Tuesday, March 27, 2018

In which the pond is swept away by the onion muncher spotting more unsubstantiated bile ...



Wow, a blitz of acronyms … it must be deadly serious.

The pond's plans for lunch were simple … kick back the heels, do a little "aren't Arndt terrible", perhaps a bit of dinkum Oz coal, oi, oi, oi … and then suddenly the onion muncher's outraged tweet attracted the attention of the oscillating fan and it was on …


What could the pond do?

After all, the onion muncher is still in pride of place on the pond - top of the world ma, top of the world - and the pond i helpless whenever the ancient mariner stoppeth the pond to have a whine and a whinge and a moan and a conversation about undermining and splitting…

The pond had clipped the PVO unsubstantiated bile - not to be confused with PVC - and thought it so innocuous it didn't bother to run it. Who knew?


Unexceptional stuff, unless the onion muncher these days gets enraged at the mere sight of Malware …

Everybody wants Malware gone - none more so than the pond on a bad NBN hair day - but who have they got to replace him?

Perhaps the onion muncher is realising that Lazarus with a quintuple bypass is just a little beyond him...


Oh dear, that's it? That's all he wrote?

But it does provide fresh evidence that the pond is right to keep the onion muncher at the top of the page, like a rat in a cage, full of rage ...

The world is a vampire, sent to drain 
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames 
And what do I get, for my pain? 
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game 
Even though I know, I suppose I'll show 
All my cool and cold, like old job 
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage 
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage 
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved 
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Or some such thing. The internet always gets the lyrics wrong, just like the pond.

The pond felt so inspired it had to scuttle off for another relevant and germane story …

You see the pond has been tracking Birmo and the Catholics, a saga down there with a Hootie and the Blowfish tune ...


The Catholic education war … the reptiles are compelled, and so is the pond. I

t was top of the pops again this morning in breaking news …


No wonder the onion muncher is enraged, no wonder that Fergo is worried about Birmo (see how the pond speaks fluently Oz coal slang, oi, oi, oi) ...


Catholics on the march, the mad monk enraged, and Birmo flummoxed and clueless … 

Oh these useless bloody crow eaters, get with the Catholic Boys' Daily agenda, out-pander the pandering comrade Bill, or get lost …


What is happening to this country? Where did it all go wrong? A camp divided cannot stand! A camp divided must fall, and yet the heroes of yesteryear, the Pellist almost as Pell as George himself must endure the slings and arrows of unsubstantiated bile …

Has Rowe got any explanation that has any remote connection? What's that, the Catholics are fishing in their trousers for some sand paper?

Well if you think that's not the full story, why not hunt out more Rowe here and see if that will help solve the many mysteries …



3 comments:

  1. Ferguson: "He is spoiling his long-term career prospects through arrogance and false assumptions."

    Yair well I guess he must be the very first ever to do that ... no hold on, didn't that other D-K numbskull do that too ? Downer was his name, I think - is there something in the South Australia water ?

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  2. Happily, Malware anticipated how difficult the role of ex-Prime Minister would be, and so extended budget and staff for the Onion-Muncher (semi-retired).

    Had he not done so, that critical work that the Muncher achieves for the good burghers of Warringah (as seen above) would not be able to carried out.

    Another example of Malware's planning and foresight.

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    1. And I thought he was just establishing a binding precedent for his own excommunication.

      Well, he didn't get to be rich by being profligate with his own money, did he. Except when he really badly needs to be re-elected, that is.

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