Time for some of that essence of the chattering Devine?

Naturally the pond was entranced ...

Oh indeed, indeed.

Step forward sniggering honorary members of the sinister inner city 'leets, you wretched members of the chattering classes, and confess your sins and your crimes:

What's that you say reptiles? Bronnie is a member of the dangerous, deadly inner city Surry Hills hipster 'leets? 

So that explains the taste for chopper rides and champers.

But now let us turn to the Devine, and what a Devine rant it is, as she chatters away, being a paid up member of the professional chattering class:

Oh the dear, sweet kind lad, full of symbolic gestures and big hearted compromises.

How cruel of the Surry Hills hipsters, deep in their bunkers, to cut him down with their deadly febrile leaks.

Searing, gracious, self-effacing and so on and on, yadda yadda, and no doubt history will be as kind as it has been to Billy McMahon. Well at least everybody remembers the skirt with the shocking split in it...

Yep, you've been Devined, and once again the pond must apologise for splashing about the malodorous pong known as ...

But go on, admit you had fun reading it ...

And on and on the memes and the cartoons, which just keep rolling on ...