Monday, May 07, 2018

In which the pond avoids the 'leets by donning golden socks ...


The pond was hugely relieved that the reptiles, in their infinite generosity, decided to unleash the Oreo this day …and that her subject was the dreadful 'leets …

Now some humorists might see some desperate attempt by the Oreo herself to be considered 'leet in the CV at the bottom of her piece, seeing as how there's assorted 'leet institutions mentioned …


Of course the pond can only boast of having attended the Tamworth Public School … 

It's simply impossible to compare the pond's old school and its magpie and its motto…


… with the sort of rarefied circles that the Oreo runs in, perhaps in her golden Oreo 'leet socks …


That such a thing could be …and so to the first golden gobbet …


Remarkable really. In the old days, burning wood for warmth was something of a ritual in Tamworth, and tearing the pond's father way from his 44 gallon drum fires was impossible. Even worse, in Adelaide the pond trendily devoured mallee roots in search of warmth … oh the guilt ...

But now it's such a rare sight that the Oreo is astonished and calls it Dickensian …

Strange, it didn't feel that way in the country lodge which the pond visited last winter with plenty of others to defray the cost (at five hundred the night to hire the shack) , where a log fire was seen as a peak 'leet activity ...

Never mind, at this point the pond must remind these stray readers that the Oreo was blessed with the Lobbecke cartoon of the day, and anyone wanting to comment must be able to match the 'leet credentials of the dinkum battling Oreo ...


Yes, the pond realises it's being very repetitive, but surely the point needs to be made over and over again …

The Oreo is no 'leetist and she must needs heed the call of the common as mud onion muncher and valiantly rush to his defence …


For a moment, the pond hesitated and wondered whether it should have dobbed in the Oreo to the RSL for the shameful desecration of "Lest we forget", but that would seem churlish, given the way that the Oreo puts the wicked greenie leftist wet liberal 'leets to the sword, while quoting the humble and modestly poor George Soros. 

Some might wonder why, if the Oreo is so against the 'leets, she's quoting the deeds of a man who has always had an eye for a short-side fast buck … and some might wonder if the Oreo is really just shedding crocodile tears when she talks of the suffering of the poor, when apparently it might be better just to watch them cop the effects of climate change. 

Yep, like many poor people, the pond used to live at the bottom of the hill, and the one thing that could be guaranteed was that when the river flooded, it was the poor buggers who couldn't lord it over everyone else that copped the flooding … (oh and the retail part of town too, but serve them right).

Never mind, there will be many more years of meaningless blather of the "I support the idea of green energy" kind, sometimes accompanied by hand-wringing, but more likely accompanied by the dagger that the onion muncher hopes will penetrate Malware's thick hide … and the Monash Forum will keep riding, until its real work is done, and the onion muncher can match Richard III and regain his crown.

Meanwhile, there will be treats in the stocking for everyone soon enough, when Father Xmas comes calling, with Rowe already celebrating the good news… and with more celebratory Rowe to be found here ...

 

Hang on, hang on, what's Father Xmas doing with a shottie and why do those poor dear look so startled? Has Father Xmas gone 'leet?


4 comments:

  1. " the pond's old school and its magpie and its motto"

    But, butt DP, of course one always has to aim high, especially if shooting from a distance, because gravity pulls the bullet down into a shallow parabola whereby it loses height over distance.

    Oreo: "If coal is the enemy and being phased out by progressives, why is Soros sinking millions into new fossil enterprises ?"

    Oh strewth, here we go again: any lie told by any member of the 'identity cohort' is automatically true. But could we just consider that the Soros Investment company manages about US$27Billion, and the total investment mentioned by Daily Caller amounts to about US$160Million, or about 0.6% of total invested funds. And that the only coal investment (at least the only one I've seen mentioned) was US$4.7Million in Peabody (that slowly dying mess) which Soros has bought before (US$2.2Million back in 2015 which he later sold off). The rest were all oil and gas, basically which are still 'essentials' (especially the gas).

    But the Oreo wouldn't tell us that, would she; she'd pretend it was all about coal. Though Daily Caller News (part founded by Tucker Carlson if you know him) gave a comprehensive rundown from which the Oreo could have provided accurate information, if only she could read without needing a cohort member to tell her what the words mean.

    If you're interested, see: http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/19/george-soros-fossil-fuel-investments/

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  2. I'm familiar with dismembering pallets for re-purposing, and I am pretty sure that you can't chop them up for firewood, they are far too sturdy. Of course, your pallete ("a board that an artist uses for mixing paints on") if chopped up, would burn very well. But neither, if burned in a good fire, is going to produce enough smoke to make you cough.

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    1. Well spotted! If this woman was burning palettes she was probably an artist,and most of them are greenies, and elitists. Puzzlingly, WUWT today proved that greenies are nazis. I always thought they were communists.
      Somehow reminds me of George Orwell (might as well get him in)seeing a poor woman in Wigan trying to free up a blocked pipe with a stick.

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    2. Much less enough smoke to afflict a whole neighbourhood, JM. Though I can imagine that if the wood of the pallets had been treated with chemicals - to prevent it becoming too easily exposure weakened or whatever - it might produce some toxic smoke.

      But the reptiles need their 'green left horror stories' just to keep up their lunatic hatreds.

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