Tuesday, February 07, 2023

In which the pond dreams of reptile red cards, but who could be that cruel to Dame Groan?

 


Thank the long absent lord, it seems that the reptiles are starting to get over their Jimbo fixation. 

The pond had expected his talk of the "usual suspects" to set them off for another week, and ensure another bout of pond agony and red cards ...

Instead there was a new reason for a red card ...





The pond was alarmed. Had he ben sacked from uni, had he been muzzled and silenced and spurned? 

Nope, there he was as large as life, bleating along with the rest of the reptiles, seeking his fifteen minutes of fame as an endlessly suffering, persecuted victim, or as the reptiles like to say, a whiner ... and a snowflake ...





Yes, there he was, as Terry """" Goldsworthy, and it turned out he was a former Queensland plod turned academic and suffering from deep delusions ...

..I was cast aside by a victim support service I had assisted for a decade; I was told my post was not in accord with “their values”.
My crime was to post a link to the High Court judgment. Hypocrisy is now overlord; the highlighting of fact is punishable. I was to be subject to an inquisition. I resigned out of principle.
As a Catholic I am reminded of the denial by Peter of Jesus. The Gospel tells us Jesus foretold that Peter, one of his disciples, would deny he knew him before the rooster crows. When Jesus was seized, Peter was accused of knowing him, he denied it three times, and then the rooster crowed, and Peter wept.
The message here is that you must stand by your convictions and beliefs; to fail to do so is a betrayal of the contest of ideas and a surrender to the absolutism of populist narratives where only one viewpoint is acceptable.
But worse, it will mean the generations that follow will never hear fearless voices arguing a position with conviction based on fact in the face of the baying mob. And how many of us, like Peter, will then weep for our failure to protect the freedoms that we have come to enjoy.

Terry Goldsworthy is associate professor of criminal justice at Bond University and a former Queensland detective inspector.

FFS, he thinks he's Jesus Christ? Red card for him ...

But that left the pond a bit short, so it turned to Dame Groan for the usual groaning, because who could red card a jolly good groan ...







The pond did indeed set aside bulk billing for a moment to note that pathetic illustration, which (a) looks nothing like what goes on in a general practice in a big city, and (b) suggests the pathetic level of desperation that now exists in the once proud, much reduced lizard Oz graphics department?

Could it have something to do with the cost-cutting noted by correspondents, highlighted by Zoe in another place?

Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation will slash $20 million in costs from the business that owns The Australian, The Daily Telegraph, and The Herald Sun over the next two years, in a bid to make the newsrooms financially viable over the long term.
The project, which staff are referring to as ‘Audience 25’, is the latest move by the Murdoch-controlled media company to find efficiencies against the backdrop of rising inflation and broader global economic pressures. Media sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the project is confidential, said senior executives are in the process of identifying where to reduce costs.
The sources said the program was being led by national community masthead network editor, John McGourty, and Rowan Hunnam, head of digital, national regional and community network. News Corp declined to comment.

If the pond might make a helpful suggestion to John and Rowan, get rid of the graphics department altogether and return to the great days of the nineteenth century when a front page might consist only of advertisements.


A proposed re-merger of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp and Fox Corp was also put on ice recently. Murdoch and his son Lachlan had been considering re-uniting the two ends of the empire in order to save costs. However, it was deemed “not optimal” for shareholders.
However, News Corp also owns cable TV operator Foxtel and streaming services Kayo and Binge. It is unclear whether these will be affected by the same cost-cutting measures.
Of course, one way to save money would be to cut down on the number of very boozy lunches.

There was a link to that story of very boozy lunches ...

Just days after News Corp Australia executive chairman Michael Miller warned staff that “inappropriate behaviour has consequences”, it has emerged that the media giant is investigating a third drinks “incident”. 
According to rival publicaiton The Australian Financial Review, News Corp is investigating complaints relating to an incident at the end-of-year drinks for The Australian, which took place in Surry Hills last Thursday (the 8th of December). Both senior and junior staff were meeting for drinks at the event.
The Financial Review reported that a senior editor at The Australian attended News Corp headquarters in Sydney on Wednesday to meet with HR over an incident during end-of-year drinks at a pub in Surry Hills.

publicaiton?

