(Above: and more essential Rowe here ). It's rare that the pond shouts at the television screen, but whenever Tom Switzer appears i...

(Above: and more excellent Rowe here ). There's no doubt that the US election exceeds any of the loonery to be found locally, a...

It was of course not just the question on the pond's lips, but the question haunting everyone in the land: You talk like Marlene ...

(Above: and more David Rowe here ). It's the business of the pond to measure the temperature in the herpetarium on a daily basis. T...

Sad to say, the Caterist must be swept away from the top of the Faraway Tree, but what a way to do it, because the pond was mightily im...