Monday, October 16, 2017

In which the pond turns to the reliable Oreo for its luncheon snack ...



Uh huh. That sets the tone for the Oreo this day ...




The pond was unnerved at the prospect of an Oreo treat for lunch ... because the Oreo had decided to go there and naturally there'd be ...


Now the pond has no time for Harvey, either as a deal maker - what a prick he was - or a molester - what a prick he is - or for Polanski - though in the manner of Leni Riefenstahl he managed to make a great movie in Chinatown - but one of the greater hypocrisies is the way that the Donald was forgiven for "locker room banter", while everyone has piled on, in part because Harvey's greater crime was that he gave donations to Democrats ...

As if we hadn't already established that the entertainment game was littered with crude, oafish, offensive reality TV show hosts who donated to the Democrats while shamelessly boasting about sex crimes ...


How would the Oreo reconcile her treatment of these two peas in the LA pod?



Uh huh. So the Donald's the President, and all's well in the world ...

It must have something to do with membership of the PC elite ... and the politically corrupt Oreos certainly do know how to protect their own.

First dissemble by distraction ... remember when in doubt, always blame a woman ...


And when in doubt claim that you took down the Donald ...


It broke the pond's heart when it reverted to old Oreo footage, ostensibly giving the Donald a hard time and repeatedly calling him out for his shameless comments about women ...


Oh that's a little short, a little too obviously defence, a little too shamelessly pandering.

Let's see the Oreo really nailing the Donald to the wall for his shamelessly sexist pussy-grabbing ... let's see the Oreo really hold it against him ...



Truth to tell that comparison of the Donald to the onion muncher left not just the pond gob-smacked, but others of the actual lizard Oz persuasion ...


Indeed, indeed ...


We live in strange times, so strange that the pond could be quoting a comment on Jack the Insider's blog about the bizarre way that the Oreo could think that a pussy grabbing, thrice married, grab 'em by the pussy, if she wasn't my daughter I'd be dating her Donald was some kind of persecuted Xian ...

It's so strange, these reality TV times, that we now have a pornographer after dirt on the Donald ...


But you won't hear a word against the Donald in the Oreo's latest piece ...


Oh fucketty fuck de fuck ...

The political right is not immune to sex scandals but has learned to respond decisively to them ...

Here's the Oreo responding decisively to the Donald in that last gobbet from way back when ...


Actually the choice is between hypocrisy, truth and pussy-grabbing ... and when it comes to that choice, the Oreo is with the pussy-grabbing Donald ...

In a world where truth had some relevance,  political preferences wouldn't be the deciding vote when it came to crimes against women.

In a world where truth had some relevance, fundamentalist Xians would never have voted a pussy-grabber in to office, and if by some mischance he made it into power, his pussy grabbing remarks would have prefaced everything he said and did ...

But shamelessness is its own reward ...


It's to the eternal shame of Oreo types that they pander to the pussy-grabbing Donald while rabbiting on about the sins of others...

And it's not as if there weren't cartoons to hand offering advisory warnings ...




A tremendous speller too!









5 comments:

  1. Hi Dorothy,

    Anybody who has ever read any James Ellroy would know that La La Land has always had a dark underbelly but it’s interesting who the Oreo chose as examples of sexual predators supposedly celebrated by America’s PC elite.

    Harvey Weinstein, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski as well as Jacob Bernstein thrown in as somebody who said nasty things about Melania.

    No Mel Gibson or Bill Cosby or even Donald Trump, just these men. What could be the connection?

    DiddyWrote

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    1. The pond always liked Hollywood Babylon, DW, but is torn on an answer to that question about the connection. Could it be Oreo stupidity, or Oreo hypocrisy, or just plain old fashioned Oreo bigotry?

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  2. Anyone who has ever had anything positive to say about the orange-haired monster, and more importantly still does so, is obviously walking around with their head up their butt.
    Meanwhile the orange-haired monster was a keynote speaker at the "Values" Voter Summit. A fact which demonstrates how bebased "conservative" religion really is in Amerika. It was a gab-fest in which most/all of the participants were fully certified all Amerikan loons

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  3. Cartoons are great but you did better than me in reading all that stuff. At least Polonius, Ned, the Dog Botherer and the Devine can deliver a few laughs. The Oreo is tedium x 10.

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    1. The pond sometimes thinks about putting up a mental health warning, but really the banner should be enough of a guide ...

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