disguise the fact that the government made a conscious and strategic choice that it was time for a new Australian envoy in Washington.
There is no doubt Rudd has done a good job, helping Australia to avoid the sort of treatment Donald Trump has meted out to many US allies.
He has formed good working relationships across the Congress and with key members of the Trump administration, but unlike past Australian ambassadors such as Joe Hockey, was unable to break into the White House’s inner circle.
Rudd’s tenure in Washington was dogged by his past negative statements about Trump, who he branded as a “village idiot” and “the most destructive president in history”.
He belatedly scrubbed the criticism from his social media accounts, but only after Trump was re-elected in November 2024.
This all came to a head last year during the PM’s first in-person meeting with Trump, when there was a lighthearted but menacing exchange about Rudd’s historic commentary.
“I don’t like you, and I probably never will,” Trump said at the time.
The government tried to laugh off the comments, and points to the fact that many Trump confidants, including JD Vance and Marco Rubio, said terrible things about him in the past.

Here the pond must interrupt for a meditation. 

Those imagining the death of King Donald might help should think about the immediate alternative.

J.D. Vance was recently described by one leading US Catholic newspaper as a "moral stain" and not just for that nasty affair with the couch.

And then there's liddle Marco, clearly positioning himself for a go at being king himself - the old mad king will surely be dead at some time, and then it's on with a new king.

The New Yorker had a detailed portrait of his moral degeneracy ...  

Just one gobbet will suffice to give the flavour ...

...Since Trump began his second term, his “America First” foreign policy has brought about an epochal change in the country’s place in the world, as the U.S. casts off traditional commitments to pursue its immediate self-interest. The sprawling network of alliances, treaties, and foreign-assistance programs that the U.S. built at the end of the Second World War is being radically altered or simply discarded. Since January, the U.S. has cut tens of billions of dollars in humanitarian and development aid, withdrawn from such landmark agreements as the Paris climate accord, and curtailed reporting on human-rights abuses. Entire government departments have been hollowed out. In their place is a highly personalized approach, largely dependent on the whims of Trump, whose foreign policy reflects a harsher, stingier, and less forgiving country.
Rubio, at fifty-four, is the policy’s unlikely executor. Before joining the Trump Administration, he spent his career advocating for America as the leader of the world’s democracies; the son of Cuban immigrants, he was a champion of aid to impoverished countries. Some observers believe that Rubio is working to provide consistency and balance in a tumultuous Administration. “He’s doing his best to moderate Trump’s worst impulses,” a European foreign minister told me. “He understands the stakes. He’s whispering in Trump’s ear. But he has only so much influence.” Others are less charitable. They believe that Rubio is presiding over the remaking of America as a kind of rogue nation, just as an axis of authoritarian rivals, led by China, rises to challenge the world’s democracies. “Trashing our allies, gutting State and foreign aid, the tariffs—the damage is going to take years to repair, if it can ever be repaired,” Eric Rubin, a retired ambassador who headed the State Department’s diplomatic union, told me. “I hope it ruins his career.”
By most standards, Rubio occupies a privileged post: his desk in the White House is just a few steps from the Oval Office. But it is not the position that he hoped to occupy. In 2016, Rubio ran for President and lost to Trump in the primary. He now serves his former opponent—an unstable leader who regularly traduces institutions that Rubio spent his career supporting. “Ultimately, he has to be a hundred per cent loyal to the President, and when the President zigs and zags Rubio has to zig and zag, too,” a former Western diplomat told me. “He’s had to swallow a lot of sh*t.”(*google bot approved)

Speaking of swallowing sh*t, the pond apologises for doing that Tootle and rejoins Ben, still packing it as he explains that a singular ability to wallow in crap is a key to the role:

“I think that one of the things about President Trump is that he looks forward on these issues,” Albanese said on Tuesday.
But people like Vance and Rubio kissed the presidential ring, becoming obsequious members of the cult of Trump. That was never an option for Rudd.
The White House’s statement on Rudd’s upcoming departure suggests he won’t be missed.
“Ambassador Rudd worked well with President Trump and the administration. We wish him well,” a spokesman told The Australian.

Immediately there came a visual interruption: Rudd, second from right, attends a meeting in the White House between Anthony Albanese and Donald Trump in October 2025. Picture: Getty Images



Ben kept on with his musings:

