Monday, May 21, 2018

In which the dinosaurs return ...


Say what?

We're back to the future already? How did the oscillating fan end up there?

Well a stark natural tragedy unfolded this day, and the pond felt it needed to be covered in the late arvo slot where no one much cares or pays any attention ...


Indeed, indeed, the taxpayers want to invest in a coal fired power station under the new five year plan …or perhaps just do a Joe Stalin. 

Let the onion muncher explain the pleasure of forcible government acquisitions ...


Socialise energy! The pond has said it all along. All this nonsensical talk of free markets is just an irritating distraction.

The only way to good dinkum clean coal is via socialistic practices ...

And that's how the oscillating fan came to his logical conclusion …


There is of course just one unfortunate downside to this scenario …

The Coalition would need to be out of government for barnstorming Barners and the onion muncher make a come back.

Naturally Josh was disappointed ...


Even worse those bloody deviant Labor types were gloating, as if they didn't want to nationalise or socialise everything …and how cruel their taunt, with talk of a dinosaur faction ...


The upside?

Well the pond can see a resurgence of natural Pope deposits, with more papal deposits to be found here … though the Pope urgently needs to return so that the dinosaurs can be recorded in their natural habitats … who knows how long they might still have foraging wild and free?






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