Friday, February 06, 2026

In which the pond ranges from Our Henry to Killer, with many other stops along the way ...

 

The pond's correspondents have kindly suggested that Our Henry uses some ancient tome to spice his rants, but having seen him in his high tech streaming splendour, the pond wonders if he might not be using an app, especially when this ad hovered into view...



Everyone had something to say except him, and then he started spending 15 minutes a day learning from the world's best books?

That sounds like essence of Henry, though the thesis breaks down with "Now I always have something smart to say."

Instead Our Henry continued in what can only be described as rampant indignant Zionist mode, and so he had to be banished to the intermittent archive...

Louise Adler ‘McCarthyite’ slur an act of historical distortion
Branding public inquiries as ‘McCarthyism’ distorts history and undermines democratic accountability. Australia’s experience shows scrutiny can be firm, fair and grounded in law and evidence.
By Henry Ergas

The pond will only note Our Henry's peculiar attempt to wash away McCarthyism, mainly of note in these troubled times as a US King urges a reporter to smile when asking a question about survivors of sexual abuse.

Smile, darling, sexual abuse is fun, and so is distracting from it:



After even more of Our Henry's extended denunciation of filthy Commie swine back at the start of the cold war came this ...

Taken together, those events forced a Western response. The most notorious was, for sure, that in the US, where president Harry Truman, although initiating the measures later derided as a witch-hunt, sought to manage the New Deal coalition’s liberal base by keeping the crackdown low-key.
With public anxiety mounting into panic, Truman’s hesitation created the space that was soon filled by the demagogy of McCarthy’s Permanent Senate Subcommittee on Investigations. It is beyond doubt that those hearings involved abuses of process. But it is equally beyond doubt that, as McCarthy’s stern critic, Sidney Hook, observed: “What contributed to McCarthy’s influence was the spectacle of scores of Communist witnesses remaining silent, or invoking the Fifth Amendment, as the picture of Communist penetration in American life unfolded.”
However, it is less the excesses than the correction that matters. The American courts intervened, with increasing vigour, to restrain abuses; and for all the widespread fear provoked by the intensification of the Cold War, McCarthy was speedily brought to heel, his career abruptly terminated.
That outcome was not accidental. It reflected the presence of institutional counterweights capable of reasserting legal limits even under acute pressure – something wholly absent in the Soviet empire, where inquiry slid seamlessly into terror and correction was structurally impossible.
The system, in other words, worked.

Does it? Has it? Is it? Will it?



Hush, don't you worry about that mob and certainly don't worry about Ming the Merciless's attempt to ban the Communist party ...

...And it worked even more clearly in Australia. Thus, the Victorian Royal Commission on Communism (1949-50) was scrupulous in its procedures and findings, notwithstanding the fact that communist witnesses were, as Stuart Macintyre acknowledged in his largely sympathetic history of Australian communism, “all economical with the truth”.
The Commonwealth Royal Commission on Espionage (1954-55), established following the defection of Vladimir Petrov, was scrupulous too – despite the havoc wreaked by the growing mental instability of HV Evatt, acting as counsel for two of those named in the Petrov documents, and by the communist witnesses’ strenuous efforts to discredit both the evidence and the commission itself. No less importantly, the release decades later of the decrypted Venona cables, together with the opening of Soviet bloc archives, ultimately validated each and every one of the commission’s findings.
Of course, none of that had any impact whatsoever on the left’s portrayal of the period; symbolic allegiances are impervious to refutation, and the belief that the left can never be wrong is as strong a pledge of allegiance as any can be.
“McCarthyism” therefore became the slur the left hurls when it has nothing intelligent to say. 

Um actually McCarthyism is what anyone sensible says when confronted, say, by a rampant Zionist bigot intent on suppressing anyone not in the grip of the same mindthink Gruppendenken...

The tactic was an old one and well-established in the communist movement. If you are struggling, Dmitry Manouïlsky (1883-1959), a leader of the Cominform’s predecessor, the Comintern, had advised agitators, “accuse your adversaries of being fascists. By the time they respond, you will have regained the initiative”.
Soon enough, “fascist” was complemented by “McCarthyite” and “McCarthyism” as the Communists’ insult of choice. In fact, it took barely a week after Robert Menzies announced that Petrov had defected for the Communist Party to declare “the American millionaires from whom Menzies takes his orders want him to launch a McCarthyite terror against Communists and all progressive people”.
Claiming that the royal commission was “intended to turn loose pimps, liars and perjurers”, the party – which repeatedly affirmed that “complete freedom of expression” exists in the Soviet Union – warned that “if spy scares begin with attacks on Communists, they end in McCarthyite attacks on all who dare to think for themselves”.

Actually, sensible folk sent Ming the Merciless packing, and to this day the Communist Party has remained on the fringes because sensible folk didn't have much interest in Stalin or Mao ...




Speaking of parrots ...

It is that contention Adler slavishly parrots. But the lesson to be drawn from our experience runs exactly counter to that which her slur is intended to convey.
Australia’s democratic record is not one of paranoia unchecked. It is one of institutions capable of firmness without unfairness and scrutiny without injustice. Our processes of public inquiry have managed to expose and restrain conduct that seeks to intimidate, harass, silence or coerce, while remaining fully answerable to law and evidence.
To label such processes “McCarthyism” is not merely inaccurate, but an attempt to disarm democratic accountability itself. It arms fantasy against scrutiny – and, if allowed to prevail, it would make Adler’s personal hallucinations the nation’s living nightmare.

So she's just a slavish parrot, a slur the pond only deploys on a genuine parrot, Major Mitchell?

If you want a slavish parrot, think those lickspittles who fellow travel with the Murdochs...

And so McCarthyism lives on in the Australian Daily Zionist News, in the words of Our Henry and the deeds of Chris Minns, and above all in the words and deeds of King Donald and his minions, and never mind the way that News Corporation has encouraged that tyranny for the basest of motives...with the thought police very, very busy ...



After that wave of hate speech and fear of and assault on the other, came this piece of irony...

No matter the target, we must start calling out all racist hate
After recent terror threats and the Bondi attack, a reflection on Australia Day at the Opera House highlights Indigenous mourning, antisemitism, and the importance of remembering and listening.
By Ariela Bard

Apparently this Bard isn't aware she's scribbling for the lizard Oz hate machine, but then she's been a writer for the UK Telegraph, scribbling fluff travel pieces, so 'nuff said ...

And with that unpleasantness out of the way, the pond can note that this day the reptiles remain obsessed with giving "daughter of lettuce" a fighting chance...



Chinese strategists, Sicilian uncles: how Andrew Hastie’s leadership ambitions were put on ice
Light reading in question time, the ‘secret’ meeting, and the three MPs who were certain the spill was on.
Greg Brown, Sarah Ison and Elizabeth Pike

It took three reptiles to do nine minutes of navel gazing and fluff gathering?And all the pond got out of it was a terrible Emilia collage?

The pond simply couldn't inflict the entire madness on a long-suffering world ...



Say what? There's been a "tidal wave of public support for Hastie in recent months"?

How did the pond miss that? Who knew the spawn of creationists was in such big demand?

Oh dear, you live by the bigoted far right Xian nationalist trolls online, and you die by them ... and the pond discovered something new.

2,300 people in a country of c. 26.8 million constitutes a tidal wave, in which case the lizard Oz has a tidal wave of readership ...

Read on for the tidal wave ...



The pond does recall recently stepping into a puddle after some rain. Who knew it actually came from a tidal wave?

Apparently the tidal wave dried up at the last minute, and it's all the fault of far right influencers and assorted online ratbags ...

Yes, at last the reptiles have had to acknowledge a world usually outside their ken ...



Nine minutes to explain he lacked the ticker? And that a bag of online ratbags couldn't give him the ticker?

And after all that, the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way is still in the game? 

"Daughter of lettuce" should freshen up for an extended campaign?



What else?