You see, reptiles, there's an inspiration. 

Don't just get rid of the graphics department, there's really no need for sub-editors when heading to the online world, as you finally realise your fixation for killing trees is a delusional dream, and a waste of time and money.

And after that lengthy interruption, the pond apologises and turns back to Dame Groan for a jolly good groaning ...






If the pond might be so bold, it too received a notice from the general practice it attends, but it realises the reason came with a change of ownership ...

These days public health is just another form of pet food ...










Yes, they bring a lot of professionalism, insight and experience to screwing purchasers of pet food ... and those seeking medical advice ...

Oh sorry, once again the pond has interrupted a jolly good groaning ...






No, it doesn't take a genius to work out how private equity would learn how to screw governments and those seeking medical advice, and for some perverse reason, the pond was reminded of that recent Kudelka ...









Sorry, the pond realises there are cultists deeply devoted to Dame Groan and the pond keeps getting in their way ...







Of course we've learned up front in her piece that Dame Groan is fine and dandy and has no need of bulk billing, and thanks again be unto Santos, and never mind the planet, and for some inexplicable reason, the pond's mind began to wander again ...

Might this be the point where it slipped in a reference to the comedy stylings of Rex Huppke? 

Sure it's USA Today, which the pond remembers as the rag they tossed under motel doors, but as well as the primary source, Stop trying to make sense of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She inhabits a world of nonsense, you can also find Huppke occasionally at Yahoo News, though then you miss out on the pitch ... You can't apply logic to something wholly illogical. You'll never pierce the membrane of the right-wing bubble Greene inhabits, as she speaks a language most Americans will never understand.

What the pond liked was a reference to another part of the chairman's empire ... which came after contemplating Green on the matter of the death of an insurrectionist, compared to other deaths by cop killing ..

Anything can make sense if Fox News tells you it makes sense 

But in Greene’s world, this is a legitimate gripe. It’s as if she doesn’t speak our native tongue, but spins words and conspiracies embraced as gospel among an insular swath of Americans whose lives are defined by lies and bent reality.
George Santos steps down from committees:A letter from George Santos: 'I am recusing myself from committees. Also, I am Batman.'
Feeling exasperated that Greene is where she is, that she somehow overcame Jewish-space-laser comments and an obvious absence of intellect, is a waste of energy. She won’t make sense to people outside that spooky, Fox News-fed world any more than the rest of us will make sense to them.

Indeed, indeed, and anything can make sense if Dame Groan scribbles it and now the pond must really get back to that spooky lizard Oz-fed world, with a final short gobbet ...







Yes, fancy expecting bulk billing if you happen to be poor. There's pet food to be sold, and health to be exploited, and if you think Dame Groan gives a stuff, the pond has very good shares in a gas company to sell you, provided you care not a whit or a jot about the planet ...

And so to other reptiles and those who attend to the primary sources will know that the pond has thus far deliberately ignored the bromancer, out and about this day and blathering about the voice, because the reptiles can never shut up about it ...







FFS. Not the old identity politics and radicals hiding under the bed routines.

The pond thought of a red card, and then thought that a gobbet would suffice, and that by way of text, rather than a cut and paste, because there's only so much fear-mongering and FUD the pond can abide in any given day ...

...Most legislation affects all Australians, which means the voice will have a say on health, education, defence policy etc. That’s undemocratic because all other Australians get to vote only once, whereas those who can vote for the voice get two votes.
That is at the heart of why I think the voice is such a radical and bad idea. It rests on the notion that parliamentary democracy is not capable of representing certain minorities. This is an attack on parliamentary democracy in principle....

You see? That's a deliberate misrepresentation, and a deliberate lie, a falsification and a fabrication. 

The pond should have known, because Anything can make sense if the reptiles of Oz tell you it makes sense ..

So short of a red card, but reduced to text, as the pond has suggested should happen with the lizard Oz, given that the graphics department is a complete waste of space ... and just a sample beginning with a classic bit of bromancer boosterism, which is to say everyone agrees that Aboriginal communities should be consulted, except of course that'll completely ruin parliamentary democracy...

