There's a depressing sameness and monotonous familiarity to the start of each week in the hive mind.
Do the reptiles realise that repetition dulls the senses, in much the same way that smoke is used to induce a soporific state in bees?
It seems some days only obituaries provide a distraction, but the pond isn't going to waste time on those who added little to the world, whether it's Laws...
‘Australia’s greatest ever broadcaster’: Radio icon John Laws dead at 90
The talkback king, who only retired last year, has been remembered as a ‘towering figure’ after his death on Sunday.
By James Madden and Graeme Leech
If he was the greatest, the long absent lord help broadcasting ...
Or the Swiss bank account man ...
Graham Richardson had a compassionate side which he displayed more than once during his period as Minister for Social Security.
By Stephen Loosley
He was the worst of the little mates club ...down there with the Lionel Murphys of the Labor world, and so naturally found a home amongst the reptiles.
What else?
Well simpleton Simon showed yet again that the reptiles know how to get someone coming and then going ...
Governor-General appears to have a contentious view of her powers
‘The holder of this office is there to protect the Australian public against the potential of irresponsible government.’
Sam Mostyn has offered a new interpretation of what she regards as the role and responsibilities of the monarch’s representative. She clearly has a more expansive view of the job than any before her.
By Simon Benson
Ancient Troy sought her out, as part of his tome promotion tour, the reptiles splashed her response far and wide, and now the fuss can be kept alive by clobbering her yet again ...
And there's never a moment not to offer fear, doubt and querulousness to the very small world of TG folk ...
The former chief justice who led Australia’s Family Court when it green-lit liberalised access of puberty blockers to gender-distressed children in the 2010s reveals she now has doubts about the ruling.
By Bernard Lane
The pond's TG friend, who was subjected to electric shock treatment, sustained systematic abuse at the hands of shrinks and priests, and an uncomprehending Catholic family might disagree.
But as always the pond must dredge something from this day's ruck of reptile odiousness.
It won't be an item from the Australian Daily Zionist News or its leading correspondent, Major Mitchell ...
It’s obvious from the large audiences of social media influencers in the US that many media consumers have little understanding of WWII, Nazism, anti-Semitism or the Holocaust.
By Chris Mitchell
Columnist
The Major mentioned the ethnic cleansing of Gaza just once, thereby performing a singular, Herculean feat of distraction ...
The Major did mention Tucker, spawn of Faux Noise, Nick Fuentes and that mob, serial couch molester JD ... and Ross Douthat ...
The pond only mentions that mention because of a glorious moment in The Graudian in Arwa Mahdawi's Everybody panic – the workplace has become too ‘feminized’!
Douthat generously invites two women into his own workplace: the podcast features two critics of liberal feminism, Helen Andrews and Leah Libresco Sargeant, in conversation about “what a right-wing politics of gender should look like.” Andrews apparently caught Douthat’s eye because she had just written an essay for Compact called The Great Feminization, which argues feminism has failed because it has driven masculine virtues out of our institutions. The word “woke” or “wokeness” was used unironically 11 times in the piece: a failsafe sign you should not take anything in it seriously.
Andrews continued to just mutter wokeness, wokeness, wokeness in her conversation with Douthat (variants of the word were used 25 times in the conversation), explaining that “the pathology in our institutions known as wokeness is distinctively feminine and feminized … in a very literal sense, our institutions have gone woke because there are more women in them than there used to be.”
The conversation unfurls exactly as you’d expect. Carefully cherrypicking examples, Andrews explained that #MeToo was woke, college campuses are too woke, and “the law is currently lopsided in favor of punishing male vices and allowing feminized vices totally free rein.” In response to a question about what constitutes “feminine vices”, Andrews explains that women like “gossiping” and have an “inability to deal with conflict directly”.
Sargeant, who has some valid critiques of liberal feminism, does her best to push back against some of this nonsense, but Andrews does most of the talking. Hilariously, towards the end of the conversation Douthat asks Andrews: “What do you like about women, Helen?” She seems unable to answer that question.
I know that this is just one man’s podcast rather than, say, a piece by the editorial board, but putting a piece like this on the homepage of the New York Times in 2025 is certainly an interesting decision. Taking the sort of misogynistic nonsense that you see on Fox News and repackaging it as a pseudointellectual debate in a prestigious publication imbues these arguments with a dangerous validity. (If you want a proper intellectual interrogation of gendered inequality and supposedly traditional values, by the way, I suggest you read Angela Saini’s The Patriarchs.)
Gender grifting is the pond's newest favourite grift.
And there was this ...
“This is something I experienced as a woman, but it is something that all women in our country experience,” Sheinbaum said after being groped in the street. “If I do not file a complaint, where does that leave all Mexican women? If they do this to the president, what happens to all the other women in the country?” The incident has felt like a personal affront to many women in Mexico, where violence against women and femicide are major problems. But you have to ask yourself, don’t you: has feminism gone too far?
