Saturday, July 07, 2018

In which our Lloydie goes the full onion muncher ...


The pond had been waiting for some time for our Lloydie to go the full onion-munching Donald … and at last any fig-leaf pretence at climate science has been swept aside so that Lloydie can join the denialists in tearing down any attempt to do anything about that bloody hoax...


Well Lloydie's right about one thing… talk of 2℃ is but a pipe-dream and soon enough the world will be stewing in its juices, and will be able to thank Lloydie, the Donald and the onion muncher for their efforts ...


Well Lloydie's right about one thing… talk of 2℃ is but a pipe-dream and soon enough the world will be stewing in its juices, and will be able to thank Lloydie, the Donald and the onion muncher for their efforts …

Oh sorry, did the pond just repeat itself? Well that's what happens when you read our Lloydie, you nod off into mind-numbing inertia, with the mantra, "do sweet fuck all, and somehow magically, mystically, all will be well …"


Yep, this is the point where our Lloydie, always good at fatuous dissembling, and having disassembled any scheme for international action, provides a bunch of half-baked solutions…

Well Lloydie's right about one thing… talk of 2℃ is but a pipe-dream and soon enough the world will be stewing in its juices, and will be able to thank Lloydie, the Donald and the onion muncher for their efforts …

Sorry, reading Lloydie just keeps producing a déjà vu sense of befuddlement, which leaves the pond with a deep sense of inertia, and perhaps a wan hope that Bill Gates will sort it all out somehow with unadvised technologies somewhere far off in never-never land ...


Trust in Bill Gates?

The cold hard fact is that with every word their Lloydie scribbles in support of the onion muncher, and the Donald, while doing his damned best to obfuscate and produce a fog of words, our Lloydie is helping fuck the planet …

But enough of the repetitions, it's time for a celebratory Pope, with more papal offerings here ...



And so to a cold-comfort serve of tepid porridge from the oscillating fan ...



Perhaps the only sight that can match the tragedy of a Lloydie gone full onion-munching Donald is the oscillating fan's delusion that it can't happen here ...



But here's the thing. Encouraged by the Murdochian media, the current government routinely lurches away from sensible policies into policies driven by hard-core ideologies …with Malware forced to cover his hide by either doing nothing, or doing things that cater to the onion munching, Murdochian howling mob ...



Actually the present debate over environmental policies is a classic case of reactionary Murdochians of the Lloydie kind acting in a way that is entirely supportive of the onion muncher.

Does the oscillating fan ever read the reactionary rag that he scribbles for, and in so scribbling, tacitly endorses and supports?

It goes without saying that the onion muncher is a conspicuous flip-flopping hypocrite, using hobby horses such as climate science denialism to undermine Malware … but then so too is the lizard Oz, and their Lloydie ...



"The only players trying to wreck it are radicals on the Right and the Left"?!

And then the oscillating fan provides a list of names but leaves out their Lloydie and the lizard Oz climate science denialist division?

And that's how easy it is to hide in plain sight from the likes of the oscillating fan …

Never mind, rather than waste further tedious time on the reptile climate science denialist, onion-muncher-loving crusade, why not a Rowe cartoon to finish with, and as always,  with more Rowe to be found here ...



3 comments:

  1. Another tip for lllloydeee...

    Global warming may be twice what climate models predict

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/07/180705110027.htm

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  2. The fan was right about one thing: modern US politics is a quagmire.

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    1. US politics has always been a quagmire, Merc, on its better days.

      In recent times, just keep in mind McCarthy, Nixon, Reagan, Bush pere et fils, Obama, the Religious Evangelicals, the Freedom Caucus and the Tea Party, Superpacs and corporations empowered as citizens, the Koch brothers, Sara Palin ...

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