Saturday, November 15, 2025

In which the Ughmann does News Corp climate science denialism 101 (yet again), and the Lynch mob defames the University of Melbourne (yet again) ...

 

Desperate times. 

How desperate?

Look at the top of the lizard Oz early this weekend morning ...




Beyond the valley of the desperate... into the void of the denialists ...

EXCLUSIVE
Make coal great again or China gets your data: Hanson
Pauline Hanson has warned Australian data centres will collapse without coal power, as the Coalition faces internal pressure over its dramatic net-zero backflip.
By Geoff Chambers and Elizabeth Pike

EXCLUSIVE
Shock intervention as UN enters Woodside LNG battle
UN rapporteur intervenes in Federal Court case over Woodside's gas project
In a dramatic first for Australian courts, a UN climate expert has stepped into the legal fights over Woodside’s massive gas project extension.
By Paul Garvey

All those EXCLUSIVES did was remind the pond of a yarn in Crikey yesterday by Daanyal Saeed ...Inside News Corp’s Senate grilling, as the company denies it denies climate change, News Corp bosses faced the heat of a Senate inquiry into information integrity on climate change and energy in a Sydney hotel. Naturally, Crikey went along. (sorry, paywall)

News Corp Australia executive chair Michael Miller and lieutenant Campbell Reid have faced the music of a Senate inquiry into climate misinformation at an at-times adversarial hearing in Sydney.
The hearing, held at the city’s Grace Hotel, started slightly behind time owing to Nationals Senator Matt Canavan’s traffic woes, but quickly devolved into an interrogation of News Corp’s coverage of natural disasters over the past decade, the views of the Murdoch family on climate change, and whether News Corp employs climate deniers. 
Asked about submissions to the inquiry from academics and scientists that had suggested News Corp had “mainstreamed climate misinformation or disinformation for decades”, Miller said “a lot of those papers are based on the opinions of others”. 
“I defend their right to have those opinions, I don’t necessarily agree with those opinions,” he said, before going on to explain that he didn’t accept the premise that News Corp platforms climate disinformation. 
Asked about a blistering leaked internal News Corp email from 2020, addressed to Miller, that accused the company of a “misinformation campaign” on climate change amid the Black Summer bushfires, Miller said that what the email referred to specifically was a question for the author — a former commercial finance manager named Emily Townsend. 
In respect of the criticism that the company platformed theories that arson was primarily responsible for the Black Summer bushfires, Miller said the company had published 3,335 stories about the bushfires between September 1, 2019 and January 23, 2020, 12% of which discussed climate change, and 3% that mentioned arsonists. 
“I take the assertions seriously … I came to the conclusion that it wasn’t correct,” he said. 
“We cover a diversity of views, whether it be news.com.au, which is our biggest news brand, or whether it be The Australian, whether it be the Hobart Mercury, or the NT News. There are a range of views that are expressed across our various mastheads, and not just the views of our columnists and opinion writers. That is fine because healthy democracies are built on healthy debate.” 
Following the Townsend affair, James Murdoch, son of News Corp emeritus chair Rupert, criticised his family’s news outlets as perpetuating “ongoing denial” of climate change in its Australian outlets. At the time, the younger Murdoch was on the board of News Corp, but later that year resigned over “disagreements over certain editorial content published by the company’s news outlets and certain other strategic decisions”.
Asked about James Murdoch’s position, Miller said he was “on the record” that “climate change is real”. 
“So has Rupert Murdoch, so has Lachlan Murdoch”, he said, referring to the two more conservative and powerful members of the Murdoch family. Lachlan is widely considered his father’s favourite owing to his politics being more aligned.  
Miller told the committee that, as he said in 2020, he didn’t “believe that James Murdoch was reading our titles to come to that conclusion, he was possibly reading social media”. 
“If he picked up the phone and asked [me], I would have given him a more detailed answer.” 
Asked directly about News’ coverage of the bushfires, Miller said “our journalists did a fantastic job, as a lot of Australian media did, in supporting the communities that were impacted by those bushfires.
“We gave vital information, we provided care, and we went to the front line when others didn’t go there. I’m going to stand up for our journalists, and the journalists of many media, who did a great job covering a global event.” 
Reid, a former editor of two News Corp Australia mastheads and a four-decade loyalist of the company, stepped in and said, to his recollection, “there was never an assertion made by any of our publications that arson was responsible for this event”. Reid is now a group executive of corporate affairs, policy and government relations for News Corp Australia... 

Hold it right there, shameless liars gotta lie, distort, dissemble and offer disinformation ... but please ...



Sure it got past the panderers, forelock tuggers and knee benders at the Press Council ... but look who's doing climate science denialist duties today.

And so, as denialist denial of denialism night must pass, so must come denialist day doing what denialists must do.

Come on down, unreformed seminarian and professional denialist Ughmann ...




The header: Net zero is a blueprint for poverty that repeats the folly of zero-Covid, Australia's ambitious net-zero targets face the same reality check that demolished zero-Covid predictions, with mounting evidence they cannot be achieved.

The caption for the snap designed to evoke a Killer of the IPA fear of masks (and possibly vaccines): None of the apocalyptic Covid forecasts came to pass. Australia reopened, the health system worked, society normalised and immunity strengthened. Picture: NCA NewsWire / David Crosling

The Ughmann opened with a Killer flourish:

Remember the zero-Covid crowd? Where are they now? Do they have Zoom call reunions where everyone wears their favourite mask as they chant “Staying apart keeps us together” before bemoaning a world awash with a disease it now, mostly, ignores?

Actually the pond wishes that occasionally users of public transport in Australia followed the example of Japanese mask-wearers.

When the pond first visited Japan, the pond was astonished, and delighted, to discover that it was the custom for those who felt sick - especially during crowded rush hours - to wear a mask, a form of politeness towards fellow travellers. 

The government lifted mandatory mask requirements in March 2023 but polite Japanese people continue the custom, and nothing wrong with that. 

It might have stopped the pond from catching a bout of flu when sitting next to a heedless coughing, spluttering boofhead on a 428 bus.

But no doubt the Ughmann is delighted to spread flu, colds and other ailments together with a serve of denialism ...

These “experts” peddled the delusion that a global virus could be stopped at national borders, and the loudest Australian expression of that cult was OzSAGE, a self-appointed posse of academic policy prefects.
In December 2022 the group wrote an open letter to national cabinet warning that its planned easing of restrictions, after two years of wrenching intrusions into people’s lives, was “unconscionable”. It claimed that immunity from vaccination and infection could not protect the community as measures were lifted, that Covid could never be treated like other respiratory illnesses, and that the health system would buckle unless mask mandates, laboratory-based testing and a bevy of other controls were maintained.
“Australia is doomed to worsening acute and chronic disease and mortality,” the group wrote. This was said at a time when 95 per cent of Australians aged 16 and over had received two vaccine doses, one of the highest coverage rates in the world.

At this point the reptiles flung in a warning AV distraction, a clue as to what was to follow: One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson says her party has “set the agenda” on net zero. Ms Hanson told Sky News host Rowan Dean that net zero leads to the “destruction” of Australia’s economy. “And what is happening to our industries, manufacturing rises in electricity cost.”


Note the terrifying windmills, note the hot burning sun destined never to be harnessed in a reptile world.

Note the Ughmann, the reptiles and the Hansonites, and how they are as one:

The hysterical predictions of OzSAGE drew the headlines it was hunting, but, happily, they were ignored. Reality was a great disinfectant. Australia reopened, the health system worked, society normalised and immunity strengthened. Not one of the apocalyptic forecasts came to pass. The OzSAGE letter now stands as a testament to the folly of believing that secular prophets are any more reliable than the fire-and-brimstone preachers they replaced.
No one can predict the future. And the past shows most of the lingering damage from Covid came from the alleged cures, not the disease. If we had continued listening to expert demagogues, even more harm would have been heaped on the community.

