Monday, March 05, 2018

In which the bouffant one allows only three days for the condor to take flight ...


The reptiles were in a world of pain this day … with Simon Benson's 'crisis of Malware management' upgraded to a perfect storm …


The Barners circus kept producing echoes …


But all this had been foreseen by the bouffant one on the weekend …


The pond doesn't usually backtrack … like the reptiles, it likes its meat fresh …but this one was such a cry of pain, a Ginsbergian howl, a rage against the dying of the light that the pond felt the need to honour it …

Three days, only three days to turn the Titanic around …or maybe another movie resonates …


His code name is Malware … in the next seventy-two hours almost everyone he trusts will label him a blundering, meandering dropkick loser.

Better not feature a photo of new world vultures …get on with it, bouffant one …


The slightest Newspoll improvement? The bouffant one knew it was coming, and these days the reptiles dare not mention the 30th birthday that's rapidly looming …


Just two more polls to go … though truth to tell, anyone interested in the NBN would have set the benchmark for failure a long time ago …

None of it much matters for the inconsolable bouffant one, as he looks at Comrade Bill and wonders why, and then looks at the rabble and knows why ...


Ah, the mutton Dutton … now there's a dab hand at sly innuendo and smut peddling… you tell him, bouffant one ...


Join the time-honoured bloopers? It's already there, thanks to The Insiders, and likely to feature in Mad as Hell as well … with an old meme relished and discarded … 


...to reveal a whiteboard hiding the immortal Pope …

 

No wonder the reptiles are dismayed and disheartened and discouraged …

All that coaching, all that diligent work, and for what? 28 losses in a row, and only two to go …

“The one thing that is clear about our current situation is the trajectory,” Turnbull said on September 14, 2015. “We have lost 30 Newspolls in a row. It is clear that the people have made up their mind about Mr Abbott's leadership.”

Regrets Malware might have, more than a few, walk it back as he might try, the result is that the bouffant one is down in the dumps … and there's only three days to go to make it alright ...



Luckily the pond isn't in to gloating, it just enjoys the creative coverage featured in The Insiders

 



By golly if only Hopper was around to knock up a painting from that Ellinghausen photo ...

2 comments:

  1. The Bouffy Bovvyboy about Michaelia: "She tried to excuse herself by suggesting Labor senators were implying staff were being shifted ..."

    No, no, Bouffy, she was suggesting that the Labor senators were 'inferring' that. After she'd first 'implied' it to herself, of course.

    Are we all clear on the proper usage of 'infer' and 'imply' (or 'insinuate') now ?

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  2. Dutton's not even original. His "(I will) not be lectured to by this man" was how Gillard started to describe, in devastating manner, her opinion of the onion muncher.

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