So much more fun than regurgitating the Major.
And so it was that climate science came around yet again, and landed atop the reptile magickal faraway tree ... in the form of yet another EXCLUSIVE, though the pond could have sworn that on Sunday The Insiders had offered Andrew Bragg, that shadowy opposition figure, bragging about net zero ...(as the cardigan wearers gave up transcripts, the pond has given up quoting) ...
Take it away Brownie ...
Moderate Libs push ‘Australian way’ to save net zero
Moderate Liberals have launched an eleventh-hour bid to save the party’s net-zero commitment by focusing on pragmatism, technology and gas as conservative MPs warn of ‘Armageddon’.
By Greg Brown
The most remarkable feature of this alleged EXCLUSIVE was the way that the Brown out was limited to just the opening snap: From left: Moderate Liberal Andrew Bragg, Opposition Leader Sussan Ley, and conservative Liberal MP Tony Pasin.
The remaining four minutes - so the reptiles clocked it - was a visual wasteland, but the pond had to pay attention, because each day the pond must check on the odds riding on the lettuce, with poor old Susssan standing in for the war on Xmas, which has been very slow to crank into gear ...
But conservative MPs argue the push from the moderates to negotiate on a net-zero commitment has come too late, claiming the majority position of the partyroom has shifted in the past month from supporting a version of the ambition to opposing it completely.
And sure enough, then came the EXCLUSIVE, an EXCLUSIVE report on the ABC ...
As leading Liberal moderate Andrew Bragg on Sunday threatened to quit the frontbench if the Opposition Leader vowed to leave the Paris Agreement and junk net zero, The Australian understands there is a fierce internal campaign being waged to convince MPs to back a version of the carbon-neutral target by redefining it as an “Australian approach”.
The pond understands that the reptiles watch the ABC, which is perhaps just as well because the pond didn't, having given up the habit some time ago, settling for watching the 'toon and snap segment when it lands on YouTube ... but do carry on ...
The moderates are backing a “technology-neutral” Capacity Investment Scheme, which would see coal, gas and nuclear projects be eligible for taxpayer underwriting. Liberal MPs supportive of net zero also believe it is fair to benchmark interim emission targets to the carbon reduction achievements of other comparable nations, while backing the dismantling of domestic laws requiring the nation to achieve carbon neutrality.
The moderates want the party to be supportive of renewables while recognising the need for a larger role for gas.
One conservative MP warned there would be “Armageddon” if Ms Ley adopted the compromise being pushed by the moderates, amid concerns it was being seriously considered ahead of a crucial meeting of Liberals in Canberra this week. But a leading conservative on Sunday told The Australian it was unlikely the Coalition would retain any net-zero ambition in its policy platform, despite growing pressure being put on Ms Ley from moderates who are key to her leadership.
Conservatives are opposed to the Coalition proposing any aspiration to net zero under the Paris accord, rejecting an argument from moderates that it was required under the international agreement. Some moderates were highly optimistic a version of net zero would be retained while others said it was “in the balance”.
Conservative Liberal MP Tony Pasin said he was not convinced of the internal push for an “Australian approach” to net zero.
He said Ms Ley would be “ill-advised to advocate for a position that supports net zero”.
“We need to make the next election a referendum on electricity prices, not a nuanced debate about differing versions of net zero,” Mr Pasin told The Australian. “A number of my colleagues keep talking about Labor’s net zero and the need to approach this from an Australian perspective, presumably a Coalition Australian net zero.
“I think that is a pathway to failure.
“I don’t understand how you can have a different version of net zero to Labor’s version. Any version is going to harm the economy, industry and households.”
Liberal senator Andrew McLachlan said the global endeavour of net zero should be tackled “with an Australian target and Australian policy settings”.
The South Australian senator took a thinly veiled swipe at leading conservative Angus Taylor, who has dropped his support for net zero despite being the energy minister who committed Australia to net zero by 2050.
“Reaching a net-zero emissions target should not be feared. When we were in government and Angus Taylor had responsibility to meet this target, we were on track,” he told The Australian.
“Angus Taylor demonstrated that not only could a net-zero target be achieved but that we could do so and leave no one behind in poverty.
“We have already proven the pathway that some call the Australian way. We did that when we sent our prime minister (Scott Morrison) to COP to give our solemn commitment to the world and subsequently worked hard to successfully reduce our emissions.”
Liberal MPs will meet in Canberra on Wednesday, with the Liberal shadow ministry to finalise the party’s position on net zero on Thursday.
A committee of three Liberal and three Nationals MPs will work through the differences in the respective policies and propose a joint Coalition position at a special partyroom meeting on November 16.
