Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Happy Saturnalia, brought to you by the bromancer ...

 




The pond would like to take the chance to wish a happy Saturnalia, and good cheer for whatever season they've signed up for, to its highly esteemed correspondents.

Saturnalia tends to be controversial in rarefied circles, though it simply acknowledges Roman days and the seasonal solstice - any excuse to bung on a do and a feast - has been accepted into academic circles.

It seems it still attracts the ire of fundie Xians, with this sign recently featured in a YouTube site:




You only have to prod them a little, and Xian intolerance will always bubble to the surface:




Perhaps Saturnalia got tangled up in the war on Xmas, a war now somewhat in remission. 

There was a good history of that war in Media Matters. It's by Parker Molloy and is headed A War on Christmas Story: How Fox News built the dumbest part of America's culture war.

What's disappointing is that it only takes the war up to 2019:

2019: The season began early with the Fox News invention of a new seasonal war, this time on Thanksgiving. But it's not as though there weren't Christmas grievances to air. Fox Business host Trish Regan became irate over the fact that Starbucks' annual holiday cups say “Merry Coffee” instead of “Merry Christmas,” a move she was convinced had been driven by political correctness. In an interview with Jeanine Pirro, Lara Trump celebrated the ability to “say 'Merry Christmas' again.”

Indirectly this confirms a trend which the pond has suspected has been developing for some years ...Is the ‘War on Christmas’ over? Polling suggests fewer Americans think it exists.

Bloomberg has done its best to keep the fuss alive, There Is No War on Christmas. There Are Many.

But Bloomberg itself failed the test with The ‘War on Christmas’ Is the Wrong Fight for Christians

Really? Even worse were there were signs that some wanted to abandon their orange Jesus, their tangerine tyrant, for their original saviour:

...The work of rescuing Christianity from partisan warriors is captured in an inspiring new book, Your Jesus Is Too American. Its author, Steve Bezner, is the pastor of a large evangelical church in Houston, Texas, which I visited recently on a cross-country RV trip.
“It’s not unusual,” he writes, “to see signs featuring a cross draped in an American flag or even Jesus wearing an American flag as a sash.” Those images lead to “people being convinced that being an American citizen is synonymous with being a Christian” — and often, that being a Christian is synonymous with being a Republican.
“You’re not a Christian if you vote for a Democrat,” a megachurch pastor in Dallas said earlier in the year. He was hardly the only person to make that claim, which has led many Christians to believe, Bezner writes, “that our salvation is found not in Jesus but in who occupies the White House.”
His book aims “to remind us of the backward and upside-down values of Jesus and to hold them in tension with our American values.” He’s deeply patriotic, but doesn’t confuse love of country with love of God, or loyalty to party with fidelity to scripture.

This is a worrying trend, someone who actually read the bible:

“Jesus’ final act of teaching before sharing a meal with his disciples and then journeying to the cross,” Bezner writes, “was an act of joyful service” — washing his disciples’ feet, demonstrating that the lowliest forms of service are God’s highest calling.
“Too many of our pastors sound like pundits,” he writes. “Too few of us wash feet.”

That's spoilsport behaviour. Does this Bezner chappie see King Donald I arranging a feet-washing ceremony at the White House to show his common touch and his deep spirituality, deeper than orange toner?

It takes all the fun out of wishing pond readers happy Saturnalia or happy holydays, or offer season's greetings, or merry Xmas if you insist ...

The reptiles have badly let down the side. The war on Xmas should be revived and rage for decades.

To hell with it, in honour of a happy Saturnalia and during the holyday season, the pond is going to indulge in a variation on the hunger games. 

Only one reptile will make the cut each day. Others might be noted, but only in passing; there will be much blood in the Surry Hills Colosseum sand. 

Some will be slighted, some offered just a little finger, a cutting Becky Sharp note that they're the loser in a bunch of losers. 

Somehow they couldn't contrive on any given day to be the worst of the worst ... and so must endure the punishment of exile (putting them in Cicero's class is perhaps too fine an honour).

This will involve some great sacrifices. For example, the pond can only note in passing the leaking of the Gaetz report prior to its official launch.

The pond can merely note the reports of others on the sale of Foxtel, at the Graudian and in the Nine rags.

The news of a sports streamer taking over the Murdochian vision led some to hope the dream was dead, though the ABC's report did attempt to offer a small consolation:

All the Fox Sports operations will move across to DAZN as part of the deal, but Sky News Australia will continue to be owned by News Corp and will be broadcast by Foxtel.

But how much love will a sports streamer devote to a bunch of ratbags with abysmal ratings?

The gathering of the filthy rich swamp dwellers in January, Why Trump Is Going to Have the Swampiest Inauguration Ever (outside the paywall), is a future treat, with splendid trinkets on offer for those who can't afford a ticket to the real thing:





For the moment, the pond must pass on such rich temptations, pleasures and treats ...

A hunger games variant will be tough on the reptiles, but they love tough love. 

This day many headlines of the greenie and Jewish activist and billionaire kind shrieked for attention ...




But the pond refused to be tempted ...while over on the extreme far right an array of reptile pundits pleaded for attention to be paid ...




But only one reptile could make the cut ... and it certainly wouldn't be ancient Troy,  offering tall tales of future reads, or Marita scribbling a fable about the fate of Pesutto, as if the pond cared.

Nor could Dame Groan pass muster. A standard bout of union bashing couldn't hold a candle to the winner this day, the valiant returning bromancer, celebrating the true spirit of the season ...




Come on down bromancer ... Art of god: the rite stuff, A conversation with Marilynne Robinson confirms a belief she is ‘the greatest Christian novelist of the 21st century’.

Of course you can't do a book blurb without a snap of the author, Novelist Marilynne Robinson.




Then it was on with the hagiography, the bromancer in finest full flowering of simpering excess. Dame Groan, with her talk of following the money (Murdochian money excepted) was no match:

Marilynne Robinson is the greatest Christian novelist of the 21st century. In 2024 she branched out and produced a scintillating meditation on the Book of Genesis, which, with the exception of the Christian gospels, is the most consequential book in human history. I think Robinson’s Reading Genesis is the book of the year (it includes a complete copy of Genesis itself, read that first).
Robinson demonstrates the continuity between the God of the Old Testament and the New Testament. In one sense, Robinson is telling us what we already know. God doesn’t change. We need look no further than Jesus for an evaluation of the Hebrew scriptures. They are always on his lips throughout the New Testament.
Let me tell you a little about Robinson. She’s an American essayist and academic who has taught literature, the OT, and much else. She’s also, in my view, the greatest Christian novelist of the 21st century. It’s impossible, though, to contain her in any category. In 2004 Robinson published Gilead, which won the Pulitzer Prize, an astonishing outcome, given its subject. Gilead, perhaps the best novel I’ve read, defies summary or description. It’s a fictional letter a 76-year-old Congregationalist pastor in Iowa, John Ames, writes to his seven-year-old son, in 1956. Ames expects to die soon. He offers his son an account of his life, a substitute for the memories the boy won’t have, and also advice, on God, life, how to see the world.

The best novel he's read? Is that a boast by the bromancer that he doesn't bother reading many novels?

It bemused the pond that the book didn't make the cut in Google's AI compiled list, which perhaps simultaneously says something about the intelligence of AI and the bromancer's intelligence.




No doubt you can get the same result by googling "best novel of all time", but the pond must ignore all that lot and press on ...

I had a priceless chance to talk with Robinson via Zoom, and found her as effortlessly charming, thoughtful and clever as she seems in print. Why choose a minister as hero? “I’ve had a lifelong interest in clergy – what they take home with them after church. I think that they’re a wonderful presence in the world. I’m sorry they’re so often ridiculed in all literature, so often undercut. It wasn’t consistent with my experience, that I should not treat him (Ames) with respect. Out of all that comes the character, and out of the character comes the novel.
“I hadn’t written fiction in a long time. I became aware I had a certain voice in my head and a certain vision in my mind. And I thought it (Gilead) felt like something that would allow me to deal with questions like parental love, things that are extremely complex and profound.”
After Gilead, Robinson wrote three connected novels, Lila, Home and Jack. Did she plan a series? “No. I simply felt as if I knew the characters in a much fuller way than one novel had let me explore and they lived in my mind the way a character I was writing about would, so I gave them their books.”

It's also wise, when blurbing, to feature a purchase opportunity, Marilynne Robinson’s Gilead, in the spirit of an Amazon Xmas:




Carry on bromancing:

Robinson has created an entire fictional universe for us, shot through with Ames’s beguiling ruminations on God, natural beauty, life and meaning. Now she takes us to Genesis. You get a sense of how integrated her understanding of God’s long dialogue with humanity is. The three Abrahamic faiths, Judaism, Christianity and Islam, substantially derive from Genesis (it doesn’t figure as a separate book in Islam, but significant parts of it appear in the Koran). The OT appeals as art: “I have no doubt that whatever else you say about the Bible, it’s great ancient literature, that stands up against Homer or any other comparison.”

Ah, a category error. 

Is the Bible itself great ancient literature? Has Robinson read the original texts in their original languages? Or is she referring to the King James translation, notoriously flawed as a translation (does that bring out the weirdos, or what?) Was she moved by the work of a committee, standing on the backs of others? (Poor Tyndale, burned at the stake for his pains).

Or is she referring to some other translation? Has she ever wondered why all the great writing in the apocrypha never made the cut?

Nah, no saucy doubts here, here no saucy doubts:

Robinson thinks the whole Bible a meditation on theodicy, the problem of evil: how do we reconcile a loving, good God with the existence of so much evil and suffering? Because the culture has moved against metaphysics – reasoning from first principles – we’ve stopped making any serious effort to read and interpret scripture, especially Genesis. This is a spectacular impoverishment. For, Robinson argues, Genesis is completely unique in the literature of the ancient world.

