(Above: important news for dissident Catholics thinking of turning Anglican here).
Put it another way: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It is a whole month since I visited the Sydney Anglicans website. For this sin, I am deeply sorry. Whack me with a recitation of the rosary, but please, oh please, not all the beads ...
Hang on, hang on, as usual the pond is garbled and cross-wired, the pernicious confession routine has no place in the spiritual life of Sydney Anglicans, and it's time to convert those pagan Catholics to the joys of vicardom.
Yep, the pond almost missed Mark Gilbert's Would You Invite Jesus Home for Dinner?, wherein he explains the theological wickedness of the Catholic church and its recent windy, wordy alterations to the Mass, with Christmas a handy time for attempted conversion:
There's nothing like the unseemly sight of Xians squabbling over minor wording and theological niceties at Xmas time to remind the pond why a decent sturdy atheism (or even nonchalant agnosticism) allows for a much quieter life ...
One can just imagine the Anglican and Catholic friends getting into the liturgy and a barney after a sherry or three ... There's nothing like Xmas for a domestic.
In much the same way, Dr Jensen devoted part of his Xmas message to the controversies and scandals of BC/AD dating system. Well it's a scandal in the minds of some Anglicans. (Celebrating the 'world's greatest inspiration').
Will Xians ever get over their eccentric, arrogant, self-centred view of the world and its history?
Arrogant tyrants? The Sydney Anglicans? The pond merely reports and you decide ...
Tanzania is of course tremendously anti-homosexual:
Any person who- (a) has carnal knowledge of any person against the order of nature; or (b) has carnal knowledge of an animal; or (c) permits a male person to have carnal knowledge of him or her against the order of nature, commits an offence, and is liable to imprisonment for life and in any case to imprisonment for a term of not less than thirty years. (2) where the offence, under subsection (1) of this section is committed to a child under the age of ten years the offender shall be sentenced to life imprisonment. (wiki LGBT rights in Tanzania).
No wonder Sydney Anglicans can dance with delight in Morogoro, but you'll find little cause to dance if you happen to be gay and turn to them for a little Xian fellowship.
Campaign against prejudice and bigotry? Moi?
And now for another confession.
The pond really only wanted to take note of recent developments at the Sydney Anglican website for one quintessential reason.
Try as you might to take the Queen away from the Anglicans, you can't take the Queen out of the Anglicans, not even the dissident, 'anti-female in any position of authority within the church' Sydney Anglicans.
Naturally they provided a splash at the top of the page, along with a link to the Queen's Channel at YouTube and her 2011 broadcast, flag fluttering in the breeze, as she spoke to the value of the Xian faith.
The Queen? Long may she rule over us, happy and glorious?
Dammit, and there the Queen was, as cheerful and flush royal purple as beetroot in a salad, sounding for all the world like a female teacher to whom Sydney Anglicans should pay heed, without regard for the advice of the good book:
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. (1 Corinthians 14)
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. (1 Corinthians 14)
Of course in the very same text there's a lot of jibber jabber about speaking in tongues, so who's to make sense of it all.
And of course YouTube isn't a church, nor television networks, unless, in the Emily Dickinson-Walt Whitman - William Blake way, you take the view that the world is a church:
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church,
I keep it staying at Home -
With a boblink for a Chorister,
And an Orchard, for a Dome.
Some keep the Sabbath in surplice;
I just wear my wings,
And instead of tolling the bell for church,
Our little sexton sings. (Dickinson)
So maybe the Queen was singing with a palace for a Dome.
Bow down Sydney Anglicans to the Queen - on your knees thank you - and acknowledge the supreme governor and defender of the faith - a woman - and designated appointer of archbishops and bishops, opener of the Synod, Royal assenter to Measures and the promulgation of Canons ...
And by the way, where is your apostle Paul now?
Long may she rule over you and instruct you in the many errors of your many GAFCON ways ...
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