...Everyone agrees that Aboriginal communities should always be consulted by government on matters that affect them. There’s no need at all to put that in the Constitution. One likely motive for constitutional change is a power grab by groups who think they can capture, or benefit from, a newly constitutionally privileged institution.
The voice is thus a weakening of parliamentary democracy and a rejection of the core principle of political liberalism, that all citizens are equal in civic status regardless of race, gender, religion, background etc.
As Malcolm Turnbull wrote in his memoir: “Our democracy is built on the foundations of all Australians having equal civic rights – all being able to vote for, stand for and serve in either of two chambers in our national parliament …
“A constitutionally enshrined additional representative assembly for which only Indigenous Australians could vote for or serve in is inconsistent with this fundamental principle.”
(Turnbull, perfectly conscientiously, later changed his mind on the voice, but I am convinced by this argument.)
The remit of the voice grows like Topsy. Now it’s a voice not just to parliament but to executive government, and now to cabinet as well. No one has the faintest idea what our ultra-activist High Court would do with all this.
However, two other elements of the voice, apart from the question of contradicting racial civic equality, are of growing concern.
One is the element of Cuban-style soft Stalinism about the demand for public unanimity on the voice. ABC and SBS news reports on the voice frequently contain naked editorial endorsement of the voice, as though there is no other legitimate position. It’s like the Chinese Communist Party denouncing ideological deviationism. It is truly shameful that the government plans to end the age-old practice of posting to Australian households a pamphlet containing the Yes and the No cases, will not fund either case but will provide government money for an education (re-education?) campaign, and will make only pro-Yes organisations tax deductible.
This is deeply undemocratic. The proponents of the voice are scared of having a real debate. Price and senator James McGrath typically had a small segment explaining why they will vote No censored by YouTube.
If Dutton’s opposition follows the beliefs of the overwhelming majority of Liberal voters and MPs and opposes the voice in principle and in practice, then ABC panels on the subject and the like will have to include opponents as well as supporters, and there is at least a chance of democratic debate.
Some Liberals argue that a conscience vote would allow them to avoid becoming the issue. This is just an excuse for raw cowardice. If the Liberal Party doesn’t have a view in principle about the most important, radical and ultimately unpredictable constitutional change proposed in modern Australia, it ought to just go out of business.
Strategic victory is seldom secured by tactical manoeuvres accompanying complete strategic surrender.
The other worry is that the voice will likely entrench the most destructive elements of identity politics into the heart of Australian life. Identity politics is killing Western societies.
It pits group against group. It is not about unity but constant grievance and performative pantomime, of grievance discovery, perpetual escalating apology, relentless identification of new villains and whipping up new hatreds.
The proponents of the voice say it’s only the first step to a treaty, presumably involving reparations, and truth-telling commissions, as though Australian history classes are currently anti-Aboriginal.
The voice would move Australian culture and politics several standard deviations to the left, permanently institutionalising the destructive dynamics of identity politics into every part of our national life.
This would be damaging for Australia. And, incidentally, disastrous for the Liberals.

Speaking of disasters for the Liberal party, out of the mouths of babes and their own polling ...






More fear mongering and FUD desperately needed reptiles! 

More shrieking about the complete ruination of parliamentary democracy required. More posturing and posing about the destructive dynamics of identity politics urgently needed.

You're falling down on the job ... butif you work hard enough the voices of the far right and the far left might still come together, and again keep difficult, pesky uppity blacks in their place and deny them a voice, because there's already enough voices carrying on, as noted by the immortal Rowe ...








Put it another way ...









Or put it another way ...









And so to a bonus, and while they quickly took it away from the spotlight, the pond found it vastly amusing ...








Nikki Haley as a serious contender? 

The pond supposes it makes sense, on the basis Anything can make sense if Fox News tells you it makes sense ...

But the pond prefers Charlie Sykes's take ...

...After a brief flirtation with independence, Haley returned to the fold, posing for pictures with Diamond and Silk, and repeating hot MAGA mantras on cue.




So what can we expect from her campaign?

One big tell: Trump doesn’t seem to mind. He says he encouraged her, and he hasn’t started calling her names. Why? Because Trump knows that the bigger the field — especially with candidates who will never take a shot at him — helps him. He doesn’t need a majority of GOP votes to win renomination. He only needs a plurality in the winner-take-all primaries, so the more the merrier.