Oh dear, of all the things on which to hang your hat, though to be fair, Genesis does show that the long absent lord loved Herself a good genocide ...

...And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:
All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.
And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

What a genocidal bitch She was, though it perhaps explains why genocide remains a popular sport.

Speaking of genocide,  sadly the pond's strict rule means that it can't mention Nesrine Malik's A consensus is emerging: Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. Where is the action?




Shush, Nesrine, the bromancer is having a rapture. 

How can he take action on a current genocide when he's rapturously celebrating past genocides?

Babylon was a huge and powerful culture, its myths and legends widely and well known. Yet it could hardly be possible for Genesis to be more different from the Babylonian epics. In the Enuma Elish, the gods are many, horrible and warring. They suffer hunger, fear, etc. Tiamat, the gods’ mother, a ferocious serpent, decides to kill all her offspring. Marduk, with his four ears, four eyes and fire-breathing mouth, ultimately defeats her and uses her body parts to make the Earth and sky. Robinson observes: this could hardly be less like the majestic, rational, serene creation in Genesis: “God said let there be light, and there was light.” Genesis radically asserts that creation is good.
Is the Genesis claim that humanity is made in the image of God also unique? Robinson: “Yes, that’s true. It is unique, dazzlingly so, I would say.” Robinson argues the episode where God instructs Abraham to sacrifice his son, Isaac, but then stops him at the last, supports: “A reading that sees in the dramatising of child sacrifice something shocking and transgressive, rejected by God …” Child sacrifice was practised in numerous ancient cultures, including Carthage: “I think it’s fascinating that Carthage is never mentioned by name in the Bible. Carthage would have been a very large, very influential culture, and a Semitic language culture.” When it came to certain pagan customs and personalities they regarded as beyond the pale, the OT writers: “ … would not speak the actual names of pagan gods. They had names like Beelzebub instead. It seems to me the exclusion of them (Carthage) altogether is probably an extension of that same impulse.”

Ah, so it's a banning and a shunning, up there with the Romans, who showed what should be done to the Carthaginians. Now there's a precedent:




Sorry, the pond keeps on getting distracted by genocides:

Genesis is crucial in human history: “It’s the self-definition of God. That makes it unique, distinctive in itself. The fact that God cares to make himself known to human beings and cares what they think about him – that’s all very remarkable. I think it’s probably had more impact on thought and literature than we can really quite understand. It creates a very powerful impetus towards thinking, and thinking very seriously. A lot of Christian writers assume that by attending, by praying, by meditating, they are capable of the most profound sort of insight human beings can have, that human beings can be in a relationship with God.”

Himself? Another category error. Is it any wonder the pond celebrates, along with those Pompeiians enjoying a family feast?




Oh look, they loved a bit of foot tending too ... pity about Her ordering up a volcano to help with the feast.

Then comes a form of undiluted wankery, abusing humanism as a notion while at the same time celebrating one of the great misogynists.

Robinson is describing what could be called scriptural humanism, when she writes: “ … these divine likenesses (ie, human beings, images of God) among whom we live are of the highest interest to God.” She tells me: “The Old Testament prepares the idea that what happens in human history is central, cosmic, absolutely meaningful. This is the context in which the figure of Jesus can arise.” Her insights into religion are inherently literary, which puts them on the highest plane, for the proper subject of literature is the truths of the human heart. Naturally, in excavating the human heart, the artist encounters God. She believes it a great mistake that a knowledge of Genesis or, say, the writings of Paul, is absent in the experience of students in Western education: “The always more rigorous exclusion of religion from education that’s gone on in recent decades has been simultaneous with a kind of stepping away from scripture and theology in a lot of mainstream churches. There’s a tendency to make them good people societies. They’re losing the literary roots of their own denominations, not only the Bible but a lot of beautiful things written by people inspired by the Bible.”

The writings of Paul?

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Pray be silent, wretched woman writer, or if you must, blather gibberish in tongues.

This reflects trends across the academy: “I’m no philosophy specialist but to the extent that I read modern philosophy it seems a very depleted thing.” Some of the greatest philosophers of the past, she argues, would find no purchase today, the language of big concepts is no longer accepted: “I think the walls close in at the period where people become cynical about religion. They don’t accept the meaningfulness of thought that claims that scale for itself. There’s a cosmic scale from the very first words of the Bible.”
In Gilead, Ames speculates about heaven. Does Robinson look forward to heaven? “Something I have in common with Ames, I like this world very well. I’m very grateful to be a part of it. I don’t know what to expect (about heaven). I think it probably would be naive to try to know what to expect. If you’re persuaded of God’s ultimate benevolence, you could look forward to heaven on those terms.”

Spoken with a genuine ambivalence. Luckily the benevolence has been revealed to all as the treat that will follow the salmon mousse course:


 


Time then for the sign off:

Reading Robinson helps persuade me of God’s benevolence. Happy Christmas to all.

Reading the bromancer going full Xian helps remind the pond of Her complete indifference. 

Happy Saturnalia to all and as William Blake once wrote ...

"Love seeketh not itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its ease,
And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair."

So sung a little Clod of Clay
Trodden with the cattle's feet,
But a Pebble of the brook
Warbled out these metres meet:

"Love seeketh only self to please,
To bind another to its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a Hell in Heaven's despite."

Put it another way ...




Yep, soon we can look forward to another year of the reptiles building a Hell in Heaven's despite ...





Monday, December 23, 2024

In which the Lynch mob taking to the streets for a lynching, and the Caterist swallowing microplastics are mere preludes to the return of the bromancer ...

 

The pond had expected the reptile horde to quieten in the sullen silly season lull where time is best spent celebrating family feuds, but if anything there's been a quickening of the spirit.

Just look at this day's offerings. No Monday slump here, here no Monday slump ...




Okay, Pesutto shuffling off into the void known as Victorian Liberal politics isn't that epic, but steady, break out the box on the extreme far right, and the offerings will become clearer ... 

Look who's top of the extreme far right lizard Oz digital world today, ma ...




How could the pond ever resist the Lynch mob, especially when today he gives the Irish a damned fine lynching? Why Ireland’s ‘new morality’ thrives on Israelophobia, In Ireland, secular progressivism has become the prevailing orthodoxy, as it goes through its second generation of anti-Catholicism. Israel has fallen foul of it. The deeply entwined roots of Irish and Jewish nationalism have been ripped out by a new political class.

Of all the times to run this story and feature this snap as the Lynch mob's opening thrust, Ireland's Prime Minister Simon Harris arrives prior to the European Council meeting at the EU headquarters in Brussels.




Of all times, what with more news of the ongoing genocide, and the Pope suddenly turning Irish ...




Yes, the carnage and the slaughter continues, but the Lynch mob cares not, the Lynch mob is just on the streets for a jolly good lynching:

The Jews and the Irish, two of the great diasporic peoples of history, are in a culture war with each other.
This is a tragedy of Dublin’s making. It has allied with South Africa in prosecuting Israel for its imperfect but defensive war against Hamas.
Australia has flirted with joining their International Court of Justice action. We mustn’t. This is Israelophobia by judiciary.
The fusion of rich, hyperliberal Ireland with an immiserated, one-party South Africa looks an odd one. But there is an underlying logic to it. Both like to see themselves as the underdog, as the survivor of British imperialism, as a beacon of international morality. There is a shared moral self-congratulation that sustains their case against Israel.
Both Dublin and Cape Town lack political diversity. There is no countervailing pressure to empathise with the world’s only Jewish state. Neither country has a significant Israel lobby. Neither has developed a viable conservative politics. South Africans get to choose between the soft-left and Marxist wings of the African National Congress. Corruption and power cuts are endemic to its rule.
A tired form of liberation politics explains South Africa’s anti-Israel position. But what about Ireland’s? Why would a state that prides itself on its diplomatic sophistication, whose own resistance to British rule in the 1910s was admired and copied by Israel in the 1940s, that was the childhood home of Chaim Herzog, Israel’s sixth president, indulge such student politics?
Something is rotten in the state of Ireland and heaven will avowedly not direct it.

At this point the reptiles arranged a visual distraction, a gathering of heretics:

Ireland, Norway and Spain have announced they will formally recognise a Palestinian state. The leaders of the three nations said recognition is in the best interest of a two-state solution. Spain and Ireland have said the decision was not against Israel, nor in favour of Hamas, but rather in support of peace.




Peace? Give peace a chance. Nah.

The Lynch mob cut to the heart of the matter:

Secular progressivism, as it goes through its second generation of anti-Catholicism, has become the prevailing orthodoxy. Israel has fallen foul of it. The deeply entwined roots of Irish and Jewish nationalism have been ripped out by a new political class embarrassed by them.

