The reptiles were full of it early in the morning this day ...
On and on they blathered in a state of hysteria, aided by hideous AI collages ..
But what was the point of all this fevered, fervid rambling?
It would only be later in the day that the matter would be resolved ...
The pond decided that the only reptile worth brownie points for hysteria was Brownie himself, who elevated the whole affair to an extinction level event...
Hit the ground running to avert Liberal extinction
The Liberal Party’s survival hangs in the balance as Angus Taylor prepares for Friday’s leadership ballot, with supporters warning he must prove personal transformation or face extinction.
Pull yourself and those supporters together man!
So the lettuce scores a win if Ley goes down, but it's not the end of the world.
Think ahead to the next lettuce challenge, after the beefy boofhead has shown he's a complete nonce and a dropkick ...
The reptiles knew the real state of the game by providing Brownie's piece with a very silly photo ...
After a bigly cackle, the pond decided to ignore them all - the pond even cut "Ned" dead ...
Paul Kelly, editor-at-large at The Australian, examines why leadership changes won’t fix the Liberal Party’s woes, and how the rise of One Nation is reshaping the political battlefield.
The horror, the horror ...won't someone think of the children?
The thought of keeping "Ned" company for13 visual minutes was too much for a possum to bear... but the pond did think that Charlie Lewis in Crikey made a substantial contribution ... (sorry, paywall).
Charlie began by celebrating one likely contender ...
"He is a very deep thinker and a great intellect in our party. He’s got incredible experience at a number of portfolios … He’s very good in city seats, but he comes from a country seat himself and is, naturally, a country boy …"
Of course, this is job interview talk: Hume is angling to be Taylor’s deputy, and as such her comments ring with the same clear, bright truth as someone conceding that “perfectionism” is their biggest weakness.
And then he celebrated the beefy prime Angus boofhead from down Goulburn way ...
There, the pond's coverage of the existential crisis is compleat, roll on the lettuce's celebrations, as it savours the smell of victory.
Meanwhile, as sure as the sun slowly rises on the end of the week, there was the hole in the bucket man, ready to play his role in the ongoing work of the Australian Daily Zionist News ...
The header: Anti-Israel violence an echo of ’60s radicalism; Modern protests are shaped by the radicalism of the 1960s, amplified by social media and alliances with extremists, turning peaceful demonstrations into a volatile challenge for authorities.
The caption for Our Henry's wander back into the past - sssh don't mention all the gay bashing back in the day: Police lead anti-Vietnam War protesters during the march through Sydney in 1971. Picture: News Ltd
Relax, for once Our Henry's Zionism took a back seat to an exploration of dangerous radicalism, as the hole in bucket spent a bigly five minutes sounding the alarm (and in the process entirely forgot to mention Thucydides) ...
At the heart of the changes that shook Australia towards the close of the Menzies era was the emergence of protest movements incubated within rapidly expanding universities. Although multiple influences were at work, developments overseas were especially important.
That influence was reinforced through several channels. For the first time, youth travel occurred on a mass scale: in the 1960s, cheaper fares and rising incomes lifted overseas departure rates among those aged 20-24 more than six-fold.
Meanwhile, television became a primary source of nightly news, transforming political events – including those overseas – into vivid, broadly shared spectacles. Complementing both developments was the diffusion of a distinct youth culture that celebrated oppositional attitudes. It is consequently unsurprising that the earliest stirrings echoed the US civil rights movement: the “Freedom Rides” of early 1965 captured the nascent mood.
But it was, of course, the Vietnam War that transformed scattered nuclei of activism into a national phenomenon.
As in the US, the campaign against the war entrenched a new radicalism within Australian universities, marked by revolutionary rhetoric sharply at odds with the tone and posture of the peace movement of the 1950s. Dominated by communist fronts, that earlier movement had concentrated on attracting fellow travellers from the unions, the ALP and the churches. It was therefore shaped by a persistent quest for respectability that – although continually undermined by slavish adherence to the Soviet line – left a clear imprint on its leadership style. Consistent with that orientation, its rhetoric during the Vietnam era focused on securing the withdrawal of Australian troops and a negotiated settlement to the war.
By contrast, beginning with the Sydney University ALP Club in 1966, student activists cast the Vietcong as “model revolutionaries” and replaced the traditional peace movement’s imagery – designed to elicit sympathy through photographs of napalmed children and burning villages – with stylised portrayals of heroic guerillas. Rejecting calls for negotiation as “talk into thin air”, they embraced a Manichean worldview in which Australians confronted a stark choice between remaining “an outpost of imperialism” and supporting the forces of “progress” – that is, between their own soldiers and those they were fighting.