And he knows that he has nothing to worry about from Nikki circa 2023.

Yes, and she didn't even make it into any of the cartoons where barking mad contenders joust for attention ...












Monday, February 06, 2023

In which the Major EVs the pond, and in response the pond sends in the tanks ...

 


Devastating news for the reptiles this day. After all their efforts, after all their raging at the dying of the white light, came an unexpected EXCLUSIVE ...




Say what? Is this quiet majority anything like the reptiles' much loved silent majority? 

If so, what devious treachery is this? Should the reptiles go with the quiet majority? 

Of course not, they must double down, get even more hysterical, there is much more work to be done, send news to Dame Slap and get her on the case ... or this sort of cartoon from the immortal Rowe might begin to feel like unseemly gloating ...







Yes, it's a bit early in the morning for a Rowe and that threatening balloon hovering over the nation, but there was even more bad news in another EXCLUSIVE ... and it came in the triptych of terror ...







The quiet majority is backing Labor, and simpleton "here no conflict of interest" Simon is made to report the news? Why that's inviting the cartoonists to have a field day ...









The shame, the ignominy, but at least there's the bloody ABC up to its usual monkey business - expect them in a Colbert segment some day soon - and there's always the Major ...

Oh no, did the pond just look forward to another outburst by the famous parrot, and what's more about EVs, the latest in a long line of reptile bĂȘte noires? 

Well the pond has already been down this road many times, so it may as well charge up and give itself a a Major Monday shock to the system ...






Suddenly the Major is deeply worried about soaring fossil fuel use? Since when has dinkum, pure, innocent Oz coal ruffled the parrot's feathers?

But spoiler alert, the pond has already read ahead, and at the very end this climate science denialist Major Mitchell delivers a splendid punchline ...

But for the moment on with why EVs terrify the parrot ...






You'd think the Major would be jumping for joy at American initiatives but no, when you're a parrot, you always suspect there are mouldy crackers in the bowl ...





Yes, there's the Major worrying about the benefits for the planet, as if the planet needed any kind of benefits, what with it doing ever so well thanks to the coal-loving reptiles, but then the Major delivered his splendid punchline at the very end of his final gobbet. What a tease...





"There remains a slim hope ..."

We're now down to a "slim hope" that the Major is right and the prophets of climate doom will be finally shown for the frauds they are?

A "slim hope" is the best the Major has got? 

But global temperatures have been behaving splendidly of late ... there's nothing like a record here, and a record there and a record atop a mountain that'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey or even ruffle a Major's feathers ... 

Yep, record-breaking temperatures, google or otherwise hunt for them as you will ...









Records tumbling and the Major offering us a dose of Slim Shady from his nursing home ...

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm the Major's age and hurting
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up

The pond is sorry, it has absolutely no idea where that came from, it's a jump from "slim hope" to Slim Shady, and so the pond turned away to look for other reptile thoughts and opinions...







Sheesh, more simplistic Simon, and the Major making another appearance, and some Paddy having yet another ago at Jimbo, and Jason still brooding about Afghanistan ... there was nothing for it but a war of words ...





Splendid stuff, but apparently our Luke is unaware that he's kissing corporate cousin with the likes of Tuckyo Rose.

The pond will go anywhere for a gobbet, even the National Review, even to an appalled Boris ...





Indeed, indeed, winning warrior words, but Luke doesn't seem to realise he's working on the same team as wordsmith Tuckyo ...







The problem with Luke's brand of specious bullshit is that he doesn't seem to have the first clue what's going down at Faux Noise and in the GOP, no thanks in large part to the work of the Chairman and his missionaries, because if you can make a quick buck by white anting, why not white ant away?





That's how to white ant, and imagine the pond's shock and surprise to find itself in the tank with Boris.

Meanwhile, Luke is up to the ears in his own verbiage and bullshit ...







Oh FFS, not Plato and all that hole in the bucket man's jazz. 

When it comes to Ukraine, fuck the heavy weaponry of argument and the ammunition of logical reasoning, because then you wouldn't be scribbling for News Corp and find yourself playing the role of kissing cousin to Chairman Rupert's quisling minions. 

Just cut the Platonic bullshit, and send in the heavy arguments and the ammunition of logically reasoning tanks ... and the more bloody tanks the better, whatever the bromancer might think of tanks.