EXCLUSIVE
Push for council of elders to oversee Libs-Nats crisis fix
A powerful council of Coalition elders – from John Anderson to John Howard and Tony Abbott – may be called in to save stalling reunion talks between Sussan Ley and David Littleproud.
By Dennis Shanahan and Sarah Ison

A powerful council of Coalition elders including former Nationals’ leader John Anderson and Liberal luminaries John Howard and Tony Abbott may be deployed into stalled talks between Sussan Ley and David Littleproud, as senior MPs from both parties desperately search for a way to break the stalemate.
The idea to introduce the ex-leaders into negotiations on reforming a Coalition came as Nationals told Ms Ley on Thursday that, should a temporary suspension of their three senators who crossed the floor be pursued, the penalty would have to be applied to the whole frontbench.

That's a lizard Oz EXCLUSIVE?

That's a karnival of irrelevant komedic klowns.

Second thoughts, what a splendid idea. Call in the onion muncher to show that if it's broke, there are ways to make it even broker.




Always shooting, rarely scoring ...

Why, he could end up with a knighthood for his efforts

Meanwhile, the reptiles are only interested in using "agencies" to look at just one aspect of the sordid Epstein files, thereby sanitising King Donald and his consort Melania...

APOLOGY
‘I am sorry,’ embattled British PM tells Epstein victims
Keir Starmer has apologised for appointing Peter Mandelson as US ambassador but blamed the security services for failing to vet the disgraced peer properly.
By AFP

If you must go there, go the Graudian ...

Starmer apologises to Epstein victims as he seeks to weather Mandelson scandal

If you must brood about it, why not head to a document the House thoughtfully turned into a pdf and put on public record?

Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the “Lolita Express.”

Sorry, the lizard Oz never does King Donald, and with all that done, the pond will note only one other reptile distraction ...

Bracing for the fallout as Japan’s Iron Lady shows some mettle
The Japanese are headed for a snap election on Sunday, with Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi likely to romp home. A win could put Australia in a difficult position on China.
By Yoni Bashan
North Asia Correspondent

The alternative headline on the actual piece downplayed the panic mode paranoia of the digital edition splash:

Japan’s Prime Minister is headed for a win at the polls, and the results will almost certainly reverberate in Canberra

"Reverberate" is a distant cry from the nuclear "bracing for the fallout", or even a "difficult position".

Yoni put himself in contention for an eggbeater award and seemed to be posing as a possible rival to Greg "bromancer" Sheridan, who has been notable of late for not being notable ...

...Japan is our closest defence partner in Asia. We’re allied through the Quad and increasingly joined at the hip on regional security, including through AUKUS. A militarily assertive Japan offers genuine benefits: a capable ally willing to share ­security burdens, precisely when Washington is demanding everyone pull their weight.
But there are pressing questions: how does Australia align with Tokyo’s posture when China is our biggest trading partner? How do we balance security commitments against an economic reality in which China has proven it’ll weaponise trade at the drop of a hat – and may well do so over the Port of Darwin dispute?
These aren’t hypotheticals anymore.
Sunday’s votes will be counted in Tokyo, but the bill will come due in Canberra.

Um, and King Donald is barking mad, and entirely untrustworthy, and we've already put down huge down payments on a never ending bill, so your point is? 

Lordy, long absent lordy, AUKUS help us ...

And so to the one certified treat of the day. Killer of the IPA turning feminist ...



Then came that bizarre interruption which has started to appear in the digital lizard Oz again with monotonous regularity.



Who knows what it means? Except that it was the one visual distraction in the entire Killer slog ...

Correspondents should however relax - as if Killer of the IPA would ever turn feminist.

Why there's simply too many womyn already, ruining things for men.

It's all woke reverse discrimination ...

There is no question men still lead most of the top public and private sector organisations in aggregate in Australia, but the direction and rate of change are startling. What message does this send to young men who, surveys show, are becoming increasingly extreme in their politics?
Given the government’s predilection for gender “milestones”, who could doubt Chief Justice Stephen Gaegler will be replaced by a woman when he retires in 2028, to make for a “historic” majority female court? If the Australia Day Honours list was a failure, it wasn’t because only a quarter of the nominations were for women, it was because it made a mockery of the awards themselves.
Meanwhile, in its determination to pick a female winner, the selecting council of the Australian of the Year Awards opted for astronaut Katherine Bennell-Pegg, who is no doubt a brilliant, highly intelligent and patriotic Australian, deserving of civic recognition. But she hasn’t even made it into space yet – a fact most Australians would consider an essential part of an astronaut’s job. Bennell-Pegg was mocked on social media given US pop star Katy Perry and her all-female crew of 10 had been into space without receiving any official gong.
Moreover, these selection panels should prioritise unity over gender. Given the controversy over government censorship, was it wise to award eSafety commissioner Julie Inman Grant a public service medal for censorship on top of her $816,000 pay package?
This isn’t just an Australian phenomenon. I first noticed the possibility of reverse discrimination against men in the US in 2023. The furore over nationwide anti-Israel protests had drawn attention the most elite American universities: Harvard, MIT, Columbia and Pennsylvania. These are universities whose Nobel prize recipients are dominated by men, and yet I was surprised to learn that all four had female presidents.
My journalist friend Helen Andrews caused quite a stir in October on the publication of her essay, The Great Feminisation, which warned that the new-found dominance of women in law, medicine, politics and (in a few years) the corporate world would change society for the worse. Andrews argued that “female group dynamics (favoured) consensus and co-operation”, which wasn’t at all conductive to risk-taking and leadership. “In short, men wage conflict openly while women covertly undermine or ostracise their enemies.”
“If wokeness really is the result of the Great Feminisation,” she argued, “then the eruption of insanity in 2020 was just a small taste of what the future holds. Imagine what will happen as the remaining men age out of these society-shaping professions and the younger, more feminised generations take full control.”
I’m not sure about this thesis, but it’s surely time to stop the routine bleating about discrimination against women when, evidently and increasingly, it is the opposite.

Killer's not sure? Killer's troubled by the thoughts of a womyn ?

The pond's sure of one thing. Its contractual obligation had been triggered ...




After that, Killer could just manage one final bleat ...

Andrews’s view is no doubt in the minority. When the Liberal parties recently changed leaders in NSW and Victoria they opted for women, hoping it would give them a better chance at victory.
Some people argue it’s only right that men be discriminated against systematically given the centuries of obvious sexism and discrimination women have endured. But it’s hard to see how this helps the “social cohesion” Anthony Albanese says his government is so keen to foster.
Adam Creighton is chief economist at the Institute of Public Affairs.

Ah yes, cats and dogs and all that and bloody wonym and you won't see any of that nonsense at the IPA ...



Oh noes, way too many womyn ...

And now the pond must note that there's a new Killer in town, celebrated in The Atlantic...

The Murder of The Washington Post
Today’s layoffs are the latest attempt to kill what makes the paper special.(*archive link)
By Ashley Parker
We’re witnessing a murder.
Jeff Bezos, the billionaire owner of The Washington Post, and Will Lewis, the publisher he appointed at the end of 2023, are embarking on the latest step of their plan to kill everything that makes the paper special. The Post has survived for nearly 150 years, evolving from a hometown family newspaper into an indispensable national institution, and a pillar of the democratic system. But if Bezos and Lewis continue down their present path, it may not survive much longer.
Over recent years, they’ve repeatedly cut the newsroom—killing its Sunday magazine, reducing the staff by several hundred, nearly halving the Metro desk—without acknowledging the poor business decisions that led to this moment or providing a clear vision for the future. This morning, executive editor Matt Murray and HR chief Wayne Connell told the newsroom staff in an early-morning virtual meeting that it was closing the Sports department and Books section, ending its signature podcast, and dramatically gutting the International and Metro departments, in addition to staggering cuts across all teams. Post leadership—which did not even have the courage to address their staff in person—then left everyone to wait for an email letting them know whether or not they had a job. (Lewis, who has already earned a reputation for showing up late to work when he showed up at all, did not join the Zoom.)

The Bulwark was also distressed, and at some length ...

