Wednesday, April 05, 2017

In which Dame Slap breaks the arm of the arm-breaker, while punching out the PC gawkers lurking in the crowd ... it's called "engaging conversation" ...


That's just the attention grabber - the barking mad James Allan, making the best of an April Fool's joke, was just trying a pathetic mind fuck, thereby revealing a fucked mind - but perforce the pond must turn to the matter of the arm-breaker ...

The pond dimly remembers enjoying the arm-breaker when he routinely broke the arm of prattling Polonius for Crikey,  but that was long ago, and the ruffian has long since coarsened, and gone beyond arm-breaking into knee-cappings, eye gougings, fingers up the bum, and hit jobs of a kind that would make a thugby leaguer flinch ...

It's what happens when an unstable mind comes up against the volatile atmosphere of reptiles high on kool aid ... you know, the sort that thinks a weirdo fornicator like Ross Cameron, or a deeply strange Rowan Dean has insights worth paying money to watch ...

As of yesterday, the arm breaker retained a place in his natural home, the Daily Terror, land of men with no necks and purveyor of thugby league, where a coat-hanger is reckoned a good way to produce sharpness  of mind in old age ...

Never mind, this day Dame Slap decided to chip in, and so perforce the pond must follow ...




Now in all those splashes, the pond was attracted by the use of "basic cliché" ...

"Basic decency" was much loved in Tamworth, and woe betide anyone who failed to exhibit it ...


"Basic decency" is closely affiliated with "common courtesy," and whenever the pond is asked what happened to basic decency and common courtesy, the easy answer was that the pond looked for them everyday in reptile publications and couldn't find them anywhere ... seeing as how they were intolerably PC, and full of hideous notions like politeness and respect and such like ...

Is it rich for Dame Slap, tyrant of the reptile classroom, adept at boxing ears and administering slaps with ruler, to talk of "basic decency"?

Of course it is, but luckily, Dame Slap shows how "basic decency" and "common courtesy" is done - by seizing the moment when ostensibly attacking the arm-breaker to instead slag off Fairfax, their dreadful women, and all the rest of the opposition.

Just because a head-kicker's the subject matter, there's no reason to stop a good head-kicking ...


Tens of thousands tuned in? 

Of course tens of thousands is another Tamworth cliché, implying hordes and multitudes without end or measure. Sadly, it was possible to do a measure of the actual multitudes who tuned in, thanks to the research of Dr. Mumbo at Mumbrella here ...anxious to discover how many angry white men had tuned in ...


Well it's tens of thousands of a kind, but then the same ritual formula must be applied if anyone wants to work out the mystical questing audience which will in due course see the reptiles' business plan revert to profit, and produce a golden age of tree-killing enlightenment ...

That helps explain the marvellous irony of Dame Slap preening and pleased at the way a boofhead suddenly caught up with her head-kicking boofhead ways, and they could then waltz off together, a fine pair of feminist-loathing boofheads ...

Of course when it comes to the matter of women and Latham, comedy is sure to follow ...


Indeed, indeed ...


Of course, Bronwyn Bishop, perhaps alternating with Dame Slap ... why didn't the pond think of that? It explains why its days as a show runner ended in tears before they began ...

But now after the extended ad break - so many medications on American cable, so little time to take them all - it's back for a final gobbet of Dame Slap ...


Remarkable really - here was the pond thinking that the United Nations was using climate science to establish world government, and the Dame was just after an abuse-free debate ...

Of course the rich irony is the way that Dame Slap smotes everyone mightily for their PC ways, then resorts to a pathetic plea to say within the bounds of decency ...

Fat fucking chance of that, thanks to the Murdochians desperate to work out a way to retrieve a failing, flailing business model ...

Not to worry, the reptiles were fascinated by Latham's fate ... with Dame Slap's piece carrying a multitude of click bait offerings designed to whisk punters off to a subscription offer ...


Naturally the pond couldn't resist a little dance in the mud ... and the defiant delusionalism that the arm-breaker continued to display ... because for a narcissist, a failure and a flop, any attention is good attention ...


Sad really, but what's equally to the point is the way the Murdochians wanted to exploit that trio of weirdos for the sake of crassness, and profit ... and who knows, might find other ways to continue the saga ...



Sad really, but the show must go on, and so the pond turned to the reptile show runner to see if there was a solution ...

Now about this time, the pond must confess to having briefly having had Sky in the house and never watched it ... and now has had Sky successfully excised, removed, truncated, cable cut, never to return, so a cure for the disease is of limited interest ...


Spoken by a true Murdochian lickspittle, ever mindful that the Chairman is listening ...


Well, it was a long, long wait for a laugh, but "engaging conversation" is always a sure-fire winner ...

So that's what they call shouting at clouds these days ...

And so to a Rowe, offering a much more succulent gourmet hobby, with more Rowe here ..




4 comments:

  1. What was the attitude of all of these apologists (and mourners) for Leak to the cartoon (deemed anti-semitic) that accompanied Mike Carlton's 2014 column in which he criticised Israeli foreign policy?

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  2. Ah yes, that cunning false dichotomy of comparing Top Gear (audience around a billion worldwide) with the Outsiders (audience 22,000). Yes. Yes. That's why we all adhere to the prognostications of the Reptilian Media Diary.

    Let's see if The Outsiders panellists follow the lead of the Top Gear panellists. All peas in the "hugely successful" TV programme pod really.

    Let's see....

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    1. Well I reckon it's cleary about time they had a woman in the lead. Indeed it's more than time for a wholly women's show. I propose Bronny Bishop to replace Latham and Dame Slap and The Devine to replace the other two (with acknowledgements to DP's fine understanding of these matters).

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  3. Latham is just one of a long line of two faced labor members that have gained selection by being one thing early on and then turning into monsters so they can spend their retirement in the arms of the mercenaries. Ferguson and Johns are a prime example of changing sides look at the mess Ferguson left behind. The gas exploration and the development of this resource is tied up by large international companies that he allowed to control this resource. Another who did whatever he could to bring down Gillard was McClelland so we have been led down the garden path with some of these so called members of the labor party.

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