It’s unusual that Rudd would want to return to the same job that he was doing before he was tapped for the ambassadorial role, as president of the Asia Society. In true Rudd style, he will take on additional responsibility as head of the society’s Centre for China Analysis.
He has deep expertise on China and wrote his doctoral thesis on Xi Jinping’s world view, so will be in hot demand on the speaking circuit as Washington looks to reset its relationship with Beijing.
If he still has ambitions to become United Nations’ secretary-general, as he did a decade ago, the Asia Society gig would give him the necessary launch-pad.
The process to replace incumbent secretary-general Antonio Guterres, whose term expires in January 2027, will be a complex one, and some nations believe it is time for a woman to take the role.
But Rudd, as a former prime minister, foreign minister and ambassador to the US, could be in with a shot should he decide to campaign for the post.
Unlike in 2016, when Malcolm Turnbull refused to back him for the role, he could be assured of the Albanese government’s support.
Rudd’s four year term as ambassador was due to end in March 2027 but he will leave the post in March next year.
His decision to quit early shocked even senior members of the government, who are now speculating over his possible replacement.
The two leading contenders are former Labor ministers Joel Fitzgibbon and Stephen Conroy. Government insiders said both had the right temperament and experience to deal with the Trump administration.
Unlike Dr Rudd, both are golfers, which could be useful, given Hockey formed a personal relationship with President Trump on the fairway.
Mr Fitzgibbon, a former defence minister and Labor right-winger, is believed to have no record of past negative comments about the US President.

The next caption startled the pond.

Did the reptiles just produce a "crud" joke?

They did, they did: KRudd’s exit as Australia’s ambassador highlights the political and personal challenges of diplomacy in a second Trump presidency.



The sorting of applicants for the sh*t swallowing job continued:

But Mr Conroy, a former communications minister and right wing faction boss, last year described the president as “moronically stupid” in a television interview. This might disqualify him for the role, given the difficulties Rudd faced.
There has also been speculation Trade Minister and Labor elder Don Farrell could be in the frame, but he all but ruled himself out, saying he liked his current job and there was “still plenty of work to do”.
Unfortunately, Albanese doesn’t have great form in selecting political appointees for plum diplomatic posts.
He appointed Rudd to the critical diplomatic post in December 2022, knowing of his past criticism of Trump, who weeks earlier had announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination.
His decision to appoint former Labor minister Stephen Smith as high commissioner to the UK also proved to be a misstep, with Smith alienating influential Australians in London with his dislike of the social aspects of the job.
Outside of the Labor club, there has been speculation Scott Morrison might be a good pick for the role, given his strong ties to the Trump administration. He’s unlikely to get the nod because Albanese doesn’t like or trust him.
If the government opts for a non-political appointment, recently-returned ambassador to Japan, Justin Hayhurst, would likely be at the top of its list.
Defence Department secretary Greg Moriarty is also considered a contender should the government need another Dennis Richardson – the veteran bureaucrat who served in the post from 2005-2009.
The decision as to who replaces Rudd will be one of Albanese’s most important foreign affairs decisions of this term of government. Even if he chooses well, there’s a lot that can go wrong.

There's a lot could go wrong? 

Thanks to mad King Donald there's a lot already gone wrong, and the main mission will be to stop him declaring himself Albo's replacement, as well as the GG and the new King of England ...




While at The New Yorker, make sure to drop in on ...

Letter from Copenhagen
Denmark Is Sick of Being Bullied by Trump (that's an intermittent archive link)
The U.S., once Denmark’s closest ally, is threatening to steal Greenland and attacking the country’s wind-power industry. Is this a permanent breakup? by Margaret Talbot

If dealing with the madness of King Donald is a problem for Oz, just think of the poor Danes ...

...Trump’s antagonism toward Greenland has also changed Danish views about European unity. In the past, Danes had been soft Euroskeptics. They joined the E.U. in the nineteen-seventies, but they kept their own currency, the krone, and in 1992 they voted against the Maastricht Treaty, which tightened European conformity regarding security, citizenship, and other matters. When Frederiksen recently called for more defense spending, she acknowledged, “European coöperation has never really been a favorite of many Danes.” They’d grumbled, she said, about everything from “crooked cucumbers and banning plastic straws” to open immigration policies, which Frederiksen’s government had rejected.
Ole Wæver, a professor of international relations at the University of Copenhagen, told me that Danes have long had a “kind of anti-E.U. sentiment, with a lot of the same arguments that you saw in Brexit—‘Oh, it’s big bureaucracy,’ ‘Brussels is far away,’ ‘It’s taking away our democracy.’ ” Such attitudes, Wæver said, had helped to make Denmark “go overboard” in its allegiance to America. Elisabet Svane, a columnist for Politiken, told me, “Our Prime Minister used to say, ‘You cannot put a piece of paper between me and the U.S., I’m so transatlantic.’ She’s still transatlantic, but I think you can put a little book in between now.”

And so on, with those Scandinavians in the thick of it ...



But, billy goat, the reptiles hadn't finished with former Chairman Rudd, because the lesser member of the Kelly gang was also on the case, albeit Joe only offered a mere two minute read...

It's not the bromancer, it's just the best the pond can do ...



The header: The timing of Kevin Rudd’s resignation can mean only one thing; The soon to be ex-US envoy will now be able to speak out loudly, clearly and publicly to pass judgment on Donald Trump’s remaking of the global order.

