tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post6107243145436122925..comments2024-03-29T04:12:15.091+11:00Comments on loon pond: In which the reptiles engage in a death roll tussle, in the filthy, grey green, greasy, muddy waters of Murdoch la la land ...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-14027267084379077352015-03-09T07:36:19.887+11:002015-03-09T07:36:19.887+11:00An oldie but a goodie, well worth the six minutesAn oldie but a goodie, well worth the six minutesdorothy parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00816807935021738560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-34242638887614940252015-03-09T04:09:24.096+11:002015-03-09T04:09:24.096+11:00Oh dear, the convicts are getting uppity. Stoner s...Oh dear, the convicts are getting uppity. Stoner sues Jones over CSG claims.<br /><br />http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/andrew-stoner-sues-alan-jones-and-greens-mp-jeremy-buckingham-over-mining-attacks-20150308-13y5nr.html<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-10827607023946680162015-03-09T03:50:20.081+11:002015-03-09T03:50:20.081+11:00Pete and Dud nailed it more than 40 years ago. It&...Pete and Dud nailed it more than 40 years ago. It's sitting on warm chairs what dun it.<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpNZTv6Dayo<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-15972294596230617602015-03-08T21:38:49.945+11:002015-03-08T21:38:49.945+11:00This is particularly unflattering to the Good Reve...This is particularly unflattering to the Good Reverend but whenever I read anything by him I always think of Gerard Henderson. <br />Have they ever been seen in the same room at the same time?<br /><br />I think not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-35660339071382513912015-03-08T19:51:25.361+11:002015-03-08T19:51:25.361+11:00Perhaps the good Reverend might be persuaded to co...Perhaps the good Reverend might be persuaded to consider <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy" rel="nofollow">an alternative</a>, to resolve the manifest <a href="http://www.avantnews.com/news/38255-fossilized-feces-of-jesus-wreaks-havoc" rel="nofollow">retention issues</a>?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-42136330908270653662015-03-08T14:59:46.029+11:002015-03-08T14:59:46.029+11:00Ha ha! Excellent
I have a friend whose wife is a...Ha ha! Excellent<br /><br />I have a friend whose wife is a nurse and insists he wash his hands with Dettol every time he handles money. She says it has more germs than a toilet seat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-45879243566785518472015-03-08T13:31:53.322+11:002015-03-08T13:31:53.322+11:00It must be a plan of a tack, or sumtin'. They&...It must be a plan of a tack, or sumtin'. They'd nail 'em for that. Then new medals pinned on the heroic saviours all round... again. Lots of tree killing torytariat tales to file... again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-63980548647349766092015-03-08T13:07:15.582+11:002015-03-08T13:07:15.582+11:00Homosexual Microbes pervert God's Plan For The...Homosexual Microbes pervert God's Plan For The Miniature Kingdom (Central Coast Fundamental Press - for immediate release, praise be to God)<br /><br />In a shocking discovery that will terrify all God-fearing souls, CCFP reporters can now lay bare Satan's plot to contaminate the flock with sin at sizes below that of the visible world.<br /><br />Lead Boffin at the Central Coast Religious Validation Unit, Doctor Professor the Rev. Gilbert Q.Runcible, has discovered this dreadful secret through application of advanced new God-inspired technology.<br /><br />This new gift of The Lord, the Micro-Scope, was recently sent in a cosmic vision to our somewhat recently departed brother, Mr Leeuwenhoek, formerly of Christian Europe.<br /><br />By application of the Micro-scope, the good Reverend Doctor Professor was able to, for the first time in Christian theology, witness the subhuman realm in its iniquitous totality. And the results will disgust you, yea even as you seek absolution for the sin of learning.<br /><br />(The following details are liable to cause dizzy spells in the weaker members of the flock. God fearing men of sound physical constitution should consider their mortal souls and read on only if at peace with The Lord.)<br /><br />It is now apparent that, due to Satan's mockery, the world of the infinitely small is filled with a range of hideous parodies of God's creation itself. Small deformed creatures lurk the tiny corners of the world!