At this point, the reptiles introduced some hope, the chance of a distraction from the sight of Our Henry going all tricky Dick/Henry Kissinger, and bombing his way to world peace... Extinction Rebellion at Henley Beach, featuring people dressed as politicians burying their heads in the sand, representing their refusal to take meaningful action on climate change. Picture: Keryn Stevens
Climate change!
There was reason to stick with the old fuddy duddy, the sort of man who no doubt thought that apartheid was well worth supporting (what with it currently being something the government of Israel has taken to with enthusiasm) ...
Yet these groups remained numerically insignificant. In the tussles for control of the 1970 Moratorium, they were readily outplayed by the traditional peace organisations’ battle-hardened Communist cadres, whose overriding objective was to garner support within the labour movement and across the electorate.
At a time when the ALP Right remained a formidable force – particularly in the pivotal states of NSW and Victoria – and when institutions, including the police, still commanded broad respect on the left, assembling wide-ranging support required that demonstrations remain orderly. The prominence of the “give peace a chance” motif reinforced the insistence on nonviolence. The result was that the extremists were marginalised and restrained – physically so in Brisbane – allowing the massive nationwide demonstrations of May 8, 1970 to proceed almost entirely peacefully. That was less true of the subsequent Vietnam protests and of the highly confrontational attempts to impede the Springboks’ tour in 1971. Yet despite those blemishes, the May 1970 marches conferred on mass demonstrations an enduring legitimacy they had never previously possessed.
A momentous consequence of that legitimacy – and of the subsequent rise to power of the baby boomers, whose worldview had been shaped by the Moratorium – was a far-reaching transformation of the legal framework. Until then, regulations governing street protests had been squarely directed at maintaining public order: statutory offences legislation and municipal by-laws treated permission to occupy public spaces for rallies and marches as a privilege, granted subject to clear duties and constraints.
The report of the South Australian Royal Commission chaired by Justice Charles Hart Bright, and the Public Assemblies Act 1972 (SA) that followed, marked the advent of a different era, in which the authorities had to stringently justify any restrictions. Entrenching that shift was the High Court’s controversial decision in Brown v Tasmania (2017), which – drawing a very long bow from the already contentious implied freedom of political communication – appeared to elevate even highly disruptive protest into a constitutional entitlement.
However, as the Age of Aquarius gave way to the Age of Rage, the conditions that had once kept mass demonstrations peaceful ebbed away. Respect for Australian institutions, including the police, curdled into hostility towards a “settler colonial” state; in an era of political...
Say what, not this again, and what's worse interrupting Our Henry in mid-rant?
It really is deeply weird .... as our Henry returned to his rant ...
As a result, the unrestrained aggressiveness of social media spilled from the screen into the street, its rhetorical assaults readily hardening, once enacted in the public square, into the real thing.
Already evident in Extinction Rebellion’s massively disruptive protests, those currents have, in the recent demonstrations, metastasised. Supercharging their force – and the threat they pose – is the alliance between the far left and radical Muslims whose virulent antisemitism, contempt for liberal democracy and repudiation of Australian institutions imports a jihadist logic that prizes confrontation over coexistence.
The pond seized the chance gratefully, walking past the usual Muslim bashing for a chance to note some recent news on climate science ... including the diligent work by King Donald in bringing the world closer to disaster ...
How he loves himself some coal, and the pond thinks it's passing strange that the reptiles of Oz have been very restrained in their celebrations ... though WaPo took notice:
President Donald Trump signed an order directing the Defense Department to favor electricity derived from coal, expanding his campaign to prop up the fossil fuel.
By Evan Halper
WaPo also chipped in with ...
Scientists thought they understood global warming. Then the past three years happened.
Some of it evaded the intermittent archive, but the point was plain enough ...
Ah, the land down under, and ready to chunder ...
And again ...
And so on, and while noting that the archived version has some handy links, the pond should at least also note the latest Graudian contribution ...
Continued global heating could set irreversible course by triggering climate tipping points, but most people unaware
Damian Carrington Environment editor
Continued global heating could trigger climate tipping points, leading to a cascade of further tipping points and feedback loops, they said. This would lock the world into a new and hellish “hothouse Earth” climate far worse than the 2-3C temperature rise the world is on track to reach. The climate would also be very different to the benign conditions of the past 11,000 years, during which the whole of human civilisation developed.