Indeed, indeed, damn you secular progressivism, though perhaps another infallible Pope should be included:





Back to the Lynch mob, still busy with his lynching:

Old Catholic piety and exceptionalism have mutated seamlessly from “we are the purest and most devout country in Europe, untainted by dirty books” to “we are purest in our care for the Palestinians, disapproval of Israel, and fostering of progressive secularism”. There have been intimations of its creeping intolerance across the past quarter century.
I lived there at its modern beginning. My first book was about the American role in the Irish peace process. Then the Celtic Tiger was beginning to roar. As Ireland’s wealth grew and its priests fell into disfavour, a new religion of luxury beliefs suffused its politics. Rosaries gave way to rainbows, the righteous zeal of the latter replacing the quiet contemplation of the former.
Opening Irish borders to immigrants was seen as a fulfilment of its new morality. Opposition to it was muted. No serious party took up a sceptical position.
In Australia, control of our borders is central to our politics. We have at least one coalition (the Liberals and Nationals) willing to question multicultural assumptions about unchecked immigration. But Ireland?
Imagine an Australian parliament whose views of Israel were determined by Greens leader Adam Bandt and former Labor senator turned independent Fatima Payman. It would not be far away from the contemporary Dail Eireann. It has passed a non-binding motion asserting that “genocide is being perpetrated before our eyes by Israel in Gaza”.
Israel has shut its Dublin embassy; Ireland is the first democracy to suffer this reprisal.
Why is a nation that was neutral in a war against Nazi Germany not treading more lightly on the graves of Israelis murdered by Hamas? How is this progressive diplomacy?
Imagine a permanent Labor coalition in control of Australia, with no viable ideological alternative, and you are not a million miles away from the Irish government led by Prime Minister Simon Harris. There, parties of the left and centre-left compete to turn their virtue signalling into a foreign policy. Ireland has no Queensland right. No one speaks for the Jews.
Unlike the US, Britain and Australia, Ireland has a tiny Jewish population, not one strong enough to put their case. Who would want to be one of them?

At this point the reptiles provided more visual evidence of perfidy at work, South African Minister of International Relations and Cooperation Naledi Pandor attends the verdict announcement of the ICJ in the genocide case against Israel.




That set the Lynch mob off again:

Australia has a larger population (27 million versus 5.2 million) and electable conservative parties. Ireland is almost the same size as New Zealand. But even Te Kawanatanga o Aotearoa at its most woke under Jacinda Ardern had to contend with a sceptical opposition – now in office.
Dublin politics lacks this diversity. The nation that gave us Edmund Burke has no conservative movement. Fine Gael is sometimes described as centre-right. In Irish terms, possibly.
But this is not the party Peter Dutton would join. It describes itself as a party of the progressive centre. And, like so many parties of this type, in Europe and Australia, it is now an active prosecutor of Israel for “genocide”. Micheal Martin, leader of Fianna Fail, the largest party and likely to re-enter a governing coalition with Harris’s Fine Gael, is Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister – Ireland’s Penny Wong. He joined the ANC action against the Middle East’s only liberal democracy. Dublin-based voices of opposition are non-existent.
Ireland’s Israelophobia may play well in sections of America’s left. But Joe Biden’s Hibernophilia could be sorely missed when Donald Trump takes over.
About 60 per cent of Ireland’s corporate tax receipts come from just 10 American firms. Giants such as Apple, Google and Pfizer take advantage of Ireland’s low corporate tax rate. The state is awash in tax revenue – it can afford its luxury beliefs and fund high levels of immigration.
But could it afford a reassessment by the incoming Trump administration? Is being anti-Israel in the age of Trump good for the Irish economy? What if Trump cuts US corporate tax and incentivises Irish-based companies to come home? What if the 47th president uses foreign economic policy to, de facto, punish Ireland in the same way Ireland seeks to use international law to, de jure, punish Israel?

The reptiles then introduced two snaps, so huge they overwhelmed the text, featuring Micheal Martin, Penny Wong, so the hive mind could dissolve into a puddle of fear:




Then it was on to a final gobbet of hate mongering, as only a Lynch mob on the streets or in the lizard Oz can manage:

Ireland’s government has overreached. This is becoming habitual. It keeps wrongly assuming the popularity of its new moral fervour. Attempts to entrench identity politics in the Irish constitution have failed by wide margins. Like the Australian Labor Party after the Indigenous voice referendum, Ireland’s progressive politicians are dismayed that the electorate can keep getting these big questions wrong.
It would be satisfying to claim the targeting of Israel is another example of a disconnect between Ireland’s leaders and the led. The Irish people, surely, don’t have anti-Semitism in their hearts? It is depressing to admit this may be the case.
The quip by Garrett Deasy, the anti-Semitic schoolteacher in James Joyce’s Ulysses – that Ireland is the only country never to persecute the Jews because “she never let them in” – is inaccurate. As Simon Sebag Montefiore has documented, his own Jewish ancestors were attacked, stoned and beaten in Limerick across 1904-06.
Father John Creagh’s pogrom began in the anti-Semitic rhetoric of this Redemptorist priest. It ended with every Jew leaving the city. The so-called Limerick boycott offers a context for contemporary Irish demands to shun Israel. Catholic anti-Semitism seems, inescapably, the foundation of its modern, progressive form.
That the Jews and the Irish, two of the great persecuted peoples of history, should find themselves in enmity is a tragedy. The success of the dynamic, hi-tech, nations built by them has defied their haters and should be a reason for their alliance. Instead, Irish politics remains bound to an ancient hostility, expressed with a religious conviction, dressed in judicial garb.

To the eternal shame of the University of Melbourne, to the celebrator of mass displacement, mass starvation as a method of war, to the glory of genocide in action, credit where credit is due:

Timothy J. Lynch is professor of American politics at the University of Melbourne.

The pond never had much time for Leunig in his later years, but this tribute in The Conversation reminded the pond of a cartoon which should have had some bearing on the Lynch mob before they took to the streets for that Irish lynching:




And so to the Caterist, in routine election mode, but still reliably turning up on a Monday, when that bloody lazy parrot, the Major Mitchell, was conspicuous by his absence.

‘Gunna-do’ PM’s grandiose plans vanish in the wind, The Future Made in Australia plan was never about creating jobs any more than the Biden administration’s Inflation Reduction Act was designed to control the cost of living. The primary goal of these Orwellian-named schemes is to misallocate public funds to dubious projects to tackle climate change.

Naturally the reptiles began with the Satan in chief, the demonic form designed to evoke fear and loathing, Anthony Albanese pictured during a visit to the Rheinmetall factory in Ipswich. Picture: Tertius Pickard




That sent the Caterist in to full election mode, implicit in it all the Orwellian construction, "many four legged renewables extremely bad, a few two legged nukes pretty bloody good":

Anthony Albanese called a press conference at the end of last month to update the gallery on his achievements. He insisted the government was making pro­gress, rattling off a series of numbers to prove his point: 80,000 new homes for renters, 40,000 Australians who would be able to buy a home, tens of thousands of new jobs in manufacturing powered by clean energy and 45 pieces of legislation passed by the Senate in a week.
Sadly, only the last one is an actual figure. The rest were plucked out of thin air to sex up government announcements such as the Housing Australia plan (1.2 million new, well-located homes by the end of the decade) and the $22.7bn Future Made in Australia plan.
The problem for our gunna-do Prime Minister is that he’s running out of time. Plans are all very well for oppositions but governments get rewarded on results, and a mountain of subprime legislation rushed through parliament before the Christmas deadline doesn’t cut it.
The Future Made in Australia plan was launched on April 11. Albanese said his government was “investing in manufacturing to make more things here … building an economy with more secure work and fairer wages”.
The timing was awkward. A week later, Australia’s only polyethylene manufacturer, Qenos, called in the administrators. The company’s plants at Botany, NSW, and Altona, Victoria, have since been closed with the loss of 700 Australian jobs.
In 2023, in the first full year of this pro-manufacturing administration, Australia kissed goodbye to the manufacture of white paper when Opal Australian Paper closed its plant at Maryvale, Victoria. The manufacture of facial tissues and napkins was also pushed off shore when the Sorbent Paper Company closed its plants at Box Hill, Melbourne, and Greystanes, Sydney.
In the second full year of the Albanese government, the forces ravaging domestic manufacturing turned on plastic.

Naturally the Caterist is a plastics lover, and loves the micro plastics in his body. He's something of a plastic man, and he's proud to be one. Plastic people, oh baby you're such a drag, a product of Plasticity ...

Steady, you can't scare the Caterist with cheap plastic stories:



This is the man who keeps the Caterist up at night, Climate Change and Energy Chris Bowen holds a press conference in Sydney. Picture: Jeremy Piper




There's never been a fossil fuel the Caterist hasn't loved and keeps loving.

More than 80 years of petrochemical manufacturing at Botany have come to an end. Feedstock sourced from the Cooper Basin in South Australia, which had been producing 250kT of ethylene a year for domestic and export customers, will no longer be required. The polymerisation plant producing 70kT a year of low-density, moisture-proof, flexible, transparent, hygien­ic and recyclable polyethylene has gone forever.
For some, the end of domestic plastic bag manufacture will be seen as a virtuous sacrifice. Those with a greater understanding of the plastics supply chain will think otherwise. Iconic Australian brands in the packaging sector face higher costs and less reliable supply.
Qenos polyethylene also was used in rotationally moulded products such as water tanks, moulded plastic products including wheelie bins, and the lining for milk and juice cartons. If green manufacturing jobs are being created, it’s not immediately evident from the statistics.
Albanese inherited a contracting manufacturing sector just like every incoming prime minister since Malcolm Fraser. He has failed to reverse the trend. The proportion of manufacturing jobs in the workforce has halved since the start of the century. It has fallen from 6.25 per cent in February 2022 to 6.06 per cent in November. Manufacturing output as a proportion of GDP fell to 5.39 per cent last year, the lowest level since records began.
It would be wrong to accuse the Albanese government of slacking off entirely on the job-creation front. The tens of thousands of manufacturing jobs may be a mirage but the 91,000 new positions that have opened up in the growth sector of public administration and safety are real. These are government jobs where duties include enforcing the kinds of regulations the Albanese government has been churning through the Senate.
In truth, the Future Made in Australia plan was not about creating jobs any more than the Biden administration’s Inflation Reduction Act was designed to control the cost of living. The primary goal of these Orwellian-named schemes is to misallocate public funds to dubious projects to tackle climate change.

