Tuesday, April 25, 2017

In which the pond contemplates Malware meeting the Donald, and failing the Noonan test ...


The reptiles are wildly excited about the chance of a meeting between the Donald and Malware, all the better because it might happen with lots of military hardware in the background, and who knows, a strike against North Korea just for good luck ... 

There's nothing like a regional war to get the polling back on track ...

It comes then as some fair irony then that this day the reptiles should have purloined a piece from the WSJ ...



The pond knew at once that Noonan knew that when it came to anyone being a lickspittle - craven and submissive and cavorting like a nymph with the Donald - that our very own Malware was just the man for the job ...

Given the way that Malware smarmed all over Pence, imagine Malware attempting to follow Noonan's stern injunction to staff and GOPsters ...



Indeed, indeed, the least the pond can do for reptiles is turn them into shoes and hand-bags.

But this is very unfashionable talk, this talk of pigs ...

It is of course impossibly idealistic and unreal what Noonan proposes ... that's not how it works with dominant pigs of the Orally kind, nor is it how it will work with Malware when he comes close to the Donald, nor is it how staff or Republican politicians have dealt with, or will deal with, the Donald ...

Besides, is there any discernible difference in Malware's and the Donald's ability with maths?


(More here).

The GOPsters have failed Noonan's proposed test right up to now, and Malware has crawled with fixed smile and gritted teeth over glass and abuse in the hope that the Donald will bail him out of Manus, and the mutton Dutton making a lying fool of himself. 

What on earth makes her think this will change?

But it makes for a grand read, or a grand folly of hope ... as Candide as anyone might hope to come across ...


Say it true and keep walking? 

Why the notion that abortion-denying, climate science refusing, evolution disbelieving fools of a fundamentalist kind could say true and keep walking is right up there with Chance the gardener ...

They should line up and get fired? But Spicer is already better known than Comical Ali, and already has his epitaph etched in stone ...






Never mind, why on earth did the pond think it would get any deep insight from the lying American press, and the lying WSJ? 

Better just cut to a few cartoons, starting with an old Pope, more Pope here ...






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