As all the reptiles fall for the Republican three card trick, the oldest form of GOP knavery and distraction delivered down under, the pond would like to pause for a moment, and point out the best left wing blog currently available in this land of wonders.
The pond stumbled on this extreme friend of comrade Bill purely by accident, but this fervent, passionate left-wing blogger knew exactly what to say about Malware's latest sets of obvious tricks ...
Panic, fear, of course ... and that cynical rushing out of promises of tax cuts after a disastrous day at the end of a disastrous year ... panic has set in, will the asbestos lady tell him to go?
Now if the pond hadn't been deeply conservative, these are exactly the sort of rabid extremist left-wing thoughts the pond might have had infiltrating the old noggin' ...
Even the deeply conservative might cultivate extreme fear and loathing of Malware each day they attempt to use his NBN ...
Truth to tell, this left-winger was too extreme for the pond, too repetitious, far too obsessed, much too malcontented about Malware even for the pond ...
This very morning this story turned up on their ABC's breakfast show, as a trio of morning distractors discussed this fervently left-wing blogger's story.
One wretch - some junior ministerial lickspittle lackey - tried to dismiss it as nonsensical, but naturally their ABC seized on the story and used it to mock the Liberals ...
Every little angle, every little trick to pour scorn on Malware must leave Comrade Bill swimming in this blogger's wake, gasping in awe and astonishment at his resolute trashing of Malware ... as when the Napoleonic delusions of the man were recently skewered ...
It turns out this dummy is so dumb that even a hick from the deep north has better smarts. Is it any wonder his authority has collapsed?
It will be remembered that assorted Labor politicians tried to nail Malware about that decision to cancel - comrade Bill said Malware was frightened of his party, frightened of the electorate, frightened of the parliament - others compared him to authoritarian tyrants - but surely these are mere pinpricks up against the image of a hot air balloon collapsing and losing all authority ...
This deeply left-wing blogger is attuned to every Labor tactic, and willing to ask the most pertinent questions as he tries to stir trouble within the Liberal party ranks ...
It goes without saying that this leftie - thoughts of Chairman Mao or Uncle Joe often leap to mind - celebrates every chance of a Liberal defeat, though at times he does sometimes show a little sympathy for the soft Liberal underbelly of pathetic wets like the poodle ...
Of course Albo is right ... or so this devious Labor cheerleader blogger would argue at every turn.
The pond can't go through all the recent postings at this dangerously subversive blog, but the tendency to the apocalyptic is remarkable ...
Every day is a clarion call for Malware to go, and for the Liberals to collapse into themselves like colliding distant stars ...
Now the pond might have got this all wrong ...
It seems there are some that can't stand this blogger, and feel threatened by him - it's true he's as rabid and as dangerous as a wild dog loose in the streets - and they might even imagine that they're trapped in a remake of the remake of Blade Runner ...
Be that as it may, however much this extreme left-wing blogger consorts with pedophiles, however much he looks like a street screen in a fog-drenched movie about killer cyber 'bots, the pond wondered how it was possible for the likes of Pope to match this rhetorical Malware hater and his deeply rooted Malcontent ...
Well credit where credit is due, the Pope always does his best, and his comparison of Malware today to a hermit crab almost takes the high ground back from the best left-wing blogger in the business, with more exemplary papal postings, as always, available here ...
Oh and the refusal to name the blogger is deliberate. The pond wouldn't want to encourage him, because he has the very same narcissistic streak as the Donald and Malware ... and too much attention goes to his head like an aphrodisiac ...
The deeply serious question the pond must now ask is this ... is this blogger the poodle working under deep cover?
Good GOD! Bolt on a public screen? Down here in Melbourne as we watch obscure arty documentaries or SBS programmes on the big screen at Federation Square, the mind sometimes turns to what life would be like if the ugliness that News content was splashed in front of innocent young and old minds . and there it is! You are in our thoughts j.r., and all who find themselves exposed.
ReplyDeleteYes but did they have to pay for the Bolt or was it free - the video equivalent of leaving a pile of newspapers in departure lounges ? And how many extra 'viewers' for Bolt were claimed because of it ? Apparently about 1/4 million people pass through Central Station in an average day (according to the Daily Telegraph, anyway).
DeleteRemember that the Bolter is the spawn of South Australia and Victoria and now we must all pay the price ...
DeleteYair, but, DP, Andy is all Dutch, and they're crazy: they stick a finger in a dike hole and expect it to hold back the flood.
DeleteI'm a little bewildered that the media, across the board, regard Malware's shutdown as fodder for shits and giggles. Suspending parliament for no good reason, just to avoid a difficult week in the house is leaving the metaphorical burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of democracy, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOTOH, while they can't pass legislation, there are 70 people who seem quite happy to get together while Mal is chucking a sickie and raise hell. I hope they do - then watch the government come scuttling back to the big house. Now that would be funny.