Ah, that Orwellian moment foreshadowed by the pond, and a snap of jolly Joe, US President Joe Biden




No doubt readers had been waiting impatiently for that Orwellian construction, "many four legged renewables extremely bad, a few two legged nukes pretty bloody good", to become explicit. Wait no longer:

Like the Ministry of Peace and the Ministry of Plenty in George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four, the Green New Deal projects achieve the opposite of what their names imply. Government spending fuels inflation, and messing with our energy supply kills jobs.
The price of gas was one of the most significant factors that made Qenos’s operations unprofitable. The expansion of liquefied natural gas exports, the decline of southern gas production, the failure to plan new gas facilities and the insidious campaigns by green groups have tripled the spot price of gas in NSW and Victoria from around $4 a gigajoule a decade ago to more than $12 today.
If our Energy Minister had made increasing the gas supply his priority rather than smothering the countryside with turbines and silicon, there might have been light at the end of the tunnel.
Chris Bowen, however, is not a drill-baby-drill kind of guy. The light at the end of his tunnel is illuminated with intermittent renewable energy which, he assures us, will provide energy cheap enough for industry to flourish.
The results from experiments into a renewable-only future have not been encouraging. King Island, the Saudi Arabia of wind, runs on 65 per cent renewable energy. The federal government has invested millions of dollars in public money to up that to 100 per cent with batteries and other technology. If Bowen’s calculations were correct, King Island would be a green manufacturing paradise. Sadly, it’s not.
In September, the Canadian owners of King Island Dairy announced that manufacturing would close by the middle of 2025. Saputo says it has pulled out all the stops to keep the dairy running, including selling it to a third party. Nothing doing, however.
This will probably be the last Christmas Australians will be able to enjoy Roaring Forties blue or Cape Wickham double brie on their cheese plates.
Australia’s descent into a manufacturing wasteland was not part of Albanese’s plan at the 2022 election, when he cited modelling by RepuTex, saying it was the most exhaustive piece of research commissioned by any federal opposition since Federation. That document is remembered most for its confident forecast that electricity prices would fall by $275 a household by 2025 under Labor’s plan.

How weird does it get? Well somehow the AFR and Phil Coorey get dragooned into the Caterist yarn in the form of an AV distraction:

Australian Financial Review Political Editor Phillip Coorey says the Future Made in Australia Act is going to be a “big part” of next week’s federal budget. Treasurer Jim Chalmers will deliver the budget on May 14. “The Future Made in Australia Act, it’s the big political vision for the budget,” Mr Coorey told Sky News Australia. “The PM this week spoke about it in raw political terms … a lot of blue-collar voters have walked away from Labor … and they need to be able to talk to those people again and tell them they’re important to Labor. “This is as much as a policy strategy. It’s also very overly a political strategy about you people are important.”




Then it was on for a final burst of the Caterist in election mode:

There were other howlers, such as the promise of 600,000 new green jobs, with four out of five in the regions.
Unwarranted faith in grand planning is one of the principal errors of socialism outlined in Friedrich Hayek’s 1988 treatise The Fatal Conceit, which contains a prescient warning for gunna-do prime ministers. “The task of economics,” writes Hayek, “is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.”
Ending this Christmas week column on a redemptive note would be nice. Yet the Prime Minister’s holiday reading list, revealed in Troy Bramston’s annual survey of politicians’ bedside tables, does little to inspire hope that he might return in the new year having discovered the error of his ways.
There is no room for Hayek, for example. Instead, the Prime Minister has plumped for Jimmy Barnes’s Highways and Byways.
Our hopes this summer rest with Taylor Swift, of whom Albanese is a fan. We can only hope the Swiftie classic Evermore is on his playlist since it summarises in 13 words what Hayek took several volumes to explain: “Just because you made a good plan doesn’t mean that’s what’s gonna happen.”
Nick Cater is a senior fellow at the Menzies Research Centre.

Dear sweet long absent lord, the Caterist pretending to be a teen ...

Here, have a cartoon to celebrate the valiant flood-waters-in-quarries whisperer's work ...




Now at last, and last only in the sense that the first shall be last, and the last shall be first, here's the real treat. 

It was the 9th November that we last heard from the bromancer, under the header Donald Trump’s revolution will transform the world, There’s always the chance Donald Trump will make such a mess of things that his revolution is short-lived ... but he has the opportunity, if he governs well, to produce permanent change.

It was splendid stuff, celebrated by the pond, but then the bromancer went off into the void, and left the pond hanging in a nightmare existential despair.

Then on 23rd December, 2024, at 2.47AM, reptile time - mark it well, it's a glorious hour, and epic minutes, in all a splendid time - he returned to celebrate the spirit of the season with How historian Niall Ferguson became a religious believer, The sharpest historian in the West, Niall Ferguson, thinks throwing away Christianity was pretty dumb. Doing so hurt our culture; more important, it has hurt individual human beings. Striking words, coming from a ‘lapsed atheist’.

Two loons together, in epic form, beginning with a celebration of sages for the ages: Left to right: Douglas Murray, JD Vance, Jordan Peterson, Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Niall Ferguson.




A veritable karnival of klowns in kollage formAs highly esteemed correspondent Chadders and others have noted, it was like the return of the Messiah.

The pond has little to do here, save celebrate the bromancer's return to reptile HQ, to blather nonsensically about the great glory of Niall, a job which Niall usually reserves for himself, but which he generously allowed the bromancer to do this time:

Niall Ferguson is perhaps the most influential historian, and one of the most influential intellectuals, in the world today.
He has written 16 books, including seminal works such as Civilization: The West and the Rest, Empire: How Britain Made the World and, in the light of Covid, Doom: The Politics of Catastrophe. He has produced and narrated award-winning television documentaries.
His glittering academic career, from Oxford to Harvard to Stanford, has taken a new turn as he and friends have founded the new University of Austin in Texas.
And he’s well known to readers of The Australian as a prolific journalistic commentator and analyst of geostrategic and global economic trends.
He’s so productive you almost think there must be three of him.
But here’s the most striking thing you’ll learn about Ferguson. Quietly, but with great commitment, Ferguson has become a religious believer. With his wife, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, and their sons, he has become a churchgoing Anglican Christian.
He is, in his own words, a “lapsed atheist”. Much more important, he’s a believing Christian. Though Ferguson sees profoundly the crisis of our times, and the contribution to that crisis brought about by the abandonment of Christianity, this is not primarily a political conversion. It’s a deeply personal and deliberate turn to faith by a man who was formerly a lifelong atheist.
I’ve got to know Ferguson a bit. Happenstance twice put him on conference panels I was chairing, once in Britain, once in Sydney. And we’ve had a number of other conversations. He’s the best kind of Scot, full of fun, happily irreverent, makes and takes a joke, and wears his vast learning easily.

What would this glorious story be without a wedding day happy snap? Sure enough, Niall Ferguson and Ayaan Hirsi Ali on their wedding day.




New Idea could take a few lessons from the diligent bromancer:

Famously, he’s married to Hirsi Ali, who made her own long journey from Somalia to the US via The Netherlands and Britain. She abandoned the Islam of her childhood and became a strong critic of Islamism, embracing atheism and then slowly moving to Christianity. She has placed her own conversion in the context of the civilisational struggle for the West, but she also wrote that she turned to Christianity “because I ultim­ately found life without any spiritual solace unendurable – indeed very nearly self-destructive. Atheism failed to answer a simple question: what is the meaning and purpose of life?”
There seems to be a significant movement to Christianity among some of the most influential intellectuals today.
Jordan Peterson famously says he’s no longer an atheist. Last year he told me he now believes that Jesus Christ is the son of God, not just symbolically but truly. His wife, Tammy Roberts, herself an influential podcaster, this year became a Catholic after a long illness.

Famously?

A delusional junkie becomes an Xian? Quick, there's a sign of magic at work: Jordan Peterson famously says he’s no longer an atheist. Picture by James Whatling/Parsons Media




Back to Niall, in company with many others:

And there's others, why the famous cat lady man was famously once an atheist before he learned to worship the tangerine tyrant as his god:
US vice-president-elect JD Vance went through a long atheist phase, but he too has since renewed his Christian belief and become a Catholic. Tom Holland, the brilliant historian who wrote the influential book Dominion, about the Christian origins of the Western mind, has described his own journey of belief. Paul Kingsnorth, once a radical atheistic environmentalist and a bestselling author, embraced Eastern Orthodox Christianity. Many other intellectuals have done the same.
Prolific author Douglas Murray represents another kind of intellectual who has grown to appreciate more and more the cultural contribution, necessity even, of Christianity but, while immensely sympathetic to it and therefore opposed to the militantly secular spirit of the age, has stopped just short of actual personal belief, though he’s moved, he says, from “Christian atheist” to “Christian agnostic”.

Cue snaps of the pair, US vice-president-elect JD Vance has become a Catholic: Prolific author Douglas Murray says he has moved from ‘Christian atheist’ to ‘Christian agnostic’. Picture: Nikki Short





Huzzah for the cat lady man.

The long absent lord alone knows what Xian agnostic means, but the bromancer values "prolific" - feel the size, never mind the quality - even if he took a break himself from being prolific.

But we must move along quickly, there is still much to cover:

Is there a hint of the 1920s and ’30s? That too was a period of intense political and geostrategic dislocation, and geniuses of that time, Graham Greene, Evelyn Waugh, CS Lewis, Thomas Merton among them, became Christians. Lewis had been an atheist, as had Waugh for a time, Greene a member of the Communist Party, Merton a dissolute bohemian.
It would be wrong to put Ferguson in some neat box or social trend. Probably the quickest way to arouse his suspicion about anything would be to label it fashionable or a trend. He’s the most individualistic and original of thinkers. Yet his conversion to religious belief reflects some consciousness of the time’s social crisis, as well as personal change.
But this is no pro forma move. It’s a revolution in his outlook, born of many factors, not least his long study of history and experience of the world.
After running into Ferguson in Sydney, I asked him if he would share his personal journey and we spoke at length via Zoom.
“I have embraced Christianity,” he tells me. “We were all baptised, Ayaan and our two sons, together in September (2023). It was the culmination of a quite protracted process. My journey was from atheism. My parents had left the Church of Scotland, I think even before I was born. I grew up in a household of science-minded religious sceptics. I didn’t go to church and felt quite sure of the wisdom of that when I was young. However, in two phases, I lost my faith in atheism.”