The alleged cures? He doesn't have the courage to come out in full Robert Kennedy anti-vax mode, but the pond gets the message.

Is it too much to ask the Ughmann to read about the impact of Long Covid

Probably, a bit like asking him to do actual climate science research, get out into the field and scribble the odd peer-reviewed paper, because after that Covid flourish, Ughmann cultists know what's to follow ...

The Covid overreach reminded us of two old maxims: the only function of forecasting is to make astrology look respectable, and; society is probably better governed by the first hundred people in the phone book than by a roll call of academics.
But, as the energy analysts at Doomberg like to say, zero is an emotional number, and many are deeply attached to its carbon elimination iteration, net zero, though not one person in a thousand could tell you what it means. This goal is an even more insidious drive to re-engineer society than zero Covid, built on the same dogma that complex systems can be bent to political will and that populations can be coerced into compliance.

To help with the shift from Covid to climate science denialism, the reptiles flung in a snap of that solar-worshipping Satanist, Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




Then it was on with the usual:

Net zero is a slogan, not a plan. The world has no credible pathway to it with existing technologies. The Albanese government will struggle to reach its near-term targets as the easy carbon cuts have been banked. Everything gets harder and more expensive from here.
Covid was a brutal illustration of what it takes to cut carbon emissions in a world that runs on fossil fuels. In the past three decades emissions have only paused their relentless upward march twice: during the global financial crisis, and when the world economy was shuttered for the disease.
Recessions cut emissions because the wealth of the world is directly linked to the energy it consumes. That is why the Goldilocks temperature set as the baseline for measuring global warming is the pre-industrial era. History teaches one iron law: nations with abundant energy get rich; those without it are poor.
The major achievement in a quarter of a century of trying to limit emissions is to shift the point of production. China grew wealthy and powerful as the West outsourced the furnaces of industry. It now consumes 56 per cent of the world’s coal. In the decade to 2024 it was responsible for more than two-thirds of global demand growth for oil and one-third of the global increase in demand for natural gas. And in 2024 the world burned more coal, oil and gas in a single year than ever before in human history.
China now produces 32 per cent of the world’s carbon emissions but that signal of energy abundance helped Beijing secure one-third of the globe’s manufacturing. According to the German Economic Institute, 150 out of 181 countries had a merchandise trade deficit with China in 2023.
So far, the energy transition is a giant Ponzi scheme and the net result is rising emissions and a strategically stupid gift of industrial, economic and military power to Beijing. Despite the evidence, highly intelligent people living in a world marinated in fossil fuel cannot make the connection between the lifestyle they enjoy and the energy that fuels it.

Then came a reminder that the lettuce was staying strong, and it was elbows up in the run down to the war on Xmas, MST Financial Senior Energy Analyst Saul Kavonic says Australians have watched the Liberal Party “dismantling themselves internally” over the net-zero 2050 target.




Did anyone expect the Ughmann to reference COP30

It's been completely invisible, a non-presence in the reptile universe, and so it remains in the Ughmann universe ...

This week’s release of the International Energy Agency’s annual World Energy Outlook underscores the absurdity of the distant target. It sets out three scenarios for the future of carbon emissions based on what governments are actually doing, what they claim they intend to do, and the net-zero world they hope to will into existence. The report says the world is not on track to hit its climate goals and its net-zero models are melting down as they strain against physics to stay within the guardrails that, allegedly, separate manageable warming from catastrophe.
“To meet the near-term emissions benchmarks necessary to avoid substantially exceeding the 1.5 degrees Celsius target, each successive edition of the Net Zero Emissions Scenario has featured more rapid near-term emissions reductions, stretching feasibility to its limits,” the report says.
How could that unfeasible target be hit? “In the Net Zero Emissions Scenario, global final energy consumption drops by four exajoules a year on average over the next decade, with 75 per cent of the decline occurring in advanced economies,” the report says.
That cut is the equivalent of erasing roughly two-thirds of Australia’s annual energy use from the globe, and doing it every year for 10 years. On this pathway, advanced economies would have to cut their final energy use by roughly one-fifth in a decade. Efficiency gains on this scale have no historical precedent, and slamming on the brakes would trigger depression-level economic trauma. In the real world, net zero by 2050 means smaller economies, deindustrialisation and falling living standards. If this is the plan, it is a blueprint for poverty.

The Ughmann is canny in his denialism ...

Climate change is a problem ...

Oh come on, you didn't take that seriously did you?

It was only so a gigantic billy goat butt could follow, featuring the reptile denialists' latest favourite, Mr Clippy himself ...

...but, as Microsoft founder Bill Gates now concedes, it is not an existential threat to human civilisation. We should try to cut emissions in a measured way, in step with what the rest of the world is prepared to do. We should not be driven by visions of the apocalypse. One of the world’s best analysts of climate scenarios, Professor Roger Pielke Jr, notes the good news that the dire projections a decade ago, which focused on scenarios of 4-6 degrees of warming by 2100, have shifted down to central estimates below 3 degrees. Alas, alarmists have simply rebased the catastrophe threshold and every weather event is now branded “unprecedented” and linked to climate change.

As a student wrote for The Hill ...

...Conservatives on Twitter celebrated the end of the “climate ploy.” Gates got people to talk about climate on a random Tuesday, which is impressive and hard to do. 
The three truths he frames the article around are “climate change is a serious problem, but it will not be the end of civilization, temperature is not the best way to measure our progress on climate, (and) health and prosperity are the best defense against climate change”
What I find interesting is that his argument is logical and backed up with facts but reveals a real lack of understanding. Because he treats the climate as a solely technological challenge, Gates draws incorrect conclusions. 
For instance, his thesis that disease is more harmful than climate change is illogical when you consider that climate change is worsening disease. A 2022 study in Nature concluded that 58 percent of infectious diseases “have been at some point aggravated by climatic hazards.” A great example is how rising temperatures give mosquitos a wider habitat range to spread malaria, dengue fever, chikungunya and West Nile virus. 
If Gates wants to pivot to solving disease, that’s fine by me, but he can’t do it without also addressing the climate crisis. Neither exists in a vacuum, and it’s incorrect to treat them as completely separate problems. 
The same goes for poverty. Gates admits that the climate crisis will have the biggest impact on “people in the poorest countries” so it is strange that he later pivots to arguing we need to divert resources from climate to poverty reduction. If they are connected, why is the argument that we must choose one? When we invest in climate change, we invest in vulnerable communities. Let’s do both.
There is a lot wrong with the memo, and most of it is hidden behind legitimate statements, data and examples of innovation. Arguably the most ridiculous generalization is the statement that “climate change will not end civilization.” This is a prediction framed as a truth. 
No one person, not even Gates, can predict what will be the “end of civilization.” He does not have the ability to see the future. He also does not have a degree or background in climate science, but that’s a separate issue. 
Climate change being framed as alarmism or “doomism,” as Gates put it, is nothing new. But it is incredibly frustrating. 
COP 30 is approaching, and as Gates calls for a switch in resources, I have a different take: We are not doing enough on climate. 
America, under Trump’s leadership, has abandoned climate goals and international agreements. Wealthy countries are paying a fraction of the amount needed to alleviate damages, and are offering less each year.
Last month, a Category 5 hurricane left a “trail of destruction” in Jamaica, Cuba and Haiti. When Gates looks into his crystal ball, he doesn’t see a climate-induced doomsday. However, for people in Jamaica, doomsday was in October. For families that lost their homes in the Los Angeles fires, doomsday was in January. For residents of Louisiana’s Cancer Alley, doomsday is every new diagnosis. 
How many doomsdays must frontline communities suffer before Gates’s crystal ball shows their reality?
I don’t believe Gates’s memo was intended to cause harm, but it perpetuates a dangerous narrative on the climate crisis. We are at a continual crossroads on climate, and every step in the wrong direction becomes harder to correct. That is the real tough truth.

Well yes, all that and more, but what a tremendous excuse this Mr Clippy gave to denialists of the Ughmann kind ...

