Who can really blame the ANU?
The pond always knew the oscillating fan was silly, and perhaps delusional, seemingly unaware of the the nature of the lizard Oz rag he regularly turns up in …
The answer, doofus, is that every reptile worth his salt can, and will, blame the ANU, and even a few of the unsalted nuts will do it too …
Why there was the reptile editorialist this day, sounding off, and sounding like they'd invited the onion muncher in for a guest spot … and feeling strongly enough about it to put a pointer on the front digital page …
Get a grip OF, when the reptiles are on a crusade, they make Mao's thousand mile trek look like an afternoon saunter …
And nota bene OF, it's the ANU or nothing, they'll never settle for another university, not even the ACU, because when reptiles get in a rage, they stay angry for years, no, decades … because the hunt for the Order of Lenin medal to expose the ANU history department continues apace to this very day.
Oh speak to the hand, or the Oz editorialist OF, this bloody caper has entirely ruined the pond's credibility.
It's sillier than a Python sketch, but since you insist on going over it yet again, the pond must perforce make it available to its trained army of dedicated Crisis in Western Civilisation readers … there must be one, or perhaps two left ...
This is news, OF? As if we didn't already know the onion muncher was a born liar, devious, underhand, and with abundant delusions of grandeur? That's why the lizards of Oz love him so, and shit stir on his behalf on a daily basis ...
The pond's army of Crisis in Western Civilisation specialists will need something more to justify this epic waste of their time …please, do go on ...
Who could blame them (rhetorically, and without a question mark)?
Why every dumb fuck reptile will go on blaming them until the twelfth of never.
Get used to it, and next time a reptile scribbles about climate change, just think of the damage they're doing to Western Civilisation, not to mention the planet.
Do you ever wonder why you support them? Would the Ramsay centre provide teachable moments about quislings and fellow travellers?
Never mind, the pond was delighted to see the way the cartoonists are currently celebrating another possible Crisis in Western Civilisation, and with a bit more impact than another useless y'artz degree (the reptiles having assured the pond that y'artz degrees and y'artz students are generally a waste of space) …
"Get a grip OF, when the reptiles are on a crusade, they make Mao's thousand mile trek look like an afternoon saunter …"
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah DP, but where have all the "Great Books" gone ? That's the really big mystery.
PS, it's a 1000 li trek, and the li is standardised at 500m.