It wouldn't be a proper hagiography, without some hagiographic snaps, including Ferguson’s conversion to religious belief reflects some consciousness of the time’s social crisis, as well as personal change.




The pond isn't here to argue the toss, if you want that sort of stuff you can spend hours on YouTube mired in atheists and Xians having at each other, the pond is simply here for the terrifying void of nothingness, the existential nihilism:

That’s an apt formulation. Atheism is a religious faith, as opposed to the simpler I-know-nothing helplessness of agnosticism. In my view atheism requires much more magical thinking, a much more radical ordering, or disordering, of the facts of life and the universe, to sustain itself than does Christian belief. Often in an atheist life, there’s a crisis of unbelief, a sudden realisation of the terrifying void of nothingness, the existential nihilism, that atheism postulates. It goes without saying there are countless good people who are atheists. But human beings are believing and searching creatures; the sense of God lies deep in every human heart.
Back to Ferguson: “The first phase was that as a historian I realised no society had been successfully organised on the basis of atheism. All attempts to do that have been catastrophic. That was an insight that came from studying 18th, 19th and 20th-century history. But then the next stage was realising that no individual can in fact be fully formed or ethically secure without religious faith. That insight has come more recently and has been born of our experience as a family.”
Ferguson has three older children from his first marriage. During that time, though a conscientious and believing atheist, he maintained a kind of cultural affiliation with institutional Christianity: “I got my older children baptised because I had a sort of (Alexis de) Tocqueville view that religion was good for society. It was part of Western society and I felt I should embrace it. But I would attend church (occasionally) in a spirit of scepticism and detachment.”

Oh dear, a believing atheist. There was a time when atheism was construed as an absence of belief:

Atheism is not an affirmative belief that there is no god nor does it answer any other question about what a person believes. It is simply a rejection of the assertion that there are gods. Atheism is too often defined incorrectly as a belief system. To be clear: Atheism is not a disbelief in gods or a denial of gods; it is a lack of belief in gods. (here)

Silly American atheists, what would they know. Xians gonna insist everyone's a believer, just like that song:

For Ferguson, in his atheist phase, going to church was almost a political act, as it has often been in history. Millions of east Europeans rallied around their national churches during the communist period because the church was often the only institution communists couldn’t quite crush. That’s not to say going to church under communism was a cynical act for Poles or Hungarians, but the political and religious mixed.
Ferguson: “I felt that if I was a conservative, and believed in the institutions of tradition, living in England it was kind of preposterous not to go to one’s local church. It was a kind of Tory impulse. I was in that state of mind where if the left was against religion, we should be for it. I was in favour of it. That was enough.” Now it’s different: “Now I attend church in a spirit of faith. Also I’m a learner. I learn about Christianity every week. I try to understand it better.”
Naturally I ask Ferguson if he believes that Christianity is actually true. He replies: “The extraordinary figure, Jesus of Nazareth” led a moral revolution that swept through the Roman Empire.

Time to cue a last hagiographic snap, For Ferguson, in his atheist phase, going to church was almost a political act, as it has often been in history. Picture: NewsWire/Monique Harmer




Then it was on with an epic final burst:

Ferguson: “What Jesus taught us was that there were things we couldn’t know. We couldn’t know God’s intent. When I read the Bible I don’t say: show me the miracle. My attitude is that this extraordinary document is describing the life of a unique individual whose power to transform the world has never been equalled. That’s good enough for me.”
But does he think it’s true that Jesus rose from the dead, and the rest? “I just don’t think that one can know that with certainty. But I think the teaching about how one should live, and the relationships one should have with one’s fellow human beings, is so powerful that I prefer to live as if it’s true. I can’t know, but it seems to me it’s preferable to live as if those claims are true. It’s hard to feel bound by the teachings if they’re lies. Faith is fundamentally different from reason. One can’t reason one’s way to God, at least I don’t think one can.
“The nature of faith is that one accepts that these apparently far-fetched claims are true. That’s the nature of faith.”
The idea you can’t reason your way to God would be contested by many Christians, and some ancient Greek philosophers, but it’s surely true you can’t prove God through reason. Christian apologists seldom try that. Rather, they aim more modestly to demonstrate there’s no conflict between faith and reason.
No Christian could possibly criticise Ferguson for the genuineness and honesty with which he shares the thoughtful, reflective, evolving state of his belief. Doubt routinely accompanies belief. It’s a kindness of him to share these inner thoughts; it’s a public affirmation of Christianity. And it’s inherent to the human condition to be faced with a situation that requires a decision, that requires action, even though the information, or the judgment, is in doubt.
As Ferguson says, faith involves belief that is beyond the rationally proven, not belief that contradicts reason but that is certainly beyond that which can be proven. The decision to believe is bold and brave, and it chimes with human nature. But it involves a positive decision. Belief is always an act of the will rather than an act of the intellect.
Let’s approach from another angle. Does Ferguson pray? “Yeah, I pray.”
Do you feel you’re praying to someone real? “Absolutely, just as there are no atheists in a foxhole, there aren’t many atheists when your child goes missing, when the life of somebody you love is threatened. Is it a kind of delusion to pray to an invisible super intelligence? I probably used to think that it was. But I prefer to think that prayer is meaningful, on the basis of faith in Christ. I don’t think of it that I’m on the phone to God but I am trying to convey to that which is beyond reason my fervent desire that my son not be killed or my daughter won’t have gone missing.
“These are powerful human impulses it seems utterly cruel to deny.
“To say, as I would have done as an atheist, this is all utterly pointless, the fate of your child is a matter of statistical probability, prayer is the equivalent of voodoo or the witchdoctor, don’t pray, it’s pointless – this is a cruel injunction. I’ve spent 60 years on this planet and I’m convinced that we can’t be spiritually naked, we can’t be spiritually void, it’s too miserable. I have five children, and in the life of every child there’s at least one disaster that seems as if it might be fatal. If you don’t pray in those moments you’re not flesh and blood.”

Now the pond could have interrupted with crude arguments, but the pond has discovered the general rule that arguing with fanatics only tends to up the quotient of fanatacism.

The pond might have interrupted with a crude cartoon, seriously questioning the meaning of it all in a deeply philosophical way:



But that would be wrong, it's better just to let the two of them strut off together in a final burst of bromancer love, the only question being whether Niall has now replaced the onion muncher as the object of the bromancer's deepest affection:

In becoming a Christian, it’s not like Ferguson has just put on a new jacket, changed his fashion sense. He has effectively revolutionised his intellectual outlook. As he says: “Going from atheism to Christianity is a big change.”
Ferguson was not previously an especially anti-God atheist but you could see the atheism in his books. By 2021, and the publication of his marvellous Doom: The Politics of Catastrophe, which is fast-paced, witty and a bit fevered itself, Ferguson expresses the beginning of anxiety about the consequences of the loss of Christian belief.
He writes: “The advance of science led to a decline not only of magical thinking but also of religious belief and observance. As GK Chesterton foresaw, this had the unintended consequence of creating spaces in people’s minds for new forms of magical thinking. Modern societies are highly susceptible to surrogate religions and magic, leading to new forms of irrational activity.”
He observes that those social trends have worsened: “I think there are a bunch of militant cults and religions, some derived from Christianity, that compete now in a deeply disorienting pseudo-secular civilisation. I say pseudo-secular because I agree with Tom Holland (author of Dominion) that a lot of Christianity is still there in the operating system but people are in denial about it. They don’t even recognise the Christian roots of much that they believe. This goes to the environment movement and the strange cult of wokeism. There are lots of curious mutant forms of Christianity afoot, I think. But that’s not the bad thing. I suspect throughout history the true culture, or milieu, has always been quite eclectic.”
Ferguson can live with that. What really upsets him is this: “We’ve given up on religious observance. This is a mistake – the empty churches on Sundays, people not saying grace at dinner. We’ve lost observance and in doing that we’ve lost something very powerful and very healing. It’s not so much that we’re culturally floating in an eclectic mishmash of half-remembered theology, it’s that we’ve just stopped being Christians. That seems to me a more serious problem.
“What strikes me, as a regular churchgoer now, not having been one before, is how much one learns every Sunday morning. Every hymn contains some new clue as to the relationship between us and God. I think the educational benefit of going to church almost equals the moral benefit, the uplift, the sense one gets of being somewhat reset.
“All of this matters hugely and as a society we’ve turned away from it. That explains, much more than the rise of social media, the mental health problems that characterise our societies today. We’re all sort of running this experiment, without God and without religious observance. And it’s not going well. But we blame it on the smartphone or on Twitter.
“I think the real explanation for the mental health epidemic is that we’ve thrown away those wonderful support mechanisms that evolved over centuries to get us through.”
The sharpest historian in the West thinks throwing away Christianity was pretty dumb. Doing so hurt our culture; more important, it has hurt individual human beings. Ferguson and his family joining the wider Christian family is significant in itself and perhaps a green shoot of wider hope.

A green shoot of a wider hope? 

Oh yes, there's a wider hope, no doubt about it ... and the sooner the bromancer gets back to his day job, the sooner we can all enjoy the existentially terrifying void ...





Sunday, December 22, 2024

Trouble in Tyke Town as Polonius goes MAGA ...