It is not impossible to imagine that the enthusiasm for net zero will evaporate as quickly as zero Covid when the costs become clear, the interventions in everyday activities grow and interim targets are missed. But there is no doubt the politics is hard.
Whether the Liberal Party can sell its decision to abandon the fantasy is a question of competence. Recent history suggests competence is not a muscle the party has exercised with any intent for some years so the chances of this being botched is high.
But facts and physics are on the Coalition’s side, and where there is life there is hope. As one of Australia’s leading theologians once told me: “God’s will is what you make it.” If the Liberals can set aside their deep divisions, then there is more than sufficient evidence to back their stand. The test will be if they can, finally, make the government the target.

What a stupid unreformed seminarian he is ... and as for the rest of that Crikey piece, here's another sample, now suffused with the irony of the Ughmann read...

...Brought back to the company’s editorial line on climate change, Miller pointed to News’ commitments on carbon footprint and emissions reduction, and said it had a “decades-long” commitment to the environment. 
Rupert Murdoch said in a 2019 annual meeting that there were “no climate change deniers” at the company. Asked about that proposition, Miller agreed, and cited Andrew Bolt on the existence of climate change. 
Pushed on whether the company acknowledged not only that climate change existed, but that it caused harm and needed addressing on an urgent basis, Miller said “individual editors have differing audiences and will make differing editorial decisions”, and deferred to Reid. 
Reid said that the debate in Australia had moved on from whether climate change existed, and onto “the nation’s energy future”, noting to some laughs and a wry smile from Nationals Senator Matt Canavan that it was “what’s tearing the Liberal Party apart”. 
“The vast majority of our readers are primarily concerned about the cost of living, and a huge part of that is how much they pay for their energy bills. I think those same readers are extremely concerned about the state of the planet and the right way to a solution here is the debate the country is currently having.” 
Asked by Greens Senator Peter Whish-Wilson about the company’s practice of “platforming” climate sceptic opinion and analysis writers, Miller said “I hope you’re not suggesting we should censor them”, adding “we need to be able to have a debate in this country”. 
Pushed on News Corp’s close relationship with conservative think tanks such as the Institute for Public Affairs and the Centre for Independent Studies, and whether that was a coordinated effort to voice particular opinions, Miller said plainly “no”. 
Reid added: “Having spent 40 years trying to get various people at News Corporation to agree on what day it is, I can absolutely assure you that there is no coordination on what opinions are surfaced by different channels. Each masthead — each opinion editor on each masthead — is entirely in control of their relationships, and their comment section.”

Uh huh ... he cited the Bolter on the existence of climate change?

He might just as well have cited the Ughmann, though the entire point is to make sure nothing is done about it ...

As for that Graudian story, just look at the reptiles' devoted readership, how their denialism spreads around the world like a suppurating plague ...



Still, it could be worse ...



And so to the bonus, and the pond thought it had really finished with Gough and the reptiles with yesterday's outing with Our Henry.

What else could be said after the hole in bucket man had finished his referential, learned piece?

How foolish of the pond, how little the pond knows of the endless capacity for the hive mind to go over the same turf, an endless murmuration of starlings, keen to keep sh*tting in the same nest (*blogger bot approved).

And yet the pond must always pay attention to the Lynch mob, if only because it helps defame and shred what little remaining reputation the University of Melbourne possesses ...



The header: Whitlam is memorialised as a political failure — but he’s won the culture war. His motives were often pristine to the point of naivety. That’s now our problem.

The caption for the hideous, truly dire artwork, credited to Emilia, because Emilia refuses to take the pond's advice and blame it on AI: We memorialise him as a political failure. It might be better to consider him a long-term cultural ­success. Artwork by Emilia Tortorella

The Lynch mob managed a terminal 8 minute read, not bad for a Yank blow in determined to sound off like a Yank blow hard ...

Although Gough Whitlam was the last Australian prime minister to have served in World War II, there was little this week that linked nostalgia for his dismissal with remembrance of the fallen. That absence reflects an unease on the left with traditional ideas of Australian nationalism. But which has served them well.
Since Whitlam, and because of him, progressives have deified the international and relegated the national. “Progressive patriotism” should not be a misnomer; it is becoming a contradiction in terms. Progressivism has become the subordination of Australian history (unless it started between 65,000 and 237 years ago) and power (literally with its war on coal) to the moral priorities of an “international community” – an entity almost universally understood to represent left-wing elites.
And it has worked. While the half century transnational turn has met resistance in American MAGA and UK Reform movements, in Australia it stomps unchecked across our institutions and on the Liberal Party. Whitlam lost a political battle in 1975; he is surely winning the culture war in 2025.
If I had a cent for every student I have taught across my career, who wants to work at the United Nations, I’d have $7.39. In Victoria, the number of children studying Australian History in years 11 and 12 has collapsed (to about one in 100). Global Politics is four times larger and growing. We are teaching our young “the international” before they have formed a grasp of the national part.
Legal Studies, which is increasingly progressive and internationalist in its focus, is larger still (about 17 per cent of VCE students). Psychology, a subject which in its modern guise is seemingly designed to make young women unhappy (while simultaneously attracting them in large numbers), enrols about a third of Victoria’s 16-year-olds.

Dear sweet long absent lord, must the Lynch mob remind the pond of the suffering of his students? 

The pond is currently going through its own guilts, what with a class photo of the pond standing next to students, having recently surfaced, having long been buried.

How hideous to be reminded that right at this moment, students are paying for the privilege to have their minds rotted by the Lynch mob ...

‘Any institution that is not explicitly right wing will become left wing’
It should not be a surprise that the ABC, staffed by these young men and women, is run according to a strict internationalism.

Strict internationalism?

Did he mean to write about the rootless cosmopolitans? Passportless wanderers? The cosmopolitan elite? The rootless internationalists? The rooting cosmos?

Is he trying out for a guest spot on a Nick Fuentes podcast?

I woke my wife last week shouting at the radio: “Ask her a hard question!” It was the ABC’s Sally Sara lobbing up softballs about climate change to the Lord Mayor of Hobart, Anna Reynolds, who had flown to Rio de Janeiro in a bid to reduce global temperatures.
The BBC combines a globalist outlook, disdainful of British imperial history, with a deep anti-Americanism; look at how they edited Donald Trump’s January 6 speech. The current President has enabled the BBC to indulge a long-held contempt for the American experiment.
These taxpayer-funded national broadcasters are proof of the late historian Robert Conquest’s Second Law: that any institution that is not explicitly right wing will become left wing.
J’accuse Whitlam in all this – not exclusively but significantly. We memorialise him as a political failure. It might be better to consider him a long-term cultural ­success. His transnational turn eventually redefined left-wing morality. It made for a much more conducive terrain for the ALP to fight on – and has met little LNP resistance. Whitlam’s progressive patriotism has not catalysed an alternative conservative nationalism. The vocabulary of the latter enjoys really no status at all in Australian public life. But we are all globalists now.
Whitlam used international law and treaties as instruments for domestic reform. These were not universally bad. Extradition treaties with Sweden and Austria, for example, enabled co-operation on international crime.
His environmentalism was similarly inspired by some excellent motives. Who doesn’t love a good wetland? The consequence was a set of federal statutes that took their letter and spirit from international law, with all the evasions of democratic control such law entails.
Climate change dominates political discourse in Australia because Whitlam entrenched a deep reverence for international legal machinations around the environment. The ALP continues to prosper from this and the LNP to suffer.

At this point the reptiles resorted to the archive ... Ousted PM Gough Whitlam waves to supporters outside federal parliament in Canberra the day after his government was dismissedin 1975. Picture: Ross Duncan.



The impact on human rights
It was on human rights that Whitlam’s internationalism had the most marked cultural impact. He passed 15 significant human rights treaties. One of them, the International Convention on the Elimination of all Forms of Racial Discrimination (1975), according to former justice of the High Court Michael Kirby, “is one of the most significant human rights treaties ever joined by Australia”.
Again, this turn was not all bad. He abhorred racism. But he took measures to tackle it that have resulted in a progressive obsession with race and “white supremacy”. 