The Washington Post Dies in Daylight
Civic vandalism and the mutilation of a great paper.
Jonathan V. Last

...The short version is that in 2023, Jeff Bezos hired Will Lewis as publisher for the Post. As a business decision, the hire made no sense. Lewis was a disgraced Brit with no experience in American media and no track record of success in digital publishing. He was a reliable hack, though: He would do whatever he was told and clearly he had been told to make the paper friendlier to Donald Trump, no matter the cost.
Lewis’s tenure has been an unbroken streak of failure. Every single initiative he has undertaken became a cost-sink: The “third newsroom”; the pivot to Trump; the remaking of the Opinion section; the creation of an aggregator called “Ripple”; and, finally, the restructuring of the paper.
With each passing month, the Post’s financial losses snowballed under Lewis. And yet he is still at the Post.1
If a newspaper’s publisher makes a bunch of decisions that lose money, and then the owner keeps the publisher while firing the staff who puts out the paper—none of this is really about the money, is it?
Jeff Bezos is worth something like $250 billion. This past weekend he chose to lose about $60 million on a worshipful film about Melania Trump. In 2019 he spent $5 million on a 30-second ad for the Washington Post during the Super Bowl.2 He has spent $40 million building a clock inside a mountain that will supposedly keep time for 10,000 years.3
A man like Jeff Bezos does not do anything because he has to. It has been decades since he was constrained by anything other than his own desires. What happened to the Washington Post over the last three years happened for one reason and one reason only: Because Jeff Bezos wanted it to be so.
Because he gets off on civic vandalism.
It would be nice if some other billionaire would buy the Post from Bezos. But that’s not going to happen as long as we live in an authoritarian context, because owning a media company is not safe unless you are a supplicant to the regime.
All of which leaves us in a bad place. The free market will not save the Post, because its owner is immune to market signals. Politics will not save the Post, because so long as Republican voters demand authoritarianism, no one can own a media outlet without taking on outsized risk. As sad as it is to admit, the Washington Post is beyond help.

Ruth Marcus, who had skin in the game, also had a go for The New Yorker:

How Jeff Bezos Brought Down the Washington Post
The Amazon founder bought the paper to save it. Instead, with a mass layoff, he’s forced it into severe decline.
By Ruth Marcus (*archive link)

...I spent more than forty years at the Post, as a reporter, an editor, an editorial writer, and a columnist. I resigned last March, after Bezos announced that the Opinions section, where I worked, would henceforth be concentrating on the twin pillars of “personal liberties and free markets.” More alarming, Bezos advised, “Viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others.” We had been an opinion section reflecting a wide range of views—which Bezos himself had encouraged. It seemed obvious that this change was deeply misguided.
I had written a column critical of the non-endorsement decision several months earlier. The paper published it without any substantive changes. But, when I wrote a column disagreeing with the no-dissent-allowed dictum, I was told that Lewis had killed it—it apparently didn’t meet the “high bar” for the Post to write about itself—and declined my request to meet. I submitted my letter of resignation. A new editorial-page editor went on to shift both unsigned editorials and signed opinion columns dramatically to the right, to the point that no liberal columnists remain. One recent editorial praised the President’s plan for a new ballroom and excused his unauthorized bulldozing of the East Wing, saying that “the blueprints would have faced death by a thousand papercuts.” Another endorsed the move to rename the Defense Department the Department of War as “a worthy blow against government euphemism.” There are some editorials critical of Trump, but the inclination to fawning praise is unmistakable. Had I not defenestrated myself, I would, no doubt, have been advised to take my buyout and go.

Ruth even dragged in one of the pond's favourite movies ...

...Writing in the Columbia Journalism Review in 2024, Steven Waldman suggested that Bezos follow a similar course. “ ‘Nonprofit’ does not mean ‘losing money,’ ” Waldman wrote. “Nonprofit news organizations can sell ads, offer subscriptions, and take donations. Done well, it is an especially strong business model, because it provides an extra revenue stream (philanthropy) and is deeply embedded in serving the community.” My quibble with Waldman’s pitch is that he asked Bezos to ante up a paltry hundred million. When Bezos purchased the Post, his net worth was about twenty-five billion; it is now an estimated two hundred fifty billion. Why not one per cent of that for the Post, enough to sustain the paper indefinitely? A pipe dream, I know, but this arrangement would make Bezos the savior of the Post, not the man who presided over its demise.
In the 1941 movie “Citizen Kane,” Charles Foster Kane, a newspaper publisher who, like Bezos, is one of the richest men in the world, is confronted by his legal guardian, Walter Thatcher, about the folly of funding his paper. “Honestly, my boy, don’t you think it’s rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise, this Inquirer that’s costing you a million dollars a year?” Thatcher demands. “You’re right, Mr. Thatcher. I did lose a million dollars last year,” Kane replies. “I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I’ll have to close this place in sixty years.” Update Kane’s outlays to assume losses of a hundred million annually, in perpetuity. By that math, Bezos would have more than two millennia before needing to turn out the lights

What a dream, what a rich fantasy life. As if Bezos has much on his mind apart from Rosebud and perhaps turning his body into a teddy bear temple ...

The pond was reminded of an ancient, still relevant Koan ...Time to Die

Jeff, the billionaire Amazon Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious newspaper, a rare antique. Jeff happened to break this newspaper and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the newspaper behind him. When this teacher appeared, Jeff asked: “Why do people have to die?”
“This is natural,” explained the older man. “Everything has to die and has just so long to live.”
Jeff producing the shattered newspaper, adding: “It was time for the newspaper to die.”

Now that's an ingenious Killer, a man with such an insatiable lust for money he'd kill anything when the mood takes him.

He gave us Melania, what more could we want?

The pond is content, so long as The Bulwark allows Will Sommer occasionally outside the paywall, as they did with... 

A Shocking Sex Scandal Rocks the Trad Right
Sex, lies, and audiotape—and the hypocrisy of the trad lifestyle project.

After a day toiling in the reptile hive mind, what better way to find a little release?

The online right has been shaken this week by a recording that suggests far-right podcaster Elijah Schaffer—one of the biggest proponents of traditional or “trad” family values—may have had an affair. Even more scandalous: that the affair was with his employee Sarah Stock, an e-girl (1) and influencer so ostensibly traditional that her marriage was blessed by the pope himself.
One MAGA figure has dubbed it the “trad hoe scandal.” Others have said it’s proof you can never trust an “e-girl.” Many more are starting to suspect that their trad heroes may not be so trad after all.

Footnote (I):

Generally speaking, “e-girls” are very online women who are seen as appealing to men via their appearance, like they’re internet girlfriends. Given the pervasive misogyny of the online right, just about any woman involved in far-right politics—heck, just about any woman who develops an online following—will end up getting called an “e-girl.”

And that's just the beginning of a romp though the foothills and mountains of the deeply weird.

And that's where the pastie Hastie saw his future?

It's a barking mad rabbit hole which only the brave will venture down with Alice...

And so to one last thought, never mentioned in the Australian Daily Zionist News, courtesy of Wilcox ...



What a gormless, gutless government it is ...


Thursday, February 05, 2026

In which petulant Peta's odious presence means the pond can only offer bits and pieces, odds and lizard Oz ends, bits and reptile bobs ...


Okay, it's Thursday, which means the lizard Oz is always ruined by the odious presence of petulant Peta.

Please allow the pond to continue to expand is reputation as a home for Murdochian lore by referencing The New Yorker ...

How the Murdoch Family Built an Empire—and Remade the News
Today, the name represents a story of profit and power unlike any other. But tracing the genealogy of Murdoch sleaze requires a long memory. (*archive link)
By Andrew O'Hagan

It's an oft-told story of depravity, and sad to say, the tabloid junk down under and the lizard Oz and that pale domestic imitation of Faux Noise aren't even mentioned, so only a few teaser trailers are required to titillate interest ...

...James was the “liberal” one, “the moral conscience of the family,” according to Sherman, or, as Wolff writes, the son who planned “to grow the Fox News brand beyond the U.S. cable market and to move it away from partisan political news.” Lachlan, the older brother and the current heir apparent, embodies a different type entirely. Like his former friend Tucker Carlson, he can be all steak and doughnuts one minute and all fiery Hell the next. After Roger Ailes was removed from Fox News, in 2016, over sexual-harassment allegations, Lachlan cut the brake lines of what was already a speeding train of misinformation, pushing American journalism further into alternative reality than even his father and his lieutenants had dared. However trashy they may have been, the British tabloids were occasionally funny, but Lachlan’s operation became something darker—a purveyor of apocalyptic doom-mongering, the sort that courses through Donald Trump’s mind, where America is a place of perpetual rape, murder, conspiracy, and terror. Lachlan, coming from a blushless world of billionaire-speak, never pretended interest in the rolled-up-sleeves world of journalism. Having outfought his siblings and aligned his father with his own vision, Lachlan now takes for granted his father’s core business insight: that great fortunes can be made from audiences who prefer their reality falsified.

