Monday, June 26, 2017

In which petulant Peta plays substitute and saves the Major and the pond ...



Bah humbug. Why resort to Chinese medicine (the shop front is on Parramatta Road for anyone interested) when the reptiles of Oz routinely tell the world what's wrong with it, and how they will fix it ... and no need for the world to ask what's wrong with it ...

That's the upside. The shocking, terrible downside is that the Major Mitchell was keeping a low profile this day. The Oreo returns, but then to be abandoned by the Major ...

Now the pond isn't that concerned. No doubt he's taking a little time off to finally find that Order of Lenin and pin it on Manning Clark, and besides, the reptiles have organised a tremendous replacement to talk about the media ...



Petulant Peta is just the person to explain to old school loser drop kick MPs - and their loser staff - how wandering around handing out pamphlets is so yesterday ...


It's just as well, because the media section begins to look desperately thin with the Major Mitchell off the scene.

Take a look at DD's EXCLUSIVE this day ...




Thompson has been feeding that line to the chooks for months. He was reported in the WaPo back on 3rd May here carrying on in the same way, where the NY Times' ad trading on the angle is still playing ...



The Donald has been good for business all round ... on April 4th, the NY Times returned the favour with CNN: CNN Had a Problem. Donald Trump Solved It.

Yep, they got the President they wanted ...he might screw the USA, but think of the ratings and the trees to be killed ...

So it was off to petulant Peta ...



Given her tremendous track record in government - what a stellar burst of governance it was - Peta is used to sorting out useless loser dropkick politicians still stuck in the analogue past ...


... somehow imagining that appearing in public will see huge crowds turn up, drawn by their magnetic personalities and dynamic nineteenth century copper and coal policies ...


But enough of the overture, enough of the prelude, it's on with the sermon ...



Oh dear ... there was the pond thinking that petulant Peta would be helping out the onion muncher, desperate to get into the twentieth century, but there she is helping out Malware with his hopeless, useless addiction to newfangled gadgets and gimmicks, whatever the hot things are ...

Stick to pamphlets Malware, and get out and about in company with sympatico friends ...


And now to the most crucial advice of all ...



Yes, Malware, you goose, it's the authentic message that counts, and you can be as slick as you like, but if the message stinks, you'll be sunk. Have you thought about bringing back knighthoods? It's a guaranteed BBQ stopper ... and it's certain to give you agnostic credibility on the street and in that newfangled intertubes thingie, which is after all ...


And now, it wouldn't be a good day without a Rowe to wrap it up, and more Rowe here ...


And now, say what you will about the Donald, he's not just good business for American newspapers and cable TV... he's keeping cartoonists chained to the drawing board 24/7...

















2 comments:

  1. Darn those cockamamy cartoonists!!

    Day every day, hitting nails on the head with alacrity and brilliance, just the way Precious Peta doesn't. Odd to see her pinch-hitting across the 'leet mastheads at Holt St. She seems to be sitting in the seat that Ms Sharri was eyeballing for her good self.

    Not to worry, they are both creating equivalent output as far as I can see. Don't tell the major that Peta is boasting of the Onion Muncher's immense likeability on facebook. That would be absolutely contra the Major's narrative of late.

    Cartoonists!
    Social meeja!

    Why can't old fashioned journos like the Major and the Petulant One get a look in??

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  2. Verily, the punters never stop listening to the strident nagging, when it's straight from the hobby horse's mouth.

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