Calling Nick, calling Nick ...

“Anti-racism” is now a strategy across our public institutions which takes its lead from dubious foreign theorists, like Frantz Fanon and Ibram X. Kendi. Australians of colour have been more coddled than liberated thereby. The “decolonisation” of university curriculums has negated both student confidence and academic freedom.
Not all Whitlam’s fault. But he made the international morally superior to the merely national. Our nationalism has grown more suspect, our acknowledgments of Indigenous people displaced by it, longer and increasingly mandatory – with no obvious material pay-off for them. He invited consequences he could not foresee. And some that he would revel in: the inability of the Australian centre right to counter a progressive cultural takeover.
Observe how the Liberals have torn themselves apart for years, and again this week, trying to reconcile their instinctive patriotism with a climate change theory that demands the negation of national interests. The affordable energy which has made Australia great must be abandoned to meet approval of a global elite.
An almost exact inversion of 1975
Transnationalism, human rights, climate change, truth telling and treaty.

Transnationalism?

Calling Nick, calling Nick ...

Now want to be reminded yet again, for the umpteenth time, that News Corp is the home of climate science denialism? 

Remember to throw in "progressive hegemony" as evidence of your scientific credentials ...

 The vocabulary of Australian society is framed by these progressive concepts. Conservative alternatives are thin and unpopular. Labor’s net zero mantra won’t make an iota of difference to the weather. But it has guaranteed a progressive hegemony that its opponents just have not been able to touch.
The smugness of Energy Minister Chris Bowen is evidence that the adaptation of Whitlam’s agenda has worked politically. Labor has a stonking majority, and the Coalition are years away from power. There is no issue on which a comparable smugness among conservatives can be observed. The situation is almost an exact inversion of 1975. Then, Labor was dismissed and bereft and, 36 days later, the Coalition secured one of the largest majorities in its history.
If you are a conservative, how long ago that false dawn was. I call it a false dawn because 50 years later it is the Australian left that enjoys a political and cultural dominion that Whitlam could never have imagined but laid the foundations for.
Whitlam did not go away. He had only 1100 days in office. His cultural legacy lasted much longer. If we review the last 50 years, at least among the major English-speaking democracies, there is a cursorily good news story for the right: neoliberalism had routed the left. What this “End of History” triumphalism ignored was culture.
Conservatives assumed economics would take care of everything else. What they ignored was the manipulation by their domestic opponents of an emerging global infrastructure. Progressives used to decry international institutions as vehicles of global capitalism. Now the European Union and the United Nations, and every agency in between, is seen as a base for progressivism.

At this point came a pun which was incredibly irritating ...

Australia’s Great Awokening

Stop right there ...



Now to slip in a plug for ancient Troy's tome, the entire point of this relentless reptile campaign ...

In Australia, Whitlam knew instinctively that this new global order could be better exploited by the left. Troy Bramston offers a brilliant accounting of Whitlam’s transnationalism. A domestic failure in 1975? Yes. An international success by the time of his death in 2014? Absolutely. He doesn’t get enough credit for this. The vocabulary of internationalism – from human rights to climate change – reflect a progressive agenda and supremacy. No right of centre leader, in Whitlam’s lifetime, could slow this capture.
The Great Awokening of this century augmented during a nominally conservative ascendancy. While the right satisfied itself that its Cold War victory would eventually expand into the culture, progressives begged to differ.
Australia was a good illustration of this. For decades, a trade union left had resisted mass immigration as a threat to native workers and their wages. Whitlam’s Universal Migration Policy (1973) shifted the progressive conception of immigration as a political tool.

Not tired of snaps of Satan's solar and windmill worshipping helper? 

That's just as well ... The smugness of Energy Minister Chris Bowen is evidence that the adaptation of Whitlam’s agenda has worked politically. . Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman




And so to a smug, self-satisfied academic perched in his well-paid ivory tower, deploring ivory towers ...

Steadily, but surely, a working class left gave way to a managerial and campus-based one. These new progressives demanded the dilution of national sovereignty as penance for the shame of White Australia. The Australian centre-right has yet to come up with a ­viable response to this strategy.
Their American and British peers have found their voice on immigration. Trump and Nigel Farage took strong positions and prospered. British Tories and Australian Liberals didn’t and haven’t.
MAGA (in power) and Reform (on the cusp of it) may, however, be another false dawn for conservatives. Their battles are intense because the left’s cultural capture is deep.
Leftist ideas, seemingly defeated when the USSR collapsed, have never gone away. In Australia, Whitlamism (in substance if not in style – Albanese learned that lesson) looked vanquished 50 years ago. Now it is pre-eminent. His internationalism dictates the acceptable terms of institutional debate – when there is any debate at all.

Naturally there was a billy goat butt ...

Not everything Whitlam did was bad
Margaret Thatcher said the facts of life are conservative; millions of east Europeans proved her right by throwing off their communist oppressors. But the facts of culture seem persistently progressive. Marx was wrong. History advances by culture, not economics.
My argument is not that Whitlam should be seen as a conservative nemesis or culture warrior. Not everything he did was bad. His motives were often pristine to the point of naivety. And this was the problem for the generations of the left that assimilated them. He was right to replace the White Australia policy with an overdue multiculturalism. The long-term consequence was a left not colourblind, but race-obsessed.
Making higher education cheaper increased access to it, especially among women. A good result. Decades later, our campuses have become enormous bastions not of working-class mobility and gender equality but of managerial hegemony with too little viewpoint diversity.
According to Helen Andrews, an American conservative commentator, universities in the West have been “feminised” and filled with young women, according to sociologist Musa al-Gharbi, angry at the dwindling number of educated men with which to partner.
Again, hard to pin this on Whitlam. Robert Menzies also expanded university places. Are we to blame them both for the growing class and gender imbalances in our modern universities? There was certainly nothing in Whitlam’s public policy which aimed to downgrade the life chances of young men. And yet there is something in the symbolism of his university reforms which remains powerful to those progressives who see the campus as their ideological laboratory.

What can you expect of a Yank, deeply clueless about what went down in the 1950s and 1060s in Australia?

Just pity the poor students, as the reptiles reminded the pond yet again that the lettuce just needed to keep hanging in, Opposition Leader Sussan Ley cannot easily replicate the Triple F – faith, family, flag – that has worked so well for Trump. Picture: NewsWire / Flavio Brancaleone




Things are working well for Trump and the disunited states?






Ah, a woke joke ... how fitting, how very Lynch mob ...

Sorry, the pond just had to take a break before finishing the Lynch mob off ... what with him offering his own peculiar brand of black bashing ...

His Land Rights Act was a new legal era for Aboriginal ­Australians. In the hands of metro progressives, it has descended into repetitive acknowledgments of country and a banal identity ­politics.
Whitlam’s Family Law Act copied Ronald Reagan’s in California and abolished at-fault ­divorce. The collapse of stable households for poorer children was faster in America than here. But Australia also saw a rise in ­fatherless homes which many on the left applauded as “more diverse family structures”.
Lone-parent households – the family structure statistically most likely to retard a child’s life chances – doubled in the intervening half century (from 7 per cent of homes to 16).
Gough’s fault? No. His supporters’? Perhaps. Attributing blame is less important than recognising the cultural transformation this family breakdown presaged. It provided an enabling environment for the gender revolution – from trans ideology to intersectionality – that gives contemporary progressive politics its air of moral superiority.
At time of writing, Sussan Ley is leader of the Liberal Party. She shares one key challenge with her predecessors: she cannot easily replicate the Triple F – faith, family, flag – that has worked so well for Trump. She (and her successors) must somehow prosper within a political and cultural order that prioritises an atheistic internationalism (masquerading as progressive patriotism). Nine years of a supposedly Liberal ascendancy, 2013-22, did little to change this. Malcolm Turnbull accelerated it (and now tours campuses advertising the fact) and Scott Morrison saddled us with net zero – a key objective of the global left.
We should credit (or blame) Gough Whitlam for changing the terms of the game so fundamentally.

