Wednesday, July 04, 2018

In which the pond is overwhelmed by fond memories of onion muncher honesty ...


The reptiles kept the climate denialists raging at the top of the digital page through the day ...


Infuriate polite society? 

It reminded the pond it came from Tamworth, where a fucking idiot like Lloydie would cheerfully be labeled a fucking idiot …

As for the onion muncher, the oscillating fan decided to join the fray …


The problem here is attempting to make sense of the onion muncher, and to expect him to hold rational positions, perhaps even backed by scientific understanding …

But the onion muncher is actually an irrational hater, driven by demonic forces of a kind that the pond realised long ago lurked deep within certain Catholic hearts. 

It didn't really matter that much what porkies you told, or the wicked things you did … a little time in the confessional, a few Hail Marys and Our Fathers, perhaps a munch on human flesh and a sip of human blood, and you were right to sin the next time, and to dream the sleep of the righteous …


No wonder the oscillating fan struggled a little ...


Look, it's simple enough, and it's not a matter of mind, or the changing thereof. 

The onion muncher is a dedicated, expert, committed liar, and incidentally at his core a dinosaur luddite … and sometimes the truth will slip out …




But then the old instincts will return and the tale will be told afresh …

 



Go figure?

There's nothing to figure when confronted by an ambitious, scheming professional liar, now full of hate and the lust for revenge … (incidentally another feature of Catholic political scheming - if you want a good clean dose of bile and hate, the pond must introduce you to some of the NCC types lurking in the extended family) ...


Loyalty? He expects loyalty from the onion muncher? 

Why that's as silly as believing him when he said he wouldn't indulge in wrecking, sniping or undermining …

It's everyone for themselves in the onion muncher's universe …



1 comment:

  1. Are you keeping things from us, DP ? What's happened to the crisis in Western Civilisation - has that gone into some limbo state ? Isn't Climate Change a major component of the crisis ? Why haven't we heard howls of anguish from little Johnny Howard ?

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