Strange at this point in the pond's career that the reptiles should have made it a tank lover, but wait there's a final blast, as the pond discovers just how weird can it get in News Corp la la land ...

The pond has run out of space for a full Killer burst, but at the very end of his piece, did Killer scribble that he hoped the Chinese get better at espionage?








He did, he did. The way to improve bilateral relations is for China to do a better job with espionage.  

Perhaps he was just jerking his chain, perhaps he was being whimsical in a wanky way - the Killer is great at that - but still, how soon before Killer is hoping that China does a better job on Taiwan than Vlad the Terrible has done with Ukraine?

Just send in the fucking tanks, and if they make a detour via Surry Hills, see if the pond cares ...

It's a funny old world, and after all the Major's EV shocks to the system and Luke's verbiage - where's the Oreo when she's needed, why did the Caterist abandon Monday to floodwaters in quarry? -  to lift flagging spirits - already flagging on a Monday! - the pond went back to an old infallible Pope, because let's face it, a King Chuck cartoon never dates ...








Sunday, February 05, 2023

In which the pond's time with Polonius, Gemma and the dog botherer devolves from a Sunday meditation into a cartoon-led recovery ...

 


The pond had to think long and hard as to whether to keep prattling Polonius at the top of the Sunday meditation, but the notion that it might lead to a cartoon recovery gave the aged pedant and self-proclaimed seer a break, and so it was back to the future ... because if you focus on the details, you can ignore what actually went down, and end up sounding insufferably smug and righteous ... and pedantic to the nth degree ...





And that's the entire point of Polonius's pedantry...

If you pick an easy target, setup a couple of myths for demolition, you can avoid larger, more problematic issues ...

But the pond had promised a cartoon-led recovery, so why not fling in a few right from the get go?









Yes, that's pretty much true to form, but on with the pedant cranking up the potential of a myth buster show on Sydney Institute cable Tv...







Now it's no news that in Polonial eyes, it's all the fault of the ABC, management, hosts, presenters, who have you got?, but it is terribly handy to talk of myths, because it's an excellent way of avoiding harsher realities that happened way back when ...

Think of it as an exercise in ...









Now back to the myth buster pedant with a final gobbet ...







Those deeper truths about discrimination? Ever wonder why Aboriginal people felt persecuted and treated like animals, what with the poisoned flour and the massacres and ...

Well it wouldn't do for Polonius to go there ...

The White Australia policy grew out of an earlier Social Darwinism that put Aboriginal people so low in the evolutionary chain that even our humanity was questioned. Opinions such as the following were commonplace and newspaper editors, it would seem, happily published them:

Brutish, faithless, vicious, the animal being given fullest loose only approached by his next of kin the monkey…the Australian black may have a soul but, if he has, then the horse and dog infinitely superior in every way to the black human, cannot be denied possession of that vital spark of heavenly flame. (14)

European anthropologists, too, wondered if Australian Aborigines were the missing link between the monkeys and humans. Aboriginal people are still recovering the remains of their ancestors whose graves were desecrated and whose remains were sent to universities in Europe for study. 

(14) John Harris, One Blood: 200 Years of Aboriginal Encounter with Christianity (Sutherland: Albatross, 2nd edn 1994), p. 30 (taken with a tweak from a pdf here).

Yep, when it comes to talk of animals, it seems horses and dogs are all the go, unless you favour monkeys. 

If you take a look back at Australia's deeply racist past (not to mention present) and its treatment of Aboriginal people, things could get ugly, and that's why it's best to retreat to a couple of familiar comforting ploys, so that the racism and the bigotry might carry on ...

How much easier it is to blather about myths and berate the ABC in the traditional Polonius style ...

Oh and always remember to ask more important questions ...






And then in Polonial and Ron style you can end up with a history full of corrected pages ...






And so to Gemma, gabbing on this weekend ...





WTF? Weird cocky shit in that one, and that's why the pond just had to let it stand. Of course there's a better approach being explored elsewhere ...








Now back to Gemma having some kind of breakdown, and apparently never having read the lizard Oz, and the output of her fellow reptiles these past few months when it comes to a calm, considered response to the voice, aka the end of parliamentary democracy in Australia...