And again (spoiler alert, it's the closer), after noting just how much Succession got right:

...In life as in art, it was a battle for control in which nobody truly won, because nobody ended up owning what Rupert Murdoch had spent seven decades building. The family imploded, and there’s something almost novelistic in the trajectory—from cramped newspaper offices in Adelaide and Fleet Street to Lachlan Murdoch as the custodian of a journalistic enterprise’s fetid remains. Several generations have brought it to a state of sordid dereliction.
Let’s not forget, though, that Lachlan’s Princeton dissertation was “A Study of Freedom and Morality in Kant’s Practical Philosophy.” Granted, the categorical imperative—the great Prussian philosopher’s blueprint for moral action—isn’t likely to illuminate Fox News’s festering relationship with Donald Trump, or the enterprise of turning civic life into an ongoing platform for outrage. But maybe it’s fitting that the language of freedom and morality should buckle before the family’s talent for making reality pliable. To read about the Murdochs is to gain a lesson about punitive ambition, about men who expect the world to yield to their hand-me-down egos. Lachlan has been a good son, in a way, returning to his father’s side before the old man departs, but a look at his journalism proves that he has respected only the worst parts of the family legacy. In the arc from the Gallipoli Letter to Fox News’s prime-time carnival of grievance, the Murdochs’ bleak achievement is having shown how easily morality, like truth, becomes something to be invoked when useful, ignored when inconvenient, bent when resisted, and discarded the moment it no longer pays.

And speaking of having reality falsified, please permit the pond to give petulant Peta the former prince Andy's Royal order of the boot ...

Commentary by Peta Credlin
The Liberal Party’s crisis is deeper than leadership: without a clear purpose or contrast with Labor, it risks being hollowed out as voters drift not to the centre, but to One Nation.

If standing for knighthoods and complete incompetence is a guide, best not have a guide.

Talk about a  headline nightmare on Oz street ...




Why do the reptiles keep on leading with a man who managed, somewhat carelessly, not only to lose government, but his seat?

Why is he seen as the magic go to man? For those silly enough to care ...

EXCLUSIVE
John Howard has made an 11th-hour intervention to prevent an all-but-inevitable Coalition split, telling Sussan Ley she must prioritise reunification and offer concessions if necessary.
By Sarah Ison and Dennis Shanahan

The lettuce had left the game, but there was sudden hope for the daughter of lettuce who had accepted the baton, and was desperately upholding the proud tradition of battling lettuces...

Former Liberal prime minister John Howard has told Sussan Ley she must prioritise the reunification of the Coalition and make “concessions” to Nationals leader David Littleproud if necessary, in an 11th-hour intervention on an all-but-inevitable split between the two conservative parties.

It's always the woman who has to accept the domestic violence?

Jack the Insider tried marriage counselling...

When you’re losing votes to a woman who grills a steak on a sandwich maker, it’s clear the Coalition rupture is beyond trust exercises. Jack the Insider stands ready for the intervention.
By Jack the Insider
Columnist

The only notable feature in his attempt at whimsy - down at the usual insider level - was the opening snap...a desperate and pathetic uncredited collage featuring the odd couple ...




If the pond wanted a whimsical comment on what ails politics, it would turn to Wilcox ...




The point is, it's all become so unseemly and pathetic that the reptiles are at a complete loss, and the pond has become terminally bored, and so dangerously low on content.

As a result, the pond had to pretend to take an interest in the bouffant one over on the extreme right making a break from Sarah and musing on their EXCLUSIVE ...

Here again the pond could have stopped at the opening snap and the pastie Hastie ...




Instead, possessing a little ticker absent in the weird creationist spawn, the pond plunged in ...

The header: Like a Tzu in here: MPs try Art of War before sun sets on farce; Parliamentary question time has descended into political theatre as opposition MPs brandish copies of The Art of War and Othello amid the Coalition’s dramatic split.
The caption for the weird creationist spawn warrior who lacked the ticker: Liberal MP Andrew Hastie with a copy of the Art of War in question time on Wednesday. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman

The poor old bouffant one could only manage a three minute read, with absolutely no distracting illustrations:

Anthony Albanese sensibly pulled back from the full frontal humorous humiliation of the dysfunctional Liberals and Nationals in the second parliamentary sitting question time this week but couldn’t resist a stinging finale ­directed at the political games being played before his eyes.
With the awkward backbench seating for Nationals leader David Littleproud and his colleagues putting the reality of a Coalition split on full display – and amid continuing rumblings about the Liberal leadership of Sussan Ley – the Prime Minister grabbed the chance to take another swipe at the opposition.
The Prime Minister – aware that Tuesday’s comic antics and guffaws from government ministers and MPs skewering the fractured Coalition on the day an interest rate rise was ­announced projected the image of an uncaring and frivolous team not focused on cost-of-living plan – played down the satirical basting on Wednesday.
After seeing a report on The Australian’s PoliticsNow blog that withdrawn Liberal leadership contender Andrew Hastie had conspicuously put a copy of Sun Tzu’s ancient military strategy text The Art of War on his desk Albanese couldn’t resist. He got Labor’s leader of the House, Tony Burke, to deliver a coup de grace.
What’s more, Hastie’s parliamentary neighbour, LNP MP Garth Hamilton, had a worn copy of Shakespeare’s Othello, which contains a portrayal of the bard’s most manipulative and duplicitous character, Iago.

Sheesh, they really are a childish bunch ...




Burke detailed the defections from the Nationals and the departures from the Coalition, as well as shadow ministry insurrections, and played to Hastie’s helpful hint. That prompted his opposition counterpart, Alex Hawke, to move a gag motion that forced a division, which radically demonstrated the thinned ranks of the Liberals and Nationals.
Leaving his desk during the division, Hastie took with him The Art of War, which offers timeless advice on power, patience and the value of choosing the right time to act, or not act at all.
Barnaby Joyce milked the division as some MPs joked about the One Nation MP being “united” with his erstwhile Nationals’ colleagues during the vote.
Across the aisle Nationals MP Llew O’Brien, who has threatened to quit the party if the contentious guns and antisemitic laws are not repealed, had his own piece of performative theatre when he went and sat next to Joyce, his old Nationals leader and now its most famous defector, for a cosy chat. O’Brien went further afield to gladhand another Nationals defector, independent Andrew Gee in front of the cameras and parliamentary audience.
At the same time, in the Senate, the Liberals were moving to boot Nationals senators off parliamentary committees.
The Nationals’ leader in the Senate, Bridget McKenzie, vowed they would seek to hold on to all their committee spots regardless of the Coalition split.
“Our communities need and deserve on parliamentary committees. We pull our weight. Often, we pull more than our weight on those committees and do the heavy lifting, and we look forward to continuing to participate on the behalf of the people we represent,” McKenzie said.
During all these antics and ­pettifogging, the fate of the Coalition hinged on a letter Littleproud had sent to Ley setting out conditions for a reunification.

You mean?




After all of this Liberal Party elder, former prime minister and successful Coalition leader John Howard had some stern words for both parties and clear advice to Ley.
“My view is that both sides have to stop the pit picking over minutiae and concentrate on reforming the Coalition which is the political imperative that transcends all else,” Howard said.
“There’s no point in debating what has happened in the last two weeks and the priority must be the reforming of the Coalition.
“The Nationals are entitled to some concessions and a proper process involving decisions by the shadow cabinet and joint party room must be followed.”
Enough of the antics, minutiae and performative theatre.

Why was this deeply pathetic? 

Trained parrot as he was, that he is, all the bouffant one could do was provide an echo of little Johnny:

...the nation’s second longest-serving prime minister and Coalition leader said it was clear both sides needed to “stop the nit-picking over minutiae” and put aside the differences that arose over the past two weeks.
“Both sides have to … concentrate on reforming the Coalition which is the political imperative that transcends all else,” Mr Howard told The Australian.
“There’s no point in debating what has happened in the last two weeks and the priority must be the reforming of the Coalition.
“Conservative politics work best when there is a functioning Coalition which overall has the same views on economic policy.”