The Australian reported on the weekend that senior Liberals were brawling over whether to endorse a vague ambition for a carbon-neutral future under the Paris Agreement after Ms Ley’s expected axing of a net-zero target by 2050.
By golly, with that level of word salad, they really will need to give the lettuce a go ...
Subsidies 'r us ...
The moderates are backing a “technology-neutral” Capacity Investment Scheme, which would see coal, gas and nuclear projects be eligible for taxpayer underwriting.
And then back to the nub of it, the EXCLUSIVE report on the watching of the ABC ...
Senator Bragg, a key supporter of Ms Ley, rejected claims from conservatives that the party could stay in the Paris Agreement without retaining an aspiration to net zero in the second half of the century.
“You can’t have a fatwa on two words. I mean, it’s ridiculous,” Senator Bragg told the ABC.
“It is in the text of the agreement so I don’t see how you can create your own standard.
“It doesn’t talk about net zero in those exact terms but it talks about net zero in a functional sense.”
When asked if he would quit the frontbench if the party either left Paris or walked away from any net-zero aspiration, Senator Bragg said “sure”.
“But I don’t imagine we will ever leave Paris,” he said.
“We are a party of government, we are not a fringe party. We are not fringe-dwellers.
“Most Australians want us to play our fair role in terms of emissions reduction, so I just don’t think we are going to be leaving the Paris Agreement.
“Net zero, if done properly, could reduce power prices and will reduce power prices over time.”
Senator Bragg said leaving Paris would put Australia in a grouping with the “baddies”, Iran, Syria and Azerbaijan.
What else?
The pond notes that in one way or another it has mentioned all the reptiles on parade on the extreme far right early in the morning, save one.
Is it necessary to mention him at all?
Couldn't the pond just end with some fun? The latest movie to hit town?
Or perhaps a 'toon, featuring an exotic whiff of musk?
Sorry, life was meant to be sleazy, and the quarry-whispering Caterist was at it again, giving the lettuce a real shot in the arm, or should that be the leaf?
The header: Even in the cheapest countries, renewable power is subsidised, If renewables are cheap, why have electricity prices risen more than 20 per cent since the Albanese government came to power?
The caption: As Environment Minister, Sussan Ley rejected the Lotus Creek wind farm proposal on remnant native forest with its koala population. Picture: AAP
That could just as easily have been headed Even in the cheapest countries, fossil fuel power is subsidised ... How much in subsidies do fossil fuels receive?
The pond knows that this fine tradition is being urged on ...
The moderates are backing a “technology-neutral” Capacity Investment Scheme, which would see coal, gas and nuclear projects be eligible for taxpayer underwriting.
Sadly those figures are for 2021, but note the healthy orange glow down under ... enough to get any Nat fired up on the joys of agrarian socialism.
Sure there's a large distinction between major fossil fuel producers and very poor countries, with some trending to zero, but still it's a depressing picture, as usual ignored by the flood waters whisperer ...
Only then can she embark on the real art of politics – the art of persuasion – by convincing voters that wind and solar are neither cheap nor good for the environment.
Ley may be tempted to run dead on environmental and energy policy, as Scott Morrison did in 2022 and Peter Dutton did earlier this year.
At best, that will secure another term in opposition. More likely is that the Liberals will be condemned to irrelevance as a stand-for-nothing party jumping at its own shadow.
The road to recovery begins by exposing the most fraudulent policy inflicted on Australians in living memory. Ley must take on a renewables-industrial complex, which will throw more money to stop her becoming prime minister than her party will have to spend.
The Gretafication of environmental policy, utilising tens of billions of dollars in murky overseas funding to defend renewables, has become an even more corrupt force in Australian politics than the trade unions.
Perversely, it has also set back the cause of natural conservation as practical measures to protect biodiversity have been sidelined in the cause of saving the planet.
The reptiles decided to remind the world just why the Liberal party is currently in such a dire pickle, Should Sussan Ley follow Peter Dutton’s lead and run dead on environmental and energy policy risks a further descent into irrelevance. Picture: Richard Dobson
Rather nasty, really, to revive the mutton Dutton, and put hapless Susssan alongside him - it's almost enough for a defamation action - but the lettuce will take any break it can get ...
Why the continued need for subsidies? It was not unreasonable to assume that as the price of renewable energy infrastructure decreased, it would reach a point where the transition away from fossil fuels could be justified solely on the grounds of price.
That fallacy was baked into the policy Labor took to the 2022 election. It gave the party the confidence to set ambitious emissions reduction targets, in the expectation that once renewables became more affordable the market would take off.
Yet it hasn’t. Investment has not been occurring at anything like the level required by Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen to meet his 2030 targets. Financing remains the ultimate chokepoint.
The government’s attempts to ease investment decisions with subsidies have been only partially successful.
And few are naive enough to imagine that subsidies can go on forever.
The unfortunate truth is that without government handouts, the renewable sector can’t survive, however low the price.
