Monday, March 19, 2018

In which remarkably the reptiles allow the pond a Monday Oreo treat ...


The pond is convinced there's a deep conspiracy at work in the reptile heartland …

Sure they've instituted a stern paywall, and surely this should spell the end of the pond, what with the pond's stubborn refusal to sign up and pay a stipend to access all its favourites …

And yet the reptiles keep serving up delicious treats to the pond, and this Monday is no exception …


No, not that one, delicious and tempting though it looks.

That amazing recipe using Oreos is here, as a way of getting your dinkum Oz-flavoured Oreo coal, oi, oi, oi, but the pond has no need of coal when the reptiles have served up their very own brand of undiluted Oreo …

No doubt there were others watching The Insiders when the cock crowed and the Bishop side-stepped the mutton Dutton and refused to go there, but not the reptiles or the Oreo …it's front and centre ...


Blessed by the Lobbecke of the day!

And naturally little Sir Echo was quick to join the fray, and step in behind the new leader of the gun-loving white supremacist white …


Well, reptile cultists know what a Lobbecke and an onion muncher signal, as sure as chaff blowing in the wind …

Please adopt a soccer or a ring announcer's voice, and shriek "It's Orreeooohhhhh time" ...


Indeed, indeed. What sayeth the Bishop?


Oh dear, that sounds like denial and rationalisation, at least in the world of the Oreo ...


Indeed, indeed, what sayeth the Bishop?


Expect a retraction from the far right gun-loving mutton Dutton?

Good luck with that...

Besides, in the land of the Oreo, it's well known that landowners and churches commonly targeted heathens, atheists and secularists in order to get the best locations … remember location, location, location …

Oh dear, as usual, the pond got that wrong, and stands corrected by the infallible Oreo ...


There's nothing like a dose of white rage to start off the week … and how pleasing to see that white rage apparently features on the syllabi of Harvard, London, Toronto, Amherst and Columbia (what's the University of Wisconsin doing in that mix? Haven't the dairy farmers got better things to do?)

Never mind, the pond bitterly regrets serving coal cookies at the start of proceedings … 

It should have got out the white Oreos instead … here, take a pick ...

        


Here no white racism … no white racism here ...

As for the weekend roadkill, what more to add than Rowe said in his cartoon this day? 

With more short-circuiting of the conversation, and other ways of avoiding reading nattering "Ned"available from Rowe here ...



4 comments:

  1. The Oreo: "Denial and rationalisation accompany the emergence of terrorist regimes and genocide. When possible, terrorists use physical characteristics to divide people and isolate a group for persecution. Skin colour is a blunt and effective tool for sowing social discord and fomenting revolution against dissidents. In South Africa, the horror of white-on-black racism is being reversed. The new racism is as foul as the old, but human rights activists are slow to denounce it."

    Oh yeah, I remember the white-on-black racism era, and also how quick true human rights activists like Joh Bjelke-Petersen and his ilk were to recognise it and wholeheartedly support it. And how they dragged the police into it as licensed violent agents of dissent suppression.

    But I have the answer ! You knew I would, right ? Ok, firstly, the government rounds up all the boers and takes away all their money. Then the government gives the money, and the land, to the dispossed natives who then take the land, and give (most of) the money back to the boers as compensation. All fixed ! But nobody had better screw up the boerewors sausages !

    Otherwise, that's a really good description of coloniallism and post-colonial oppression of the local natives, here and in Canada and America and South America and other parts of Africa and so on and so forth. I wonder where she managed to pick that up from. Maybe from somebody else who is "featured on the syllabi" of multiple universities ?

    But then we have: Oreo: "Communists and socialists commonly targeted landowners and churches for persecution in order to steal property and destroy dissent."

    Ok, so Henry VIII was a communist and socialist who seized church lands and took landowners property and money etc. That really gives an insight into Judeo-Christian Civilisation as practised by those Anglo-Saxon-Norman folks, and provided as the basis for Australia, eh ?

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  2. A truly wondrous dog-whistle from Dutton delivered in typically tactless, Trumpesqe fashion.

    He makes the statement and the fellow travellers around him scramble to make it seem reasonable. Give the man a Twitter account!

    I reckon he truly believes he is PM material. I mean, if an orange can do it, why not a brussel sprout?

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  3. The dispossession of the white farmers is "inciting genocide" - golly gosh!

    The book by Richard Gott titled Britain's Empire is the definitive truth-telling description of how the British empire really worked.

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  4. surely, as Mal cruises up the Information Superhighway, that speed sign should read 25 not 50. As we are absolutely confident that 25 is going to be enough, more than enough, for the average household.

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