At just 1.3C of global heating in recent years, extreme weather is already taking lives and destroying livelihoods across the globe. At 3-4C, “the economy and society will cease to function as we know it”, scientists said last week, but a hothouse Earth would be even more fiery.
The public and politicians were largely unaware of the risk of passing the point of no return, the researchers said. The group said they were issuing their warning because while rapid and immediate cuts to fossil fuel burning were challenging, reversing course was likely to be impossible once on the path to a hothouse Earth, even if emissions were eventually slashed.
It was difficult to predict when climate tipping points would be triggered, making precaution vital, said Dr Christopher Wolf, a scientist at Terrestrial Ecosystems Research Associates in the US. Wolf is a member of a study team that includes Prof Johan Rockström at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research in Germany and Prof Hans Joachim Schellnhuber at the International Institute for Applied Systems Analysis in Austria.
“Crossing even some of the thresholds could commit the planet to a hothouse trajectory,” said Wolf. “Policymakers and the public remain largely unaware of the risks posed by what would effectively be a point-of-no-return transition.
“It’s likely that global temperatures are [already] as warm as, or warmer than, at any point in the last 125,000 years and that climate change is advancing faster than many scientists predicted.”
It is also likely that carbon dioxide levels are the highest they have been in at least 2m years.
Prof Tim Lenton, an expert on tipping points at the University of Exeter in the UK, said: “We know we are running profound risks on the current climate trajectory, which we can’t rule out could turn into a trajectory towards a much less habitable state of the climate for us. However, we don’t need to be heading towards a hothouse Earth for there to be profound risks to humanity and our societies – these will already be upon us if we continue to 3C global warming.”
The assessment, which was published in the journal One Earth, synthesised recent scientific findings on climate feedback loops and 16 tipping elements. The tipping elements include the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets, mountain glaciers, polar sea ice, sub-Arctic forests and permafrost, the Amazon rainforest and the Atlantic meridional overturning circulation (Amoc), a system of ocean currents that strongly influences the global climate.
Tipping may already be happening in Greenland and west Antarctica, with permafrost, mountain glaciers and the Amazon rainforest appearing to be on the verge, the scientists said
Our Henry ignored all of that, and blithely concluded, in his determinedly pompous, but also pig ignorant, way ...
That is precisely where we now stand – for here too, as with the shibboleths of multiculturalism and of Indigenous “self-determination”, we remain in thrall to the spent inheritance of a vanished age.
In the end, every liberal democracy, if it is to endure, must give its enemies enough rope to hang themselves – but not enough to hang others. Striking that balance demands a cold, hard view of the world as it is. We have adamantly refused to take it. Unless we open our eyes, it is only a matter of time before we are swinging in the wind.
Oh we've got more than enough rope to hang ourselves, and enough coal to make sure the planet turns into a hellish landscape ... all so we can replicate a bizarre kind of AI which allows the reptiles to do wretched collages ...
And so, with that cheery 1950 Addams thought in mind, it's off to Killer of the IPA's outing ...
The header: No one blames the migrants – it’s the pollies who fail us, A surge of temporary immigrants, many from low-income nations, has created a growing underclass in Australia, fuelling competition for jobs, housing and political tensions.
The caption for the cluster of flag waving ratbags, no doubt the sort favoured by Our Henry: Anti-immigration protesters gather outside State Parliament on September 13, 2025 in Melbourne. Australians rallied in multiple cities in a call for unity after right-wing protesters staged marches through Australian CBDs. Picture: Getty Images
Killer spent a bigly four minutes explaining that absurd bit of trolling...
No one blames the migrants
He did it by proceeding to explain the how and why and the wherefore of blaming the migrants ...
History doesn’t repeat but often rhymes. About 10 per cent of Australia’s population is once again in an economically highly disadvantaged position after an unprecedented influx of 1.2 million immigrants since 2022 doubled the population on temporary visas to more than two million, up from one million in 2015.
Largely from low-income, non-English-speaking nations, they have come to constitute a “vast underclass”, write Bob Birrell, Katharine Betts and Ernest Healy, from The Australian Population Research Institute, in a new research paper that lays bare the nation’s risky, high-speed socio-economic transformation.
“Their stay in Australia is precarious, with little access to Australia’s welfare benefits and they are vulnerable to exploitation by employers,” the researchers write, noting the vast bulk of them work in low-skilled jobs despite their university and vocational qualifications.
Migrants who didn’t speak English well faced a 28 per cent income penalty and were less than half as likely to report an income “over $20,000”, according to a 2024 research paper published by economists at ANU.
