Monday, December 05, 2016

In which the pond enjoys a Bleagh moment, and quality time with the bromancer and the Oreo ...



This being Oreo day, the pond had other things on its mind than little Timmie Bleagh, but it was mightily impressed with the graphic the Terrorists had arranged for the blogger bear with little brain.

Of course anyone in this post-truth Trumpian world can play the bumper sticker game with the brainless bear ...

   



But please allow the pond to get right to the Bleagh point, his wonderful example of truthiness ...

Surely little Timmie has perfected the art of dissembling apologist and craven lickspittle kowtower in the Trumpian new order ...


Now let's not argue the logic.

It seems Trump is forgiven because he's an equal opportunity offender who will offend anyone at the drop of a hat.

Who have you got? Give him half a mo and he'll offend them. He's thoroughly offensive ... and suggesting that Ted Cruz's dad was part of the Kennedy assassination conspiracy is just part of his quest for for truth ...

Besides, he didn't even know the disease he was mocking, so that makes it a certainty the arm-flailing was just a jolly joke amongst chums

What a dim-witted dipstick the Bleagh is ... is there something in the Bleagh name or genes that sees hare-brained adventures like the war in Iraq unfold?

Never mind,  the Washington Post ran a fact check of this sort of Bleagh nonsense - though the mere mention of Ann Coulter as the leader of the defence team, and her characterisation as 'conservative columnist,' when really only barking mad feral ratbag should be appropriate,  indicate that little Timmie is dancing on bullshit, as well as trampling on the truth.

For those who can be bothered, head off to Donald Trump's revisionist history of mocking a disabled reporter , with video link, etc, with the Donald copping this at the end of the story ...


Sadly they play it tame in the United States. Please excuse the pond if it hands out its own "four fuckwits" award to little Timmie Bleagh for his revisionist effort ...


And now before the pond gets to the Oreo delight, another little aperitif ... thanks to the bromancer ...




Yes, it's more of the Donald adulation ...


Yes, harden the fuck up China, can't you take a little joke?


And now to wrap it all up with the bromancer ...


Indeed, indeed, who wouldn't be on the side of the head of government inclined to vigilante slaughter.

Strange fruit, as the song says, and surely in the American style.

As for Petraeus, why not offer a job to a man who'll have to clear it with his probation officer as to whether it's okay for him to take the job ... David Petraeus's Probation Officer Would Have To Give Him Permission to Travel as Secretary of State ...

His crime?

From the same story ...

In 2015, Petraeus pled guilty to a misdemeanor charge of mishandling information, which he shared with his mistress ...

Yes, he should have put it all on a private server ...

Oh it's rich, it's so very rich ... so very 'lock her up rich'. Please Donald, might the pond have another ...


And now, as we all know, a pleasure delayed is a pleasure doubled when finally consummated ... and so it's Oreo time ...



Marchons, marchons, qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons!

Please, accept no substitutes ...


Vivre l'original ...



And now on with the marchons, marchons, qu'un san impur abreuve nos sillons!



Indeed, indeed, would you like a mocking Donald with that?


And so to the final gobbet of pure, distilled, essence of Oreo goodness ...


Indeed, indeed. Why the onion muncher is still a hot contender ...


... though it has to be said that all the same, the pond is shocked, shocked to its core.

The onion muncher and the pasty Hastie high at the top of the Xmas list?

What about that esteemed politician from the far north? (and more Wilcox here ...)





1 comment:

  1. As a comment on your Petraeus link noted: Yep, the reality show known as post-election America staggers on. Trouble is we can't change the channel.
    And the Bro has obviously hidden the remote up his arse to help the cause.
    That President Tweeties victory has a "lot" of upside as well as risk is just ....post-stupid.
    As for the Oreo,aka the shit sandwich,she is probably the worst example of propaganda 101 on the planet,apart from Anne Coulter. I think the garden needs a triple dose of Hyvar X.

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