Friday, October 06, 2017

In which the pond TGIF's with Sharri ...


The pond was up early this day, and eager to start TGIF with a dose of Sharri, and at last the tabloid Terrorists seem to have realised they needed to pander to the right sort of elderly demographic ...

There was Sharri in thinking pose, and there on the right was another thinking pose ...

Oh dear, perhaps the Terrorists had second thoughts, perhaps someone had doubts about showing Sharri in a thinking about suicide pose, because almost immediately the image changed ...


And the pond was immediately plunged into despair. Will they never learn? Do they really think that a cornball cartoon will beguile the average Terror reader, up against the potent power of a thinking Sharri?

Never mind, the pond is always up for some gas bagging and AGL bashing ... especially when it's about capitalists daring to make a shameless profit, and the clarion cry of "socialism now" rumbles through the reptile ranks like a Stalinist five year plan ...


Malware thinks he's on a winner?

Just recently the pond's partner, following up on the pond's perverse prodding - the pond knew there wouldn't be, couldn't be a result - did the Malware thing and made enquiries of rival power suppliers and the pond's current energy supplier, and came up with the possibility of saving $20 on a $700 bill ...

The pond immediately felt like lashing out on a pad in Hunters Hill ...


Talk about a discount ... talk about energy made easy ... talk about the usual token Malware bullshit ... wash the paws and put the results on a website...

And besides the broadband's still fucked, though as a consolation, the Telstra person kindly suggested that they'd been having intermittency problems state-wide, and they'd have it fixed by 8 and would get back to us. They never called ...

Never mind, at least Sharri is on the job ... 


There's nothing like a meaningless simplistic simpleton Sharri statistic, with bonus "deep thinking" image, to get the pond off to a good start ... but wait there's more ...


Now could the pond make just one humble suggest, in relation to reptiles in glass houses.

Snide remarks about Vesey being an American aren't perhaps the best strategy, at least while Rupert remains the American chairman of the American company that publishes the Terror ...


You know, as if apparently there's no Aussie qualified to be such a ruthless populist power monger ...


But now it's back to the wicked Vesey and his coal-abjuring, profit-seeking ways ... and brave Rod Sims, who apparently doesn't have much of a clue about anything ...


Taylor says AGL has a responsibility to sell below what they can get and do down their prices?

Oh yes, that's the first rule at McKinsey, the pond has no doubt about it. Degut your profits so that pollies can squawk with pleasure about civic responsibility.

Is deep experience a bit like deep throat?

So what about Taylor tailoring a solution, or perhaps Malware discovering a backbone and doing something with his newly straightened spine?


He invited them into his office for a lecture?

Oh they must have been shivering in their boots with fear, just like the pond, which suddenly recalled an old joke ...


As for Malware believing whole-heartedly in free markets, while simultaneously believing in companies acting like benevolent civic-minded charities, of course he can resolve that sort of mindless contradiction ... after all, he thinks copper and HFC and multi-nodal madness are things Queen Victoria could get behind in the new Australian republic ...


Ah, each time the pond drops in on Sharri there's a fresh linguistic flourish up there with linguine ...

"Has he, realistically, bitten off more than he can chew?"

"Has he, realistically, ever had teeth with which to chew? Has he, realistically, ever had a spine to go with his set of falsies? Has he, realistically, ever done a phone around to discover a competitive price for the chewing gum left on the bedpost overnight?"

Never mind, the notion that Malware is anything other than a gigantic fizza is inordinately appealing, but the pond won't have the heart to suggest to partner that we should attempt to find another discount ...

The only discount that will count is a voter discount on the current mob on offer ...

But at least Donald Trump was mentioned by a kindly, thoughtful Sharri, so that the pond could fling to a Wilcox cartoon, more Wilcox here, and link to a Colbert discussing a fucking moron...








2 comments:

  1. Ah yes, TGIFfing with a Sharri. Isn't that just so much better than squaloring down with a Bolter ?

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  2. Is she really this dumb or is this the level you need for the Terror's readership? A bit of both?

    With regard to broadband, it seems Truffles is in the race to join the third world

    http://www.smh.com.au/business/innovation/life-in-the-slow-lane-australia-has-slower-internet-than-kenya-20171003-gytril.html

    To paraphrase Homer "Australia's internet is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

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