Remarkably, about 60 per cent of the 180,000 permanent residencies awarded last year were to temporary visa holders already in Australia, ensuring a vast and growing pool of hundreds of thousands of mainly student new arrivals who will be compelled to jump from visa to visa as they seek to stay permanently.
The number of bridging visas (which include full work rights), allocated to those waiting for other categories of visas or appealing the rejection of visas has jumped to 400,000 this year from a little over 200,000 in 2019.
Just like the Queensland farmers in the 1900s, high-income Australians benefit from this underclass, enjoying much cheaper transport, cleaners and immigrant-staffed restaurants, for instance, without enduring the social disruption caused by an influx of migrants to outer suburbs, than they otherwise would.
Not this again ...
It didn't halt Killer, always ready to celebrate some dinkum bashing of pesky, uppity furriners ...
For most new and native-born Australian citizens, especially the young, the economic impact of migrants, however, is becoming severe, supercharging rents amid ferocious competition for low-skilled work.
“For others, they are adding to urban congestion and competition for urban services and, for some, a disturbing transformation of the ethnic makeup of the city,” Birrell and his colleagues write.
After three years of steady decline in real incomes, the electorate has woken up to the impact.
Support for One Nation, a party known for its consistent stand arguing for lower immigration, has soared to almost 30 per cent of the primary vote in the latest YouGov Poll, foreshadowing the greatest political realignment since the Labor Party split 70 years ago.
The deafness of the Labor and Liberal parties to the rising anger throughout last year has been extraordinary. According to TAPRI’s survey of more than 3000 people in late 2024, 80 per cent of Australians want lower immigration, and more than half want it to be drastically lower.
Yet not a single, concrete change to immigration settings of any note has been proposed by either party. Despite a brief and modest reduction in 2024 in visas for international students, who already make up about half the total university population, the federal government in August 2025 increased the allocation for 2026 by 25,000 to 295,000 to “provide stability and certainty for the international education sector”.
No doubt the higher education sector is enjoying a gold rush, but many younger Australians are not enjoying the same stability and certainty.
The ABS on Thursday said net permanent and long-term arrivals had increased to 480,520 in 2025 – the highest such calendar year figure on record. A different measure from the most widely quoted “net overseas migration”, to be sure, but it hardly points to a radical reduction in immigration in keeping with community concern.
Yes, the level of net immigration has been falling to a “mere” 305,000 over the 12 months to September last year. But is a level more than three times that permitted during the early 1990s enough to mollify the public?
The left of politics has always been much better at sloganeering than its opponents. But its opponents have finally scored a win with “mass migration”: the phrase has become entrenched, it resonates and, while subtly pejorative, is more or less accurate to any fair-minded observer.
Killer finally got around to explaining that trolling headline, with a sublime amendment...
No one rationally blames immigrants for this situation...
Ah you see, Killer, in his alarmist bigotry, and cultivated hysteria about stranger danger, and wild-eyed agitation about furriners is just being rational ...
No one rationally blames immigrants for this situation – they understandably would prefer to stay in this beautiful country for good. If Switzerland had immigration rules like ours, it would be swamped within months, potentially undermining its very high standard of living and social cohesion.
Especially for an island such as Australia, immigration is a choice, as the pandemic illustrated starkly.
In a shameful episode in our history, the Kanakas were forced to come here but many ultimately didn’t want to go home. The racism that drove their expulsion has mercifully dissipated in what self-evidently has become a very welcoming nation.
But if the concerns of ordinary Australians continue to be so flagrantly ignored, we risk an ugly political response.
Only half of the migrants who arrived in Australia between 1951 and 2021 obtained citizenship, Birrell points out, and “for arrivals since then the share obtaining citizenship has contracted sharply”.
Whoever wins the Liberal leadership on Friday should resist the mistaken elite opinion that significant reductions in immigration won’t appeal to voters.
The multimillion-strong temporary immigrant wave has transformed Australian society – but none of them can vote.
The pond checked a couple of times to make sure and so it was - there was no mention of Killer's job at the IPA, no hint that he worked for a braying, barking mad lobbying group that did its best to argue cigarettes were good, coal was great and climate science a mass delusion.
In short, just another day in the hive mind's deadly obfuscation of their grinding away at rationalism... to be replaced by paranoia and a wilful confusing of real extinction events with the triumph of a humble lettuce.
Meanwhile, the band plays on ...
What was that Truffaut film? Tirez sur le pianiste ...
Nah, cancel that thought, it's going to be a great gig, an entirely different level of piano playing...