We should blame the University of Melbourne, no credit available ...

Timothy J. Lynch is professor of American politics at the University of Melbourne.

Such a stupid man, such a reminder of the uselessness of academics.

What with him and the Ughmann, a double barrelled serve of reptile stuff and nonsense as a way to begin the weekend on a downer.

And so to end with a Rowe, celebrating where the Hansonites, the reptiles, Barners, the pastie Hastie, and the Canavan caravan have taken Susssan (and given the lettuce a fighting chance) ...




What a fine portrait of devoted WWI fighter, stuck back in 1915, when the first monoplane, the Fokker Eindecker, took to the air, synchronised in a way that allowed a machine gun to fire through the propellor at passing climate scientists ...





Friday, November 14, 2025

In which the pond goes back to the future with Our Henry ...

 

How weak and pathetic Susssan now looks, how Amazonian strong is the lettuce, how bizarre that the Barners tail should be wagging the dog ...as this day the reptiles did some mopping up ...



The brown out set the new pace...

Liberals settle on policy
Ley lays battlelines for climate war with net zero axing
Sussan Ley’s net zero gamble to keep leadership
Sussan Ley has declared war with Labor over electricity prices by following the Nationals in dumping net zero, but Liberal MPs warn her leadership would face ongoing scrutiny.
By Greg Brown

Put it another way ...



Geoff chambered yet another round to help ...

ANALYSIS by Geoff Chambers
Ley’s last stand: plan to sell energy policy and survive
Sussan Ley chooses power bills over net zero – but will voters and Liberal conservatives believe her?
Sussan Ley and Dan Tehan released slogans rather than detailed policies on Thursday. And we’ve heard them all before under Peter Dutton and Scott Morrison.
Sussan Ley had no alternative but to jump on the anti-net-zero train. If she hadn’t, her leadership was over.
By Geoff Chambers

Put it another way ...



The pond woke to talk on the Beeb of climate migration and the new forms of climate nationalism impeding action, but it was like dwelling in a foreign land.

Over on the extreme far right Simon blathered into the hive mind void...

It’s time … for the Liberals to catch up with voters
The prominence of climate change is almost entirely out of the Liberals’ control. The segment of the electorate receptive to less ambition on climate is small and shrinking.
By Simon Jackman

Did the prof have the first clue that the reptiles were going to saddle his story with a truly pathetic image? 

An eye-shattering effort imported from iStock that immediately sent the pond blind?



That's the sort of styling the reptiles are using to appeal to vulgar youff?

The long absent lord help their business plan.

Besides, you're way too late to help prof ...

The Barners tail has wagged the dog, and the hive mind is off on the Canavan caravan, with the pasty Hastie in a biblical fundamentalist fever dream ...and consider that image as payback for your cruel use of the Gough slogan ...

Why you might have even woken the Kraken Our Henry from his slumbers ...

Meanwhile, Dame Slap continued on her mission to make the lizard Oz an unreadable gathering of navel gazers ...

EXCLUSIVE
Reynolds fires back at ‘mean girls’
What do the ‘mean girls’ have to hide, asks Reynolds, as Wong and Gallagher erased from claim
A mysterious demand by Labor heavyweights Penny Wong and Katy Gallagher to be scrubbed from Linda Reynolds’ legal action has reignited tensions over the Brittany Higgins case.
By Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

That's what passes as an EXCLUSIVE these hive mind days? A story no one gives a toss about?

For this the reptiles think punters should get out of bed, fork over their shekels and try to discover what's happening in the real world?

So over it, so boring, and not a hint of a murmur about King Donald and the Epstein files to ruin Hedders revisiting the Jayant Patel case at the top of the page ...



True crime is the new reptile way forward? 

And never mind that everybody is on the true crime bandwagon and there are zillions of variants flooding the ether?

The pond couldn't believe it, and couldn't even be bothered offering archive links.

Anyone who wants to retreat into yesteryear with the reptiles surely knows by now how to take a Url and head off to the archive ..

Meanwhile, in a world far away, there's true crime going on all the time ...




Just not the sort of true crime the reptiles dare to acknowledge ...

Even worse, it's been some 17 days since the hive mind has heard from the bromancer,  and the pond's anxiety is increasing at a pell mell pace ...

And yet this day Our Henry, the hole in bucket repairer, brought no solace.

He had joined all the other reptiles in banging on about Gough in a billy goat gruff way ...

What alternative did the pond have?

Others in the extreme far right pack were still at it...

PM’s toddler tantrum over Whitlam Dismissal
Albanese rewrites history in fiery attack over Whitlam Dismissal
Anthony Albanese’s appraisal of the Whitlam Dismissal was that of a toddler hurling his teddy from the political cot.
By The Mocker

Between attempting to mock a mocker beyond mockery and celebrating Our Henry the pond simply had no choice ...

Between paying attention to a cowardly anonymous scribbler - how the reptiles fear, loathe and despise cowardly anonymous bloggers and would never imitate them - and paying attention to the ancient Greek classicist left the pond in Hobson's choice land ...



The header: Whitlam cult still revelling in leader’s call to rage, Gough Whitlam’s tragedy was that he turned statesmanship into a destructive drama of self-vindication.

The caption: Then president of the ACTU Bob Hawke speaks at a lunchtime rally outside Parliament House showing support for Gough Whitlam. Whitlam is also on stage to the right, partially covered by a loudspeaker. Picture: National Archives of Australia

Our Henry seemed entirely unaware that it was only the reptiles in the lizard Oz that had made a big thing of the Whitlam dismissal, and that mainly to help ancient Troy flog his new tome.

What could the pond do?

It had banned all reptile attempts to join in the book flogging, and yet here was the pond's Friday favourite determined to keep it alive.

The pond simply had to give Our Henry an exemption, a special pass, but only on condition that he stuff his treatise full of the usual arcane references and show off his inclination to ponderous, portentous pretentiousness ...

Our Henry played the game in the right spirit.

The pond could retrieve from the five minutes of wasted living times some referential gems of a kind only Our Henry could deliver...

Who else could or would begin with Stendhal?

In The Charterhouse of Parma, Stendhal’s hapless hero, Fabrizio del Dongo, blunders into the Battle of Waterloo and rather enjoys himself – blissfully unaware he’s witnessing one of history’s pivotal moments.
Judging by the torrent of commentary about “the Dismissal”, the keepers of Australia’s most enduring political grievance did just the opposite: having lived, directly or vicariously, through those tumultuous days, they convinced themselves Gough Whitlam’s sacking marked a decisive crisis in Australian democracy.

Excellent start, now for a little Frank:

That politics as usual promptly re-established itself clearly proved insufficient to extinguish the passions of what Frank Moorhouse memorably called the “days of wine and rage”. Nor was it ever likely to, given the smouldering rhetoric that defined the left’s reaction at the time. To describe the language as apocalyptic would be an understatement: amid those outpourings of fury, the end of life on Earth would have been dismissed as a mere sideshow.

Oh he's on fire. 

Now for Manning Clark ...

Manning Clark’s pronouncements strikingly captured the left’s descent into delirium. The Whitlam government, he declared, had “offered Australia the final chance to show the world that it was capable of building a society free from the evils or errors in both capitalist and communist societies”.

The reptiles helped with this meander through the past with a snap of the Anglican turned tyke, Historian Manning Clark. He told an incandescent crowd at Sydney Town Hall the time had come to invoke Henry Lawson’s prophecy that ‘blood will stain the wattle’. Picture: HWT’s Moments in Time.



That mention of Henry Lawson would surely return, but it was time now for a Biblical turn of phrase ...

But just as the Pharisees and Sadducees struck down Christ and his vision, so this “prophet nurtured in a harsh, dry land” – who, for the first and probably last time, had offered “the men and women with creative gifts a place of honour in Australian society” – was, after only “three halcyon, golden years”, felled by “the forces of reaction”.