 

Back in the dark ages in this blog, the pond always devoted Sunday to angry Sydney Anglicans and frock-loving Pellists, not that there's necessarily anything wrong with a man in an expensive frock strutting out to show off his wealth and power.

Eventually those times slipped from relevance and memory, but recently there's been a revival of troubles in Tykeland ...

Perhaps it was Conclave that set the pace, a more engaging work than Heretic, which was fun when tormenting LDS missionaries in the first two acts, but then turned to cornball horror memes in the too easy third act resolution. 

Only Hugh Grant's sympathetic portrait of a decent man dedicated to tormenting cultists kept the pond going...but he was no match for this year's triple pork award up against Ralph Fiennes ...

This is by way of explaining that, when dealing with troubled cultists, first there must be a little homework done. 

The far right Tykes of yore are emboldened once again, thanks to the return of the tangerine tyrant, as shown by this Politico story, Trump taps critic of Pope Francis for Vatican ambassadorship (paywall).

Inter alia, the story had this to say about Brian Burch, head of a right wing Catholic advocacy group and critic of Pope Francis:

...On social media, Burch has criticized Francis’ leadership and shared the writings of some right-wing clerics who are critical of him. In 2023, he insinuated that church leaders were collaborating with controversial U.S. law enforcement probes into parishes that celebrated the Catholic Mass in Latin, a practice that was phased out decades ago for liturgy in local languages.

There's something of a weird irony here, what with the pond just having witnessed Tyndale burned at the stake in Wolf Hall for wanting to promote the gospel in English. In 1536! And yet here we are, with assorted loons still promoting the Latin mass ...

Writing on X, Burch said he is “committed to working with leaders inside the Vatican and the new Administration to promote the dignity of all people and the common good.”
Catholic Vote has engaged in tactics that have prompted criticism from more progressive factions of the U.S. church. In 2020, the organization used “geofencing” to identify Catholic voters who attended Mass in swing states and target them with ads boosting Trump.
At the time, Burch defended geofencing as needed to “reach our fellow Catholics in the pews” and “ensure that our fellow Catholic voters get the facts and hear the truth — not the latest lies peddled by the media.”

The fundamentalists are feeling their oats, and more homework is required to introduce a local variant, as featured in The Catholic Leader ... come  on down Sophie York ... before she turns up in due course in the lizard Oz ...



It was a doozy, and not so long ago, from 2021 ...

Sydney barrister Sophie York challenged more than 200 Catholic business and professional leaders at last week’s Assembly of Catholic Professionals to correct the “Godless trend” rising in modern Australian culture.
Ms York, a mother of four and one of 12 children, said Catholic leaders should use their influence in society to stand against the view that Australia was founded on secular values.
She said the term secular had “come to mean secular humanist” which had opened the doors for a new “militant atheism” that was anti-freedom and anti-religious.
 “We have never been a secular society,” Ms York said at the Assembly of Catholic Professionals on May 22.
She said “Australian values” like mateship, service in education and health sectors, and morality that underpinned the Australian legal system, were not based on secular humanist views.
“The secular humanist view that is only held by 20 per cent of our country is taking us where we’ve never been before.”
What was considered “Australian values” were actually deeply Christian values, she said, but warned that the minority secularist views were being falsely portrayed as the foundations of Australian culture.
“The names of our suburbs, our train stations, and our hospitals are intertwined with Christian and Indigenous culture,” she said.
“The case for correction on the Godless trend, based on a false pretence, is needed.
“History will admire you.
“Australian society will be grateful for your courage.”
But she warned that in the public square “admirable people of faith have been described as dangerous” for attempting to preserve Australian values that were deeply founded in Christianity.
“Those who actively seek to remove Christian elements in our school would never dream to taking away algebra which is Muslim,” Ms York said.

Algebra is Muslim? 

The pond thought it was mathematics. The pond doesn't mean to downplay the significance of the great Al-Khwārizmī, but as any fuel wud kno, there were algebraic elements in Babylon, ancient Egypt, Greece and so on (there's a wiki history of algebra).

That's the way it is with mathematics; it might be a foreign tongue to the pond, but many languages and many cultures and many faiths can contribute to the system.

As soon as you hear someone say algebra is Muslim, you know you're keeping the company of a prize loon or a lawyer, ready to blather on about mateship being a deeply Xian value. 

For its sins, the pond once studied Australian history with Russell Ward, who wrote a book on mateship and who would have flung Sophie out of the tutorial if she'd talked up the concept as deeply Xian. 

Ward was more in the Henry Lawson school, noted by Judith Reardon in her James Cook uni thesis as an egalitarian nationalistic creed that has a strong masculine bias.

Reardon skews feminist, but Ward skewed ex-Communist Marxist and masculine as noted by the ADB:

...The Australian Legend (1958) seemed to capture many common characteristics of the Australian male type at a time when memory of the heroic feats and loyalty to their comrades of Australian servicemen during World War II was still fresh. Earlier, C. E. W. Bean—having described the tough work culture of the wool industry in On the Wool Track (1910)—had found these same qualities in the Australian troops he observed during World War I and had begun to create the Anzac legend. Ward’s book seemed to gather all these ideas together and make sense of their origins to readers in the late 1950s, when working conditions were being transformed by postwar industrialisation and when society was becoming more differentiated by European immigration.

In short, never send a lawyer to a history lesson, just let her ramble on about deviant, filthy preverted secularism ...

“The Catholic Church is the largest provider of health and education services.
“Australian values are being eroded, and we need your leadership to preserve them.”
Ms York said Catholic business leaders and professionals at the Assembly of Catholic Professionals “reach many people in all different walks of life and so they influence our society”.
“No one is formally qualified to be a leader, but in a sense we are all leaders if we have influence,” she said.
Ms York said Catholic professionals could influence secular organisations because they had “the courage to stand for things, and that they know deep down, they’re not alone”.
“They meet with each other, they’re fortified by each other,” she said.
“It gives them a lot of strength to have character, to have authenticity, to serve others.
“They’re people of high calibre, a lot of people notice them, and notice what they stand for and what they don’t stand for, which I think is really important.”

Now, with the homework done, the York reptile lesson can begin, with the pond regretting to advise that York's contribution was timed at a verbose 6 minute read, with even the title far too long for its own good.

Why is it not OK for ACU to embrace its Catholic identity?, It is hard to speak up at times like this. The church is like a family. But what has been taking place at ACU is a travesty. Without intervention, the university will be stripped of its Catholic title.

The pond doesn't much care about the ACU or Catholic identity or alleged travesties, but would have walked out on Joe, if for some reason the pond had been beguiled into the lecture theatre under the false pretences that Mark Rylance was giving a talk on Cromwell's attitudes to Tyndale ... because if the pond had known Joe was in the room, it would have skedaddled right quick...

Joe de Bruyn was to be honoured by ACU for his service to the Catholic Church and Australian workers. Instead, he was humiliated when students and staff walked out during his address.




It's impossible to recount the many ways that Joe is deeply offensive.

At a quarterly SDA members meeting in February 2011, de Bruyn moved a resolution against gay marriage, without giving any members a chance to speak or vote on the issue. This led to the first instance of members of the SDA speaking out and challenging de Bruyn on his stance on gay marriage. Speaking at an AWU event in 2003, former Labor Prime Minister Gough Whitlam quipped that "Joe de Bruyn is a Dutchman who hates dykes." In response to a 2014 poll with 72 percent support for same-sex marriage, de Bruyn dismissed the figures but refused to poll his members on the issue. He says he "knows they agree with him absolutely. When we talk to our members about out these things they agree with us". (Joe's wiki)

And again:

During a graduation ceremony speech at the Australian Catholic University in October 2024, de Bruyn espoused anti-abortion and anti-same-sex marriage views leading to what was described by the ABC as a mass walkout.

Well yes, the man's deeply offensive at all times and if you happened to be a graduate not wanting to be reminded you were graduating from a citadel of bigotry, of course you'd want to walk out.

York manages to turn this into some kind of existential crisis for bigots:

What does one do when one sees a plane being flown into the side of a mountain? Some watch and tut-tut. Others wring their hands and sigh.
Still others might go so far as to describe any action to save the situation as a “stunt”. And yet save it we must.
The Australian Catholic University is that aircraft – and you’ll have worked out who the pilot is, and who blindly keeps him there, by the end of this piece.
All of us who are seriously invested in ACU are stunned by the latest in a series of sorry news items coming out of the university.
This week’s punch to the guts is the shutting down of its public policy think tank, the PM Glynn Institute. It was named in honour of Patrick McMahon Glynn KC (1855-1931), one of the founders of the Commonwealth of Australia, no less. He was a key contributor to our nation’s Constitution.
As the import of this latest decision sinks in (that is, the erasure of an important Catholic intellectual oasis), we are asking ourselves some grim questions. How did we allow the largest Catholic university in Australia – and one of the leading Catholic universities in the world – to fall apart on our watch?
And how did we allow the man who was running it to be reappointed as its vice-chancellor?
Throughout the Catholic world, questions are understandably being asked about what is going on at ACU. The fact is: there is a serious lack of good governance at ACU. Everyone can see the problems – but no one is prepared to call time. Nor wrest back the controls.
Slovenian-born sociologist Zlatko Skrbis was first appointed vice-chancellor in January 2021. On December 5, 2024, the ACU senate voted to reappoint him. Nice enough bloke – so why might Catholics regard this as problematic?

Slovenian-born? Did the pond just smell a little sulphur in a witch hunt for furriners?

When fundamentalist Tykes get going on bigotry and hate, they must find an object for persecution, a kind of manifestation that should be sent to the Inquisition or put on the Index Librorum Prohibitorum...