Do the reptiles think this incessant fluff gathering and navel gazing might be helping, not to mention this oft repeated, inane visual reminder of the state of things ...




Why not some real comedy gold?




Meanwhile, the reptiles had another EXCLUSIVE ...

EXCLUSIVE
Top barrister for antisemitism inquiry has daughter who led pro-Palestine campus protests
The daughter of the senior counsel appointed to the Antisemitism Royal Commission led pro-Palestine protests and condemned Israel’s ‘ethnic cleansing’ at the University of Sydney.
By James Dowling

Deeply pathetic and offensive, even by Australian Daily Zionist News standards, and as it's clear that the reptiles are in favour of the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, the pond will walk on by ... with yet another reminder of the ethnic cleansing going down, via this note from Haaretz ...




What else? In the absence of the bromancer, it was left to Jennings of the fifth form and sundry other reptiles to get their knickers in a reef knot and blather on about defence ...

Defence Minister Richard Marles wants to sell 68 military properties for $3bn, but it is no substitute for lifting the budget and weakens Australia’s defence capabilities.
By Peter Jennings
Contributor

The opening snap seemed to undercut his thesis, though perhaps those guns might come in handy if a few drones appeared over Melbourne ...




Oh yes, those guns will make short work of any hovering drones, though for some reason the pond was reminded of visiting Queenscliff over the Xmas break ...




Taught those bloody Ruskis a lesson - perhaps we could offer the guns to Ukraine, currently in dire straits at 25° below, no thanks to sociopathic terrorist Vlad - but sadly that was all the pond could take of Jennings of the fifth form. Off to the intermittent archive with him.

The pond couldn't take any of Jenny's contribution ...

The Defence Estate Audit promises reform, but by cutting bases before resolving mobilisation, reserves and service roles, it risks locking strategic weakness into Australia’s defence posture.
By Jennifer Parker

She just had a vintage chopper for her opening snap ...and it was left to Ian to remind the pond of another colonial artefact that would surely have Xi shaking in his boots ...

The proposed sale of Sydney’s Victoria Barracks is not reform but retreat, risking the erasure of a living military landmark that anchors the army’s history, culture and public presence.
By Ian Langford

The image at the top of his piece no doubt terrified Chairman Xi, because it showed Australia at the top of its colonial game ...




We're supposed to be devising an armed force acting with mobility and guerrilla tactics designed to make the country secure, taking our lessons from mighty Ukraine, and making any attempt to invade too costly to contemplate?

And instead we hunger for colonial museum pieces and ancient weapons, and imagine somehow spending big on AUKUS subs delivered on a never never plan will do it for us? Good luck with all that ...




And so to the final item up for discussion, though the pond will have to pass over the rumbles fromRumbelow of The Times...

Reading the files is like taking the back off the world clock. We see behind the grand facade usually presented by men who run the planet, in government, academia, royalty and business, from presidents to Andrew the former prince.
By Helen Rumbelow

As usual, King Donald manages to escape with just one major reference, and then without mention of Epstein being his best buddy for a decade or more ...

In 2005 Access Hollywood recorded a conversation with Donald Trump saying, “When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” It was met with public condemnation, not only in Trump’s reduction of women to a seizeable part, but in his impunity. That condemnation did not reach the private messages of the network of men the files show were centred on Epstein.
Andres Serrano emailed Epstein three days after the Access Hollywood tape was released in October 2016, saying, “I was prepared to vote against Trump for all the right reasons.” Serrano is a New York artist whose photographs include those of women bound by the wrists and splattered in blood. “But so disgusted by the outrage over ‘grab them by the pussy’,” Serrano continued, “that I may give him my sympathy vote.” Epstein responds minutes later: “No good choice, how are u.”

Um, that condemnation didn't reach King Donald, nor did it reach American voters - twice! - while Chairman Rupert fondled his balls in a John Oliver way.

The pond will stick to Michael Wolff, who keeps insisting there's a lot of King Donald below the Epstein water ...




The lizard Oz editorialist managed the same feat in a lengthy rant that did as much to obscure as to reveal ...




See that?

King Donald mentioned just twice, with just a polite suggestion that he needs to do better.

Really? Shouldn't he be best, and reveal the dirt on service-evading Melania?




Never mind, it's been an itty bitty day, and the pond apologises for its itty bitty coverage, but that's what often happens when petulant Peta hovers into view...

Perhaps there should be a time out on proceedings.

The pond recently watched both parts of Wicked, and while conceding that the second part is weaker than the first, still enjoyed the romp enormously. Get lost dullard movie ponces.

It perhaps would have been better with some trims as a single four hour or so presentation, but the second part did have a nice musical outing, sung by Zeus, with impeccable, almost prescient lyrics ...

[Wizard of Oz, aka Zeus, in a throaty style worthy of King Donald, with backing by Chairman Rupert]
Take it from a wise old carny
Once folks buy into your blarney
It becomes the thing they'll most hold onto
Once they've swallowed sham and hokum
Facts and logic won't unchoke 'em
They'll go on believing what they want to
Show them exactly what's the score
They'll just believe it even more

"Wonderful"
They called me "Wonderful"
So I said, "Wonderful"
If you insist

"Wonderful"
I will be wonderful

[Galinda aka Glinda, with the Wizard]
Believe me, it's hard to rеsist
'Cause it feels wonderful

[Glinda]
They think hе's wonderful

[Wizard]
Hey, look who's wonderful
This foreclose on black renters-fed hick
Who said, "It might be keen
To build a Trumpy arts centre fully mean
And a wonderful arch 250 foot tall of gold brick"

[WIzard, spoken]
You know, we could be like a—, like a family, all on the make
You know, I never really had a family, not one totally on the take

[Elphaba, spoken]
Lucky you

[Wizard, spoken]
That's why I've wanted to give the citizens of Trumpyland everything

[Eliphaba, spoken]
So you lied to them?

[Wizard]
The truth is not a thing of fact or reason
The truth is just what everyone agrees on
You know, alternative facts supplied in season ...

[Wizard, spoken]
You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren't true
You know what we call it?

[singing]
A man's called a traitor or liberator
A rich man's a thief or philanthropist
Is one an invader or noble crusader?
It's all in which label is able to persist
There are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities
So we act as though they don't exist .

Imagine the pond's shock then that Luckovich should keep on defaming witches when everyone knows that it's wizards and knavish kings that are the problem ... and more than a bucket of water is needed ...




No, no, Mr Luckovich, give Eliphaba a break ... and keep those comments and ditties flowing...

Wednesday, February 04, 2026

No way anyone can make a ditty out of "Ned's" pompous natter, and Dame Groan's needy whining ...


After a brief fawning over SloMo, the reptiles decided to throw the clap happy liar from the Shire under the bus ...




The intermittent archive is more intermittent than usual this day, but what the hell ...

EXCLUSIVE
Morrison’s men threw me under Brittany bus: Brown
In explosive Federal Court documents, former Liberal staffer Fiona Brown has accused Scott Morrison and his senior advisers of silencing her and destroying her career during the Brittany Higgins scandal.

Stop right there ...



Even worse, the authors?

Fiona Brown’s explosive lawsuit exposes betrayal by Scott Morrison’s office
Janet Albrechtsen and Stephen Rice

Stop right there.

For months now, the pond has considered anything soiled by Dame Slap as unreadable, and only reproducible at the risk of promoting brain damage as a lifestyle choice... 

This outing took a bigly thirteen minutes to plough through, or so the reptiles said, and the pond couldn't take it.

The pond is so far beyond matters relating to the Lehrmann scandal, as channeled by Dame Slap, that it took a considerable effort just to note this latest reptile venture.

The pond's ill-feeling towards Dame Slap was enhanced by her column this day ...

Europe’s decade of migration disorder a reminder Howard was ahead of the times
As John Howard’s prime ministership turns 30, Europe’s migration reckoning shows why his tough but fair border controls worked — and why elites ignore public concern at their peril.
By Janet Albrechtsen
Columnist

Could the pond summon the strength to indulge Dame Slap in lying rodent worship, with the bonus of bashing furriners?

Nah, that's way too much Slappingaround the head.