Did Our Henry next try to stay up to date, or at least up to 2012 by invoking Ridley Scott's Prometheus?

Probably not, probably he was referencing the original Greek ...

And in what was surely the cruellest blow, “the ockers” who handed the Coalition a sweeping electoral victory “had destroyed the man striving like Prometheus to teach Australians that they could steal fire from heaven – that they were capable of better things”.

Ah, of course, the defier of the Olympian gods, the taker of fire to give humanity technology, knowledge and civilisation ...



By golly Our Henry provides room for all sorts of distractions ... not least the infallible Pope referencing the Simpsons so the pond could almost feel down with it ...

Yet, Clark grimly foretold, those narrow-minded fools, wedded to “petty-bourgeois values which the progressive part of the world is shedding and destroying”, would regret their mistake.
As the enlightened turned “from parliamentary to direct action”, the dismissal and the subsequent election would be remembered as “the days when the wind was sown which led to the whirlwind”. The time had come, Clark told an incandescent crowd at Sydney Town Hall, to invoke Henry Lawson’s prophecy that “blood will stain the wattle”.

Yes, there's Our Henry invoking that Henry...

Surely we can spare a moment for a few verses from Freedom on the Wallaby ... after all, if the infallible Pope can do the Simpsons (why did Sydney lose its monorail? What this town needs is a monorail...)

...Our fathers toiled for bitter bread
While loafers thrived beside ’em,
But food to eat and clothes to wear,
Their native land denied ’em.
An’ so they left their native land
In spite of their devotion,
An’ so they came, or if they stole,
Were sent across the ocean.

Then Freedom couldn’t stand the glare
O’ Royalty’s regalia,
She left the loafers where they were,
An’ came out to Australia.
But now across the mighty main
The chains have come ter bind her –
She little thought to see again
The wrongs she left behind her.

Our parents toil’d to make a home –
Hard grubbin ’twas an’ clearin’ –
They wasn’t crowded much with lords
When they was pioneering.
But now that we have made the land
A garden full of promise,
Old Greed must crook ‘is dirty hand
And come ter take it from us.

So we must fly a rebel flag,
As others did before us,
And we must sing a rebel song
And join in rebel chorus.
We’ll make the tyrants feel the sting
O’ those that they would throttle;
They needn’t say the fault is ours
If blood should stain the wattle!

Then the reptiles lowered the tone by introducing petulant Peta, being petulant in her usual way ...Sky News host Peta Credlin highlights how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese delivered a shocking speech at Parliament House which was the “stuff of conspiracy theories”. Ms Credlin said Mr Albanese believes Australians were “in on it” over the Whitlam dismissal. “The prime minister delivered a speech last night … that has today been reported as quite an extraordinary attack, a divisive intervention on the dismissal and a scorching speech.”



Next came Our Henry's acknowledgement that Gough was a fine classicist, an excuse for our Henry to show that he himself was a stupendous classicist, with a Dictionary of Classical Greek Quotations always handy by his keyboard ...

The rants had, of course, been stoked by Whitlam himself. With characteristic theatricality, he had, immediately after being dismissed, called on the protesters gathered outside Parliament House to “maintain your rage and enthusiasm” – but it was the rage alone that blazed in the months and years ahead, with Whitlam its most enduring vessel.
A fine classicist, he knew that the Greeks had warned statesmen who let passion and the hunger for glory overrun the clear-sighted grasp of necessity and limitation that they were courting disaster. For them, the highest political virtue was arete: excellence not of display but of measure, the harmony of reason and purpose within the bounds of circumstance. It was the antithesis of hubris – the refusal to recognise limits, the belief that will and eloquence could bend necessity itself.

The reptiles interrupted with a snap of Gough, the excuse for Our Henry's ranting, Then federal opposition leader Gough Whitlam in 1977. Picture: NCA



Once Our Henry gets hold of a word, he's like a dog with an arete bone, gnawing away, extracting every last ounce of le jus prétentieux...

Yet that, in the end, was Whitlam’s tragedy: he mistook theatrical assertion for arete and, in doing so, turned statesmanship into a destructive drama of self-vindication.
There was, in that, more than an element of narcissism: a self-absorption so complete that admiration became the measure of worth and reflection gave way to performance. The rage therefore came naturally, for when life’s constraints threaten a grandiose self with the collapse of its imagined omnipotence, the response is not comprehension but boundless aggression – a pattern Freud recognised long ago.

Ah, Freud. Our Henry reveals yet again his extraordinary chameleon powers and turns shrink to analyse the past (though professional shrinks are warned against conducting this sort of analysis without the patient being present).

At this point, the reptiles tried to remind Our Henry that the whole exercise had been to help ancient Troy flog his tome ... Political journalist Troy Bramston recounts the dramatic events of November 11, 1975, as Gough Whitlam was dismissed as Prime Minister.




The pond regrets that nowhere to be found is that image that so titillated a pond correspondent ...




Our Henry would have none of it. There was to be more Moorhouse and more Freud ...and even more Manning Clark ...

Yet Whitlam was hardly alone. His rise coincided with the massive entry into political life of the Baby Boomers – a generation that redefined what had once been condemned as narcissistic self-indulgence into a positive ideal of authenticity, autonomy and empowerment.
Freud’s “maturity ethic”, centred on internal discipline and the acceptance of limits, gave way to a new “psychology of power”, which viewed anger and assertion as the language of liberation. The old pathologies of fury and aggression were recast as an untrammelled right of self-expression – less a plea for understanding than a bid for mastery through the conspicuous display of indignation, the very spirit of Moorhouse’s “days of wine and rage”.
For the ancients, indignation was justified only as a response to insulted dignity; for these moderns, the perpetual theatre of indignation became an entirely legitimate way of asserting individual identity. But that spirit also prevented the mourning that might have allowed the rage to subside.
As Freud observed, the “extraordinarily painful” process of normal grieving requires relinquishing what has been lost and reconciling oneself to reality; yet that is precisely what the narcissist cannot do. At worst, Freud argued, narcissistic bile turns into venom; at best, it curdles into a melancholy that, instead of releasing an imaginary past, endlessly pines for it and endlessly relives it.
Pervasive in the literature of the day – for who could be more ensnarled in the world of phantasm and wish-fulfilment than Clark’s “men and women with creative gifts”? – the melancholia found one of its most perceptive expressions in Ross McMullin’s centenary history of the ALP, where he spoke of the “affectionate nostalgia” felt by Whitlam’s true believers for that heady period.

What a splendid additional reference, and it would allow Our Henry to show off his fluent French.. a chance to Ã©pater les bourgeois Labor in his inimitable way ...

“For the rest of their lives,” McMullin writes, “their pulses would quicken whenever they saw or heard replays of the exhilarating St Kilda Town Hall meeting in 1972, Whitlam on the Parliament House steps on Remembrance Day 1975, and, especially, Whitlam at Blacktown beginning ‘Men and women of Australia’ ”.
None of that prevented the more able and ambitious of our enragés from swiftly adopting “Think left, live right!” as their new slogan – or better, rule of life. As thong-wearing radicals matured into gong-sporting mandarins, they crystallised into a “progressive” establishment even more firmly entrenched, enriched and entitled than the conservative establishment they had so intensely despised and so effectively demolished.

« En français, s'il vous plaît... » 

La phrase « En français, s'il vous plaît... » signifie "In French, please..." et est une façon polie de demander quelque chose en français. 

The enragés! The French revolution, the radical sans-culottes, the ultra-radicaux!

All this and Stendhal, and surely Our Henry pleases the most jaded of pond correspondents with his exemplary jeremiad.

