The pond's on a break, but couldn't resist this evocation by Matt Wuerker of cartoonists past ...
The pond's on a break, but couldn't resist this evocation by Matt Wuerker of cartoonists past ...
As this is the pond's last post for a little while, and - it goes without saying - also the day that Our Heroic Homeric Henry strides on to the scene - the pond wanted to end with a "western civilisational" bang, not a woke whimper.
What better inspiration than liddle Marco's speech in ancient Greece, echoing ancient Greek wisdom down through the ages to arrive at a corrupt Kimberley and a mad king irritated because only he can do corrupt in his court.
For those coming in late, or those who've already forgotten, liddle Marco delivered what he imagined was a presidential speech, designed to launch his 2028 bid, and orchestrated against a carefully chosen backdrop, though he could have achieved the same effect by staying in Washington and using a green screen:
The pond won't bother to link to the speech - it's easily found, and it was meretricious tosh and revealed liddle Marco to be a tone-deaf twit - but the pond was agog at the notion that Our Henry might rise to the challenge and demolish Marco.
Certainly others did ...
There was also this in Salon, though alas the pond can't quote it all ...
And liddle Marco also aroused the ire of Xians, as in this outing in the WSJ ... though alas this day the intermittent archive decided to have one of its hissy fits, "too many requests" being the excuse du jour ...
This time it was the Xians getting their noses out of joint ...
Even the National Review showed contempt, again with an Xian spin ...
That's about the biggest build up the pond has ever done for a reptile entrance, but it was all there, Greeks, Thucydides, Aristotle, Xians, etc. etc.
What a chance to rise to the challenge, what a golden chance to deliver stern denunciations and profound references.
So what did Our Heroic Homeric Henry do?
Blew it bigly ... and stayed full Trumpian ICC-hating Zionist, with just another rabid rant for the Australian Daily Zionist News.
Talk about a major disappointment ...
The caption for a snap designed to evoke fear and loathing: Former ICC judge Navi Pillay, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Picture: AP
The plea to pander to the G bot: Make us preferred on Google
Our Henry decided to offer a bog standard defence for the ethnic cleansing that's been going down in Gaza and the West Bank, not to mention southern Lebanon and Syria. The cheapest trick is to argue about the definition of genocide and drag in the Holocaust, and Our Henry is the cheapest of tricksters:
How feeble was the outing? No Thucydides, just Francis:
Throw in a snap of another villain: Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Picture: AFP
A minor quibble.
Shouldn't Our Henry's thumb bio start this way?
Henry Ergas AO is a rabid ranting Zionist who learned nothing from his sojourn in Europe, before returning to Australia to deliver weekly Zionist rants to the Australian Daily Zionist News.
Instead the reptiles offered this ...
For once there were a few cracks in the hive mind. A few weren't on board, though there was also the usual reliable collection of full-blown loons...
Luckily there was also a recent infallible Pope to hand ...
As for the rest of the reptiles this day, the pond stayed shattered.
With the intermittent archive doing a bunk, all the pond could do was note some seminal contributions, and provide a url ...
There was an outing on the Canavan caravan ...
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/commentary%2Fcoalition-demands-urgent-changes-to-eu-trade-deal-amid-growing-backlash-from-farmers%2Fnews-story%2Fe297381d5721cdb32605ae2866dab5a2
Worth hanging around for when the archive comes good?
The pond would have cut him short anyway ...
Even Killer Creighton was off his oats ... but as this is the last post for a while the pond thought it should attempt a little completism, especially as in the first gobbet Killer attempted to swim against the reptile tide ...
Luckily in his next gobbet, Killer decided to bash old folks, as if ageing wasn't already doing the job (note the fancy way the reptiles are now using sub-headers):
And that was that...and as for the "news"of the day? It was just greenie bashing and more celebrations of the fake ranga, what with the splitters everywhere these days ...
It was a never no mind for the pond, what with the Greens having decided that Australia should offer no military support to Ukraine ...
“The Greens have been clear from day one that we’re a party of peace and non-violence, and we don’t support military aid to the Ukraine,” Shoebridge told this masthead in an interview in his Sydney office, referring to a party position that has not gained significant attention. (here, paywall)
Looks like the pond will have to find the latest iteration of the Happy Birthday Party at the next election, but it does segue to the latest immortal Rowe ...
The Greens in bed with the mad King, Uncle Leon and Vlad the sociopathic invader?
Who would have thunk it, but then again in times past they did manage to cut off their carbon tax nose to spite their climate science face ...
As for liddle Marco, Jamelle Bouie had a few thoughts - he comes from the both siderist NY Times, but nobody's perfect ... Marco Rubio does not know a thing about "Western civilization"
Lordy lordy, that the pond should be approvingly quoting Rory.
For those wanting to avoid the rest of the blather, just after the 22minute mark Rory begins talking about liddle Marco, comparing him to a Victorian headmaster blathering on to his students about the glories of the British empire ... How does Marco Rubio’s Parthenon speech fit the Trump administration’s ideas on European “civilisational erasure” – and how does it depart from traditional Republican rhetoric?
This is the penultimate post by the pond before going dark for an indeterminate amount of time.
