Now the pond is aware that many get their jollies and eat their popcorn while watching the "Lyin' Ted" v. "The Snivelling Coward Donald" show, and it's true nothing on this planet could match it.
Probably nothing off it either, if anyone can remember the pallid, pathetic re-make of the first Star Wars, with the same leaden dialogue and set pieces as the first, now spreading like a plague of cockroaches through the home theatres of the world ...
But the pond must trudge through domestic sludge, and it would be remiss not to follow up on its epic trek yesterday - no, not suffering with poor old Harrison Ford - you can type this shit, JJ, but no one can say it - but rather the through the self-glorification of dear former leader ex-chairman Tony Rudd and the oscillating fan's attempt to deflate the Blimp balloon.
Naturally there was immediate tweeting fall-out, in which one of the pond's participants played a fearsome role ...
Oh indeed, it's funny how things work out, and it's funny how the reptiles can't get enough of Kevin Abbott ...
See how the Terrorist reptiles tackle the task today, with plenty of pics to bolster up a flimsy story ...
Now the pond suspects that the main reason the reptiles ran the story was that they fell in love with the graphic of the bus ...
There is no actual bus tour.
It's only mentioned by the reptiles in the splashes and then in a metaphorical way suitable for cartoon illustration.
All that's mentioned is travel entitlements ... but that gives the reptiles a chance to re-cycle some tired old semi-selfies where someone forgot to hit the 'auto contrast' button in Photoshop before circulating the image:
It's only mentioned by the reptiles in the splashes and then in a metaphorical way suitable for cartoon illustration.
All that's mentioned is travel entitlements ... but that gives the reptiles a chance to re-cycle some tired old semi-selfies where someone forgot to hit the 'auto contrast' button in Photoshop before circulating the image:
Talk about Cons in a cave darkly ...
It could be seen as tragic or pathetic, or a comic mixture of both, in much the same way as Falstaff sometimes gets a mention.
It could be seen as tragic or pathetic, or a comic mixture of both, in much the same way as Falstaff sometimes gets a mention.
And if anyone remembers that Abbott had a problem with women, the Terrorists have got a fix for that ...
"Tony's Angels?" Yep, in this alternative world the Terrorists are constructing, women are right on side with Tony Rudd ...
There are a few sceptics in the world who've doubted the pond's thesis that if Turnbull wins the election but returns to power, Abbott will seize the moment and have a go at him, but here's concrete evidence. If any of these benighted souls get back in, Kevin Abbott can claim some of the credit.
Abbott might not win any challenge to Turnbull - his relentless turning up in stories in the Terror, his grand-standing, white-anting, sniping, and undermining, have - pace the oscillating fan - alienated many who once supported him, but there's little doubt that the crazed fundamentalists remain a seething mess of dangerous snakes in a Well of Sorrows scene, with Malware needing his trusty Harrison Indiana Jones whip handy ...
Abbott might not win any challenge to Turnbull - his relentless turning up in stories in the Terror, his grand-standing, white-anting, sniping, and undermining, have - pace the oscillating fan - alienated many who once supported him, but there's little doubt that the crazed fundamentalists remain a seething mess of dangerous snakes in a Well of Sorrows scene, with Malware needing his trusty Harrison Indiana Jones whip handy ...
Cue the chief snake in the well ...
Undoubtedly there are some - like the poodle Pyne - who are hoping that Cory summons up the courage, splits from the Liberal party and runs on his own platform:
But thus far Cory is best at writing abusive emails to single mums:
Charming chappie here ... the pond immediately began to worry about his children ... but there's a truly rich joke at the bottom of the lizard Oz report ...
Cautioned against fringe politicians eroding the Liberal base ... in a party once led by the wall puncher, and containing the likes of Cory. As fundamentalist fringe as a surrey with a fringe on top ...
The pond hasn't got the imagination to make this sort of rich comedy material up ...
And so to another bold initiative by gorgeous George and Malware and that promise of a plebiscite before end of year:
The pond hasn't got the imagination to make this sort of rich comedy material up ...
And so to another bold initiative by gorgeous George and Malware and that promise of a plebiscite before end of year:
Now the original news and the promise would only have pleased those anxious to piss $160 million against the wall when an obvious and immediate solution was to hand, but with Cory and the other gorgeous George sniping at Malware's flank, the sheep was always going to be penned in record time ...
But enough of all the predictable disappointments.
To remove the snake sour lemon taste, the pond would usually round things out with a cartoon, to wash away the bitterness and the acrid flavour
But inspired by the mutton Dutton - turning up like a Luke Skywalker in the final minutes to pose like a cowled clown against the landscape - how about a movie?
Six million for a movie (with forced video) that will only ever be shown on television?
Kerry only got one Alan Bond, and here's hoping Trudi-Ann Tierney gets only one mutton Dutton ... or they both head off to a galaxy far, far away ...
Oh okay, we did mention a surrey with a fringe on top. Here, take a trip back to the world where Cory still lives in his head ...
Oh okay, we did mention a surrey with a fringe on top. Here, take a trip back to the world where Cory still lives in his head ...
If a member of my staff wrote a customer an email as rude and aggressive as Bernardi's to the single mother, they'd be on a written warning.
ReplyDeleteAnd rather than the single mother going away to inform herself, the writer would be sent to a short course in charm and customer service.
But as things stand, teh writer doesn't seem to have a manager - until he has his own party of course.
Be fair, VC, she isn't a client or any thing like one; she's just another left-progressive soft persecutor who'll never vote for "the Great Menzies of the 21st Century" anyway.
DeleteBesides, not that I know what business you're in, or what contact your staff has with your customers, but there's a fair percentage of humanity that I've had contact with for whom I'd regard Cori's salutation as exceptionally courteous (though not assuming that the lady addressed is one such).
Wouldn't you allow your staff some leeway to "deal as they are dealt to" ?