AI has left the building, normal intelligence never entered, as might be expected of a herpetology student, and the pond is unwell and is st...

  Dammit, after all the fine work by shrieking Sharri (disrespect), Major Mitchell and many other fine reptiles, the pond was shocked to wak...

  In the dead of night, it occurred to the pond that JD Vance might well be just one too many burgers and a heart attack away from the presi...

  The pond was disappointed by the lack of interest expressed by esteemed correspondents in Mein Gott's revolution ... instead it was ju...