It's not so much the physical move, which will happen in a day, but getting computers back up, reconnecting to the intertubes and sorting through an enormous amount of junk.
It would be nice if, in these last few days, the reptiles managed to publish something compelling, something that sustained interest in the pond in the dark times, but that's just a measure of the pond's delusional devotion to herpetology studies.
Instead say, any commentary on Ukraine being sold down the river, there's just a bog standard continuation of the endless war on Jimbo, with these yarns briefly at the top of the digital rag...
They needed three reptiles to put together that sorry tale? More talk of the suffering of the trusty rich?
This is the way that endlessly rippling waves and water wear down coastlines and rocks.
Only two reptiles were needed to help in the next phase of the agitated jihad ...
Geoff chambered a bog standard round ...
Over on the extreme far right, Jack the Insider joined the chanting children in this version of Lord of the Flies ...
It's the repetition of visual images as part of the jihad that introduces a certain visual numbness ... with Jack recycling a lizard Oz favourite.
And Geoff's piece was also a reminder of past visual glories...
It's the sheer inane repetition, the mindless ongoing sloganeering that means the rag is a propaganda sheet of the lowest and basest kind, that some days gets to the pond.
But why worry about images?
Well think of the alternatives.
it's Thursday, and that's petulant Peta day, and she was on a crusade worthy of a medieval Xian king ...
The pond absolutely refuses to indulge this sort of crusade - there's always the archive for Peta cultists - but as a counterpoint might note an alternative in another place ...
Here's the nub of that piece ...
And so on, and the chance of reading anything like that in the lizard Oz?
Between zilch, zero and zip ... (and yet any sensible atheist might wonder why all these churches get endless tax breaks and government indulgences)
What you get in the lizard Oz is endless hate, fear, division and loathing ... and the need for shadows to get on board the fake ranga agenda ...
Here's another piece the pond wouldn't touch with a barge pole ...
That's the same loon that the pond recently noted was a charlatan, and yet he has the cheek, in the time of mad king Donald and tech bro billionaires, to blather about "western civilisation"...
Yet another reminder, per his wiki ...
He's also in the grip of a demented form of transphobia and can be relied upon for endless blather about "woke" ...
The pond doesn't want to get in the way of its final post tomorrow featuring Little Marco, and "western civilisation" and Socrates, but what the heck ...
...The secretary’s examples of Western heroism were the Spartans at Thermopylae and the philosopher Socrates, both of whom, he said, illustrate the “Western” willingness to “pay any cost for a cause worthy of his loyalty.” But the Spartan militarism that Rubio so admires came to define the city state’s culture only because they had no choice but to devote all state resources to maintaining an army sufficient to suppress the revolts of the massive number of enslaved fellow Greeks upon whom the Spartan economy depended. And the most plausible explanation for why Socrates was executed is that he had been an intellectual mentor to several of the men who ruled Athens as a violent, dictatorial junta in the aftermath of the Peloponnesian war; it was Socrates’ student Plato, who devoted his talent to sanitizing the political reputation of his teacher by painting him as a courageous free-thinker.
And with that preview done and dusted, what else was there to contemplate this day?
The pond feared that, by eliminating all the basest of the reptile loons, it had arrived at a blank canvas, but huzzah, old faithful war horse and rogue biddy Dame Groan hovered into view to warn that we'll all be rooned ...
The caption for the frankly terrible opening illustration: Australia's oil and gas infrastructure as the lifeblood of the nation's economy. Sources: iStock. Artwork: Frank Ling
The plea for the mighty tech bro G: Make us preferred on Google
There will be a few wimps who will say that they've read all this before, but remember, it's not just the art of endless visual representations, there must also be endless text recylings.
Dame Groan groaning about gas and renewables is an eternal, never ending classic ...
It's part of the reptile lexicon to throw in dire examples of renewables, with dastardly solar the thumb image for this AV distraction ...
Is there anything that will appease here? Sure, an image celebrating sweet, dinkum, virginal, completely clean and innocent Oz coal A coal seam gas well head in the Surat Basin, Queensland.
Dame Groan wasn't having any of that sort of carry on ... she was all in on gassing the planet, as you'd expect from a Santos devotee ...
Cue the villainess herself ... Madeleine King addresses the National Press Club in Canberra. Picture: Martin Ollman/NewsWire
Shooting ourselves in the foot? Maybe ...
Never mind, the hive mind was right behind Dame Groan ... except for one heretic ...
Finally a reminder of one of the cankers at the core ... Alex Gibney says Universal ‘wavered’ over releasing Elon Musk documentary
The revelation comes after the four-hour film’s Venice premiere drew a string of criticisms and insults from the founder of SpaceXAI
This day the lizard Oz jihad on Jimbo cranked up another notch (it's way beyond eleven):
Talk about an easy target for a Brownie bushwhacking...
And so on, and moving quickly along to avoid the sight of roadkill, and with the reptiles having spent the last week pumping up the Josh volume (it was way beyond eleven), it was left to Geoff to chamber a round at him ...
Who cares, who gives a FF? Is he attempting some modern version of a vacillating Hamlet?