The caption for the dull snap: Anthony Albanese with Australian ambassador to the US Kevin Rudd, who will leave his post in March. Picture: AAP

Amazingly being in the presence of a mad king is, according to Joe, the most coveted diplomatic position available, though the pond had thought it was second to an appointment to Satan's court in Hades ...

The biggest surprise about Kevin Rudd’s decision to step down as Australian ambassador in Washington is the timing, especially given the momentous changes being made to the world order because of decisions being taken by Donald Trump.
The former Labor prime minister is departing his post – the most coveted diplomatic position available – a full 12 months before his term was due to end, with a more emboldened Trump fully capable of rerouting the course of world history in that period.

Getting the hell out of town now is a surprise?



Some might suspect Joe's outing was simply a way to fling in an AV distraction, complete with one of those awkward reptile framings that are perhaps AI induced:

Kevin Rudd will step down as Australia’s ambassador to the United States within weeks, with a replacement to be announced. His departure comes at a key moment for Australia–US ties, including AUKUS and election‑year dynamics in Washington.



Joe slobbered at the prospect of the former Chairman providing yet more entertainment:

Rudd will now forgo his front-row seat to history as an official representative of the Australian government in Washington and instead take up the role of global president of the Asia Society, the think tank he headed between 2021 and 2023.
He will also serve as the head of the society’s Centre for China Analysis.
This comes as a major shock. Questions about Rudd’s motivation and how the decision was reached will reverberate for months to come.
Yet, in the end, it can only mean one thing – Rudd’s return to the Asia Society means he will now be able to speak out loudly, clearly and publicly to pass judgment on Trump’s remaking of the global order.
This is especially true as it relates to how Trump manages the pre-eminent challenge of the time – Washington’s relationship with China.
This is a subject on which Rudd is regarded as a leading global expert, and in late 2024 he released his latest book on Xi Jinping’s political philosophy.
Rudd has been forced to hold his tongue for the past three years, unable to defend himself publicly amid political attacks on his performance or even to issue his verdict on the key foreign policy decisions of the Trump 2.0 era.

The reptiles interrupted with a bigly snap of the King and a cute insert, Donald Trump famously told Kevin Rudd ‘I’ll never like you’.



After King Donald elevating KRudd up the pantheon of those with a disdain for narcissistic sociopathy, it was on to the wrap:

Once he finishes as ambassador in Washington at the end of March, the Australian public should expect to hear more from Rudd, including his considered yet candid thoughts about the outlook and stands taken by the Trump administration.
Remember, it was during his leadership role at the Asia Society that Rudd labelled Trump as “the most destructive president in history” and a “traitor to the West” – the comments that created so much difficulty for him once he took up his diplomatic posting in Washington.
Rudd will now end his term as ambassador to the US just as Trump is due to visit Beijing in April 2026 in perhaps the most important international trip of his presidency – a crucial moment for the world.
Any sober assessment of Rudd’s performance as Australian ambassador to the US should recognise that he took up the posting at a challenging time in which Trump posed new difficulties for the US/Australia alliance relationship.
His administration imposed tariffs on Australia, strongly criticised Australia’s inadequate levels of defence spending and conducted itself in ways that generated uncertainty over the US’s character and reliability as an ally.
Yet, the results showed that Rudd proved effective in keeping the alliance strong and on an even keel.
He was successful in securing the political endorsement of Trump for AUKUS, marshalling support in the US congress for the landmark security agreement and clinching a new $13.8bn critical minerals framework agreement with Washington.
Former Australian ambassador to Washington Dennis Richardson said he believed Rudd had been “outstanding” in the role but that it was a “shame he is going after three years”.
“His achievements in the time he’s been there have been very, very significant indeed,” Richardson said.
“So, his time as ambassador shouldn’t be measured in terms of duration. It should be measured in terms of achievement.”

AUKUS was a success? 

That should age well ...

Finally, in view of the lizard Oz's ongoing jihad, how about a bit of counter-programming?

Israel Is Still Demolishing Gaza, Building by Building, More than 2,500 structures have been destroyed since the start of the cease-fire, an analysis by The New York Times has found. (*archive link)




In short:

One former Israeli military official questioned the scope of the demolition.
“This is absolute destruction,” said Shaul Arieli, who commanded forces in Gaza in the 1990s. “It’s not selective destruction, it’s everything.”

Talk about how to put the old, dismal Kristallnacht in the shade with a brand new, epic Kristallnacht .

Oh hush now, no reason to get Ariela Bard agitated.

Who'd dare mention an Israeli government pogrom, a hearty bout of ethnic cleansing and ghetto obliteration in her presence?




You won't find any of those stories being run by the lizard Oz jihadists ...

And so to wrap up proceedings with the immortal Rowe, returned to save the pond's sanity ...(and just where is the infallible Pope?)




By golly what an astute selection of reading matter. Is he on course to be even worse than our Minns?The pond thought we had a lock on it, but he's studying hard ...