tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post1827534925001668051..comments2024-03-28T22:51:37.034+11:00Comments on loon pond: Bigots finding it hard to rate, okay?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-36185864220476763012014-04-09T13:30:59.678+10:002014-04-09T13:30:59.678+10:00Lachie Murdoch has done his job well at 10. He gut...Lachie Murdoch has done his job well at 10. He gutted the sports channel in the first month, contracted his sister Elizabeth to provide a raft of failed programming and has driven the network's ratings to the lowest point in its history. Rupert is ready to buy the whole thing for chump change once Abbott changes the media ownership laws. Only problem they have (now) is relying on Clive Palmer to pass the legislation.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239445868541070549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-21989635501616380222014-04-02T08:44:17.879+11:002014-04-02T08:44:17.879+11:00Now you've had plenty of time to read, so to t...Now you've had plenty of time to read, so to the questions:<br /><br />Do you have to be a "Lefty" to think of Andrew Bolt as a twit?<br />Do you have to be a "Lefty" to think drinking the Murdoch kool aid is unwise?<br />Do you have to be a "Righty" to think with the Chairman that the Malaysian flight was stolen and effectively hidden in northern Pakistan, like Bin Laden?<br />Do you have to be a "Lefty" to think the return to knights and dames is a nonsense which reveals the deeper nonsense and mindset that is Tony Abbott?<br />Do you have to be a "Lefty" to think gays and women should have equal rights?<br />Do you prefer to be a "Righty" and take the side of Vald the impaler on gay rights and Ukraine?<br />Do you have to be a "Lefty" to think it wise to look after that environment?<br />Does that mean that farmers looking after their land are a bunch of "Leftys"?<br /><br />And there are a lot more questions, but the pond's guessing you're a kool aid drinker from way back, and that you pissed your sense of humour away with the effluvium ...<br /><br />But do troll again. We love people who think the world is divided, by caps, into the strict binary of Left, and Right ...<br /><br />Just remember when trolling that the pond won a magpie with bar for serving in the Tamworth Liberation Front ...dorothy parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00816807935021738560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-68320530289760287582014-04-02T08:36:25.489+11:002014-04-02T08:36:25.489+11:00One of the pond's favourite moments of modern ...One of the pond's favourite moments of modern tweeting loonacy by the Chairman dorothy parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00816807935021738560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-77055529956916454162014-04-01T15:59:27.629+11:002014-04-01T15:59:27.629+11:00I cannot believe that all New York nursing homes h...I cannot believe that all New York nursing homes have no vacancies. What about mental asylums?<br /><br /><br />http://i1.wp.com/nofibs.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rupert_tweet.jpg?resize=640%2C960<br />higgs bosonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-86596115535522531102014-04-01T15:25:00.149+11:002014-04-01T15:25:00.149+11:00You do realise how humourless you sound, you poor ...You do realise how humourless you sound, you poor trolling sod? As for Lefty (wtf with the cap?), still wearing the old bi-focals? If you must know, the pond is actually a proud anarcho-synicalist libertarian anarchist with Python splitter tendencies. The pond once served with the Tamworth Liberation Front, and when we weren't deporting Dutch people with a tendency to eat peppermints and drink hot chocolate, we dined at nine on witchetty grubs.<br /><br />Now here's your reading for the week, and yes questions will be asked:<br /><br />Tony: How do you do, good lady. I am Tony, King of the Dinkums.<br /> Who's castle is that?<br /> WOMAN: King of the who?<br />Tony: The Dinkums.<br /> WOMAN: Who are the Dinkums?<br />Tony: Well, we all are. We're all Dinkums and I am your king.<br /> WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous<br /> collective.<br /> DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.<br /> A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--<br /> WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.<br /> DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--<br />Tony: Please, please good people. I am in haste to knight the Bolter. Who lives<br /> in that castle?<br /> WOMAN: No one lives there.<br />Tony Then who is your lord?<br /> WOMAN: We don't have a lord.<br /> Tony: What?<br /> DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take<br /> it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.<br />Tony: Yes.<br /> DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified<br /> at a special biweekly meeting.<br />Tony: Yes, I see.<br /> DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--<br />Tony: Be quiet!<br /> DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--<br />Tony: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!<br /> WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?<br /> Tony: I am your king!<br /> WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.<br />Tony: You don't vote for kings.<br /> WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?<br /> Tony: The Lady of the Lake,<br /> [angels sing]<br /> her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur<br /> from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,<br /> Tony, was to carry Excalibur.<br /> [singing stops]<br /> That is why I am your king! And now I must knight the Bolter ...<br /><br />And by the way, it seems strange to speak of a Dorothy as a chap. Are you a cross-dresser perchance? Could we share a frock or three?<br /><br />Haven't you mastered the conservative argot yet? You know, like, let's string the provocative bitch up from the nearest tree ...dorothy parkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00816807935021738560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-28978577395812586362014-04-01T14:21:18.913+11:002014-04-01T14:21:18.913+11:00The Blot is the symbol of all that is wrong with t...The Blot is the symbol of all that is wrong with the right actually. Hence the fascination with this extraordinary example of how badly a human being can turn out, and underlying my fascination is the prospect of some sort of therapy that would re-construct the poor petal - with all his Freudian neuroses - into a decent human being and provide him with some happiness in life. He does seem to be missing out on a lot of the joy that is to be had in this world of diversity and opportunity for those who allow themselves to actually like and enjoy the fact that human beings are not all the same and who realise that skin colour is no indication of character.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462488453822156883.post-84661097369520278672014-04-01T10:40:19.085+11:002014-04-01T10:40:19.085+11:00Ah, another Lefty with Bolt Derangement Syndrome. ...Ah, another Lefty with Bolt Derangement Syndrome. Bolt, Bolt, Bolt - the beginning and ending of all that you stand for. Poor pathetic chap.Bigotnoreply@blogger.com