Tuesday, April 10, 2018

In which the pond senses another reptile free speech crusade approaching ...


After the party comes the hangover, but thank the long absent lord, Barners had the guts and the gumption to set the clock ticking, and we can all look forward to another party by Xmas …

In the meantime, there was important business to attend to. You see the moment anyone drew attention to the recent strange behaviour of the weather yesterday, that's the very time that the reptiles get going... on more important matters …


Well played Ben … now please make sure you mention the coal lovers' forum, dinkum Oz coal, oi, oi, oi, and praise be, surely coal is the best solution ...


Ah, it's another day at the lizard Oz, and so to the main feast for the day.

The pond had overlooked it when Alan Jones spoke up … he spent most of his column talking about the dire state of rugby in Australia, and the pond quite frankly wouldn't mind if rugby died and went to hell tomorrow …

But speaking of hell, it goes without saying that the right to consign poofters to eternal hellfire, damnation and suffering is very dear to homophobes, bigots, Daesh, Islamic and Xian fundamentalists, and Catholics and of course the Catholic Boys' Daily, and lately they've abandoned Margaret Court to take up a new cause …


Relax, the mutton Dutton certainly isn't talking about cutting back the importation of thugby players of any denomination … especially if they have a good homophobic bigoted Xian heart …though it helps to also love the notion of Prince Chuck as a kingly man ...

First course …


Is there a complimentary woman in the house? 

Of course the angry Sydney Anglicans hold dear the right to berate poofters and consign them to eternal hellfire … and how pleasing it must be for them to see a thugby unionist with the simple-minded prejudices and hate baked deep into the mind … and full of righteous suffering ...


But this clearly wasn't enough. When the reptiles go on a crusade, disguised as reporting, the degustation can be endless …

Second course …(and naturally to show where their sympathies lie, the reptiles would use a value free header, of the "the right to speak freely about how poofters are an abomination and an affront, and are destined to an eternity of hellfire in an imaginary place, as I point to the sky and thank my imaginary friend for the good work She does in helping me win on the rugger field, though when the other side win, it's clearly the work of the devil, in congress with abominable poofters …")

Or some such thing ...


Now as mentioned the pond had let the man in the London toilet pass by when he scribbled … it was about as silly as the dog botherer quoting Martin Luther King or the recent valiant reptile attempts to embrace Prince Chuck as a manly king …


"And would not expect not to be so judged"?

Well it was a silly double negative, though not perhaps as silly as when the dog botherer chipped in with talk of Martin Luther King or demonstrated a surprising intolerance about the right to speak freely with whatever might come to mind ...


Of course the thugby player isn't spouting hateful bile, so much as the simplistic, simple-minded understandings of a person skilled in handling balls and bum-sniffing and other important thugby skills, and therefore worthy of reptile concern...



How about that? The reptiles forced to head off to the "generally socially progressive readership" in the letters section of the Fairfaxians to mount a defence …

In other news, the readership of the lizard Oz values dinkum clean Oz coal, oi, oi, oi, and hates all this new-fangled energy nonsense. Bring on the April heat, it's way better than winter ...

As for Freedom Boy, is it right for our free speech lad to call the thugby player a dim-witted brawny pack of muscles while also a bear with very little brain?

Never mind, the important thing in doing the steps in the Tabakoff dance is to marshall many forces and opinions, before finally reaching the conclusion that the Daesh, and other religious fundamentalists should be free to speak their mind, because, as everyone knows, in due course, poofters will head off to an imaginary place thanks to the words of an imaginary friend recorded long ago by goat herders ...


Oh it's all terribly hard, with a lot of flip-flopping, but it's all to do with religious freedom and the right of Islamic and Xian fundamentalists to maintain the right to identify the demons in our midst ...


Uh huh. In much the same way that religious bodies turned the matter into a public relations win by showing extreme tolerance in the matter of SSM …

Oh they don't like it up 'em, that's a fact, and they hate the way that the tables have slowly turned. How they yearn for the good old days of clear-cut Daesh thinking ...

And speaking of marriage, just to get it over and done with, the pond cut out a number of noble reptile illustrations, but just had to keep in the one with the happy young couple … correct sexual orientation preserved, and humanity saved ...


Debate him but don't vilify him? In the same way that the Xians and Islamics and such like have debated homosexuality but never vilified it these past few thousand years?

Never mind, naturally the reptiles would end with Kurti and the right of people to be free to say things with which we don't agree, which is why the pond feels free to say that Folau really is a fuck-witted dimwit of the childish kind, and so is Kurti, and so are all the rest of the loons who believe their imaginary friend entitles them to persecute a tribe of people who, if you think about it for a nanosecond, were put on this earth by their imaginary friend …

Well it makes a change from Margaret Court, and the reptiles will no doubt keep it going for a few weeks, it being about the only way anyone will pay attention to the losing ways of thugby union ...

And so, because it's been an interminable ride, to the Pope of the day, which shows Malware on his own bike ride to Xmas … with more Pope here ...



1 comment:

  1. Maybe if Folau had instead just replied "1 Corinthians 6:9" it would all have been ok ?

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