Speaking of fuel on fire, just as Malware might be thinking he's scored a break, thanks to Comrade Bill's fudging and Sam the man distracting from Andrew Robb and both parties pocketing big donations, along comes Dame Slap, and she's handing out end of year grades ...
It's the moment the pond often dreams about, where reality and fiction intersect ...
You see the pond decided that planet Janet deserved to be called Dame Slap because of her inclination to hand out spankings, and besides, it had always irritated the pond that at some point Enid Blyton's Dame Slap turned into Dame Snap, as if she was a form of frozen peas ...
Dammit, there's a reason that Dame Slap carries a cane ...
And once you've got a cane in the paw, or a keyboard, please allow the real Dame Slap to show the fictional Dame Slap just what you've got to do with it ...
By golly, that methodology reminded the pond of other great teachers confronted by recalcitrant pupils ...
All the pond has to do is sit back and watch the teacher strut her stuff ...
Oh that's cruel, those references to liberals in name only, though it does remind the pond that as a teacher Dame Slap has all the ideological rectitude of a Stalinist or perhaps a Beria ...
This sort of teacher is always ready to spot a heresy and take a firm stand and iron out any deviations from the fundamentalist norm, even to the point of chasing a clock ...
Ah yes she likes everyone in a strict line, following her, and no deviation please, absolutely no stepping off the Dame Slap path ...
And with that, the pond has just about exhausted its Dame Slap cartoons, and so to a final rectitudinous gobbet ...
Outrageous really, and shocking that Dame Slap wouldn't at least give a star or an encouraging koala stamp to her pupil for his one signature achievement.
He's wrecked the NBN, just as his onion muncher overlord demanded.
Surely that should be honoured, perhaps with a book prize ... perhaps with a collection of cartoons featuring copper ...
And so to a Rowe, speaking of other matters being attended to by Malware today, including a fine banquet of rampant hypocrisy ... with more Rowe courses available here ...
"Dame Slap has all the ideological rectitude of a Stalinist or perhaps a Beria ..."
ReplyDeleteAh yes, but did Beria really do Stalin in as he seriously proclaimed ? Is that why Nikita quickly disposed of Beria ? [Remarkable man Khruschev to have survived years of close personal contact with Stalin and stay as sane as he did. Can't say anything remotely like that about the reptiles.]
But I do have to congratulate D.Slap for her fine exposition of free speech ... speech that is utterly and totally free of any connection whatsoever to the realities of this world (or any other). But then, that's what being a dedicated reptile is all about, I guess.