Nowhere in the world is wind and solar energy operating subsidy-free. Not even in India and China, where the cost of building renewable infrastructure is the cheapest.
Would it be a genuine reptile outing without a terrifying snap of whale-killing windmills?
Sorry, the pond meant to ask would it be a genuine reptile outing without a terrifying snap of Satanic solar deep frying the country? Nowhere in the world is wind and solar energy operating without subsidies. Picture: Neil Fenelon
Then came a truly odd and shameless moment ...the Caterist quoting Brett Christopher.
According to Randeep Ramesh, reviewing his 2024 book in The Graudian, this was his intent ...
Only the state, concludes Christophers, has “both the financial wherewithal and the logistical and administrative capacity” to deliver the trillions of dollars in annual investment in solar and wind that could keep the planet from burning up. The message is that active involvement in shaping the future is crucial, and such a task is too important to be left to markets. Or, as Lenin put it, “sometimes history needs a push”.
Christophers argues that while the price of renewables has indeed tumbled, the profitability for private investors has not increased. The key metric for the financial market is not price but profit – the ability to forecast a stable return on investment.
He points out that most renewable projects must achieve stable, satisfactory returns over decades and that without government support they do not.
That is a more honest admission than governments are willing to make. Bowen repeatedly reassures us that the energy transition will cost less than business as usual.
Bowen’s optimism overlooks the fact that private investors still demand risk premiums.
Christophers, by contrast, embraces the inconvenient truth: if renewables are to scale, they require permanent government support.
By accepting that the state must underwrite returns – either via regulation, public ownership or long-term contracts – Christophers forces us to recognise that the transition is not purely about cheaper electricity; it’s about paying for that transition. In other words, renewables may be more affordable to produce than fossil fuel generation today, but turning them into a reliable, risk-managed low-carbon system remains more expensive and capital-intensive.
The implication for future energy prices is clear. Renewable energy carries an unavoidable premium price. Whether that cost is passed on to customers or offset with government subsidies makes no difference to the downward economic spiral.
Um, sticking with fossil fuels carries an unavoidable premium price, but the reptiles, and the flood waters whisperer in particular, have never much minded a volatile planet carrying on like a heat-stricken dog or English person out in the Tamworth noon day sun ...
For no particular reason, the reptiles then slipped in Labor MP Matt Thistlethwaite with Climate Change and Energy Minister Chris Bowen in 2022. Picture: AAP
Could it possibly be a Caterist outing with an invocation of Ming the Merciless?
Of course not ...
The Liberal Party must do more than regain its traditional advantage on economics if it is to win this or any argument. It must revisit the wisdom of Robert Menzies, who saw the party’s mission as more than looking after pounds, shillings and pence.
And so to a further reminder of why the lettuce is still hot favourite, with the Caterist pretending that he's suddenly become a caring environmentalist.
Remember the days when the likes of little Timmie Bleagh mocked those expressing concern for poley bears?
Now it's the caring Caterist all torn up about the fate of koalas ...
Graham Richardson’s passing reminds us of his achievements as environment minister, notably in Tasmania and the tropical far north, where rainforests received permanent protection as a UNESCO World Heritage site.
Such practical measures were abandoned under Kevin Rudd, where pragmatic environmentalism was subsumed by climate change, the great moral issue of our time.
Nowhere is the conflict between saving the planet and protecting the Earth more apparent than in the carnage created by grid-scale renewables.
Ley understands the tension better than most. In June 2020, as environment minister, she rejected the Lotus Creek wind farm proposal on remnant native forest in Central Queensland, ruling it “clearly unacceptable” under national environment laws. Her decision was reversed by her Labor successor, Tanya Plibersek, who gave the green light to the bulldozing of old-growth forest on the Clarke-Connors Range, including 341ha of known koala habitat.
The Coalition should seize the opportunity to address the gap in biodiversity, adopting a strategic approach to combating invasive species for the benefit of the natural environment in general and agriculture in particular.
The threat of fire ants spreading from southern Queensland into NSW is real, yet funding has been patchy and inadequate. Fire ants attack crops, livestock and equipment. They chew through electrical wiring, irrigation systems and even machinery. They can reduce farm productivity by up to 40 per cent.
Yet on the list of government priorities, eradicating feral ants, goats, deer and pigs comes a distant second to climate goals. The Liberal Party should capture the vacated ground, not for the sake of symbolism but out of the conviction that sound land management is key to successful agricultural policy.
Environment and energy policy alone won’t win the next election, although it will be a more potent issue than most if tied to the cost of living.
The first party to level with Australians about who pays and why will own the future of energy policy. That could still be the Liberals.
Deeply weird. F*ck the planet (*blogger bot approved), but care for the environment.
Go lettuce ...
... you have to ask yourself, don’t you: has feminism gone too far?