Here he is, the ritual beast ready for the slaying... Professor Zlatko Skrbis, vice-chancellor of the Australian Catholic University. Picture: Supplied




When you get on the wrong side of bigots and fundamentalists, nothing you can say or do will allow redemption ...

Skrbis has implemented a strategic plan, Vision 2033, that proclaims “our Catholic faith, identity, and culture are central to who we are as a university”. But in reality, does Vision 2033 pay anything more than lip service to Catholic faith, identity and culture?

You see? Unless you indulge in gay bashing and want the world to turn into a handmaid's tale,  control women's bodies and deny them an abortion, you'll never cut the mustard ...

This masthead revealed earlier this year that only weeks after appointing her, then removing her, as dean of the ACU law school, Kate Galloway was given more than $1m in severance and damages. Not only that, she was then given a new role at the university. Alarm bells had sounded when it was realised she had published opinions about abortion law reform that were fundamentally at odds with Catholic doctrine.

It's a matter of being able to spot the heretic, the back slider, and consign them to hell ..

The vice-chancellor refused to answer questions about why she was appointed, given her published opinions about abortion.
He refused to explain who decided to pay her out with a vast sum. He refused to explain whether the money came from the commonwealth government or the patrimony of the church. Everyday parishioners who donate into the plate might be keen to know.
But worse than that, no one from the chancellor down seemed to think answers were required.
More recently, ACU awarded unionist Joe de Bruyn an honorary doctorate in recognition of his services to the Catholic Church and Australian workers.
He was invited to deliver the Occasional Address at the ceremony to mark this bestowment, at an ACU students’ graduation ceremony on an ACU campus in Victoria on October 21.
His speech of thanksgiving thoughtfully articulated certain precepts of orthodox Catholic doctrine he had specifically and relevantly supported. Drawing upon decades of experience in various roles, he offered valuable ideas for how newly minted Catholic graduates might best meet challenges that might arise in their careers.
There was a walkout during his address. Instead of being honoured for his service to the church, De Bruyn was set up to be humiliated. And a golden opportunity for ACU to teach students what respect for different viewpoints looks like was lost. Instead of apologising to their special guest of honour and chastising the rude staff and students, this Catholic university provided counselling for staff who heard the speech, and offered to refund the fees students had paid to attend the graduation if they felt they had had an unsatisfactory experience.

And so they should, because being subjected to the thoughts of a bigot is a bit like being reminded of the way that Opus Dei is active on campus, and how it's just a short distance from there to drawing blood with a cilice and giving the back a flogging with a scourge ...

Then came a snap of the redeemer, Catholic Archbishop of Sydney Anthony Fisher believes the ACU has betrayed its Catholic identity. Picture: Nikki Short




This frock-loving fisher of mugs is only a second rate Pellist, but he's always ready to do a Pell and join the fray ...

This led Sydney Archbishop Anthony Fisher to ask: “Will the university now provide a squad of counsellors every time a countercultural Catholic view is expressed by someone at the university?”
This was contained in a six-page letter Fisher wrote to the university in which he resigned as chair of ACU’s committee of identity, outlining the reasons he thought the university had betrayed its Catholic identity. Not only that, one might well ask also: Why was ACU by its actions sabotaging even the most basic purposes of a university?
As Oxford academic and later cardinal John Newman so aptly and enduringly observed in 1873: “The perfection of the intellect, the enlargement and illumination of the mind, is the real and only aim of a university.” No mention of coddling there.
“Do not say,” Newman noted, “the people must be educated, when, after all, you only mean amused, refreshed, soothed, put into good spirits and good humour, or kept from vicious excesses.” Are students encouraged to have their conceptual sensibilities stretched at this tertiary institution – or not? Are manners also infra dig now?

The pond loves it when Catholics bring up Newman. It reminds the pond of the gay priest in the family, settled in a loving relationship, known as gay to his parishioners, who don't seem to mind, and tolerated by the hierarchy on a 'don't ask, don't tell' basis, likely because the church is very short of people capable of conducting a mass.

Cardinal Newman provided a handy precedent, and an opportunity to torture tykes with tales of his deep, abiding manly love - call it mateship if you like..

Was Cardinal Newman gay? Or (as the joke has it) simply divine? That was the controversy that dominated the dust-up over exhuming John Henry Newman, the great nineteenth-century English convert to Rome, in order to move his body to a more suitable location for veneration--that in anticipation of his beatification (the penultimate step to canonization) by Pope Benedict XVI next year. Newman, you see, had requested--indeed insisted, with his final breath--that he be buried in a grave at Rednal Hill cemetery outside Birmingham with Ambrose St. John, a fellow Oratorian who Newman described as the great love of his life. “I wish, with all my heart, to be buried in Fr Ambrose St John’s grave--and I give this as my last, my imperative will,” he wrote, “This I confirm and insist on.“
Many today thus insisted that removing Newman’s body from the grave would violate his last wishes as well as what they saw as a relationship that was more than Platonic--hence Newman was, improbably, becoming a gay icon of the twenty-first century. Andrew Sullivan--a gay English Catholic--“dished” on this argument here. Not surprisingly, that argument sparked more than a bit of debate, and strong counterreactions. Those reactions may say more about a 21st-century American culture that is hinky about male friendships than it does about Newman. Still, theirs was an especially intense bond. Here is the English Catholic journalist Austen Ivereigh at “In All Things” on the relationship between Newman and St. John:
The two men loved each other deeply, had a life-long friendship, and lived together. And since Newman’s death in 1890 they have remained in the same grave in Rednal, about eight miles from Cardinal Newman’s house in Edgbaston, outside Birmingham.In 1854 Newman wrote: “We have bought (I trust) a burying place -- under the Lickey Hills, just about eight miles off -- it is a most beautiful spot. . . . We are going to build a cottage there and ultimately a mortuary chapel.” They share a tombstone with the inscription “out of shadows and phantasms into the truth” etched across it.Newman wrote after the death of St John in 1875: “I have ever thought no bereavement was equal to that of a husband’s or a wife’s, but I feel it difficult to believe that any can be greater, or anyone’s sorrow greater, than mine. “The Cardinal -- a hyper-sensitive, even delicate man -- had intense friendships of the sort common in that age, especially in all-male bastions such as the clergy and Oxford. (here)

Cut it how you will, and argue endlessly as to whether they actually fucked, that's as gay as any same sex marriage. Masculine love, call it manly mateship if you will ...

On December 3, I was one of a number of Catholic lawyers who signed an open letter to ACU’s senate. We provided an opinion prepared by a canon lawyer. The university is part of the Catholic Church and, as such, is subject to the canon law that governs the church.
We drew attention to the legal advice that either an independent investigation into the circumstances identified by Fisher was required or else a process to remove the university’s Catholic status could begin. None of us wanted to see ACU cease to be Catholic, so we hoped sense would prevail and there would be a pause in serious decision-making, including in relation to the reappointment of the vice-chancellor.
How did it get to the situation that the senate reappointed the very same vice-chancellor who presided over this potential loss of Catholic status? How is it no one in the leadership thought there was a problem?
With an executive headed by Skrbis, the ACU senate, headed by retired Supreme Court judge Martin Daubney KC, and ACU corporation (board of trustees) chaired by Brisbane Archbishop Mark Coleridge, nobody in that illustrious trio picked up that anything was awry?
How could they plausibly think this was “business as usual” for a Catholic university? It would be redemptive for at least one of the protagonists to acknowledge the foul-up and stand up, even belatedly, for the Catholic faith. It would bring great relief to many who are watching this in quiet bewilderment.
This is not a culture war. It is nonsense for anyone to suggest the vice-chancellor has simply been caught in a culture war.

Of course this maid of York protests too strongly. She clearly loves a culture war, she loves to bung on a culture war, she can't get enough of culture wars.

What's the bet she goes around singing Everybody wants to rule the world in the original Latin lyrics? (Because as everyone knows Jesus sang, tap danced and spoke in Latin).

During his tenure there have been a number of problems that have undermined ACU’s Catholic identity. What is worse, none of its governance structures have made him accountable. Instead, they have rewarded him for presiding over the possible loss of ACU’s Catholic identity.
It is a tragedy for all who love their Catholic faith, who treasure the principles that are part of its timeless and incalculable richness, who support the church in every way possible – and who spurn being “fashionable” at the expense of the truth of its teachings.
On December 11, ACU announced it had appointed a new “identity adviser”. Although all naturally wish Father Gerald Gleeson the best, a patch-it person in a newly created part-time role may find it hard to fix a deeper governance problem.
In short, the pilot of ACU is showing a dangerous inability to fly a complex aircraft safely. The plane is at risk. All the passengers are at risk.
Many people, aghast, are watching the tragedy play out, with their hands over their mouths. Yet the equivalent of an aviation safety authority has just reappointed that same pilot, with hopes that a gentle word at his elbow might help. Really?
It is hard to speak up at times like this. The church is like a family. Nobody wants to hurt anybody’s feelings. But sometimes, certain things need to be said.
An independent investigation could help, before it is too late. ACU, are you going to show you deserve your title? The time to show it is now.

Yep, time to return to your original bigotry and bile, and send errant souls to hell, in the service of your friendly advisor: Sophie York is a barrister and law lecturer. This piece is written in a personal capacity, and not representing any organisation.




And so to truly dire news, prattling Polonius has gone MAGA ...Trump’s no lame duck – he’s already getting things done, News from the US suggests that president-elect Donald J. Trump is perceived by many to be the US commander-in-chief while President Joe Biden fades into political nothingness.

Getting things done?

The pond realises that a deal was done at the 11th hour, but the deal had nothing to do with King Donald 1 or his president, Uncle Leon. 

Instead they produced much hand wringing of the kind to be found in Catherine Rampbell's piece for WaPo, Trump and Musk have 'Art of the Deal'-ed themselves (paywall).




