Tuesday, June 05, 2018

In which the pond sips at the well of repetitious litanies with dashing Donners ...


Dammit, the reptiles simply went too far … the pond had tried to play by the new, restricted paywall rules, but when the reptiles refused to let dashing Donners run wild and free, the pond felt like Sean Connery contemplating the bridge at Arnheim …

Western civilisation was at stake, and the pond simply had to read dashing Donners vital message about precious bodily fluids, even if it had the same consistency and predictability as the pap a bird might regurgitate into the beaks of its young … and so the pond decided to break the paywall, and if the reptiles keep up their mischief, might well promote the way for others to do it …

Let Donners run wild, let Donners howl freely at the moon ...


Oh fucketty, laboured fucketty fuck, does dashing Donners have the first clue how tired, tiresome and tiring it is to cop yet another lecture about George Orewell, 1984 and the whole damn thing …

Does he for an instant pause to think how barking mad he sounds, and not just because he seems to prefer the intellectual company of a faded, deeply fundamentalist, essentially loony old tennis player, or a rugger bugger with few visible signs he has the remotest understanding of the world beyond the thoughts of ancient camel and goat herders?

Is Donners on board with gay hate, and all the other fundamentalist Old Testament bigotries? Where does he stand on the mixing of wool and linen, or of the wearing of clothing woven two kinds of material? Why, the country is riddled with heretics thanks to Chinese clothing manufacturers ...

What on earth does he make, as he blathers about phallocentrism and misogyny, of a president, ostensibly the leader of the free world, who boasted about how he could grab women by the pussies?

Never mind, relentless repetition is the chief tool of the mindless ideologue …as for the notion that there was no invasion, the pond is reminded of an expert opinion on how to make that stick …

All this was inspired by the principle—which is quite true within itself—that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.

Well if Donners can do George, then the pond can always end up reciting Adolf …

But stay, enough of terra nulls, the pond must now interrupt Donners for a newsflash, as the reptiles have discovered another front in the war on Western Civilisation …

 

Eerie, the pond wanted that stereo effect because of its resonance …


… but enough, the war on Western Civilisation waits for no one …


Hmm, now is possibly not the right time for the pond to confess it eats Iranian dates from Aldi, and as for those dried apricots from Turkey, it seems that the pond is directly responsible for Erdogan being in a position to ban Uber …

Still, it's a warning that the vigilant thought police at the lizard Oz are out and about, led by the urbane Urban, and anyone who displays any distressing deviance from the hive mind will be brought to account.

Shelter in your bunkers and speak to no-one lest the lizard Oz thought police ping you for your thought and funding crimes ...

And now, speaking of the hive mind, it's back for a final gobbet of dashing Donners…doing a litany the pond could recite in its sleep, though deplorably he refuses to call for the return of the Latin mass, which makes him a tad suspect, ideologically and theologically, at least in the pond's eyes ...


Ah, thank the long absent lord, it all becomes clear … Donners was cranking up the hysteria to promote his latest book, displaying an admirable entrepreneurial capitalist spirit … though with his endless blather about Orwell, why didn't they just put a new cover on George and re-issue Nineteen Eighty-Four? 

After all, its author was a devoted, fervent socialist, of an idiosyncratic kind, for the entirety of his life ...

Meanwhile, with conspiracies, fear and loathing in the air, it seems only fair to balance matters by turning to the Pope for some papal advice on an actual conspiracy involving a real threat … with more papal advice here …



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3 comments:

  1. GrueBleenJun 5, 2018, 9:16:00 AM

    Donners re Nineteen Eighty-Four: "...where "thoughtcrime" is impossible as "there will be no words in which to express it"."

    Now I certainly revere George Orwell, and I seriously enjoyed much of his writings, but in this case he was just perpetrating a wee joke: the human response to "no words ...to express it" is to invent new words ! Amazing eh ? But does Donners really, truly think that the human race had to invent words for it before it could engage in sex ? Or did the words come later.

    Besides, just think that there was never any such thing as electricity because there were "no words ...to express it". Then some words were given to us (thanks God) and behold, we had electricity.

    You said: "Never mind, relentless repetition is the chief tool of the mindless ideologue"

    Absolutely spot on DP, and the more mindless the repetitive screed, the more the ideologues revere it.

    But just apropos of nothing much, I wonder what Israel Folau might think about why God refrained from bringing It's existence to the notice of Folau's people for all of human history until very recently, and why It chose such a bloodthirsty invasive lot to bring them the news.

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  2. werewolfJun 5, 2018, 12:06:00 PM

    It would appear that all of Rupert's drones are from the right wing of the catholic religion I wonder how they deal with Rupert's philandering.
    I suppose you take what you can get when you can spread fantasies to convert the world to catholicism.
    I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if religion was not practised so that they control the wealth and political outcomes by having such power through
    their control of prime property in major cities around the world.
    I know in some of the provincial cities in Australia they have entire central business districts either owned or controlled by trusts from the catholic church.
    Thank you Dorothy for giving me the opportunity have my say sometimes disjointed comments by adding my comments this does relieve my built up anger at what is reported by the media in Australia.

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    1. BefuddledJun 5, 2018, 2:42:00 PM

      "I wonder how they deal with Rupert's philandering". I don't think they care about the behaviour of their superiors WW - their obsession is to control the behaviour of the rest of us. The church never cared much about the behaviour of the nobility unless it had some consequence for the church. The behaviour of the lower classes, on the other hand, was critical to the wealth and power of the other two estates.

      Nothing much has changed, these people are so invested in an orthodoxy that any criticism of that orthodoxy becomes an attack on themselves. The wheels have fully detached themselves from the neoliberal bandwagon, their revered authority figures keep popping up in court on kiddie fiddling charges and now the gays are being treated like real people. The likes of Donners and The Bro are probably having nightmares about peasants with pitchforks.

      SDO seems to explain a lot of reptile behaviour. Though it seems more like a disorder than an orientation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_dominance_orientation

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