Thursday, March 17, 2016

At last a fearless leader who understands climate science as well as the Bolter ... thanks be unto the reptiles and the Chairman ...

(Above: and more shocking heresies from Wilcox here).

The pond is seriously alarmed.

The world's greatest climate scientist has gone MIA. Or perhaps AWOL ...

Throughout March the Bolter hasn't contributed a single peer-reviewed important scientific paper on the matter of climate science. When last spotted doing it in February, he was ravaging people for spending posh time with Tim Flannery, a short, slight, and over-familiar paper with a conclusion as obvious as E=MC³.

Now the pond understands that the Bolter's been distracted, what with savaging Niki Savva, redeeming the Pellists, attacking Malware, and dealing with other very important matters ...


This while the likes of Wilcox makes insolent, cheap jokes and the Graudian floods the world with alarmist propaganda ... why it almost sounds like criminal dereliction of duty for the world's greatest climate scientist ...

Meanwhile, the pond was astonished and pleased to see the reptiles of Oz deliver a splendid editorial this day ...


No, not that one. The pond always knew that the reptiles were rabid George Christensen barking mad types, and the recent bout of weather was sure to send them into a kind of comatose homophobia ...

No, it was this one ...


Must remake himself as a plausible candidate!?

Talk about radical social engineering.

Happily the actual editorial was just as silly ...

But at least it was short. By the way, how's that radical social re-engineering going this day?


There'll be foot-stamping and riots and soon enough the Reichstag will be burning ...

Luckily, the bromancer was also at hand to blather on the topic ...


Now as always the bromancer is impeccable and incisive but perhaps we could skip over his analysis of the Democrats and the Bern and the fall of little Marco - mother of mercy, is this the end of little Rico - because it's predictable stuff  ...(but sssh, not a mention of where cruising to power on the Tea Party gets you ... the opportunity to deplore others as opportunists for using opportunism to defeat a classic opportunist...)

If we do the skip, we can get more quickly to the full rich flowering of bromancer insanity ...


Uh huh. Sssh, don't disturb the really stupid man while he's asleep at the keyboard.

Please, no, no, not the dreaded links ...

Why is the media ignoring Ted Cruz's embrace of 'Kill the Gays' Pastor?


And so on and so endlessly forth on the matter of the barking mad Cruz ... and at a more staid, political level, there's also The Many, Many Reasons Republican Senators Can't Stand Ted Cruz ...

But as the options narrow, it seems that the bromancer is starting to feel the heat, in a purely metaphorical, non-climate change way ...


Indeed, indeed, though the bromancer seems to have ignored an important injunction ...


Well there'd be riots if they didn't ...

And happily the Bolter took time out from important food preparations, though at an unfortunate cost to climate science, to begin to warm - if not the world, then at least to Trump ....


Yes, the world might not be warming, but as a fellow world leading climate scientist had spaken, in a way already featured on these pages, naturally the Bolter had to spake also ...

Why even Camile was on hand to persuade the Bolter that radical social re-engineering might be possible ...


And so halting, tremulous, skittery, jittery, a little nervous, full of trepidation, the reptiles begin to fall into line ...

Like a mare waiting to be mounted by a masterful, domineering stallion, a forceful leader who can show them the way to the light ...

Naturally the Terrorists were on hand to celebrate the moment history and the stallion called ...


Yes, at last Trump can introduce the Bolter brand of climate science to the world ...


Now there's plenty more tweets at that post here - kudos to Colin Campbell for doing the hard yards - but here's a sample ...


Why, Trump and the Bolter are scientific soul mates, at one with the science and in command of the data ...

And so on and on, with Colin on hand to deliver a long list.

Luckily this means the pond's talk of stallions and mares and strong masterful leaders isn't offensive. 

It's in the right stable, in a stall alongside the Bolter, the reptiles of Oz, and teh Donald himself, and this sort of protest by shrill, radical feministsm who don't understand climate science or masterful stallion attitudes - well they're women - will be soon consigned to the dustbin of history ...



Have a nice day now, come on back ya here, and stay true to the Bolter and the Trumpster and the new science, and while you're at it, remember to kill teh gays ... because that's the sort of radical social engineering the reptiles, Cory and George would love ...




2 comments:

  1. Wau, DP, I just can't wait for the Bolter's appearance on My Kitchen Rules.

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  2. If it comes to it, better Trump than Clinton or Cruz running B1 bombers through a locked down Mascot airport below the shaky Newcastle line. A hard rains gonna fall...

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