Sunday, July 16, 2017

In which the pond discovers there's no "i" in Devine or the reptile team ...


For those who came in late, and even now sit slumped on some exotic beach, the pond received an urgent message from the Terrorists this morning ...


The pond immediately knew it had to get out its skull and swear an oath to assist the Terrorists in their business model, and immediately began a review of the available literature ...


Now this morning the pond has already heiled petulant Peta and Akker Dakker for their valiant work in sniping, wrecking and undermining Malware. 

No complains there, the business model was working in a jim dandy way, to the greater glory of the Liberal party and the Terror and the onion muncher and disunity (can death or Comrade Bill be far away?), but further research revealed a dire problem, and not just of the kind associated with silly internet memes ...


Look at what popped out, provoking discordant ego-tripping notes ...


Now the pond has no idea who this Annika Smethurst is, but the pond found that header about "this mob" not being seen dead having a grown-up talk about climate deeply offensive to the reptiles. 

The political editors at the Terror seem to come and go in waves, and while there was a wiki entry for Greg Hunters,  and a Twitter account and all the rest of the social media the full to overflowing intertubes can offer, she sounded dangerously like someone who was going to call Craig Kelly a futtocking silly old bugger for his hysterical, alarmist chatter ...


Now this is simply outrageous, and it suggests that this Smethurst is not a team player, and is simply not on board with reptile climate denialism ...

If she thinks Kelly is a futtock, what about her HUN colleague, the Bolter?



As one of the world's great climate scientists, the Bolter was exceptionally busy, a real team player ...


The insufferable Smethurst seemed to be implying that ashen-faced Josh Frydenburg was being killed by the Bolter, Alan Jones and all the rest of the shock jock mob ...


She seems to be saying "The Bolter's and the Murdochian reptiles' actions or silly baying at the denialist moon just delay progress on finding a credible way to reduce carbon emissions and ensure we have access to cheap, reliable power."

This isn't sustainable ...and it came at a most disturbing time, with not just the Bolter, but the Devine reduced to quivering fear, because Al Gore had been spotted hanging around the Opera House, and if there's one greenie deserving to be hung from the nearest Devine lamppost, it's surely Al Gore ...

Now the Devine, as well as being an able, expert, world-leading climate scientist, is a team player. She knows how to sing from the denialist song sheet ...


Oh coal is here to stay, oi, oi, oi ..

There won't be any of that saucy Smethurst's nonsensical talk of reasonable and mature debates, not when the Devine must deal with the anti-Christ himself ...


You see Annika? Even the advertisers agree. They have fresh snow, and if there's fresh snow, then why is there all this talk of global warming.

These warmists have learned nothing ... and as for some people suggesting that Devine scribbling about woeful records of accuracy climate science is impossibly cheeky, why not read Is This The Dumbest Thing Ever Written by Murdochian Media on Climate?, and marvel at the Devine's skill ...

Come to think of it, the pond could spend all day linking to fatuous fatuities from the futtock Devine - as here, or here ... which proclaimed 2011 as the Devine's miracle year, seemingly not appreciating the way that there would be many more Devine miracle years to come ...

And now back to the brave Devine wrestling with that fiendish anti-Christ posing in front of the Opera House ...


You see, Annika? The Devine knows Craig Kelly was right, just like the Bolter did, and your piteous, pathetic cries for a reasonable and mature debate reveal you for what you are ... an irrational drinker of the Al Gore koolaid cult ... 

Take a tip from the Devine and talk of zealots and hucksters and then you'll arrive at a truly rational energy policy ... coal, more coal, and when that runs out, more coal still ...


Oh and while the pond is explaining to Annika how she might become a team player and save the entire Terror and Murdochian business model, she might well learn some basic skills in Islamic bashing ... though it's a turf where the Devine is a master ... (what, you want the pond to call her a mistress?)


Yes, because the Devine's so fully onside with gay marriage ...


And so on and on and on and Daesh bigot on and on ...


And so on and on, and on, helping explain why the Devine is one of Daesh-minded folks favourite commentators on homosexuality ...

And Annika, shifting on to feminism and a proper Daesh mind-set, you might also note that, while even Julie Bishop might flinch a little on The Insiders at endorsing the Donald going the full sexy cougar eye on Ms Brigitte Macron, the Devine had no problem with a little verbal pussy-groping. 

Heck, they keep on talking about the virtues of lesbianism, so why not just come out and say that for an older woman, she's damned sexy and well worth the grope? 


Ah yes ... so sad that the Devine can only dream of the US President passing by, and giving her a nod and a wink, and saying she's pretty hot shit and really fuckable ...because that's what all women in public life deserve as a first assessment of their worth. Just ask any Daesh activist ...

But now Annika, it's time to bring this survey of the Terror business model to a conclusion ... and the pond thinks it's heading in the right direction, providing the team stick together, and support climate denialism, Islamic bashing, feminist bashing, gay bashing (who can remember all the initials? Just have at all of them), Malware bashing, and just to make sure it's not all negative, hearty bouts of onion muncher and coal and cougar lovin' ....

All this business model requires is a sharp eye and a steady head and a willingness to maintain the course, because there's little doubt that the future will belong to the irrational, unreasonable, immature luddites ...

Above all the reptiles should ignore any of their silly readers who send in enraged comments ...


Regrettably, however, the pond has one major recommendation arising from its review.

The pond is forced to suggest that Annika be given a refresher course as to what really counts as mature and reasonable discussion in Murdochian rags.

If she doesn't pivot and segue and discover a new mindset in tune with her colleagues, if she's unable to become a team player, she might have to be let go ... 

It's essential for the business plan to succeed that it continues to involve like minds bahhing in unison at clouds ... that's if we're to MAGA, remembering that it's working so well for the United States, praise be unto chairman Rupert and Fox News ...





1 comment:

  1. There's always some poor soul who just doesn't get the message, isn't there.

    Or could the Murdochrat reptiles just be lining up Annika Smethurst as the News' Emmanual Goldstein, and will they limit the daily hate to just two minutes ?

    And is there any way in which an outraged citizenship can apply to have The Devine's university degree cancelled because she obviously cheated to get it.

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