It is no exaggeration?

Come on Gemma, knock the pond's socks off with some mealy mouthed, weasel worded both siderism ... but whatever you do, don't mention Dame Slap is one of your reptile kissing cousins ...




A splendid bout of both siderism, and the pond perked up at the mention of children being protected from dodgy books ...







And so, having played her part in the pond's cartoon-led recovery, a final word from Gemma ...






Oh indeed, indeed, and where better than in the Chairman's rag, what with  Gemma at one with kissing cousins working for the Chairman and determined to bring back serious debate and ensure victory for Vlad the Terrible ...







And so to a bonus, and here the pond had a difficult choice, what with both the dog botherer and Killer Creighton freaking out about Jimbo this weekend.

The pond needed some interstitials if it was going to keep on with its cartoon-led recovery, and the pond also had faith that the dog botherer would soon grow weary of a tirade about Jimbonomics, and would turn to join the bromancer in doing some climate science denialsm, and so it came to pass, and so the pond had to pass on Killer doing Jimbonomics (maybe another Killer time in the killing fields will present itself in due course, but for the moment, hasta la vista Killer)...






It started off true to form, with a snap of Jimbo in mid-grimace and a link, not to Jimbo in The Monthly, but to Tom Dusevic's 27th January piece for the reptiles, I will remake capitalism, says Jim Chalmers ... because in reptile la la land, you have to stay inside the enclave, inside the tent, because if there's any pissing to be done, you must keep the pissing in the tent ...

Still the pond had every expectation that the dog botherer would snap, and grow bored and stray off the tracks of Jimbonomics ...







That mention of Davos man gave the pond hope ... surely it wouldn't be long now.

Note also hat snap of Greta the one time teen guaranteed to send the reptiles, and the dog botherer in particular, into a foaming frenzy ...

The pond could at least put a cartoon toe in the water ...









And what do you know, the dog botherer in the next gobbet turned to vaccines and to the plight of sweet, dinkum, innocent, virginal Oz coal (not to mention, being inclined to the gaseous, his love of gas) ... because the dog botherer can't help himself and is always up for a listicle of rage, hate, fear and loathing, not to mention raiding his larder for his weekly supplement of FUD ...






With renewable energy under the reptile hammer for the umpteenth time, the pond could happily slip in a cartoon, though perhaps Joseph Heller might not approve of being flung into the mix...








And now the dam has broken, the quarry flooded, and the dog botherer is full steam ahead on climate matters ... there's disaster ahead, just not the disaster that climate science predicts ...





Ah yes, we'll all be rooned, and never mind what's going down with the planet ...









And so to the final gobbet, and the pond pleased that the dog botherer has played his part in the cartoon-led recovery ...





Of course, of course, how could the pond have failed to predict how once again the mere mention of Heraclitus would induce a deep rage in the guardians of Western Civilisation. First the hole in the bucket man and now the dog botherer ... and in the case of the dog botherer producing a turn of phrase that's wickedly witty, or so the the pond thought in primary school, though it did send the pond off to look at the correct phrase ...

This slang phrase, like most street slang, is difficult to date and determine the origin of precisely. What we can say is that it, or at least the 'shit creek' part of it was known in the USA in the 1860s as it appeared in the transcript of the 1868 Annual report of the [US] Secretary of War, in a section that included reports from districts of South Carolina:
"Our men have put old [Abraham] Lincoln up shit creek."
In Lincoln's day, as now, 'shit creek' wasn't a real place, just a figurative way of describing somewhere unpleasant; somewhere one wouldn't want to be.
The 'without a paddle' ending is just an intensifier, added by later wags for additional effect. This dates from the middle of the 20th century. The American novelist John Dos Passos used the phrase in Adventures of a Young Man, 1939:
They left the store ready to cry from worry. It was dark; they had a hard time finding their way through the woods to the place where they'd left the canoe. The mosquitos ate the hides off them. 'Well, we're up shit creek without any paddle'.

Say what you will, you can always learn something new by being bored shitless, and even if up the creek without a paddle, use your paws to explore the full to overflowing intertubes ...

And that's surely as good a reason as any for a few more cartoons, so the pond's cartoon-led recovery can finish on a strong note ...