There's only so much bigotry the pond can stand ...

The challenges of migration – along with its costs and benefits – need to be tackled openly and honestly. When there is a vacuum at the top on issues that directly affect our lives, voters will look elsewhere for someone who speaks in plain English.

Actually the pond has always found French and Italian to be mellifluous languages, though perhaps an honest "bullsh*t" sounds more exotic in other tongues (*google bot aware). 

C'est des conneries just doesn't have the right ring to it, even when the besotted Dame proposes to be open and honest, while la porcheria sounds like an insult to a loved animal. 

Perhaps Sono tutte stronzate!" or "È una cazzata!"?

Whatever, the pond feels pleased that there have been other contributors to Australia than some Danish or Germanic blonde princess.

Luckily, after an extended absence (or so it seems) nattering "Ned" has returned to grind pond correspondents into the ground ...

With "Ned" clocking in at a mighty ten minutes, massive tedium and ennui was guaranteed. Here no ditties, no ditties here, and no hope either ...



The header: One Nation surge won’t save the right; it only helps Labor; Pauline Hanson’s surge is fracturing the centre-right — but it isn’t hurting Labor. History and polling show One Nation weakens the Coalition and entrenches Albanese.

The caption for the snap helping "Ned" promote attention to fake red hair:  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is surging in the polls, but its rise is weakening the centre-right rather than threatening Labor. Picture: Dean Martin

"Ned" erupting about Pauline? 

Begin the great nodding off now ..

The eruption of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation to seize the polling lead from the former Coalition partners testifies to the fracturing of centre-right politics – yet the electoral meaning and policy consequences seem mired in abject confusion or outright denial.
There is no secret about the consequences. They have been on repeated display going back 30 years to the 1998 election, when One Nation polled 8.4 per cent of the primary vote and briefly threatened John Howard’s re-election at the famous GST election.
After the election Liberal federal director Lynton Crosby calculated that 67 per cent of One Nation voters came from the Coalition but only 53 per cent preferenced the Coalition in return – so One Nation operated as a net voting transfer from Coalition to Labor. A relieved Crosby post-election said Labor tacticians had seen One Nation as the potential “vehicle to The Lodge” for Labor leader Kim Beazley. Nothing has changed fundamentally in nearly 30 years.
Yet the setting is different. Our politics is far more fractured today than in 1998, disillusionment with the established political system is greater, and hostility towards the so-called parties of government is far more potent. Most analysts would probably think One Nation will poll higher than 8.4 per cent at the next federal election compared with its 1998 vote.
During the 1998 campaign, the prime minister was campaigning outside Gladesville Public School in his electorate when a One Nation worker said to him: “I hope you win.” An exasperated Howard pointed to the preference recommendation against him in his own seat and asked: “Well, what are you doing this for?” The One Nation worker said he had to follow the preference allocation against sitting MPs. Howard shot back: “How can you do this and say you want me to get back?” He felt there was a collective madness at work.
The collective madness is still at work, only on a much greater scale.

Hang on, hang on, isn't it just the collective madness cultivated by the reptiles in the hive mind?



Carry on ...

It is on display every day scattered across the right-wing media and social media in this country. The right-wing shock jocks and their legions on social media loathe the Albanese government while praising and promoting Pauline Hanson; the assumption being that “shaking up our politics” as exemplified by Hanson’s surge is the best way to threaten or destroy the dominance of Anthony Albanese.
The argument is fallacious. Backing in the Hanson vote has two sure impacts – it weakens the centre-right of politics and it helps to consolidate Albanese. Have you watched Albanese’s response? He can hardly believe his good fortune. The right-wing support for Hanson isn’t hurting Albanese, it’s helping him. It’s a rare event when your enemies are helping you, but Labor today benefits from that rare event.
If you want to grasp the madness engulfing the centre-right in this country, here is a good place to start. One Nation is a catalyst for centre-right disruption, which cynics would brand as panic. It contributes to the devastating loss of confidence within the right, it exposes the weaknesses of Sussan Ley and, in particular, David Littleproud as leaders, it was the sinister chorus to the busting of the Coalition, and it accentuates the political civil war within the right wing over policy and belief.

What's profoundly disturbing isn't "Ned's"usual level of hysteria so much as the parsimonious way the reptiles only managed to interrupt with just three snaps, starting with this anodyne one, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, whose Labor government continues to benefit from preference flows as One Nation rises. Picture: NewsWire / Martin Ollman



Perhaps the reptiles thought that the smirk would set "Ned" off, but does he really need that sort of prop? 



Surely his desire to parade his preening pompous portentousness is a enough of a motiviation ...

Its real impact is revealed in the recent Newspolls and the Financial Review Redbridge/Accent Research poll that show despite the doubling and then tripling of One Nation’s primary vote, Labor’s overall lead on the two-party-preferred vote – the vote that counts – has either increased or been maintained from its huge May 2025 election victory.
The message is clear: Hanson’s revolution is primarily a vote transfer within centre-right politics against the Liberal and National parties and not a vote transfer from Labor to the centre-right. It is a crisis for the right, not a crisis for Labor.
Consider Newspoll over September to November last year when Hanson’s vote rose to the 11-15 per cent zone. At the same time Labor’s two-party-preferred lead surged to a massive 57-58 per cent to 43-42 per cent for the Coalition.
In the January poll, influenced by the Bondi massacre that saw Labor’s primary vote fall to 32 per cent while One Nation rose to 22 per cent (just ahead of the Coalition), Labor’s two-party-preferred lead was still the same as the May 2025 election. As the Bondi factor fades and Labor’s primary support rises again, the Albanese government’s two-party-preferred vote will lift again – and remember, such increases come on top of Labor’s greatest-ever result in 2025.
Consider the Financial Review poll this week that had One Nation’s vote at a mammoth 26 per cent compared with a dismal Coalition outcome at 19 per cent – yet Labor’s two-party-preferred lead was an immense 56-44 per cent, a better result than Labor secured at its 2025 victory. This was despite Hanson having the best favourability rating of any political leader – her net favourability was minus three, with Albanese at minus 10 and Ley at minus 32. The lesson: the higher Hanson goes, the more the Coalition falls and the stronger Albanese gets via the preference system.
Optimists arguing that the combined Liberal, National and One Nation primary vote shows the centre-right is threatening Labor are running a phony proposition. As explained by analyst Antony Green on his blog, it’s all about preferences. Labor enjoys Green preferences running at around 85 per cent or higher, and that’s entrenched over time. One Nation preferences to the Coalition parties don’t remotely match this. Historically, they have been in the 50s but at the 2025 election they reached 74.5 per cent, not enough to prevent a Coalition election wipe-out.
Green highlights the related problem – One Nation preferences to the Coalition parties are higher in Liberal and National seats, not in Labor seats they need to win. Here’s the arithmetic fact: the only way the rise of One Nation can become a centre-right plus is to achieve a much higher preference flow between the Hanson party and the former Coalition parties – and there is no sign of this happening.
Unfortunately, there is precious little satire about our politics today. Pity. One Nation invites satire as being a retirement centre for political has-beens and failures. It is the home for Hanson’s last grasp, for Barnaby Joyce in his desperate self-interested quest to stay relevant, and for the long forgotten Cory Bernardi, surely giddy from his repeated changes of allegiance.

Hang on, hang on, didn't the oscillating fan once welcome Barners back in the lizard Oz in Barnaby Joyce's detractors are blinded by their disdain for the man?

Wasn't Tamworth's ineradicable shame once celebrated by the bromancer?





How the glory days have gone ...

Let’s confront the brutal truths. One Nation is not strong enough to have any role in executive government but it is strong enough to deny executive government to the former Coalition parties. It remains a grievance lobby and its recent success is driven by the rise of multiple grievances, notably anger about the divisions and ineptitude within the Liberal and National parties. It has no viable policies for office, but thrives on branding and slogans, thereby exploiting the demise of our national policy conversation while it seeks to leverage the alarming gulf between regional and urban Australia.
The prospect of a transformed centre-right with three parties – Liberal, One Nation and National – contains grave dangers for the country. It means One Nation looms larger on the centre-right in power, media and symbolic terms. It will compromise and contaminate the centre-right. While conservatives will declare centre-right voters are becoming more conservative, much of urban Australia will look at a Hanson-influenced centre-right and say “no thanks”.