And how better, how apt, how fitting to return to Stendhal for the closer, 

And to make things worse, the “progressives” ensured that while narcissism was merely a minority phenomenon in the 1970s, subsequent generations would be drenched in its perverse combination of incessantly asserted fragility and equally unrelenting aggression.
In that sense, the Dismissal was not a constitutional crisis; it was a cultural one, pitting an Australia that prized the values that triumphed in the 1975 election against an ascendant class that loathed them – and still does. Little wonder then that from the Prime Minister’s latest broadside through to these pages, the Whitlam cult’s high priests genuflected on their Holy Day to the idols of the tribe, parading undigested obsessions and venting the rancour the messiah had told them to maintain.
But the truth is that like Stendhal’s Fabrizio del Dongo – charging into history backwards – they absolutely loved it: the tumult, the illusion of greatness, the crazed carnival. There is, nonetheless, a difference. Having decided he had nothing left to say, poor del Dongo repaired to a monastery and retreated into silence. Surely “It’s Time” for the guardians of our oldest grievance to do the same.

You see, climate science prof? All you did was enrage Our Henry.

It wasn't it's time, it's never it's time in hive mind climate science denialist land. They're too busy reviving ancient true crime stories, and blathering on about mean girls.

It's no relief to note that the doddering old fart completely missed the point, in his usual way.

Must the pond keep reminding him? It was the reptiles who completely forgot about the WWI point of Remembrance Day in order to flog ancient Troy's tome ...

That noted, hopefully this will be the very last of it ... 

The pond won't be handing out any more free passes, not even if the bromancer returned from his holydays and embarked on a denunciation of Gough ...

It's time for the reptiles to get on to something more interesting ...

Exciting times, as noted by Andrew Egger in The Bulwark ...

All through this year’s resurgence of the Epstein saga, I’ve repeated one mantra: Trump acting guilty is not necessarily proof of guilt.
Ordinarily, a person who responds to serious accusations by telling colossal, ridiculous lies, trying frantically to change the subject, demanding an end to all inquiries, and trying to obstruct all investigation into the matter is all but telling you that those accusations are true. But that’s less helpful with Trump. He does that sort of thing all the time. Lying and obstructing are as easy and routine to him as breathing. You’ve got to watch out for false positives.
But I have to admit: My resolve in this department is starting to crack. Because as astonishing revelations about Trump’s relationship with Epstein keep piling up, a few simple facts keep getting clearer. Trump has never given and still cannot give a satisfactory account of his friendship with the late sexual predator, about which he continues to tell the most brazen lies. His behavior toward the investigation, about which he has dropped all pretense of impartiality, has grown steadily more frantic. And he is now openly trying to bully individual Republican lawmakers into dropping their support for further Epstein file disclosures...

... something that frequently attracts the attention of the immortal Rowe ...




By golly he's got the likeness down pat ... not that you'd actually want to pat it, what with the dedicated p*ssy groper  (*blogger bot approved) having been up to all sorts of mischief with his chums in his wayward prevert narcissist life ...




Thursday, November 13, 2025

In which the pond tunes out, but provides a few links for those still keen to pursue their herpetology studies ...

 

The pond was so bored by today's reptile offerings that it decided to take a raincheck on the offerings.

There would be links, for anyone who cared and had the patience to delve into the archive (sometimes faster than watching paint dry), but that would be it.

Oh there'd be a few 'toons too ...

The key reason?

Dame Slap was in "journalist mode",which is to say there was yet another rehashing of the Lehrmann affair ...



Nah, not really ...so, so over it ...

EXCLUSIVE
Secret documents reveal alleged plot to stitch up Reynolds over Higgins payout
A cache of letters has spilled the beans on the Albanese government’s manoeuvring to gift Brittany Higgins a $2.4m settlement – leaving Linda Reynolds swinging in the breeze.
Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

Inside Story
‘You can still make this right for Fiona,’ Rowland told
As the Attorney-General left a swanky Barangaroo building, her staffers formed a guard around her. Linda Reynolds was approaching. She congratulated Michelle Rowland on her human rights work, and asked her to do the right thing on another front.
Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

The reptiles even offered a video supplement with Dame Slap looking particularly weird ...

Inside the $2.4m deal
Inside the $2.4m deal: How the Commonwealth cut Reynolds out of the Higgins settlement
The Australian’s Janet Albrechtsen reveals explosive new letters showing how the Commonwealth sidelined Linda Reynolds to fast-track a $2.4 million settlement with Brittany Higgins.
Now Playing
00:23 / 09:28
Inside the $2.4 million deal: How the Commonwealth cut Linda Reynolds out of the Higgins settlement
The Australian’s Janet Albrechtsen reveals explosive new letters showing how the Commonwealth sidelined Linda Reynolds to fast-track a $2.4 million settlement with Brittany Higgins. The confidential documents expose a powerful legal juggernaut that Reynolds says steamrolled her right to defend herself.

Deeply weird ...



Oh those glasses. 

Will someone tell her?

As for Sussssan v the lettuce, the reptiles were also forced to jump the gun, what with the sell out to happen later in the day ...



COALITION IN CHAOS
Liberals prepare to dump net zero after mammoth partyroom meeting
The party is expected to back staying in the Paris agreement without a formal ambition to reach net zero at any stage, with moderate MPs aiming to use the Paris element to claim the Coalition retains a net zero objective.
By Greg Brown and Jack Quail

COMMENTARY by Geoff Chambers
Liberal rivals gang up on near-terminal Ley to blow up net zero
Angus Taylor, Andrew Hastie, Ted O’Brien and Melissa McIntosh have publicly and privately indicated their leadership ambitions. All of them voiced their opposition to net zero on Wednesday.

The pond only took a minute to celebrate that wording, "near-terminal Ley".

The lettuce lives!



As for the actual policy discussions, we all know what that will amount to ... a hill of beans in this troubled world ...



Over on the extreme far right, petulant Peta was at it yet again ...

Liberals have no choice but to bite bullet on net zero
Sussan Ley will have to become a tough political warrior, capable of overturning an elite consensus – something she has never been – if changing the policy is also to mean a lasting change in the Liberals’ fortunes.
By Peta Credlin

The pond never bothers with the puppet mistress and this gobbet will explain why ...

...If Australians better understood this reality, and the true cost of net zero, the public mood would shift. But as long as the centre-right is joined at the hip with Labor on climate policy, they’re absent from this fight. Should they change course this week, they might just find they’re back in the game politically.
The Liberals have been in this position twice before: in 2009, in opposition, when Malcolm Turnbull wanted the Coalition to support Labor’s Emissions Trading Scheme; and in 2018, in government, when Malcolm Turnbull wanted the Coalition to adopt the so-called National Energy Guarantee, thus ending the “climate wars” (he said) with a policy that Labor would support.
On both occasions, Turnbull lost the leadership in a Liberal partyroom revolt – and on both occasions the Coalition went on to do far better than expected at the subsequent election: Tony Abbott reducing a first-term government to minority status in 2010; and Scott Morrison winning his ­“miracle victory” in 2019.
After winning the Liberal leadership by just one vote in 2009, Abbott had a further formal ballot; with the Liberal partyroom voting 54 to 29 to oppose then-PM Kevin Rudd’s ETS and a united Coalition soon forcing Rudd to dump his own policy.
After abandoning the NEG in 2018, in the face of MPs’ threats to cross the floor, Turnbull spilled his leadership and ultimately lost to Scott Morrison, who never revived the NEG (even though it was originally promoted by the man who became his deputy ­leader and treasurer, Josh Frydenberg). Morrison won the subsequent election, in part by campaigning against the claimed half-trillion-dollar cost of Labor’s then policy to cut emissions by 45 per cent by 2030
There are two lessons here: first, that the Coalition prospers when it is a strong contrast to Labor, not a weak echo; and ­second, that fundamental policy differences can’t be fudged, they must be resolved.
What’s required is not ­compromise but for the leadership to adopt a clear position and then to vigorously make the case to voters.
If the Liberal Party does dump net zero, which is the only way to oppose an energy policy that has net zero at its heart, Ley will need to argue with great conviction every day that cutting emissions at the pace Labor demands is not worth the cost to the economy, the loss of jobs, the destruction of habitat, the price rises to consumers, the changes in lifestyle, and the deindustrialisation of Australia that net zero by 2050 necessarily entails.
She will have to maintain that a strong economy rather than a weak one will enable us to cope much better with any emissions-driven climate change; the “adaptation” model that former climate zealots like Bill Gates now favour.
In other words, Ley will have to become a tough political warrior, capable of overturning an elite consensus – something she has never been – if changing the policy is also to mean a lasting change in the Liberals’ fortunes.
As for senator Andrew Bragg’s announcement that he’d resign from the frontbench if the party dumps net zero, that just reinforces the argument for change.
If he were to take some others with him, even better; give me a frontbench of lions, not lambs any day!