It was a sign of things to come, assuming the Mango Mussolini's diet allows him to last that long... as celebrated in the NY Times yesterday ...




They did at least kill off cancer research for kids, helping pave the way for tax cuts for squillionaires, so that's getting things done.

But there's the debit limit to come, and the endless horse trading and Uncle Leon stomping around on X in a clueless way,  measuring bills by pounds and ounces.at least until his King tires of his latest Cromwell. 

You know, an eternity of the art of the fucked-up deal ...




Not to worry, first a snap of prattling Polonius's refurbished heroic action man ... US president-elect Donald Trump speaks at a news conference at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, on Monday Picture: Getty Images via AFP




Why can't the reptiles keep up? Surely these would have been better illustrations?




Classy, and those burgers are really starting to show, as Polonius gets down with the Donald ...

News from the US suggests that president-elect Donald J. Trump is perceived by many to be the US commander-in-chief while President Joe Biden fades into political nothingness ahead of the inauguration on January 20.
A couple of examples illustrate the point. Earlier this week, Trump gave an occasionally irreverent hour-long press conference at Mar-a-Lago in Florida where he spoke without the help of an autocue and answered journalists’ questions. Biden has not spoken to the US media since the presidential election on November 5.

Why would he bother speaking, when Republicans manage to eat their own on a daily basis? 

Amazingly, the mango Mussolini tickles Polonius's funny bone, amazing in the sense of desiccated coconut suddenly turning into a quite funny laugh machine.

What Trump critics often fail to accept is that the president-elect can be quite funny.
Appearing on Fox News’ Gutfeld! this week, comedian Tom Shillue referred to Trump’s “great sense of comic timing”.

Indeed, indeed ... Polonius is right, there's always a policy giggle by way of a troll ...




Sorry, the pond had a few 'toons left over from yesterday and needs to spend them quickly ...

More recently, the evidence indicates that terrorist organisation Hamas appears to be agreeing to major concessions with a view to attaining a ceasefire in Gaza. They appear to include the gradual release of hostages kidnapped by Hamas fighters on October 7, 2023, along with an agreement that some Israel Defence Forces contingents will remain in Gaza for an unspecified time.
Reports from AFP and other news outlets indicate that Hamas wants to do a deal with the Biden administration before Trump assumes office. This follows the president-elect’s warning ear­lier this month that if Hamas hostages are “not released prior to January 20, 2025 … those responsible will be hit harder than anybody has been hit in the long and storied History of the United States”.

At this point the reptiles interrupted with an AV distraction:

An explosive report reveals insight into the White House's efforts to conceal President Joe Biden's mental decline from the start of his presidency. President Biden, 82, withdrew from his re-election bid after a poor debate performance against Donald Trump raised concerns about his mental abilities. According to nearly 50 sources, including aides, donors, and politicians who spoke to The Wall Street Journal, Biden's struggles as the oldest President in US history were evident from the beginning of his term. The Journal report revealed the measures taken by President Biden's inner circle to shield him from public scrutiny, including rescheduling meetings and appearances after poor performances.




Jolly Joe might be in his dotage, but does the WSJ ever reveal the mental decline of the tangerine tyrant? There's plenty of evidence, but strangely it's never mentioned.

Could it have something to do with The Decline and Fall of the Wall Street Journal, as unveiled by Mona Charen in The Bulwark?

...for the Journal to look at the world of 2024 and conclude that the erosion of trust in government is due to Biden without ever once mentioning that Trump and his minions are the most prolific bilge spillers imaginable is to be completely without scruple. Just in the last few weeks of the campaign, Trump falsely alleged that FEMA was purposely withholding hurricane assistance in order to funnel funds to illegal immigrants, that the Congo was emptying its prisons to send convicts to the United States, and that the 2020 election was stolen.
It is Trump, not Biden, who is attempting to install as the head of the Department of Health and Human Services a conspiracy theorist so dangerously unmoored from reality that even the Wall Street Journal ran an editorial opposing him.

Well yes, and if the pond might interrupt briefly:





Please conclude Mona:

Trust is crucial to the successful functioning of society. Many social science studies have found that nations with high trust have less corruption and greater prosperity than those with low trust. It makes sense. If you believe that most people are untrustworthy, you will rely only on those within your own family or tribe and be less likely to engage with outsiders. Trust is a social and economic lubricant. It’s also, as we’ve learned, quite easy to undermine when people get their information from online rumors and irresponsible politicians and other actors who stoke distrust for their own political ends.
The drone affair is fluff and will doubtless be forgotten in a month if not sooner. But the spectacle of the Journal chastising the Biden administration without a solitary word about Trump and his enablers (in whose ranks they stand) is breathtaking.

Consider the pond's breath taken, because they're all already doing it ...




Being a Polonius prattle, we must expect a history lesson and the ABC copping a serve ...

In August 2012, US president Barack Obama announced a red line that Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad was not to cross; namely, the use of chemical weapons against Syrian citizens. Assad crossed the line and the Obama administration did nothing.
It would be foolish for Hamas to take a risk with the unpredictable Trump, especially since Hamas has kidnapped some US citizens.
On November 22, American commentator EJ Dionne was interviewed by Patricia Karvelas on ABC Radio National Breakfast. Dionne is a Washington Post columnist and a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution in Washington. He had this to say: “I think there’s one significant thing about the Trump presidency that we can’t underrate which is that he is … a lame duck.”
Dionne’s point was that the US constitution prevents someone from being elected more than twice. And so it does.
But this does not mean that Trump will be what in American terminology is termed a “lame duck”. Quite the contrary. If anything, it strengthens his presidency since, unlike first-term presidents, he is not looking for re-election in four years.
ABC journalist Chas Licciardello made a similar error when he appeared on Radio National’s Late Night Live. The date was December 12. Licciardello told David Marr: “Trump right now is at the zenith of his power, it only goes down from here; he becomes a lame duck or a lame dog, so to speak, from here.”
Like Dionne’s claim, this is absolute tosh. The facts speak for themselves. Trump – for better or worse – is influencing world politics from Florida’s Palm Beach before he returns to the White House after a four-year break.

Oh yes ... he's a real influencer ...





What will this Polonial prattle read like in a year's time? 

Likely, in the blessed way that memory works, the pond will have completely forgotten it ...

Moreover, Trump’s strength within the contemporary Republican Party suggests his political influence will continue beyond his second term of office. That’s no lame duck.
Writing in Encyclopaedia Britannica recently, Tracy Grant cited Trump among her list of “Five Great Political Comebacks”. Grant wrote Trump’s “return to power is … stunning; he won both the popular and electoral (college) vote in 2024, and in doing so helped the Republican Party take control of the Senate and secure a larger majority in the House of Representatives”. She also acknowledged that Trump had overcome a state of “ignominy” to get re-elected.
The Encyclopaedia Britannica author also mentioned Vladimir Lenin, Napoleon I, Winston Churchill, Richard Nixon and Simeon Saxecoburggotski (who became prime minister of Bulgaria) in her list of five great political comebacks.

EB? That's a bit like a Time person of the year cover. The surprise is not so much that it continues to exist - a genuine surprise - but that it's mentioned at all ...

The pond suspects Polonius only settled on it because it allowed him to indulge in a hagiographical outburst celebrating Ming the Merciless and Little Johnny ...

But Grant overlooked the achievement of Australian Liberal Party prime ministers Robert Menzies and John Howard.
Menzies became prime minister in April 1939 following the death in office of Joseph Lyons, who had led Australia’s successful economic recovery from the Depression. Menzies led the United Australia Party (the predecessor of the Liberal Party) to a narrow victory in the September 1940 election but headed a minority government dependent on the backing of two independents. He stepped down in August 1941 after losing the support of a majority of his colleagues. Menzies was devastated at having to do so.
Labor came to office in October 1941 after the independents moved their support to Labor. Menzies returned as leader of the opposition after Labor had a crushing victory at the August 1943 election. He formed the Liberal Party in late 1944 but failed to defeat the John Curtin-led Labor Party in September 1946.

Phew, that got Polonius off the subject of the tangerine tyrant in the nick of time ...




Polonius ran a little short on all the grand things that the mango Mussolini had managed to date, and strangely forgot to mention him settling the war in Ukraine before taking office, or his bringing down of prices by bringing on tariffs.

Best stick to regional, local heroes of a kind that Polonius can worship ...

Menzies was shattered by this loss and considered retiring from politics. At this time there was a familiar cry of “you can’t win with Menzies” heard on both sides of Australian politics. But the Liberal Party won under Menzies’ leadership in December 1949 and he retired undefeated in January 1966 – having won seven elections in a row. A great political comeback, to be sure.
And then there was Howard. He became Liberal Party leader in September 1985 and was doing reasonably well against the popular Labor leader Bob Hawke.
But in early 1987 Queensland Nationals premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen took part in a “Joh for PM” movement. It split the Coalition, Hawke called an early election for July 1987 and was returned comfortably to office. Howard lost the Liberal Party leadership to Andrew Peacock in May 1989.
But Howard returned as Liberal Party leader in January 1995 and defeated incumbent prime minister Paul Keating in March 1996. He won four elections before being defeated in 2007. Howard is Australia’s second longest serving prime minister after Menzies. Another great political comeback.
Both Menzies and Howard learnt from their previous mistakes and returned as more experienced and decisive leaders. Trump may well do the same. None of this trio was a lame duck.

On second thoughts, maybe a lame duck would be preferable to the damage done by Ming the Merciless, Little Johnny, and King Donald I and his new President ...





Credit where credit is due:

Gerard Henderson is executive director of The Sydney Institute.

And now to keep that Xmas cheer flowing ...