Let's confront the brutal truth. 

The pond is only in this because it put a motza on the lettuce, and now we're into February and the lettuce is badly wilting, and Susssan is feeling the power of "s", Coalition leaders Sussan Ley, pictured, and David Littleproud face mounting pressure as One Nation siphons votes from the centre-right. Picture: Thomas Lisson



The poor lettuce, fancy knowing your hopes had faded to the point where the beefy boofhead from down Goulburn way was your last hope...



Why it's a fate worse than that of a whale stranded on the Hume highway, and exposed to fiendish windmills.

Sadly, that was the last visual distraction, and yet somehow "Ned" seemed to think that the pond should join the hive mind and care about the fate of a party that in recent years had tossed up an NBN harming Malware, an onion muncher gone nuts for knights, and a clap happy liar from the shire as ways to ruin the country?

With a shrug, with a gesture of bewilderment and sense of loss, the pond realised it had nowhere to go but "Ned's" verbiage ...without even the distraction of a giant-sized popcorn bucket needed while watching a movie about Melania... the saltier, the butterier, the more heart-attack inducing, the better ...

The Liberals will not survive unless they regain seats in urban Australia, and the higher the One Nation profile, the more Hanson looks a rival conservative leader, the more the Liberals will be contaminated in a centre-right troika where they need to separate themselves from Hanson yet also win back the voters they have lost.
Reconstituting a viable Coalition, if possible, is one of many steps needed to salvage centre-right politics.
There is no secret about the consequences. They have been on repeated display going back 30 years to the 1998 election when One Nation polled 8.4 per cent of the primary vote and briefly threatened John Howard’s re-election at the famous GST election.
After the election Liberal Federal Director, Lynton Crosby, calculated that 67 per cent of One Nation voters came from the Coalition but only 53 per cent preferenced the Coalition in return – so One Nation operated as a net voting transfer from Coalition to Labor. A relieved Crosby post-election said Labor tacticians had seen One Nation as the potential “vehicle to the Lodge” for Labor leader, Kim Beazley. Nothing has changed fundamentally in nearly 30 years.
Yet the setting is different. Our politics is far more fractured today than in 1998, disillusionment with the established political system is greater and hostility towards the so-called parties of government is far more potent. Most analysts would probably think One Nation will poll higher than 8.4 per cent at the next federal election compared with its 1998 vote.
During the 1998 campaign the prime minister was campaigning outside Gladesville public school in his electorate when a One Nation worker said to him: “I hope you win.” An exasperated Howard pointed to the preference recommendation against him in his own seat and asked: “Well, what are you doing this for?” The One Nation worker said he had to follow the preference allocation against sitting MPs. Howard shot back: “How can you do this and say you want me to get back?” He felt there was a collective madness at work.
The collective madness is still at work, only on a much greater scale.
It is on display every day scattered across the right-wing media and social media in this country. The right-wing shock jocks and their legions on social media loath the Albanese government while praising and promoting Pauline Hanson, the assumption being that “shaking up our politics” as exemplified by Hanson’s surge is the best way to threaten or destroy the dominance of Anthony Albanese.
The argument is fallacious. Backing in the Hanson vote has two sure impacts – it weakens the centre-right of politics and it helps to consolidate Albanese. Have you watched Albanese’s response? He can hardly believe his good fortune. The right-wing support for Hanson isn’t hurting Albanese, it’s helping him. It’s a rare event when your enemies are helping you, but Labor today benefits from that rare event.
If you want to grasp the madness engulfing the centre-right in this country, here is a good place to start. One Nation is a catalyst for centre-right disruption, which cynics would brand as panic. It contributes to the devastating loss of confidence within the right, it exposes the weaknesses of Sussan Ley and, in particular, David Littleproud as leaders, it was the sinister chorus to the busting of the Coalition and it accentuates the political civil war within the right-wing over policy and belief.
Its real impact is revealed in the recent Newspolls and the Financial Review Redbridge/Accent Research poll that show despite the doubling and then tripling of One Nation’s primary vote, Labor’s overall lead on the two-party preferred vote – the vote that counts – has either increased or been maintained from its huge May 2025 election victory.
The message is clear: Hanson’s revolution is primarily a vote transfer within centre-right politics against the Liberal and National parties and not a vote transfer from Labor to the centre-right. It is a crisis for the right, not a crisis for Labor.
Consider Newspoll over September to November last year when Hanson’s vote rose to the 11-15 per cent zone. At the same time Labor’s two-party preferred lead surged to a massive 57-58 per cent to 43-42 per cent for the Coalition.
In the January poll, influenced by the Bondi massacre that saw Labor’s primary vote fall to 32 per cent while One Nation rose to 22 per cent (just ahead of the Coalition) Labor’s two-party preferred lead was still the same as the May 2025 election. As the Bondi factor fades and Labor’s primary rises again, the Albanese government’s two-party preferred vote will lift again – and remember such increases come on top of Labor’s greatest ever 2025 result.
Consider the Financial Review poll this week that had One Nation’s vote at a mammoth 26 per cent compared with a dismal Coalition outcome at 19 per cent – yet Labor’s two-party preferred lead was an immense 56-44 per cent, a better result than Labor secured at its 2025 victory. This was despite Hanson having the best favourability rating of any political leader – her net favourability was minus 3, with Albanese at minus 10 and Ley at minus 32. The lesson: the higher Hanson goes, the more the Coalition falls and the stronger Albanese gets via the preference system.
Optimists arguing that the combined Liberal, National and One Nation primary vote shows the centre-right is threatening Labor are running a phony proposition. As explained by analyst Antony Green on his blog, it’s all about preferences. Labor enjoys Green preferences running at around 85 per cent or higher and that’s entrenched over time. One Nation preferences to the Coalition parties don’t remotely match this. Historically they have been in the 50s but at the 2025 election they reached 74.5 per cent, not enough to prevent a Coalition election wipe-out.
Green highlights the related problem – One Nation preferences to the Coalition parties are higher in Liberal and National seats, not in Labor seats they need to win. Here’s the arithmetic fact: the only way the rise of One Nation can become a centre-right plus is to achieve a much higher preference flow between the Hanson party and the former Coalition parties – and there is no sign of this happening.
Unfortunately, there is precious little satire about our politics today. Pity. One Nation invites satire as being a retirement centre for political has-beens and failures. It is the home for Hanson’s last gasp, for Barnaby Joyce in his desperate self-interested quest to stay relevant and for the long forgotten, Cory Bernardi, surely giddy from his repeated changes of allegiance.
Let’s confront the brutal truths. One Nation is not strong enough to have any role in executive government but it is strong enough to deny executive government to the former Coalition parties. It remains a grievance lobby and its recent success is driven by the rise of multiple grievances, notably anger about the divisions and ineptitude within the Liberal and National parties. It has no viable policies for office, but thrives on branding and slogans thereby exploiting the demise of our national policy conversation while it seeks to leverage the alarming gulf between regional and urban Australia.
The prospect of a transformed centre-right with three parties – Liberal, One Nation and National – contains grave dangers for the country. It means One Nation looms larger on the centre-right in power, media and symbolic terms. It will compromise and contaminate the centre-right. While conservatives will declare centre-right voters are becoming more conservative much of urban Australia will look at a Hanson-influenced centre-right and say “no thanks”.
The Liberals will not survive unless they regain seats in urban Australia and the higher the One Nation profile, the more Hanson looks as a rival conservative leader, the more the Liberals will be contaminated in a centre-right troika where they need to separate themselves from Hanson yet also win back the voters they have lost. Reconstituting a viable Coalition, if possible, is one of many steps needed to salvage centre-right politics.

Sheesh, there goes the pond's ratings for the day.

Done and dusted ... but try to cobble a ditty out of that bulk-sized serve of malarkey...

What a dismal life it is for the pond these days.

The reptiles at last turned to the Epstein files, but only because they could have a go at Mandelson and former prince Andy, and then only via "agencies", when the Graudian is handing this sort of stuff out for free ...

And the late night comics have been making a meal of it all on YouTube ...




At last a chance for some revenge on the indignities suffered over the years at the hands of Microsoft, but what's taking the punishing of Apple so long?