Why did the pond even bother with that bit of blather?

Well it was the perfect set up for the infallible Pope of the day ...



Just look at the details, a fragrant summary of the follies listed by petulant Peta ...





And that fireplace? What a comely, hearth-warming pair ...



Put it another way ...



There was also the usual TG bashing on parade ...

False consensus on puberty blockers is a danger to our kids
In the face of a health bureaucracy steeped in gender identity ideology, we need new guidelines for treatment of gender-distressed minors.
By Bernard Lane

Bigots r' us...

Why it's as unforgivable as Charming Potato hanging out in Toys 'R Us in the dire b/o flop Roofman.

And the pond was frankly astonished to discover Phillip Adams was still a thing...

Not anti-Semitic to deplore Netanyahu ‘overkill’ in Gaza
While it’s true that I’m sympathetic to the Palestinians, I am no anti-Semite.
By Phillip Adams
Columnist

It was just a two minute effort, and the pond did the decent thing and ignored it, it being another attempt to make Gaza all about Adams - in fact, almost anything in the world is always all about Adams:

I was born a few days before Hitler fired the starting pistol for the official opening of World War II, and was a six-year-old when the US evaporated Hiroshima in August 1945. My nickname at East Kew Primary? Adam-bomb.

And so on, and so a hard, hard pass.

Jack the Insider was also present, but the pond never bothers with Jack ...

Health’s smoking gun as crime fight upstages tobacco excise war
The commonwealth and the states are fighting a predictable battle on two fronts with revenue in terminal decline while having to spend money from other coffers to fix a problem we didn’t have five years ago.
By Jack the Insider
Columnist

Nothing like celebrating cancer sticks, eh Jack?

The reptiles did purport an interest in the world, with lesser member of the Kelly gang on hand to report ...

New Epstein emails allege Donald Trump 'knew about the girls'
The emails from Jeffrey Epstein suggested Donald Trump was aware of the disgraced financier’s sexual abuse and had ‘spent hours’ with one of his victims at his house.
by Joe Kelly

Without the bromancer's legendary hysteria, the pond was at a loss as to its import.

Isn't it just being as American as apple pie?



Besides, the pond was more interested in the notion that King Donald had now earned the official status of a lame duck president, or so Martk Leibovich suggested in The Atlantic ...Donald Trump Is a Lamer Duck Than Ever, Even though he doesn’t want you to think so (*archive link)

...Beyond the undertones of lost influence, being a lame duck can also suggest a president distracted, disengaged, and biding time. Again, these notions would seem anathema to everything Trump wants to convey. Theoretically, at least.
Voters keep identifying the high cost of living as their chief concern. Trump, meanwhile, has displayed a Marie Antoinette–like indifference to the economic struggles that so many Americans keep mentioning. He has recently devoted time to overseeing the construction of a new White House patio and ballroom, hosting a Great Gatsby–themed party at Mar-a-Lago, and reportedly trying to have the future home stadium of the Washington Commanders named after him.
“His gold-leaf excess and ‘Let ’em eat cake’ tone-deafness will likely wear ever thinner,” Mark Updegrove, a presidential historian and the head of the LBJ Foundation, told me. Updegrove, the author of a book titled Second Acts: Presidential Lives and Legacies After the White House, predicted that Trump would never “back off his ballroom ambitions,” regardless of how they might be perceived. Trump clearly enjoys the idea that he can build and adorn as he pleases. He will insist on these projects, Updegrove said, “like a toddler unwilling to surrender a lollipop.”
Trump’s Oval Office photo snafu notwithstanding, even casual observers would expect that he will do everything possible to keep himself at center stage for as long as he can. Histrionics are definitely possible. “Like the mob boss with terminal cancer” is Murphy’s comparison, by which he means that Trump will be sure to make himself dangerous to anyone who questions his full authority and treats him as a lame duck.

More to the point, can a viper ever become a lame viper?




There's a lot more golden glitter to be shoved in the peasants's faces before the flushing is done ...

The pond hates to admit it, but such was the dismal nature of today's lizard Oz that the pond strayed to another place, to a naming and shaming of Nazis... Engineer. Teacher. Postie: The neo-Nazis who rallied in Sydney




There's nothing like a naming and a shaming, though perhaps some of them were on the lizard Oz subscription list,  so the reptiles didn't want to play that game.

What else?

Well the pond just had to share John Hanscombe in The Echidna (sorry, newsletter, no link, and this version might be paywalled), what with it being in the pond's Newtown turf ... A strange amnesia that honours a tainted man ...

Inter alia ...

...My introduction to Richardson came in the first week of my career in journalism. It was 1980 and I'd just been hired as a cadet at the Newtown Guardian, a shoestring independent weekly owned by a colourful Sydney identity.
The week before I started, local Labor MP Peter Baldwin was beaten so violently he was barely recognisable. Loud whispers, never proven, were that the assault was part of a bitter factional dispute in the local ALP in which the left and right were brawling over control of local branches in Sydney's inner west. Whispers, too, that behind it all was Graham Richardson, leader of Labor's right faction.
My time at the Guardian was short but eventful. On publication days, we often had Tom Domican, a mate of Richardson's, visit the office to pick up a copy. He was always polite but physically intimidating. Years later, Domican faced charges of murder, attempted murder, and five conspiracies to murder but was acquitted of all of them.
The factional brawling went on, tit for tat. Branch meetings disrupted, fire extinguishers thrown through windows, allegations of branch stacking from both sides. And a sense of menace hung over the neighbourhood. We joked at the Guardian that whenever a car backfired on King Street, we'd instinctively hit the floor.
Through the 1980s, scandal followed scandal with Richo not far from the centre. The Love Boat, in which Sydney prostitute Virginia Perger alleged leading NSW businessmen and politicians, including Richardson, had sex with her on harbour cruises. The Offset Alpine fire, in which a press mysteriously burnt down receiving an insurance payout far greater than its worth. The Swiss bank account linked to disgraced stockbroker Rene Rivkin. The Multiplex involvement in renovating Richardson's family home in Killara. The mentorship of Eddie Obeid.
It was all classic NSW murkiness. Classic Richardson too. Which begs the question: why a state funeral? Of all the people who should be across Richardson's chequered record, it was Anthony Albanese - who as PM leapt to his feet to offer the taxpayer-funded honour immediately after Richo's death.
Albo, from the left faction, who should have remembered the violent shenanigans of 1980s inner west Labor politics. After all, he's occupied one of the key seats all his political life.
It's said a week is long time in politics, which is true. A lifetime is so long, it seems it can erase memories which, for those who watched from the sidelines, remain vivid and disturbing.

Well yes, as Setka was to the Victorian Labor party, so the Swiss bank account man was to Sydney, spoken of in hushed tones as a fixer, a knee capper, a mover and a shaker, a bit like those two endearing hams, Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren going at it in MobLand as sociopathic Irish villains, a splendid bit of gangster soap suggesting that at last Guy Ritchie found something useful to do ... (and special mentions to Tom Hardy as their exceptionally droll and laconic fixer, and Paddy Considine and Joanne Froggatt as the mugs trying to be relatively sane gangsters).

As if only the Irish knew how to do it ...

Good old Newtown ...




And speaking of gangs, time to sign off with another celebration of local gangsters...