<br /><br />Misshapen blobs of protoplasm, these repugnant Satanic monstrosities are to be found everywhere: in our food, our homes, on our very bodies,--- even in our Holy Waters drawn straight from the parish fount!<br /><br />And the worst is yet to come. Steel yourself brethren, prepare your sword and shield for we will be soon at war with Satan's dark forces. For these hideous Microbes, as the good Reverend Doctor Professor has named them, ARE RAVING HOMOSEXUALS, CAPABLE OF BREEDING THEIR VILE KIND.<br /><br />What the good Reverend Doctor Professor observed was indescribable, but we shall try.<br /><br />Each of these Microbes, after a period of obscene gluttony and sloth, reproduced in a manner worthy of Brother Bosch's most accurate painted visions of Leviathan's realm. After splitting its very body in half, it then proceeded in two directions at once as two identical creatures!!!!<br /><br />How can this be anything but Satan's mocking of God's natural law, through a repulsive Homosexual parody of the Natural Law of man lying with woman, which method is as God commanded, praise be to him.<br /><br />Two identically gendered bodies, writhing in a pit of animalistic hedonism, churning out ever increasing numbers of minuscule Homosexuals without end --- a veritable miasma of sinful wantonness, within which iniquity we drown.<br /><br />The good Reverend Doctor Professor has noted that the faithful, being on observation filled with such Homosexual perversities even unto the unspeakable excreta of their bellies, should pray all the more for deliverance from pestilence. The Last Days are truly upon us!<br /><br />But be calm, good flock!!! The good Reverend Doctor Professor also notes that a potential cure is at hand, praise be to God's mysterious ways.<br /><br />Recent discoveries by CCFP operatives have identified a method by which Satanic Atheists keep themselves free of such visceral contamination.<br /><br />This miracle drink, Disinfectant, will be made available for immediate consumption by all faithful flock, once we can figure out how to pay Caesar's coin to the Atheist Scum without touching any Microbe-infested currency.Central Coast Fundamental Press Propaganda Divisionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-24405964076543145272015-03-08T12:07:33.556+11:002015-03-08T12:07:33.556+11:00OMG!..what would happen if they heard a request fo...OMG!..what would happen if they heard a request for one of these!?..: مسمار ملف ؟Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-78092371890183621902015-03-08T10:47:48.125+11:002015-03-08T10:47:48.125+11:00What do you think about a series of 'Fireside ...What do you think about a series of 'Fireside Chats' to get Abbott safely installed in the bosom of the electorate, DP? One hand in the pocket of a tasteful cardigan, the other holding a pipestem. I'm not so much put off by the lycra codpiece (for goodness sakes, if his daughters haven't persuaded him to put if away, why should Fred Nile bother?) as by those waving mitts. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08158673564017581517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-4999519280464399092015-03-08T10:26:05.558+11:002015-03-08T10:26:05.558+11:00The Baird government have banned speaking Arabic i...The Baird government have banned speaking Arabic in gaols. The Telegraph are having orgasms. Bolt's brain will explode.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-35311592143375701542015-03-08T09:50:12.895+11:002015-03-08T09:50:12.895+11:00Oh!..the joy of seeing the Murdoshians at each oth...Oh!..the joy of seeing the Murdoshians at each others throats and knickers...tear away you bastards, rip away!..only this time, when any of you attend the next briefing by 'the Fuhrer' , for god's sake, move the satchel when HE moves!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-19391750866635784412015-03-08T09:41:19.316+11:002015-03-08T09:41:19.316+11:00I suspect Mr. Nile snaps on the ansells every time...I suspect Mr. Nile snaps on the ansells every time he goes to urinate!<br />As for those millions going to a book to find solace in sexual titillation, I would like to adopt the comment found in Mr. Hemingway's missive on Paris :"A Moveable Feast" (if I recall ?) where a friend painter remarks that he ; "didn't understand why M. Gauguin felt the need to go all that way to the islands to paint, when there were satisfactory subjects right here in Paris !"...if you get my drift.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com