The pond wouldn't like punters to reel away as empty handed as their heads must be feeling...

The pond was tempted by an amazing gif accompanying Mattie's yarn, featuring oodles of cash splashing and a rotating Jimbo ...




It turned out it was all AI slop front and no house, and just two minutes of blather ...

Jim’s two big goals and one big headache
The Reserve Bank has shattered Jim Chalmers’ economic credibility, forecasting the exact opposite of what the Treasurer promised to deliver this year.
By Matthew Cranston
Economics Correspondent

Uncredited AI slop surely has a place in the world, but in the end the pond decided to pass ... let the intermittent archive deal with that (but sorry, no epic gif in the archive).

Ditto the bouffant one attempting to do a "Ned" ...in just two feeble minutes ..

The Coalition had the rate rise, but Labor had the last laugh
A rate rise on the first scheduled sitting day for 2026 was a reprieve for the opposition. Yet the depth of frustration, anger and desperation in the Liberal ranks left Labor, incredibly, with a parliamentary win.
By Dennis Shanahan

The bouffant one was bitter ...

...the depth of frustration, anger and desperation in the Liberal ranks managed to overshadow what Ley and Littleproud tried, and left Labor, incredibly, with a parliamentary win on tone, tactics and strategy.
Voters will know what has happened and Labor is quietly fearful but the Liberal and Nationals’ MPs continue to be so distracted and divided that public disappointment with Albanese will not transfer to Ley/Littleproud and their cohorts.
Ley’s aggression earned her a sharp rebuke from Speaker Milton Dick for abusing her privileges and showing disrespect for him and the parliament.
The Liberals and Nationals asked the same questions and in what Chalmers described as an act of desperation, Ley tried to drag the Treasury secretary into the rate rise fight.
Ley started on the script by asking Albanese about the expected rate rise but the “new” reality became clear when the second non-Labor question came from independent Zali Steggall – who holds the seat of former Liberal PM Tony Abbott – and was not about interest rates but domestic violence.
The Liberal leader, exercising a claim on “indulgence” to respond in a bipartisan way on a sensitive topic – such as domestic violence, which Peter Dutton always did – earned the ire of the Speaker when she used it to take a political pot shot.
“It’s completely disrespectful to me, but it’s disrespectful to the house,” Dick said.
In a house where the Liberals are outnumbered by those on the crossbench and facing a government with a huge majority, it is necessary to at least keep the Speaker on side.
Under no pressure, Albanese and Chalmers batted away the questions using historical economic comparisons and would not be forced to talk about the future.
Embarrassingly, as Albanese extended question time to bleed out the opposition, Ley asked about the role of the Treasury secretary at the RBA board meeting on interest rates – a role the secretary fulfils as a Treasury representative and has done so for years – including under the Morrison government.
Chalmers described it as an act of “desperation” and “entirely inappropriate”.
On a day when treasurers are whipped and beaten, Chalmers was able to adopt the high moral ground.
Albanese, Chris Bowen and Mark Butler treated the opposition with humorous contempt. But voters just won’t get the joke.

The depth of frustration, anger and desperation the bouffant one was mildly entertaining, but sorry, the pond doesn't get out of bed unless it's a Très Difficile or grade VI "Ned" Everest climb...

On the other hand, the pond will always make room for Dame Groan and her groans and sighs...



The header: Rate decision raises questions over not just Jim Chalmers, but Michele Bullock too; As Jim Chalmers seeks to avoid taking any blame for rate rise, it’s now at the point of questioning whether Michele Bullock was really a good choice for the top job at the central bank.

The caption for yet another snap savaging: Reserve Bank governor Michele Bullock on Tuesday. Picture: NewsWire

To be sure to be sure, Dame Groan was in fine form, even though it was just a three minute squawk which struggled to get up to the level of a decent groan:

It shows the desperation of Treasurer Jim Chalmers to avoid taking any blame for the rise in the cash rate that he would reference the statement by the Monetary Policy Board.
No specific mention there of the role played by excessive government spending, so he’s off the hook, or so he thinks.
He’s like the boy in the orchard stealing apples. By hiding them behind his back, he thinks he won’t be caught. Who, me? he declares. It’s just no one believes him.
I’m pretty sure that the 3.3 million mortgage holders don’t give a toss about the official statement.
For them, the higher cash rate will feed into higher mortgage rates. The period of respite – the three cuts last year – has now come to an end.
The length of this easing cycle may well be a record – the shortest ever. There are very real prospects of further rate hikes this year. This is reinforced by the bank’s forecasts of inflation for the rest of the year, which put it well above the target band.
In fact, it is not until mid-2028 that underlying CPI growth is expected to reach 2.5 per cent, the bank’s preferred target!
To be sure, the statement notes that “growth in private demand has strengthened substantially more than expected, driven by both household spending and investment”.
But even though the decision to hike was unanimous, bear in mind here that the board members no doubt carefully consider the wording of the statement and make some “helpful” drafting suggestions.
Also bear in mind that growth in private demand is adding to total aggregate demand, which includes government spending. In other words, it’s the relationship between the growth of aggregate demand, including government spending, and the growth of aggregate supply.
But talking about light-fingered children in the orchard, the governor of the Reserve Bank, Michele Bullock, looks to be lurking among the trees too.

Did anyone expect anything different? The pond has now heard so many Groans that they all blend in to one, leaving the pond with the sense that we'll all be rooned by next weekend, and it's all the fault of Jimbo, and no one having the foresight or wisdom to make Dame Groan head of the RBA, Australian Treasurer Jim Chalmers during question time at Parliament House in Canberra on Tuesday. Picture: AAP




The pond has no idea why the reptiles gave Mattie the whirling, rotating gif and left Dame Groan plain and dowdy in a tattered coat of many whining colours...

She has adopted the completely unconvincing “on the one hand and on the other” explanation for every decision the bank has made.
She seems to be hiding some apples as well and asking the same question: Who, me? Let’s be clear, in terms of the bank’s brief to keep inflation within the annual target band of 2-3 per cent, the bank’s record has been extremely disappointing.
Prior to Covid, it was quarter after quarter of undershooting the band; it’s now quarter after quarter of overshooting, with two exceptions.
It’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that the bank has been far too timid in recent times in knocking inflation on the head while prematurely initiating an easing cycle.
The contrast with other central banks around the world is telling.
In most developed countries, core inflation is now under control and interest rate easing is in progress. Aggressively targeting inflation with rapid and substantial rate hikes has paid off in many instances.
The idea that the gains in unemployment had to be preserved here at all costs sits very uneasily with the governor’s own exposition of the costs to everyone of persistent, elevated inflation.

Oh we're not back to this again, are we?



The pond is already there, but at least it's going to be over quickly this day ...

And let’s face it, many of the government jobs that underpin the low rate of unemployment should never have been created and are not sustainable given the fiscal pressures that will eventually confront the Treasurer.
It’s got to the point of questioning whether Bullock was really a good choice for the top job at the bank.
Sure, she has spent her whole career there, but mainly in the payments side.
Her reluctance to deal with the impact of government spending – she tells us fiscal policy is independent and she doesn’t get involved there – indicates a lack of strength when it comes to meeting the goals set under the legislation.
The real advice coming out of the bank’s decision, and the subsequent press conference/Q&A held by the governor, is to hang on to your hat.
While she is adamant that she doesn’t provide forward guidance, the forecasts on inflation point to at least two more cash rate increases this year.
The sclerotic supply side of our economy and the increasing size of government mean that weak economic growth is likely to hang around too. Welcome to 2026.

Once again the pond has missed out on everything amusing and droll in the disunited States, with peak Marge madness still going strong ...




Poor Marge ...poor Kennedy centre ... but grifters gunna grift, grifters gotta grift. 

As one wag put it somewhere on the full to overflowing intertubes, the Magis' gifts magically turned into the MAGA grift, with this latest, revised accounting recently featuring in The New Yorker ...

Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion
In August, I reported that the President and his family had made $3.4 billion by leveraging his position. After his first year back in office, the number has ballooned.
By David D. Kirkpatrick (*archive link)

Never mind, it helps put things in perspective ...




Perhaps an acquired taste, only for those with a refined taste for loonacy? (Pity about the interrupting ad)