Beyond the valley of the pallid, the insipid, the ineffectual and the weak-kneed, while over on the extreme far right, the MAGA cap-donning Dame Slap was conducting her own personal jihad against Malware...
As for the actual content, thank the long absent lord for the intermittent archive ...
The pond had not the slightest interest in defending Malware, nor in this jihad against him, nor the blinkered bigotry involved in it ... but, as always, Dame Slap managed an astonishing display of projection ...
That screen cap missed the barking mad nub of it ...
Join with Dame Slap and go further right, beefy boofhead, and soon too you'll be donning a MAGA cap and surrounded by shadowy figures ...
Luckily the bromancer was on hand to save the pond from the madness ...
Watching him cope with what Faux Noise has bequeathed to the world should become a national sport, as the reptiles gave him a big splash...
Huzzah, a return of Frank with his usual frankly feeble collage, with a meaning and significance impossible to decipher: Donald Trump stands defiant amid swirling symbols of conflict. Pictures: iStock. Artwork: Frank Ling
The desperate cry from behind the paywall: Make us preferred on Google
Usually the bromancer tries a both siderist tack. You know, King Donald has done some good things, but some of his decisions have been mildly unfortunate.
Not so this day. The bromancer was beside himself, quivering with indignation, though the sight of a jelly thinking it had a spine might unnerve some...
Not before time there came an AV distraction ...
Say what? If Putin made some kind of nod to Trump in a private telephone conversation...
WTF?
Still pandering? Still unable to cope?
He lied, he made it up, he's in the grip of sundowning dementia ...
"Well, they agreed. You know why? ... 'I said you agree'"
He was talking to himself in the wee witching hours, while between Truth Social posts.
Cue a snap of the demented king ...Trump wants Ukraine to give up territory within the Donbas, and beyond, which Moscow has been unable to take by military force. Picture: AFP
"Entering", bromancer?
It's been dark times these past ten years, thanks to you bloody Murdochians ... but as a result of the bromancer's turning, the hive mind began to show a dangerous tendency towards splitting and schism ...
The pond almost fainted when QLA replied to Ian with a dire heretical answer: "Yes"!
What a relief to see a few of the hive mind stayed solid, even as it came to this in the lizard Oz.
Relax Ian, settle back for a fun reversion to Roman times:
What else?
Well there was Nick, but the pond is always inclined to think he should get nicked...
It was just the usual serve of Zionism, servicing the needs of the Australian Daily Zionist News, and a reminder of how John Curtin must be revolving in his grave at a furious pace ...
Oh and the reptiles found space for Jane Hume, but she would say this, wouldn't she?
Climate change? Climate science? The impact of the changing climate on all forms of business, long, short, and tall?
Go whistle at the wind ...
And while embracing AI and bots and importuning Google to pay attention, the reptiles felt brave enough to serve up a little AI bashing, apparently unaware that refusing to use "SI" made them the enemy of the people ...
There was an infallible Pope for that ...
Eric was also briefly over on the extreme far right, a rare concession to the lizard Oz's business coverage ...
The pond rushed through that mob, but the least the pond can do is reassure the MAGA-fied lizard Oz hive mind that some things were still normal, in their usual abnormal way ...
And with that noted, and as the pond will shortly be signing off as it makes a move to Pixie Paddocks (aka Fairy Meadowns), the pond wanted to save a little space in order to point of a few Fintan O'Toole moments.
The pond has always had a soft spot for Fintan O'Toole in the NYRB, a way to recover some brain cells after hard days hitting the lizard Oz books.
In celebrating one of the pond's favourite books, Fintan also managed to put in the boot ...
...The reactionary politics of today is a politics of the sublime—pain invoked, pain distanced, pain rendered politically delightful. This was true of Brexit, which depended on invoking an idea of Britain (in fact a free and prosperous country) as enslaved and oppressed by the European Union. And it is true of Trump. Before him American political rhetoric (including conservative rhetoric) had a grammar of uplift—the American Dream, Kennedy’s New Frontier, Reagan’s Morning in America, Obama’s arc of history bending toward justice. But Trump, from the beginning of his campaign in 2015, went for the full sublime. He created a vision of America as a hellhole—what he called in his first inaugural address “American carnage.” He imagined it for his fans as a country on the verge of obliteration. But he also presented, of course, a dramatic denouement: the appearance of what Gulliver called “the greatest Prodigy that ever appeared in the World” to transform this abjection into its opposite—greatness.
And he was in fine form when the hard copy of the magazine arrived in the letterbox early this week ...
The book reviewed:
Fintan provided a timely reminder that the rot in American politics goes way back to the 1950s, and to the deeply closeted Roy Cohn (shades of the parrot),, the mad king's McCarthyist mentor:
These were just a few of the delicacies served up ...
And this was the closer ...
And that's just the beginnings of why the Unites States doesn't want the scrutiny of an international court, but does want to stage public executions ...
The pond revisited that movie recently, and decided it was inclined to be tortured and overwrought, but with some tidy performances ...
And now, as talk of public executions is all the go, and stonings in the square is the thing du jour in federal parliament (well played Liberal MP Angie Bell), why not go the full Old Testament hog?